Drive your Limericks home by FutureMrsFIllion

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Drive your Limericks home

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UPDATED: Thursday, April 26, 2007 04:07
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Wednesday, April 18, 2007 1:42 PM

Old thread for those that want to look at some funny sheet. http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=20189
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=20189&m=293840#293840

There once was a man named Tully
While stranded he's picked up by a bully
the accusations aren't just (hmmmm)
Tully says he'll confess if he must
I dont think we know his past fully

---- plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose

Bestower of Titles, Designer of Tshirts, Maker of Mottos, Keeper of the Pyre, Owner of a too big Turnippy smelling coat with MR scratched in the neck (thanks FollowMal!)

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Wednesday, April 18, 2007 5:15 PM

SAVEWASH

Now I am learning about scary.

There once was a young man named Winston,
Whose father denied he was his son.
Now his half-brother's here
And he'll throw it in gear,
While trying to stay out of prison.

"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."

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Wednesday, April 18, 2007 11:10 PM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

I've a feeling I posted this one before but... Oh what the heck!

There was a young psychic named River
Whose powers could make Jayne Cobb shiver
'Till a mean bounty hunter
Made plans to abduct her
But thankfully failed to deliver

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Wednesday, April 18, 2007 11:42 PM

EMMARIGBY

FMF I am feeling confliction!
A new thread for my rhyming addiction!
But this 'Drive' TV show
Is one I don't know!
I don't even think it's Science Fiction!

___________________

Hissssssssss!

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Thursday, April 19, 2007 3:47 PM

SAVEWASH

Now I am learning about scary.

You've hit it smack-dab on the nose, Em.
As much as I love to compose them,
My effort's in vain
'Til I ascertain
Who's who on this show we have chosen.

"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."

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Thursday, April 19, 2007 5:06 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Quote:
Originally posted by EmmaRigby:
FMF I am feeling confliction!
A new thread for my rhyming addiction!
But this 'Drive' TV show
Is one I don't know!
I don't even think it's Science Fiction!

___________________
Hissssssssss!

No worries on not seeing Drive
the ratings are sure to thrive
then before you can say boo
it'll be on ITV2
and then what we say here will jive

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Thursday, April 19, 2007 9:50 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK

There once was a President Bush
Too all was a pain in the tush
Your freedoms he'll take
They're left burnt in his wake
With his army, the world he will smoosh

"A government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." http://www.myspace.com/6ixstringjack

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Thursday, April 19, 2007 11:52 PM

EMMARIGBY

I hope there won't be an objection
If I take this in a different direction
For it is my dream
To try an elaborate scheme.
The BDM as a llymeric collection!

___________________

Hissssssssss!

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Friday, April 20, 2007 7:48 AM

ZZETTA13

What can be said about Nathan’s new show called “DRIVE”

He’s gone from no spouse to wanting his bride,

From a crew of eight he’s now down to one,

And the drive to the finish doesn’t look like much fun,

“Want to see the real me?” Where’ve I heard this before?

In another Verse maybe he wanted to settle a score

In the next episode I think it’d be such a blast,

To have Alex stop at a fuel station and have Jayne pump his gas,

“Nice car,” Jayne could say,“Looks like she’s pretty quick.”

“She is,” Mal replies, ”Now go play with your rain stick.”

Then Tully drives off, his adventures only beginning,

Hope this time F*X exects let us have a happy ending.

End

Z

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Friday, April 20, 2007 5:38 PM

TRAVELER

I want to see that landscape truck again
I'm just a little angry they tossed it into a bin
The Challenger is swift and agile
Will take Alex down the highway in style
But to to get rid of the pickup is a mortal sin

Traveler

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Sunday, April 22, 2007 12:44 PM

SAVEWASH

Now I am learning about scary.

There once was a Hastings landscaper
Whose wife disappeared just like vapor.
He's now in a race
At a feverish pace--
He'll do what he must just to save her.

(Hi, Traveler!

)

"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."

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Sunday, April 22, 2007 2:29 PM

TRAVELER

When James Arnes played Marshal Dillon
Women drooled over him by the million
Those days are gone
Altough they were long
Now our ladys want to drive with Nathan Fillion

Hi back at you, SAVEWASH

Traveler

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 4:48 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Quote:
Originally posted by EmmaRigby:
I hope there won't be an objection
If I take this in a different direction
For it is my dream
To try an elaborate scheme.
The BDM as a llymeric collection!

___________________
Hissssssssss!

There is always room for more
Firefly limericks I'll read by the score
We made a good start
we all played a part
the first thread should be the core

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Wednesday, April 25, 2007 4:44 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

I am trying to think how I'll manage
To get to Fox and do a lot of damage
they tease and they toy
its all just a ploy
why lift us up just to drop us in the cannage

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Thursday, April 26, 2007 3:47 AM

ZZETTA13

There once was a new show called DRIVE,
The browncoats rallied to keep it alive,
But with F*>< having no vision,
There was a head-on collision,
And now the browncoats again are deprived

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Thursday, April 26, 2007 3:50 AM

MRSHINYVERSE

Genius zzetta13!!!!!!!!

"I'm here for a good time, not a long time" - that's my motto, or it might be if I start having a motto

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Thursday, April 26, 2007 4:07 AM

ZZETTA13

Thank you MrShinyVerse

a moment of zen I guess.

Anyhoo the only good thing I see in this is that Nathan and Tim are free again to explore other opitions (maybe more verse goodies). I'm hopeful.

Z

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