Browncoat Bar and Grill - Do Not Pinch the Serving Wench by PhoenixRose

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
Aw hell; it wouldn't be worth the beating

Sure it would...

.
.
.

For the rest of us

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
God? Who's colors' he flyin'?
DRIVE - Monday night, 8 pm on F*X

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 5:05 AM

Can i watch said beating??? And laugh and point?

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 5:29 AM

BROWNCOAT1

May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.

Quote:
Originally posted by Tinadoll:
Can i watch said beating??? And laugh and point?

Don't see why not. I plan to.

Cost of admission = One Hug

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 5:29 AM

*Walks in and helps himself to a mug o' the good stuff*

Mmmmmmmm.......Good brew today.

A beating?

Could we sell tickets to said beating?

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 6:12 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by zerokiryu:
Could we sell tickets to said beating?

Only if a portion of the profits go to Equality Now.

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
God? Who's colors' he flyin'?
DRIVE - Monday night, 8 pm on F*X

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 6:16 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

Hi Zero

LA helps her self to a coke & sits down by the bar..

So,who's getting a beating ?

Bryce
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and there they'll scarcely find us(if they do,
we'll move away still further:into now

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 6:20 AM

Of course they would!!

*Sets a big ass basket of assorted homemade muffiny goodness on the bar*

Enjoy, everyone!!

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Selena Quintanilla-Pérez (April 16 1971 – March 31 1995)

Forever dreamin' of you.

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 6:25 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

LA takes a chocolate chip muffin from the basket..

Thanks, Zero !

So no beating ? Muffins instead ?

Shiny

Bryce
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tommorow is our permanent address
and there they'll scarcely find us(if they do,
we'll move away still further:into now

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 6:34 AM

Hi LA. *Hugs*

It's a beautiful day here, don't know why but I'm missing the rain.

Nothing beats taking a long walk in the rain, it's all quiet and peaceful like.

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Forever dreamin' of you.

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 6:37 AM

Hey all - just got back

Whoah whoah whoah! Who's getting beat up now? And there's tickets? Did this place turn into a Roman colloseum while I was gone?

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 6:40 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

There would be no beating.

You people are forgetting how a fire witch would deal with things.

But he's smart enough not to pinch me, so there will be no burning, either.

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 6:45 AM

Note to self: Never piss PR off!

Aren't there fire-witchy rules against that sort of thing? *she asked while searching for a hiding place*

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 6:48 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

I cannot be held responsible for my pain/defensive response.

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 6:48 AM

KELKHIL

Quote:
Originally posted by PhoenixRose:

But he's smart enough not to pinch me,

*pinches PR and flees the thread*

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Bartender

Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for I am Forsaken

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 6:53 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
Quote:
Originally posted by PhoenixRose:

But he's smart enough not to pinch me,

*pinches PR and flees the thread*

Now you've done it!

*puts on flame-proof suit*

And it was such a pretty bar...

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 6:55 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

*whirls around*

Get back here!!!

*chases Kelkhil out of thread, throwing fireballs*

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 6:59 AM

*ducks*

eep!

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 6:59 AM

MAVOURNEEN

Quick everyone! Get in the smoking room & put one of these on!

*hands out fire suits to them thats flammable*

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 7:00 AM

* dives behind the bar, grabbing as many bottles of whiskey as he can hold and getting them into the flame-proof safe *

* kicks back, puts on some shades and a bit of SPF 15, and sips slowly on a Mai Tai *

Yeah, so, I suppose I can make the drinks while he is on the run.

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
God? Who's colors' he flyin'?
DRIVE - Monday night, 8 pm on F*X

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 7:01 AM

How am I supposed to drink in this thing???

*needs a whiskey and coke really bad*

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 7:03 AM

*comes back from lunch and ducks a fireball*

HEY THAT WAS CLOSE

Cole! SIC EM!
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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 7:03 AM

*Dives behind bar with RIMG*

Remind me to NEVER piss her off.

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Forever dreamin' of you.

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 7:06 AM

LOL oh come on crispy RIMG would be funny:)

Oh a nice diet coke please...I'm just buried in work

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 7:07 AM

*another close one*

Can we use WATER balloons instead?

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 7:07 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Tinadoll:
*comes back from lunch and ducks a fireball*

HEY THAT WAS CLOSE

Cole! SIC EM!

No no no no no throwing fireballs back!!!

Gorrammit people! The only fire spells I know are peaceful ritual stuff!

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 7:10 AM

Yea..Well my man is the Source....of all evil *evil laugh*

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 7:15 AM

WHIMSICALNBRAINPAN

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
Good morning PR & Whimsy ..
to 2 of my most favorite Browncoats !

PR -Is there any coffee yet ? If not I will be happy to take care of it

LA goes over to the dvd player & puts on The Muppett Show ..

Kelkhil..You mentioned the Muppets yesterday..I have season 1 too

Mmmna-mmmna...

Bryce
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tommorow is our permanent address
and there they'll scarcely find us(if they do,
we'll move away still further:into now

*comes in to say hi to LA and sees the fireballs flying about*

Hey LA!

Later LA!

*runs out of the bar muttering something about having a sprinkler system installed*

"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle." http://whimsicalnbrainpan.blogspot.com/

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 7:19 AM

* makes DTH a Jack & Coke, a tall Diet Coke with a wedge of lime for MsG, and a double whiskey for whimsy, if she is sticking around *

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
God? Who's colors' he flyin'?
DRIVE - Monday night, 8 pm on F*X

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 7:21 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Tinadoll:
Yea..Well my man is the Source....of all evil *evil laugh*

Fine! Time to call out the BIG GUNS!

Oh... uh... hangonasec...

HA HA HA! MINE IS AN EVIL LAUGH!!!

*edit* Oooh! Whiskey & Coke! *sips her whiskey and coke*

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 7:30 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Tinadoll:
Can we use WATER balloons instead?

I think it's the only way to tempt Whimsy back into the bar.

Sorry Wimsy! It's all safe now! We're sorry! We'll play nice!

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 7:31 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

*comes panting back into the thread*

Sheesh, y'all act like I was here the whole time instead of trying to find Kel. I only threw one fireball here and I was gonna chase him and throw them at him. He vanished though; not posting anywhere else.

*slumps by the fire*

It's past my bedtime.

*shakes her fist weakly at Kel, wherever he's hiding* Coward!

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 7:32 AM

ohohoho DH-Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayl

Your maybe and evil laugh but mine is a sadistic evil laugh

Lets go..

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 7:37 AM

Tinadoll - You messin' with me?!?!

Bring it on!

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 7:46 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

You see what you started, Kel? I told you not to pinch the serving wench.

See if I ever serve your drinks again

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 7:49 AM

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Not Willow.......

*Cowers in corner behind overturned table*

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Forever dreamin' of you.

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 7:50 AM

C'mon! Willow is kickass!

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 8:18 AM

KELKHIL

Quote:
Originally posted by DesktopHippie:

:Drool:

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Bartender

Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for I am Forsaken

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 8:20 AM

um I think I shall go someplace quiet with less fire:)

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 8:23 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
:Drool:

Second!

Time for me to go home. I'll be back on in a bit, though I do have The Shield from last week to watch at some point before The Unit tonight (downloaded, thank you BitTorrent).

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
God? Who's colors' he flyin'?
DRIVE - Monday night, 8 pm on F*X

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 8:24 AM

GEE

I only came in for a green tea before band practise but it's getting kind of scary in here, I like empowered women and all that but not keen on being roasted in flames. I'll come back after practise and see if you've all calmed down!

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 8:27 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

*gives Kel a hotfoot while he's drooling*

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 8:27 AM

Kel - you think that's good? You should see the leather outfit she wore in 'Dopplegangland' (Season 3)

You can get screencaps at www.screencap-paradise.com

*EDIT* Nooooo! Don't leave! We'll be good!

See? Fuzzy innocent Willow pics! No fire!

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 8:29 AM

KELKHIL

I thought you went to bed?!!!!

and as far as chasing me. I was on lunch so I was eating a BBQ Pork Samwich! Mmm tasty!

You knew it was coming anyway....saying I was too smart to do something stupid. You were practiclly egging me on at that point!

EDIT: I have seen that one DTH. Evil Willow is my favorite!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Bartender

Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for I am Forsaken

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 8:30 AM

Oh whatever I'm the f'in Pheonix

I'm on fire-Literally

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 8:33 AM

Except you're NOT on fire because we're being GOOD little fire witches and NOT setting the bar on fire so that all the nice patrons will come back.

Right?

Right???

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 8:35 AM

I really want a nap...also I have to pee, but I can't leave my classroom for another 30 minutes...ARGH!!!!

OK teacher weirdness over now...

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 8:39 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by DesktopHippie:
Except you're NOT on fire because we're being GOOD little fire witches and NOT setting the bar on fire so that all the nice patrons will come back.

Right?

Right???

...oh...sorry.

*puts a cap on teh fire.*

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 8:44 AM

*Pokes head out from behind overturned table*

Is it safe now?

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Forever dreamin' of you.

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 8:45 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
I thought you went to bed?!!!!

Quote:
You knew it was coming anyway....saying I was too smart to do something stupid. You were practiclly egging me on at that point!

DON'T blame it on me! Yoooouuuu made your choice!

And no. I'm the Phoenix. It's in my name, see? I also have photographic proof!

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 8:50 AM