Browncoat Bar & Grill - Choppin' Broccoli by RiverIsMyGoddess

Training wheels HA!

Actually a bottle of tequilla should come with the option of condoms or chastity belts.

LIBERTAS SUMPTUS

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 8:49 AM

*gee wanders into bar fresh from pilates after a day of work, sees traces of slime round the bar and for the first time notices a cage hanging above the bar*

Hey all, looks like you've been having fun!

I'll have a green tea please, how's everyone?

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 8:53 AM

I'll take some shots of tequila.

Why is it that you women folk never know what you want.

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 9:30 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:

Kel, you are a pretty guy (and I mean that in a completely heterosexual way).

I think I'll refrain from drinking after that comment.

Dood You are so Cut Off!!!

But it a "Man pretty" right?

Heya NVG! Haven't seen you round here in a while. Hows things?

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 9:33 AM

Definitely man pretty Kel.
Can I have another drink now?

NVG, those are much better accessories than salt and lime.

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion

any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 9:57 AM

I may have mentioned this before, but when I "came of age" my Dad gave me a Bible and a packet of condoms and told me whichever one I used, I was to use wisely.

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 10:05 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by DesktopHippie:
I may have mentioned this before, but when I "came of age" my Dad gave me a Bible and a packet of condoms and told me whichever one I used, I was to use wisely.

So which got used wisely and which got pitched in the trash? Perverted minds wanna know!

Kelkhil

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 10:35 AM

Yeah. Cuz I'm gonna say that online on the forum my brother frequents. He gets freaked out enough by my posts, thanks very much!

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 10:40 AM

*sigh*

Fine be that way

Who's your brother anyway? I didn't know he was on.

Kelkhil

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 10:41 AM

Geekmafia. I thought everyone knew he was my brother at this point! Although to be fair he's a lurker more than a poster.

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 10:44 AM

Nope never knew. But then again I am "pretty" so I am supposed to be dense right?

*Makes DTH another Mocha*

Its good to have ya popping back in again Lassy!

Kelkhil

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 11:11 AM

Things have been Aw-right K. Had to limit the usual partaking as I had a half drunken heart to heart with a close friend the other night and it seems there is more confusion now then there ever was.

Screw it. Friday's the tequilla day. What's that? it's only Thursday.

FUUUDDDGGGE!

LIBERTAS SUMPTUS

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 11:13 AM

Its friday in the land of OZ!

*sets up Teq for himself and NVG and RIMG ifn' he's around*

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 11:15 AM

Shooters on the line!

(Swig)

That's the stuff.

LIBERTAS SUMPTUS

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 11:20 AM

I have great timing.

*shoots the tequila*

mmmm, that's the stuff.

~jimi
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Thursday, May 17, 2007 11:34 AM

You guys know I'm not drinking and therefore will be stone cold sober and possibly armed with a camera when you get all giggly and decide that doing nekkid helicopter impressions on top of the bar is a great idea. Right?

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 11:38 AM

Hon, take all the pictures you want, won't bother me none. All I ask is that you give me a cut if you make any profit off of them, or at least take one of yourself to share. :)

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion

any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 11:52 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by DesktopHippie:
You guys know I'm not drinking and therefore will be stone cold sober and possibly armed with a camera when you get all giggly and decide that doing nekkid helicopter impressions on top of the bar is a great idea. Right?

*hick*

As long as you don't mind the cat calls you will be getting along with the occasional inappropriate hugs and snide comments.

*hick*

I uh mean... we won't get that bad lassy. Not to mention it is normally just one guy in a group that gets convinced buy his friends to do that.

pst... NVG.... *whisper* I bet you won't...... Muhahahahahahaha!

Kelkhil

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 11:54 AM

Okey dokey. You're both adults. I just thought it was only fair to warn you.

*starts taking photos* Yes... yes... these will be perfect for my site... Ooh! There could be animations!

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 1:32 PM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

Hi DTH.. Good to see you

Ohh animations would be shiny !!..

LA sits down & watches the tequila drinking ...

Bryce
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Oh, no, baby, no. You're not going to die. They are. Cover your ears. Hey, should we get a dog?

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 1:48 PM

*not seeing Kel around anywhere*

*picks the bottle of tequila off the bar and pours three more shots*

LA, you want in?

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 1:50 PM

Tequila!!!

*Takes a shot*

I needed that!!

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 2:27 PM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

Since it's virtual tequila ..I'm in..

LA downs a shot & sits down quickly ....
I cannot handle much tequila..

Bryce
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Oh, no, baby, no. You're not going to die. They are. Cover your ears. Hey, should we get a dog?

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 2:30 PM

Huh. That's funny. Tequilla can't handle much of me.

G'night folks.

LIBERTAS SUMPTUS

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 2:42 PM

Yup, it's Friday here. It's a misty, cold and altogether unappealing Friday.

How's everyone that's still stuck in Thursday?

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 3:10 PM

I am shiny, portioning out beer for people that want it and watching season 3 of the office online.

*does another tequila shot*

Tomorrow I get paid to talk around a track, deal no limit Texas hold-em, and possibly be on the tug of war team. :)

~jimi
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Thursday, May 17, 2007 3:59 PM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
Speaking of which (or not speaking since the new job) when are you in Haven now? I am begining to miss our conversations!

I get up at six and shower (six being the time you used to always come in) and then I hop online for about half an hour before I have to get dressed and stuff. Is it so hard to lurk for like twenty minutes? Sheesh!

Then I get off work at five my time, usually go home by way of some form of picking up dinner, and am home by six, but not always online right away. Right now, just for reference, it's almost eight my time. I'm late getting home and online today because of the school thing I had. Looks like I have lots of options for some free money, which is very, very good. And hopefully I can get even more from the feds. I have to go in to my old college at some point and get my transcript and assesment scores and stuff so I can apply for monies and register and all that good stuff. Term starts Sept 4th, so basically as soon as I get back from D*C, which is really great timing.
Also, I'm not sure how long I'm going to be in my current job. I'm going to go in tomorrow morning and tell the woman who hired me that she didn't come very clean in terms of how hazardous/dangerous the job was, and that I don't feel I'm being treated all that well, and does she have any other positions with fewer hazards she might need to fill and if not I think I need to go somewhere else. Really, I can't stand that place.
So, there's my news. Didn't read this whole thread; y'all have been too busy for me to catch up and it seems to be mostly talk about tequila and other related things I have nothing to do with.
I didn't come home by way of picking up dinner today. I can't decide if I should eat or not, since I'll be asleep in less than two hours.

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 5:58 PM

*hugs* night Rose, I hope things start to look up for you on the job front.

I am getting paid to walk around a track, deal texas hold-em, and do tug of war tomorrow (field day), so I will not be around until 1pm or so my time. Y'all have a good night and a good morning tomorrow.

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 8:12 PM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Rose sweetie! Sorry I missed you - I hope you sleep well Honey and I will try to catch up over the weekend!!

EDIT: Some for the bar thread...

he he he... just because...

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 10:36 PM

*walk into bar*

Morning all,

we have typically strange British spring weahter, sun is shining but there's a huge dark rain cloud, anybody would think the England cricket team are playing... oh wait, they are!

I'll have a tea, some toast and a caffeine drip if possible. Very definately a Friday morning, I do not want to go to work type vibe at the moment but unfortunately had a pool car the last two days and had to bring it into work. Also have a ton of suff to do so will be in the corner working and if anybody catches me sleeping can you give me a nudge please

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 10:41 PM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Hello Gee... it's actually raining here, so I thought you were heading down under...?

How's life apart from the weather?

*Settles in a huge comfy chair and enjoys a large Baileys with icecream!*

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 10:48 PM

BLINDOUTLAW

*sigh* its friday night ansd my mates don't want to go out

So i'll break open some drinks with the browncoats

*drags in bottomless esky full of drinks*

ENJOY!!!!

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 11:14 PM

hey magdalena, blindoutlaw.

I'm going ok, just trying to stay awake at my desk, which is not easy at the moment, stomach is playing up so feel like death and not been sleeping properly, looking forward to some sleep at the weekend.

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 11:19 PM

*posts for the sake of posting*

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 11:42 PM

BLINDOUTLAW

Quote:
Originally posted by gee:
hey magdalena, blindoutlaw.

I'm going ok, just trying to stay awake at my desk, which is not easy at the moment, stomach is playing up so feel like death and not been sleeping properly, looking forward to some sleep at the weekend.

*throws GEE a drink*

Its alright mate have a drink (i just hope your not a sleepy drunk), stay awake GEE cause if you fall asleep some crazy space monkeys will draw all over your face with magic makers

and trust me that takes ages to get out

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Friday, May 18, 2007 12:09 AM

*sees drink flying towards him but reactions are too slow and it hits him between the eyes*

Doh!

sleepy drunk? I'm a sleepy sober at the moment, might even be knurd.

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Friday, May 18, 2007 1:43 AM

PENGUIN

*glomps Magdalena*

Good morning dear one!

Good morning patrons!

Barkeep! A coke for me and a Baileys for the lady!

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Friday, May 18, 2007 1:50 AM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Dearest Penguin!!!!

This is for you... I made it myself!

I am just surpassing my camera companion title and beoming a emotie addict!!

EDIT: Blindoutlaw... are you... are you an Antipodean???
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Friday, May 18, 2007 1:59 AM

Mags! :glomp:

How is you sis?

Sitting in Haven all alone myself

*pours himself a mug of the Good Stuff*

Kelkhil

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Friday, May 18, 2007 2:10 AM

Not alone for long. I'll mosey on in and say hi.

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Friday, May 18, 2007 2:19 AM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Sorry - got to go - goodnight all!

My turn to go to bed!!

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Friday, May 18, 2007 2:44 AM

FLYVOTE

I'm bringing some "outside" food in to the Bar & Grill for everyone to enjoy. These are my submissions to the 2nd Big Damn Chefs browncoat cookbook.

See this thread: http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=28789&m=496563

Morning, all! Enjoy!

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Friday, May 18, 2007 3:07 AM

That chilli sounds positively lethal. All in all, they sound worth trying.

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Friday, May 18, 2007 3:17 AM

FLYVOTE

Quote:
Originally posted by Nicodemus:
That chilli sounds positively lethal. All in all, they sound worth trying.

The chili is a recipe that I've made for over a decade, called "Biohazard Chili". I get frequent requests from a lot of my chilihead friends to make the chili. Now when I make it I make as large of a batch as I possibly can. As hot as this chili is, it isn't just raw heat - it has an underlying flavor that is addictive. Shan Yu would be proud.

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Friday, May 18, 2007 3:48 AM

Good morning all!!

Is there coffee yet?

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Friday, May 18, 2007 4:03 AM

Morning RIMG, Fly and Zero!

Zero - of course there is coffee! There's always coffee!

*Pours Zero a mug of teh Good Stuff and warms his up*

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Paladin

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Friday, May 18, 2007 4:11 AM

Mmmmmmm.....

*Takes a sip*

Thanks Kel.

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Friday, May 18, 2007 4:20 AM

MSG

Morning all...At least I think it's morning. I really really really need coffee. Field trip was fine ( eventually after the mass of immaturity settled a bit) It was a Ropes Course ( team building exercises like having the kids stand on an elevated log in a line and having to get all the kids to switch places without falling off the log)Luckily I brought a ringer. One of my normal kids came with to be mature ( and it didn't hurt that he's a wrestler and can bench 190)
After that I got the joy of 5 hours of tutoring last night so I'm draggin'

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Friday, May 18, 2007 4:29 AM