Browncoat Bar & Grill - Choppin' Broccoli by RiverIsMyGoddess

We don't need no stinking Mandate!

EDIT: Double firsties today!

*Does the Double Firsties Dance of joy*

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Paladin

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 4:23 AM

Penguin - if you're around. I got the message about the mods you made to my avatar. Thanks, but I actually put the grey border on there on purpose. I do appreciate it though.

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion

any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 4:31 AM

Kelkhil dear ,would you make more of those pretty drinks for me , please ???

Bryce
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Oh, no, baby, no. You're not going to die. They are. Cover your ears. Hey, should we get a dog?

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 4:33 AM

There's a lady I know
If I didn't know her
She'd be the lady I didn't know.

And my lady, she went downtown
She bought some broccoli
She brought it home.

She's chopping broccoli
Chopping broccoli
Chopping broccoli
Chopping broccoli

She's chopping broccoli
She's chopping broccoli
She's chop.. ooh!
She's chopping broccola-ah-ie!

..hahahahaha

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 4:37 AM

Hello all.

Is there any coffee?

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Rosa Rubicundior, Lilio Candidior

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 4:39 AM

mornin Tina, zero.

I forgot to put a pot on zero, give it a minute.

* puts on a pot of The Good Stuff on the ultrafast brew setting *

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 4:43 AM

Mornin

Yes cawfee.Nector of the gods...

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 4:45 AM

* pours Tina and zero both big mugs of The Good Stuff *

How are your worlds this morning ?

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 4:48 AM

Thanks RIMG.

Pretty good, how 'bout you

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Rosa Rubicundior, Lilio Candidior

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 4:52 AM

Thanks RIMG *sips*

All quiet in here- it usually gets so busy i can't keep up

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 4:55 AM

Hi Tina..

Hi there Yeti

And you too Zero :kiss;

Shirtless one ...*giggle* where are you ???
It's your job to keep me supplied with the pretty drinkage !!!!

Bryce
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Oh, no, baby, no. You're not going to die. They are. Cover your ears. Hey, should we get a dog?

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 5:00 AM

heya LA

*steals a scone*

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 5:00 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
Shirtless one ...*giggle* where are you ???
It's your job to keep me supplied with the pretty drinkage !!!!

Hey LA,

back to ya!!

I forgot about the pretty drinkage!!!

They hypnotize me so....

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 5:16 AM

Zero ..I have decided this is my new favorite drink ..and require many to keep me a happy and calm albatross

We should decotrate the smoking room with them

Bryce
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Oh, no, baby, no. You're not going to die. They are. Cover your ears. Hey, should we get a dog?

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 5:26 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
Zero ..I have decided this is my new favorite drink ..and require many to keep me a happy and calm albatross

We should decotrate the smoking room with them

That sounds wonderful, pretty drinks should adorn the smoking room.

I think I require one as well.

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 5:30 AM

*looks around all sneaky like *

Ok Kelkhil's not watching..let's go behind the bar & see what we can make

LA goes behind the bar & starts rummaging for ingredients..

Bryce
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Oh, no, baby, no. You're not going to die. They are. Cover your ears. Hey, should we get a dog?

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 5:34 AM

Oooooooh, what should we mix?

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Rosa Rubicundior, Lilio Candidior

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 5:37 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
*looks around all sneaky like *

Ok Kelkhil's not watching..let's go behind the bar & see what we can make

LA goes behind the bar & starts rummaging for ingredients..

*when LA and Zero go behind the bar and alarm sounds and lights start to flash*

*Out of the ceiling a cage drops atop the two and traps them*

*a recording sound* "unauthorized access prepare to be slimed"

*A large bucket of slime dumps from abovethe ceiling covering LA and Zero in the sticky mess*

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 5:38 AM

well..I found the blue stuff right here .... and some of that red stuff over there..vodka..and some Baileys..

Yes..I think that should do nicely

LA sets out about a dozen glasses...

Now let's try to make pretties ...

Bryce
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Oh, no, baby, no. You're not going to die. They are. Cover your ears. Hey, should we get a dog?

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 5:39 AM

*glances with slight amusement and dismay at Zero & LA all slimified*

See, that's why I don't go behind the bar.
I wait for the drinks to come to me.

That, and I'm lazy.

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 5:39 AM

*Stands up*

We wasn't doin' nothing.

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Rosa Rubicundior, Lilio Candidior

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 5:42 AM

LA takes it with stride ( I was wondering what you'd do ) & still wants a drink please !

or maybe 5 ?

Hi Mav ..I'm impatient & like to bother Kelkhil to se what he does

How's you ?

Bryce
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Oh, no, baby, no. You're not going to die. They are. Cover your ears. Hey, should we get a dog?

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 5:46 AM

*Grabs two towels and hands one to LA, wipes the slime off himself*

I'd like a couple too, please.

Hey Mav, I did it for the same reasons as LA.

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 5:53 AM

Thanks,Zero..

LA starts to wipe off the slime..but not before giving Kelkhil a big slimy hug

Bryce
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Oh, no, baby, no. You're not going to die. They are. Cover your ears. Hey, should we get a dog?

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 5:54 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
Hi Mav ..I'm impatient & like to bother Kelkhil to se what he does How's you ?

I'm good!
*moves to hug Bryce, but sees the slime all over her and decides a friendly handshake will have to do*

Waiting to hear if Husband got a good job. He may find out today.
Not much work here at the furniture farm, unfortunately. I guess everyone is waiting for next weekend's sales.

And I completely understand about liking to bother Kel. He's so fun when he's all riled up. So fun...and so very pretty.

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 6:04 AM

Mavs, you are one of the few people I know who is upset that she is getting paid when there is little work to do.

zero - I am doing well, mostly getting prepped for the big 76th shindig next weekend.

hey again LA

Kel, a glass of single malt scotch neat, please.

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion

any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 6:08 AM

*sets up drinks for all the patrons*

See and I take joy in watching you whine about wanting your drink LA

Mavs - ...

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 6:12 AM

As long as we're both happy Kelkhil..

Thanks for the drinks..

Mav..good luck with hubby's possible new job

Yeah he is rather pretty ...I agree

bryce
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Oh, no, baby, no. You're not going to die. They are. Cover your ears. Hey, should we get a dog?

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 6:12 AM

FLYVOTE

Quote:
Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
Mavs, you are one of the few people I know who is upset that she is getting paid when there is little work to do.

My question is what happens to our lovely Mav after a weekend of heavy sales? She'll post less. *sniff*

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 6:14 AM

Yes, she does post less when she is busy, and she is certainly missed.

Speaking of missing, I hope MsG's fieldtrip is going well.

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 6:18 AM

FLYVOTE

Quote:
Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
Yes, she does post less when she is busy, and she is certainly missed.

Speaking of missing, I hope MsG's fieldtrip is going well.

I hope so, too. All the talk of stabbing/fighting that she mentions - she is a remarkable teacher. (One of many.)

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 6:21 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:

Yeah he is rather pretty ...I agree

Yeah, yeah, yeah...

See Mavs I know you are just going from word of mouth here since I have posted no pics

and I am pretty sure that LA is blind in one eye and can't see out the other.

and that she likes to poke at me. So

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 6:22 AM

Mondays are definitely difficult. It's three days worth of paperwork to catch up on (Fri, Sat & Sun). People tend to shop on the weekends.
So it usually takes me until Tuesday to process all the greed and conspicuous consumption that crosses my desk!

You guys are sweet. But I usually try to ignore the orders at least a bit on Mondays...

I forgot MsG had a field trip today.
Where is she going?

EDIT: Kel, what's not to like about a blonde Paladin? C'mon! And you're all...shirtless. And articulate.

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 6:39 AM

Kel is blonde!!!!!

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Rosa Rubicundior, Lilio Candidior

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 6:44 AM

Bryce - I just tried to wave you offboard, but both the addresses I had failed. Is there something up with your email, or am I blocked?

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 6:47 AM

Mav.I forgot..I got a new address.sorry..I haven't updated yet..I am a lazy albatross

littlealbatross@optonline.net

Bryce
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Oh, no, baby, no. You're not going to die. They are. Cover your ears. Hey, should we get a dog?

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 7:09 AM

*perks up*

Good to know I wasn't blocked! Yahoo's mailer-daemon was a tad abrupt. This is what it said.

Quote:
Hi. This is the qmail-send program at yahoo.com.
I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver your message to the following addresses.
*snip*
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 7:12 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

*wanders into the bar*

*sees slimy zero and albatross in a cage behind the bar*

Business as usual, huh?

I'm on meds and not allowed to drink right now, so can I have a mocha? If I can't get alcohol here I damn well want some caffeine!

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 7:19 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Mavourneen:
Quote:
Hi. This is the qmail-send program at yahoo.com.
I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver your message to the following addresses.
*snip*
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

I've gotten those too, I hate them with a passion!!!

Hey hippie, yep, business as usual.

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 7:31 AM

DTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :glomp:

How ya doing Lassy?!!!!!!!!!!!!

*gets DTH her mocha*

Good to see ya deary!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 7:33 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Waaagh! *is glomped*

Um, hey :) Not bad. Thanks. And thanks for the mocha.

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 7:52 AM

*glomps DTH as well*

Kel, you are a pretty guy (and I mean that in a completely heterosexual way).

I think I'll refrain from drinking after that comment.

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 7:54 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Waaagh! *is glomped again*

Okay, oxygen becoming an issue!

Yep, I believe Kel is on the pretty, shirtless and articulate list.

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 8:07 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
Kel, you are a pretty guy (and I mean that in a completely heterosexual way).

I think I'll refrain from drinking after that comment.

Uh - huh.

Ok. No more Jameson for you big boy.

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 8:10 AM

C* cancelled Veronica Mars.

My day is offically ruined.

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 8:11 AM

NVGHOSTRIDER

Ho Jimi. Start lining them up now. Friday evening I'll need more than my share. Seems I'll have to stick to diet soda for now.

LIBERTAS SUMPTUS

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 8:26 AM

Sounds like a plan NVG. I assume you don't need training wheels with your tequila.

Guys, I am off for the day, I'll be on at home, mostly lurking as I usually do. *hugs* and

es for the ladies (and you Kel

) and

for the fellows.

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion

any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 8:33 AM

night, sweetie.

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 8:34 AM