Browncoat Bar & Grill - Hey Baby, Wanna Wrestle by Kelkhil

Thanks, but no thanks. I don't think the future wife would be very happy with me if I did.

GEE, I hear you. Paperwork can be a bitch.

May you have enough.

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Thursday, April 19, 2007 3:23 AM

BROWNCOAT1

May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.

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Originally posted by BrownCoat1:
Kelkhil I want me a 15 year old single malt scotch. Make it a double.

Before anyone asks it's never too early for a 15 year old scotch.

I think I'll join the good CS in his drinking endeavors, as I agree, it's never too early for it. Cheers man, and here's to doing it in person soon.

Mornin' SFC. Good to see you here. Now grab the bottle and a stool and make yourself at home.

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Thursday, April 19, 2007 3:26 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

*snicker* I'm so glad I'm not the only one who found that hilarious. I almost laughed harder at everyone's response than I did when it popped into my head!
An' I needed to laugh

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Thursday, April 19, 2007 3:30 AM

MAVOURNEEN

Careful, guys. RIMG, remember what happened last time with me & DTH & pudding wrestling? CMH got into a huge twist over the immorality of it all. Though he's more than likely offline...

*waves up to PR*
(I thought it was funny, too!)
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Thursday, April 19, 2007 3:33 AM

I am glad I either missed or skipped that one, because I would have gone off in return on a number of things that are "immoral".

Rose, seeing you laugh was certainly a good thing *bigassjimibearhuggles*

~jimi
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Thursday, April 19, 2007 3:36 AM

GEE

*takes break from watching blue bars cross screens, I dream of actually getting to my paperwork!*

Did someone say pudding wrestling and immoral, surely between consenting adults...

sorry distrated

*hears computer give warning beep*

Gorram things, brb

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Thursday, April 19, 2007 3:37 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Quote:
Originally posted by Mavourneen:
CMH got into a huge twist over the immorality of it all.

Well now, that just means it's a really good idea, doesn't it?

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Thursday, April 19, 2007 3:38 AM

Oh, you people are evil.

May you have enough.

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Thursday, April 19, 2007 3:40 AM

*walks into the Pub and sees that the ladies have prepared the wrestling*

Cripes it took me forever to catch up with this!
If I had known that putting wrestling in the title would bring in this kinda business I would have done this a long time ago!

*pours himself a mug of the Good Stuff*

:waves: to all. How is everyone today?

PR - just give her the finger(

)and then block her e-mails! Or better yet report he last message as spam.

Hehehe Muhahahahaha!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Bartender

Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for I am Forsaken

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Thursday, April 19, 2007 3:49 AM

MAVOURNEEN

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Originally posted by Mavourneen:
CMH got into a huge twist over the immorality of it all.

Well now, that just means it's a really good idea, doesn't it?

Well, I must agree, cause I still have the pic that set him off in my 'bucket.

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Thursday, April 19, 2007 3:54 AM

EMMARIGBY

Quote:
Originally posted by gee:
My arms are blue as I tripped over a bucket of blue jelly and made something of a mess of myself, a certain someone was trying to instigate a bout of food covered female combat earlier and tried to rope me in despite both being happily coupled off and decidedly male.

He he! That's his story and he's sticking to it!

(Actually he looks remarkably good in a jelly - sorry, jello - stained bikini. The ticket sales will keep me in beer for a while!)

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Thursday, April 19, 2007 3:58 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
just give her the finger( )and then block her e-mails! Or better yet report he last message as spam. Hehehe Muhahahahaha!

So... I shouldn't try to be the bigger person?

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Thursday, April 19, 2007 4:00 AM

BROWNCOAT1

May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.

Quote:
Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
*snicker* I'm so glad I'm not the only one who found that hilarious. I almost laughed harder at everyone's response than I did when it popped into my head!
An' I needed to laugh

Well, if nothing else I in some small part helped you laugh this morning.

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Thursday, April 19, 2007 4:01 AM

kelkhil..

And one to you too RIMG

So, we're jello wrestiling today ?

PR -

that was really funny...

Bryce
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Thursday, April 19, 2007 4:04 AM

Well, I hate to say it, PR, but it sounds like being the bigger person isn't working. So I'd agree that either you need to ignore her, or do something to keep her from harassing you anymore.

May you have enough.

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Thursday, April 19, 2007 4:07 AM

Be a bigger person? Giving her the finger (basically telling her off) is not being a smaller person and honestly she deserves it. IMHO

As far as blocking her e-mail or reporting it as spam. It will just stop them from being delivered. Granted the spam one could be detrimental if more people do it. It will only be bad if she is doing doing the same thing to other people and they "spam" her. She will be flagged as a spammer and most e-mail sites will not deliver he messages.

Most places when an e-mail is blocked nothing happens but if you report her as spam it will send a "Message was undeliverable" e-mail back too her and then maybe she will get the point that you do not want to have contact with her.

yes I am a very mean person. Remember what you said in Haven about not wanting to make me mad? The fastest way is to hurt one of my friends!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Bartender

Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for I am Forsaken

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Thursday, April 19, 2007 4:08 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

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Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
So, we're jello wrestiling today ?

Pudding!

Chocolate sauce!

Frosting!

*edit* Yeah, but this is all on myspace. I think she would be more than a little pissed at me if her account got deleted and she'd sic her hundreds of myspace groupies on me.

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Thursday, April 19, 2007 4:11 AM

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Originally posted by Kelkhil:
yes I am a very mean person. Remember what you said in Haven about not wanting to make me mad? The fastest way is to hurt one of my friends!

You and I are very much alike in this matter. I don't care what you do to me, won't bother me, but when you start messing with my friends, then you might just see an angry yeti.

back LA. Want some brownies? I made them in the smoking room.

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
God? Who's colors' he flyin'?
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Thursday, April 19, 2007 4:31 AM

Agreed. I've got no problem with you until you start messing with my friends. Then we've got issues.

May you have enough.

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Thursday, April 19, 2007 4:32 AM

GEE

*gee wanders in to take a quick respite before he has to grab yet more gorram install disks*

right, there is no way that pic is of me as I do not have the figure to pull off a bikini

I still say take the high road PR, for no other reason than there is no way to win an online arguement, any other action just lets her know she's getting to you. Anyone with your real interests at heart will listen to you and smell a rat when she is spouting bullshit and in time she will hang herself with lies because people like that always do. The internet, just like anything else just brings out the best and worst in people, particularly as people assume they can say what they like and hide behind a screen name but karma will always bite them in the ass in the end.

*wanders off in search of green tea, install cd and a world without idiots, pausing to realise he has just removed himself from the world.@

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Thursday, April 19, 2007 4:32 AM

But see she started making it uncomfortable for you on MySpaz and she does not have the right. If this would be her first "spam" block then nothing would happen anyway. Now if she has done this to other people and gets kicked off MySpaz then she had it coming.

Just because you have a MySpaz and an e-mail account does not mean that you have the right to harrass people and infringe upon their enjoyment of the internet.

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Bartender

Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for I am Forsaken

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Thursday, April 19, 2007 4:43 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Yeah, good point. We'll see if she writes me again. If she does I'll block her. I can't really call three messages harassment, even if they DO piss me the hell off.

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Thursday, April 19, 2007 4:45 AM

Taking the high road is nice, and yes, if you report her as spam or block her, you may be letting her win (or letting her think she has). But I've always said that I'd rather lose to you if it means that I don't have to deal with you anymore. Walking away has it's own rewards.

May you have enough.

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Thursday, April 19, 2007 5:05 AM

MSG

wow so much to catch up on

Emma- hugs love and welcome to the wonderful world of teaching. ( oh and if the kid starts banging his head, slide the clipboard in between him and the wall ( makes it less dangerous). Good luck with the teacher training. If you get stuck or need anything Neko, DTH, and I will be happy to help ( well not like we know everything or anything , but between all of us there's quiet a bit of experience)

HUGS Rose- I'd just send her an email saying. We all have our own perspective, I don't like yours,so I choose not to have any further contact with you. If you cannot accept this, I will have to notify the authorities of this harrassment. I wish you peace on your journey through life, but I ask that you find that peace without me.
( If that doesn't work, my bappin hand is on standby)

OK so avoiding the food fight...can I just have a nice diet coke ( in my usual way)

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Thursday, April 19, 2007 5:07 AM

Rose ..I still say we turn her into a slug...

Frosting ?? I think I like I'll stick with the chocolate sauce...

LA takes one of RIMG's brownies

Thank you

Kelkhil dear,my most favorite shirtless bartender ,..may I have an Irish coffee please ?

Bryce
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Thursday, April 19, 2007 6:14 AM

*gets MSG her Diet Coke w/lime and an Irish Coffee fo LA29*

Here you go ladies.

OK PR that sounds like a good plan to me. Now go get yourself some sleep k?

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Bartender

Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for I am Forsaken

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Thursday, April 19, 2007 6:28 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Quote:
Originally posted by Mavourneen:
Careful, guys. RIMG, remember what happened last time with me & DTH & pudding wrestling? CMH got into a huge twist over the immorality of it all. Though he's more than likely offline...

Ah yes. Chris "Leyroy Jenkins" MooreHead. The moral crusader against the evils of pudding wrestling and flirty women. And yet when he posted photos of SS Officers in his signatures and speculated on which posters would be tough enough to kill their mothers he was shocked and dismayed by the adverse reaction he received.

*waves to Chris in case he's about*

Posting will be patchy for the next bit, guys. Got a lot of work to catch up on here. *sigh* Paperwork...

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Thursday, April 19, 2007 6:35 AM

Kel, Jamesons please, and leave the bottle.

Just had not one but two instances of drama pop up, and since I am strictly against drama I am partially agitated.

Rose-doll - whatever you do with regard to the person on MySpace, do get yourself some rest. *hugs*

DTH - As always you'll be missed, hurry back to us. :)

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
God? Who's colors' he flyin'?
DRIVE - Monday night, 8 pm on F*X

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Thursday, April 19, 2007 6:39 AM

MSG

yeah DTH , but you know " a foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds" giggle:)

ok changing my order to a huge virtual martini!! Having an Alice moment ( Alice from Dilbert)...must control fist of death!

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Thursday, April 19, 2007 6:39 AM

*opens a fresh bottle of Jameson for RIMG*

Man I hate drama! That is why I don't hang out with many people IRL anymore.

EDIT: *Adds a Martini to MSG's order and leaves the olives with her*

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Bartender

Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for I am Forsaken

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Thursday, April 19, 2007 6:43 AM

Well, it seeped in through the phone lines...

Thanks for the whiskey.

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
God? Who's colors' he flyin'?
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Thursday, April 19, 2007 6:45 AM

From my local newspaper:

REDMOND, Wash. (AP) -- A Woodinville woman arrested following two car crashes last week registered a .47 blood-alcohol content on a breath test - nearly six times the legal intoxication threshold and possibly a state record.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/R/RECORD_DUI?SITE=MITRA&SECTION=E
NTERTAINMENT

OK RIMG you gonna take that ? I bet you can beat her!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Instigater

Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for I am Forsaken

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Thursday, April 19, 2007 6:52 AM

MSG

* steals RIMG car keys and removes his alternator to prevent any driving while impaired

Thanks for the martini:)

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Thursday, April 19, 2007 6:59 AM

Do you know how much I would have to consume in a finite amount of time to get my body to .47 ?

* is even more impressed with MsG after having watched her remove an alternator *

* is very tempted to go into a rant on the legality/responsibility when dealing with certain legal substances, but decides to hold his tongue *

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
God? Who's colors' he flyin'?
DRIVE - Monday night, 8 pm on F*X

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Thursday, April 19, 2007 7:05 AM

well being 6'6" tall I really don't want to know.

MSG - Like I was gonna let him drive. I am just amazed that the lady was not in a coma after that kinda bender.

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Bartender

Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for I am Forsaken

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Thursday, April 19, 2007 7:11 AM

Honestly, I've never been tested after a night of any sort of drinking, so I have no idea how much it would actually take. Quite a lot though, to get to 6 times the limit.

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
God? Who's colors' he flyin'?
DRIVE - Monday night, 8 pm on F*X

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Thursday, April 19, 2007 7:11 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Sleep? Oh, yeah, I guess I should do that.
Been talking with my mom about the nature of people. And making custom cat macros for my WoW-obsessed best friend who about died when she saw this one:

She had to explain what it meant. Anyway she didn't like the "please res" cat that she saw all that much, so I made her this one:

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Thursday, April 19, 2007 7:19 AM

EMMARIGBY

Cute pussies! Even if I have no idea what they're on about. (Honestly I'm so unhip I'm amazed that my bum doesn't fall off!)

I am also going home now. Might see you all for a late night drink if I get insomnia again and I promise to be back tomorrow. I'll not leave it so long between visits again!

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Hissssssssss!

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Thursday, April 19, 2007 7:22 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Yeah, I have to admit I have no idea what those two last pics Rose posted mean either. So instead I shall sit back and admire the beauty of her pussy pics.

What? Why is everyone staring at me?

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Thursday, April 19, 2007 7:25 AM

Yea, I 've got no idea what they're about either. (And I'm 24! I fel so uncool.)

So anybody care to explain?

May you have enough.

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Thursday, April 19, 2007 7:28 AM

I know what the second one is, more from the context of the picture than anything else, and the first I can only assume is something that would be detrimental to their character or it's possessions.

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
God? Who's colors' he flyin'?
DRIVE - Monday night, 8 pm on F*X

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Thursday, April 19, 2007 7:36 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

I shall do my best with my second-hand knowledge of Warcraft.
Items have color acording to rank. Green is a low-level item, blue is higher, Purple is really high, and it can take months to get one.
To 'shard' an item means, basically, to destroy it. It's done by using an action called 'disenchant' which gives you shards of items that can be used in spells by certain types of players.
So sometimes vandals will hack someone's account and shard all their stuff. Sometimes there's a reason, sometimes there is not. Getting sharded sucks a lot for players because they have no gear, and they spent all this time finding it and such.

Res me plz is what a character will say when they're dead or dying and need to be brought back. The red bar indicates death (I think, since she laughed about that)

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Thursday, April 19, 2007 7:39 AM

Ah, thank you.

May you have enough.

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Thursday, April 19, 2007 7:40 AM

PR,they are very cute

Yeti..got any more brownies ?

Bryce
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and there they'll scarcely find us(if they do,
we'll move away still further:into now

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Thursday, April 19, 2007 7:44 AM

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Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
Yeti..got any more brownies ?

Of course, since it's only you and me eating them.

I really need to get my sister-in-law's book that is all about cooking with a, uh, special ingredient before September.

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
God? Who's colors' he flyin'?
DRIVE - Monday night, 8 pm on F*X

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Thursday, April 19, 2007 7:47 AM

You know you're gonna have to send me copies of those recipes

Thanks for the brownie..it's delicious..

I'm off to go get Dylan..have a shiny afternoon all

Bryce
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Thursday, April 19, 2007 7:59 AM

Have a shiny afternoon, LA.

For those of you following along at home, I will be getting a computer tomorrow, so that I will have internet at home for the first time since the beginning of February (not counting the times Ami was there with her laptop, of course).

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
God? Who's colors' he flyin'?
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Thursday, April 19, 2007 8:21 AM