Browncoat Bar & Grill - Now With Real Live Wombats by RiverIsMyGoddess

Morning Mavs!

RIMG - yeah just kinda had a little movie in my head that went something like that when you posted about the post office and not finding out about the liquid!

*waits patiently for his brew to arrive in the mail*

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Bartender

Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for I am Forsaken

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 3:42 AM

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Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
Mavs *bigassjimibearhuggles*. How's your world ?

I'm good. A little weirded out by the VA Tech shootings, a little anxious, but good.

I was just doing some online shopping for a prom dress. It seems that there may be an Imponderable Prom in the offing.

EDIT: Morning, Kelkhil!
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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 4:08 AM

GEE

*wanders in with the look of a man who needs green tea*

How is everyone? The gorram cricket is going badly already but today it doesn't seem to matter so much.

I'm going to grab a book called google from the bar's secret stash and find out what a wombat actually looks like.

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 4:09 AM

I was (and still am, a little) really bummed out by the shootings. Reminds me that it can happen anywhere.

You enjoy your virtual prom shopping, I am buying all sorts of accesories for my 76th uniform.

Along those lines, if no one has asked you yet, I would love to take you. :)

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 4:13 AM

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Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
Along those lines, if no one has asked you yet, I would love to take you. :)

I would be quite pleased to be your date for an Imponderable Prom, should it take shape. Yay!
You must promise to wear your zoot suit.

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 4:14 AM

I'll wear it, along with some two-tone Stacey Adams and a fedora holding a peacock feather.

~jimi
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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 4:18 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 4:21 AM

I would hope that some of the pretty girls that were _not_ prom attenders would get asked to the Imponderable Virtual Prom. Anyone good at matchmaking? Nudge some guy to asking the pretties over in the imponderable thread to go to the prom?

(It's me and FMF, RIMG and Mav.)

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 4:25 AM

Love the cat pic, PR! That is sooo me!

Everyone goes to the Imponderable Prom!
Leave no Browncoat who wants to go behind!

Whether going stag or not, it will be a shindig!

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 4:27 AM

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Originally posted by Mavourneen:
Love the cat pic, PR! That is sooo me!

Everyone goes to the Imponderable Prom!
Leave no Browncoat who wants to go behind!

Whether going stag or not, it will be a shindig!

But pairing up makes for a fun time.

This is my first virtual prom. I'm a virtual virg*cough*. So how is this done?

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 4:28 AM

GEE

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Originally posted by PhoenixRose:

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

I'm fairly certain that's not a wombat!

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 4:30 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Thought you'd like that Mav

I didn't go to my school prom, I was disappointed with the prom I ended up going to at a friend's school, and I see y'all anyway. Probably be skipping this one.

*edit* No, that is a cat. This is a wombat:

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 4:32 AM

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Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
Probably be skipping this one.

Do I need to get NV's cinder block out? I'll do it. I swear I will.

Check your mail. (HUG)

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 4:38 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

You're going to hit me with a cinderblock for not wanting to go to prom?

*flee!*

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 4:43 AM

Take the wombat for protection PR!!! HUGS

Oh a prom ( goody) also we can come here and party for the after prom! This will be such fun...must find a dress ( which I will then carefully photobucket!) and must get MisterG a tux!

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 4:46 AM

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Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
You're going to hit me with a cinderblock for not wanting to go to prom?

*flee!*

A pillow, then?

(HUG)

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 4:47 AM

I think you all will have to post photos in your outfits in the Photo thread. Just photoshop them on! It will be good fun!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless (and apparently pantless)Bartender

Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for I am Forsaken

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 6:54 AM

* rushes in, tossing the remaining crumbs of his sandwich into the trash can, and grabs a full handle of Jameson, which he proceeds to empty into his stomach *

Ahhh, that's a good start.

* puts his head under the tap and downs Killians for 5 minutes straight *

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 6:58 AM

*Kelkhil's Ghostly voice is heard*

I would join ya RIMG but I was sporked to death over in the League thread and they are currently getting tools to do some eviseration on my poor corpse

Kelkhil

The Shirtless (and apparently pantless)(and now deceased) Forsaken

Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for I am Forsaken

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 7:01 AM

Well RIMG is likely to be skewered too after devouring our beloved cuttlefish...giggle

( hands Kelkhil his entrails)...ok can I get a wet wipe and a nice cold diet coke

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 7:02 AM

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Originally posted by Kelkhil:
*Kelkhil's Ghostly voice is heard*

I would join ya RIMG but I was sporked to death over in the League thread and they are currently getting tools to do some eviseration on my poor corpse

Hell with that, I ain't leavin' a man behind.

* takes another 3-4 pulls from the tap then rushes out to find Kel *

EDIT: * gets MsG her wet wipe and a tall Diet Coke with a lime wedge before heading out *

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
God? Who's colors' he flyin'?
DRIVE - Monday night, 8 pm on F*X

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 7:05 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

*sigh* Jimi? *tap tap* It's okay, I'm not mad. Cuttlefish (aka G32 aka Dano) will be fine. Don't be all stuper-drinky on me please?

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 7:15 AM

Sweetie, it's virtual drinking, just like the virtual fish. No harm. It just seemed like you were genuinely upset when you said "Seriously" so I thought I would leave it be.

* arranges Kelkhil's remains in a pile behind the bar, then pulls out a huge dusty black tome and begins to search through it as he sips on a glass of Grand Mariner *

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
God? Who's colors' he flyin'?
DRIVE - Monday night, 8 pm on F*X

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 7:19 AM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

I'm not mad. Sorry if I seemed mad. I was just playin'... *shuffles feet*

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 7:19 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

I was only a little upset, and only cuz you didn't listen the first time.

*leans over the bar to look at Kel with wide eyes*
He gonna be okay?

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 7:20 AM

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Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
as he sips on a glass of Grand Mariner *

Shot Grand Mariner, shot Crown Royal. Ice. Mmmmmm.

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 7:24 AM

hmmm well that is the disadvantage to being shirtless...we have nothing to rip up and make into bandages...guess we'll have to use the real bandaids..

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 7:25 AM

I know you guys weren't mad, I just didn't want it to get that way. Don' much like pissin' off folk. Especially women. More especially Browncoat women. Most especially sexy Browncoat women.

* makes Fly his drink and passes it to him *

I just have to find the right spell, Rose-doll, then hope like hell we have the material components.

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 7:30 AM

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Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
* makes Fly hit drink and passes it to him *

*sips drink*

Mmmmmmmm.

I don't come here often, and I wish the bartender wore a little more, but the drink is - oops - was good.

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 7:36 AM

* makes Fly another drink *

* begins chanting in a low, gutteral language, drawing a silver dagger from a hidden sheath *

* using the dagger, he makes a thin line down his forearm, a few droplets of blood falling to the beer-stained floor *

* the chanting stops as Kelkhil's bones and flesh begin to mend themselves back together *

* pours a Labatt's and waits for the regeneration to be complete *

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
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DRIVE - Monday night, 8 pm on F*X

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 7:42 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

And now for a random plug.

http://s168.photobucket.com/albums/u179/funnycatmacros/?start=320

I've added a bunch, and there are quite a few that you can only get there, them being Rose exlusives. Well, I didn't take the pics, of course, but I captioned them. Exclusive!

These are two of my favorites that I just did:

Oh, also this one:

Heeheehee! This is a fun lil hobby! Keeps me up too late, though...

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 7:42 AM

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Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
* makes Fly another drink *

Thanksh. Thatsh very nishe of you.

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 7:46 AM

Rose, I love your cat images, and it's shiny that you made some of your own (the devil cat looks like my cat Darci).

Fly - have another *serves him* The virtual cabbies here are great at gettin' you home, if you don't feel like just crashing here that is.

* looks behind the bar as the flesh moves back and forth over the regenerating body, hoping his friend will come back without any weird personality quirks *

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
God? Who's colors' he flyin'?
DRIVE - Monday night, 8 pm on F*X

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 7:56 AM

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Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
Fly - have another *serves him*

*Wants to politely thank bartender*

I love you, man.

*All embarrassed, tries again*

No, I mean I LOVE you, man!

*Really embarrassed*

No, really, I loves you!

*Looks for a place to lie down. Surprised as the floor comes up to meet him*

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 8:02 AM

* tucks a blanket around Fly and leaves a glass of water and 2 Tylenol within arms reach *

Thanks noted. :)

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 8:15 AM

*sits up from behind the bar*

Ah much abliged RIMG! Now for some payback!

*steps through a secret door behind the bar*

Kelkhil

The Shirtless (and apparently pantless) Bartender

Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for I am Forsaken

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 8:17 AM

Hey all. Sorry I'm late. Teaching a class at the moment.

So what did I miss the last few days? Did Kelkhil ever get that manicure/pedicure from MSG and LA?

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 8:19 AM

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Originally posted by FlyVote:
Quote:
Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
Fly - have another *serves him*

*Wants to politely thank bartender*

I love you, man.

*All embarrassed, tries again*

No, I mean I LOVE you, man!

*Really embarrassed*

No, really, I loves you!

*Looks for a place to lie down. Surprised as the floor comes up to meet him*

*hugs Flyvote*

There there. It's okay. It's good to be in touch with your feelings!

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 8:21 AM

DRACONUS

I don't know, but our bartendar just disappeared, and I'm thirsty.

May you have enough.

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 8:21 AM

* runs in an dhugs DTH cuz he missed her like crazy too *

I dunno about the mani/pedi -cure. He was getting chopped up earlier by the psychos.

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
God? Who's colors' he flyin'?
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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 8:23 AM

*SqueezedByMassiveJimiBearHugsTillSheCantBreathe*

Damn, RIMG. All that training has given you insanely strong hugging arms!

Guess I can play barmaid for a bit. What'll it be, Draconus?

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 8:25 AM

Whatcha drinkin' Draconis, I've got time to make one more before I leave.

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 8:25 AM

DRACONUS

Ouch. Did anybody stitch him back together yet?

May you have enough.

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 8:26 AM

*walks back into Pub with Tina a top his shoulders*

*sets her in a chair and ties her up*

*goes behind the bar and opens a few lower cabinets*

*pulls out some very sinister looking implements*

Hi DTH! :Hugs:

No I didn't get a manicure or pericure. I got away!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless (and apparently pantless) Forsaken

Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for I am Forsaken

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 8:27 AM

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Originally posted by DesktopHippie:
Quote:
Originally posted by FlyVote:
Quote:
Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
Fly - have another *serves him*

*Wants to politely thank bartender*

I love you, man.

*All embarrassed, tries again*

No, I mean I LOVE you, man!

*Really embarrassed*

No, really, I loves you!

*Looks for a place to lie down. Surprised as the floor comes up to meet him*

*hugs Flyvote*

There there. It's okay. It's good to be in touch with your feelings!

*Flyvote very much appreciates the hug. Just wished he wasn't unconscious.*

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 8:28 AM

DRACONUS

Well, it's nice to see you in one piece. As for a drink, give me a tall bourbon and coke. And make it strong.

May you have enough.

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 8:29 AM

hey all, I am out for the day.

Good luck with Tina there Kel. She and I already had our little spat in the Forsaken room.

* hugs for whomever wants them *

Talk to y'all tomorrow.

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 8:29 AM

And I'll have a mocha, thanks. Got a few more hours of teaching to do.

Oh Gods! My class! I forgot about them! *dashes from the bar*

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 8:36 AM