HERO OF CAPTION GAME ROUND #5 by andman

Arrr. Me chest is full of dubloons. Arrrr.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Tuesday, June 19, 2007 1:12 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Arrrr.

Jayne: (thinkin') Maybe there's a tiny nekkid one in here.

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Tuesday, June 19, 2007 2:44 PM

JAYNE: Maybe it's gold...

bun
Frisky Browncoat

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Tuesday, June 19, 2007 4:08 PM

FREEBROWNCOAT

"My secret stash of Mudder's Milk and it's mine, all mine. Bwah ha ha ha."

We shall rise again for we are all so very shiny.

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Tuesday, June 19, 2007 4:23 PM

MAZAEN

Jayne: "These are my apples and I hide them from the dirty downright deceivers because they'll eat them all."

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Tuesday, June 19, 2007 5:40 PM

JAYNE: Just promise me you didn't order
another dead guy.

bun
Frisky Browncoat

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Tuesday, June 19, 2007 7:34 PM

REDLAVA

Quote:
Originally posted by mazaen:

Simon, I was just playing when I said that I wanted to turn you in for the reward money. Now hows about getting me some of them fancy pills you got there cause I think my back just went out.

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Tuesday, June 19, 2007 10:47 PM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

"Says it's from someone called... Yo-saf-bridge. And hey! It's ticking!"

Banners, Avatars, LJ Icons and other fun stuff at www.desktophippie.com

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Wednesday, June 20, 2007 2:56 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Jayne: "Hmmm, last time I opened one of these there was a nekked girl inside. Maybe I can slip this one over near my bunk."

Mal:"Jayne stop eyeballing the cargo."

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Wednesday, June 20, 2007 3:02 PM

BULLETINTHEBRAINPANSQUISH

Gorramnit! Has anybody seen my headgear?

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Wednesday, June 20, 2007 4:31 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:

Arrr. Me chest is full of dubloons. Arrrr.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

Might as well just declare the winner now. Classic!

"Kaylee, find that kid who's takin a dirt nap with Baby Jesus: we need a hood ornament!"

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Wednesday, June 20, 2007 4:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by BulletInTheBrainPanSquish:
Might as well just declare the winner now. Classic!

Aww shucks. But really there are a couple good contenders already so I think the coronation is a tad premature.

Bonus caption:

How come everybody else gets to wear the hard to see dark green spacesuits and I always have to wear the dayglo orange one?

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Thursday, June 21, 2007 9:01 AM

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA

"Open the pod bay doors MAL."

"I'm sorry Jayne, I'm Afraid I can't do that."

"What's the problem?"

"We don't have any gorram Pod bay doors is what."

"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card

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Thursday, June 21, 2007 10:16 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

FFF presents Bizarro world.

Jayne: (once again and unbelievably, Jayne thinkin') Ain' gonna stand for it. Somebody's gotta give those poor people their medicine back.

OR...

Jayne: This will make for a most impeccable birthday surprise for my fellow young chap, Simon.

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Thursday, June 21, 2007 10:35 AM

Honest. Right here on the 13 1/2 floor behind this crate. There's a door, and if you go through you find that you're "Being John Malkovich."

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Thursday, June 21, 2007 4:40 PM

HeHeeeee!
Inspired by VerseExplorer's entry:
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Adam Baldwin shows up, is costumed and comes
through the door -- to a chorus of:
THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE!
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or

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JAYNE: Jenny Craig delivery just arrived.
Someone here on a diet?
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
~etc.~

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Friday, June 22, 2007 2:31 AM

DEBBIE

Jayne: Acme space monkeys. To grow just add water.

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Friday, June 22, 2007 6:02 AM

Jayne: Can somebody help me with this trunk of grenades?
Zoe: We're robbing the place not occupying it.

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Friday, June 22, 2007 7:33 AM

ORPHEUS

Come on down to Jayne's....Corner of the Cargo Bay! We've got crates, plastic stuff, things wrapped in tin foil. And a mule!

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"Bible, Wrath of Khan, what's the difference?"
http://www.myspace.com/evolver1138
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Friday, June 22, 2007 5:56 PM

TERRI

Quote:

(Mumbling): Gorram toilet so far away. Gotta take off this helmet and what not just to take a gorram piss. (Significant pause, looks down at helmet) Wait a tic, Jayne just had himself an idea!

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Saturday, June 23, 2007 10:00 AM

WASHSYOUNGERSEXIERBR

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges

From his lunge Jayne Burst into a dance perfomance of Fame much to the joy of the crew

www.myspace.com/didxl

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Saturday, June 23, 2007 7:30 PM

What? Reavers? I'm hiding in this crate.

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Sunday, June 24, 2007 5:56 AM

CAPTAINCOUPI

Mal: Jayne, we're going to the Heart of Gold to defend the girls. Do you really think you'll need the super delux mega economy multi-pack of those?

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Serenity goes where no SciFi movie has gone before at www.breakingatmo.com
Say Thanks to Universal for the BDM at www.bigdamnthankyou.com

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Sunday, June 24, 2007 11:42 AM

DEBBIE

ROTFLOL, that cracked me up... Ok... I know, I'm just not right.

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Sunday, June 24, 2007 3:58 PM

ASARIAN

Quote:
Originally posted by andman:

Yes, I lifted it from spaceballs, but I thought it was funny anyway, lol.

Mal: Jayne, I said: "Take only what you need to survive!"
Jayne: It's my industrial strength hair dryer; and I can't live without it!

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Sunday, June 24, 2007 8:03 PM

CAPTAINCOUPI

The free gift that came with Jyanes subscription to 'Weapons of Unimaginables Destruction' had finally arrived.

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Serenity goes where no SciFi movie has gone before at www.breakingatmo.com
Say Thanks to Universal for the BDM at www.bigdamnthankyou.com

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Monday, June 25, 2007 2:18 PM

CAPTAINCOUPI

It was a bad sign that the boredom of this leg of the flight was getting to them. Jayne had pulled out the Sp-Monopoly board.

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Serenity goes where no SciFi movie has gone before at www.breakingatmo.com
Say Thanks to Universal for the BDM at www.bigdamnthankyou.com

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Monday, June 25, 2007 3:41 PM

Got another one:

Jayne rehearses for the annual Miss Persephone Buffy Sing Along.

She does pretty well
With fiends from hell
But lately we can tell
That she's just
Going through the motions

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Monday, June 25, 2007 6:20 PM

First he dressed for a possible air-locking
by the Captain.
Then he sneaked back into the hold. The crate
was addressed to him; he knew from the return
address that it was brimful of scripts and offers
of other series.
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
~Bastards cast my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Monday, June 25, 2007 10:36 PM

ANDMAN

I have decided that you have until midday to post captions. Any after 12:00 GMT will not be considered for the vote. This applies to every round from now on. If you come up with any after this time, feel free to post them to still give people a laugh and bump the thread.

Anybody who disagrees with any of this violently can do so. But no matter what you do, "You can't take the sky from me".

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Tuesday, June 26, 2007 10:18 AM

ANDMAN

Captions have been decided on, and the vote begins in approximately 2 hours and 3/4.

The voting site can be found at http://whiting.no-ip.info/andman/hoc

OR

http://www.wcsrepairs.co.uk/andman/hoc
However, there is a problem with the second address at this time. I am liaising with WCS to try and resolve this issue, but I apologise should the voting website become unavailable completely. Please post on this thread if you try to vote but cannot, and I'll inform WCS.

If anybody would like to become full time judges for this, please e-mail me (andman@hotmail.co.uk) and let me know. This will prevent you from posting your own captions for the sake of fairness to people who don't have the ability to influence the vote.

Should no-one volunteer, I will look for people who haven't posted any captions to help me decide. I am only looking for two people, so full time is on a first come, first server basis. Sorry for those in different time zones.

Anybody who disagrees with any of this violently can do so. But no matter what you do, "You can't take the sky from me".

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Wednesday, June 27, 2007 3:31 AM

ANDMAN

Just noticed an issue for voting. The way that the site is made, it doesn't like two votes running at once. Since I said that I've set round #4 to run again at the same time, the website says that none are available for voting. To this end, Round #4 starting again tomorrow, finishing Friday, and then Round 5# starts on Saturday and will finish on Sunday.

Sorry for this inconvenience, there does seem to be quite a lot just recently.

Anybody who disagrees with any of this violently can do so. But no matter what you do, "You can't take the sky from me".

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Sunday, July 1, 2007 4:46 PM