Imponderable Water Cooler- As Jonny Mandates So Shall It BE by msg

*hugs Mavs, then brings her a large mug of The Good Stuff*

mornin' doll. How's your world?

Fly - yes, the no-cal version is spectacular :)

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
It's better to copulate than never.

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 4:17 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

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Originally posted by Mavourneen:
Morning, RIMG! (Hug) Morning JQ! (2x Hug)

Morning Mavs, Jimi! *Hugs all around*

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Originally posted by Mavourneen:

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Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
It's better to copulate than never.

I must be a little slow on the uptake...cause it took me a minute to get the joke.

It's better slow on the uptake.

Low cal, huh? Let's reread this, once more with meaning.

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Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:

Problem: an FMF that needs hugs

Solution: * bigassjimibearhuggles the hell out of FMF *

Wish: a delicious sounding mudder's milkshake

Fulfillment: * makes himself a mudder's milkshake as per Fly's recipe *

Goal: Hmmm. Brittney's naughty parts

Score: mmmm, tasty. Thanks for sharing it man!

"The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place." George Bernard Shaw

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 4:23 AM

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Originally posted by JonnyQuest:
Goal: Hmmm. Britney's naughty parts

Score: mmmm, tasty. Thanks for sharing it man!

Bad JQ! Drop it! Drop it!
*hits JQ on head with rolled up newspaper*
Dirty! bad boy! Dirty!

*shakes finger at cowering figure*

You don't know where that's been!

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 4:25 AM

Morning Jonny! Morning all!

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 4:27 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

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Originally posted by Mavourneen:

Bad JQ! Drop it! Drop it!
*hits JQ on head with rolled up newspaper*
Dirty! bad boy! Dirty!

*shakes finger at cowering figure*

You don't know where that's been!

Sorry. My shepherd suffers from coprophagia; I must have caught it from him. He's very affectionate.

EDIT: Aww DTH. I feel so...singled out! Thank you!

um pardon the breath.

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 4:28 AM

FLYVOTE

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Originally posted by JonnyQuest:

Goal: Hmmm. Brittney's naughty parts

Score: mmmm, tasty. Thanks for sharing it man!

Um.

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Vote for our Big Damn Heroes!

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 4:30 AM

Man I did not realize that my Weird was contagious.

Sorry everybody.

Hey JQ you might want to get looked at. At the rate you are progressing it might be fatal!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for I am Forsaken

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 4:32 AM

I'm glad I haven't eaten yet today.....

*hugs* DTH :)

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
It's better to copulate than never.

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 4:33 AM

ok, on a completely different thought from downstairs at Britney's...

I just went outside for a smokie treat, and gas across the street is $2.85 for regular.

(JQ, my dog thinks poopsicles are a tasty treat, too. Blech. - And Tidbit came out of his room last night and came to the living room at 10 PM asking to sleep somewhere else "because Rocky was farting too much!" I had to supress my giggle as I kicked Rocky out of Carson's room and tucked his back into bed!)

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 4:51 AM

ZEEK

Quote:
Originally posted by JonnyQuest:
Goal: Hmmm. Brittney's naughty parts

Score: mmmm, tasty. Thanks for sharing it man!

Add "from the year 2000" to that and I'll totally support you in your goal.

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 4:54 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

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Originally posted by Mavourneen:
ok, on a completely different thought from downstairs at Britney's...

I just went outside for a smokie treat, and gas across the street is $2.85 for regular.

(JQ, my dog thinks poopsicles are a tasty treat, too. Blech. - And Tidbit came out of his room last night and came to the living room at 10 PM asking to sleep somewhere else "because Rocky was farting too much!" I had to supress my giggle as I kicked Rocky out of Carson's room and tucked his back into bed!)

What's a Rocky? And lemme tell you, dog clouds are the worst.

Speaking of gas, the must be the going rate for states beginning with the letter "M".

Edit: Zeek, partying like it's 1999 ain't gettin' it. Skank doesn't just pop up overnight. It's inbred. Or something.

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 5:01 AM

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What's a Rocky? And lemme tell you, dog clouds are the worst.

Rocky, the most unphotogenic dog in the world:

He's wonderful but hates to have his pic taken. He puts his little ears down and looks like he's been yelled at.

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 5:03 AM

Aww, I think he looks sweet!

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 5:16 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

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Originally posted by Mavourneen:
Quote:
Originally posted by JonnyQuest:
What's a Rocky? And lemme tell you, dog clouds are the worst.

Rocky, the most unphotogenic dog in the world:

He's wonderful but hates to have his pic taken. He puts his little ears down and looks like he's been yelled at.

He knows you're trying to steal his soul with that little box you're holding. Paint him all black and he looks a lot like Slade.

(Notice how easy it is to slip in a pic of yourself!) That's Sully in the background taking it on the lam.

"The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place." George Bernard Shaw

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 5:20 AM

*gets a cup of water*

Mornin.

*goes back to her desk*

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 5:22 AM

*drags Tinadoll away from her desk*

No good can come from there! C'mon! Much more fun to be had here!

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 5:25 AM

gah, DTH. You're fast like a freak, woman! I was just gonna say something like that. Tina...come and stay a while!

(I think my little Rock-Star is a sweetie, too!)

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 5:26 AM

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Originally posted by DesktopHippie:
*drags Tinadoll away from her desk*

No good can come from there! C'mon! Much more fun to be had here!

ow! *gets dragged*
Oh ok ok you got me DH

It's not like i was doing..work..I was staring at pics of Nathan/Adam/Alan...as usual..

Morning Mave! I sent you an email :)

Hows everyone doing this morning/early afternoon

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 5:26 AM

See? It all comes from watching Hells Kitten closely. I am learning the secrets of her Ninjakitty powers...

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 5:28 AM

Kitties>Bunnies

hehehe

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 5:28 AM

O holy Hannah I leave you all alone for a few hours and Brittney's kitty pops out... Ok has this girl ever heard of hygiene?? eeeeeeew

Morning all:)

HUGS FMF!!!
HUGS Magda

Gonna be a long freakin day..

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 5:31 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

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Originally posted by Tinadoll:
*gets a cup of water*

Mornin.

*goes back to her desk*

Don't know if I'd drink the water from here this morning. Kelkhil did something to it and we're still having it tested.

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 5:35 AM

*spits out water*

great just great..I am going to stick with coffee..

Morning JQ-whats doin?

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 5:37 AM

Don't worry about the water!!!!!!! There's NOTHING wrong with the water!!!!!!! The water is just FINE!!!!!!! In fact, it's BETTER than fine!!!!!!! It's SHINY!!!!!!

*giggles madly*

*runs in a circle*

*bumps into the wall*

*giggles and runs away*

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 5:37 AM

Um... *whispers* The coffee has water in it...hehehehehe.....Muhahahahaha!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for I am Forsaken

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 5:38 AM

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Originally posted by msg:
O holy Hannah I leave you all alone for a few hours and Brittney's kitty pops out... Ok has this girl ever heard of hygiene?? eeeeeeew

Yeah...this morning has been a little...unsightly.

Husband saw the unedited pic of Britney, and showed it to me. He said "She looks like a floppy ham sandwich!"

I LUV Stoner Kitty!!!! (Yoink!)

EDIT: Um...Can someone hand DTH her meds. Please?

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 5:41 AM

ZEEK

You people are scary today. Ima go hide in the corner for a while.

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 5:44 AM

*runs back*

NO HIDING IN THE CORNER!!!!!!!!

*drags Zeek out of the corner*

COMEANDPLAYCOMEANDPLAYWE'REHAVINGLOTSOFFUNCOMEANDPLAY!!!

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 5:48 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

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Originally posted by Mavourneen:
Um...Can someone hand DTH her meds. Please?

Oh sure, and just who is going to catch her?
Hi, new poppers in. There appear to be more bubbles in the cooler than normal today.

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 5:52 AM

CANTCATCHMECANTCATCHMECANTCATCH-

*stops*

*starts to wobble*

Oohhh... I think whatever was in that water is wearing off...

WHUMP!

*snore*

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 5:53 AM

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Originally posted by DesktopHippie:
See? It all comes from watching Hells Kitten closely. I am learning the secrets of her Ninjakitty powers...

Maybe I'm not doing the right kind of watching

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
Um... *whispers* The coffee has water in it...hehehehehe.....Muhahahahaha!

Yeah, I was gonna point that out too. :)

*sigh* I can't see stoner kitty. Bah.

*hugs MsG, Mavs, DTH, and Tina, just because*

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
It's better to copulate than never.

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 5:53 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

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Originally posted by DesktopHippie:
CANTCATCHMECANTCATCHMECANTCATCH-

*stops*

*starts to wobble*

Oohhh... I think whatever was in that water is wearing off...

WHUMP!

*snore*

Nice shot with the tranq gun, Kelkhil!

"The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place." George Bernard Shaw

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 5:54 AM

bubbles??? bubbles? I love bubbles? ( Finding Nemo reference for those who caught it)

Right now I have sparkly purple toenails...this makes me happy!

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 5:59 AM

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Originally posted by JonnyQuest:

Nice shot with the tranq gun, Kelkhil!

Um... that wasn't me.......

*Nervously looks into all the dark corners for a NinjaKitty*

*drinks some more water with his coffee*

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for I am Forsaken

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 6:02 AM

too bad, jimi. Stoner Kitty is a little marmalade with his eyes half closed all stoney baloney and he's saying
"Dude...Wait. What?" Most amusing.

I just changed my polish last night from sparkly blue/green to sparkly red.
(I'm wearing sandals today! First time since last fall!)

*steps over DTH snoring on floor*

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 6:03 AM

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Originally posted by Kelkhil:
Quote:
Originally posted by JonnyQuest:

Nice shot with the tranq gun, Kelkhil!

Um... that wasn't me.......

Uh, yeah, sorry, that was me.

An it wasn't a tranq gun.

It was a Taser.

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
It's better to copulate than never.

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 6:06 AM

Sparkly nail polish is so happy!!! I was gonna wear sandals today, but I only have the high heeled strappy kind so I'd have to wear a skirt and I didn't feel up to it:)

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 6:12 AM

Hi..RIMG...*feels faint*

*passes out*

*THUD ala Jayne*

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 6:23 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

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Originally posted by msg:
Sparkly nail polish is so happy!!! I was gonna wear sandals today, but I only have the high heeled strappy kind so I'd have to wear a skirt and I didn't feel up to it:)

Dude...Wait. What? Feeling up MsG's skirt? You need to wear sandals for that?

What's with all the bodies on the floor? Jimi, you know how to turn that thing off. Or is it the bubbles?

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 6:26 AM

"tiny bubbles
in my Beer
Makes me happy......."

OK done singing now!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for I am Forsaken

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 6:30 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
"tiny bubbles
in my Beer
Makes me happy......."

OK done singing now!

This is all starting to make a weird kind of sense now. There's some kind of worm-holy thing happening here. The Water Cooler thinks it's the Pub.

This has happened before...

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 6:36 AM

Crap.

Jonny, I think I left the door to the smoking room open again, and it wafted over here. I was hittin' it pretty heavy this mornin'.

Does anyone else think that a thread with a title such as this one has is just the definition of irony now that it's 140+ posts

?

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
It's better to copulate than never.

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 6:36 AM

*snores happily*

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 6:36 AM

Well we have seriously exceeded the Jonny mandate so maybe you should start us a new thread:)

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 6:39 AM

*snores*

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 6:44 AM