CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN #22 by TenthCrewMember

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Tuesday, June 26, 2007 10:39 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

And now, a little something from DONE THE IMPOSSIBLE that caught my eye ...

Congrats to the winner! :) Now, a new entry:

Meddlesome Doctor: You, with your fine hat, where do you think you're going? Let me see your badge!

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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Tuesday, June 26, 2007 11:31 AM

The list of applicants for the post of Abbot at the Bathgate Abbey was pitiful this year.

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Tuesday, June 26, 2007 2:23 PM

DAVESHAYNE

Excuse me, mister printer man, but I'm trying to start a religion here. Why would my sticker say he's a bod?

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Tuesday, June 26, 2007 5:24 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Congrats Bullet.

Weird Fan: "Mr. Whedon I really do worship you see the shiny bumper sticker ...."

Joss (edging backwards): "Umm that's very nice of you ..."
Nathan (whispering): "Don't worry Joss, security coming up is right behind him."

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Tuesday, June 26, 2007 6:36 PM

BULLETINTHEBRAINPANSQUISH

Gratz, bullet!!!

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JAYNE: That hat makes you look like an idiot.
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We have done the impossible and that makes us mitred!
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
~Bastards anointed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is a bod?~

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Wednesday, June 27, 2007 2:47 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Congrats BULLETINTHEBRAINPANSQUISH! Correct me if I'm wrong but you're a first time winner! Welcome to the family!

Thanks all!!

Quote:

Me: You know, some folks might take offence to that there bumper sticker. Joss Whedon is no fool, and you'd better hope that no Browncoats see you. (Pause) Oh wait, I'm a Browncoat.

The following has been censored because of gratuitous violence and horrendous sailor-esque swearing.

Joss: This has really gone too far. Now there's a Joss Whedon gang? With an official nod and bandana? And they're at war with the Spielbergs? Please, I'm begging you. Stop the violence.

Yeah, I got nothin.

"Kaylee, find that kid who's takin a dirt nap with Baby Jesus: we need a hood ornament!"

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Wednesday, June 27, 2007 12:30 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

replace "Joss Whedon is a God" with
"Will Perform Miracles for Firefly Season 2"

OR

"Male Companion For Hire"

OR

"Yep, it's a cow fetus..."

BWAH!

TCM

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Wednesday, June 27, 2007 1:41 PM

Date: Sometime in 2001
Place: Auditions for an up-coming Sci-Fi show by Joss Whedon.

Joss: I appreciate you coming here, but you're not exactly what we're looking for with regard to our Shepherd Book character.

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Wednesday, June 27, 2007 2:22 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Eric Idle: "Grahmam, he's stealing one of your bits."

Graham Chapman (from on high in a loud booming voice): "Oh what is it now! Don't you realize I'm dead."

Eric: "Oh excuuuusee me! Too bloody high 'n mighty to have a coversation with an old mate just because your dead. Well I could drop dead this very minute and then you'd have nothing on me"

Graham" "Soorrry."

Eric (under his breath: "Twit."

Graham: "I heard that."

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Wednesday, June 27, 2007 2:24 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

English Army Captain: "That last entry has been redacted as being entirely too silly. Now lets' get on with some good upright and decent captions with out taking advangtage of dead comedians."

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Wednesday, June 27, 2007 5:04 PM

Veteran wrote:
Wednesday, June 27, 2007 14:24
English Army Captain: "That last entry has been redacted as being entirely too silly. Now lets' get on with some good upright and decent captions with out taking advangtage of dead comedians."
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Okay, no more silliness!
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"Oh, Malcolm, I've been waiting for you to kiss me
since I showed you my bumper-stickers!"
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or
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"I am a large, semi-muscular man."
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Thursday, June 28, 2007 2:01 AM

DEBBIE

Pope guy: Yes my children, as it states here Joss does sit at the right hand of God. Can I here you say Praise the Lord... Amen! again Amen!... Again, louder so the world can hear you...AMEN!

Congrads Bullet!

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Thursday, June 28, 2007 3:09 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

pope guy: I'm bringin' the word to them that need it sold...just 12 bits!

OR

pope guy: Psst! Hey buddy, check this out!
walking guy: Hey! I told you to scram! You don't have authorization--
pope guy: Act now, friend! Before they're gone!
walking guy: Listen, pal, if you don't leave I'll have to call--
pope guy: Last chance, man! They're moving fast!

BWAH!

TCM

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Thursday, June 28, 2007 1:00 PM

The local Browncoats had tried many things to bring back their beloved series. Finally in desperation they turned to the local voodoo priest.

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Thursday, June 28, 2007 1:58 PM

Quote:

Lead Conehead (O.S.) to eager Browncoat colleague with beard: "You just can't talk religion with some people!"

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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Thursday, June 28, 2007 2:39 PM

MAZAEN

The reverend at the local church that Joss Whedon attends has never been the same since Joss gave him a Firefly Season 1 DVD.

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Thursday, June 28, 2007 6:07 PM

BULLETINTHEBRAINPANSQUISH

Dress yourself up -- get taken somewhere fun.
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Now there's the smile made of sunlight!
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bun
Frisky Browncoat

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Thursday, June 28, 2007 6:38 PM

FREEBROWNCOAT

"I'm out there bringing religiosity to the fuzzy wuzzies."

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Thursday, June 28, 2007 9:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

"Cooper! Put down the Pope hat!"

Kudos to anyone who can tell me which movie that's a nod to.

"Kaylee, find that kid who's takin a dirt nap with Baby Jesus: we need a hood ornament!"

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Thursday, June 28, 2007 11:44 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Confused Nathan (O.S.): You telling me that 'cause you think I don't know?

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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Friday, June 29, 2007 12:03 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by BulletInTheBrainPanSquish:

"Cooper! Put down the Pope hat!"

Kudos to anyone who can tell me which movie that's a nod to.

Hmmm, "The Countess" perhaps?

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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Friday, June 29, 2007 2:56 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Joss(OS): Shepherd Book...meet Pope Sticker...
Ron(OS): Um. No. *walks away*

OR

Despite their best efforts, security couldn't keep the pilgrimage to Joss's house at bay...

Quote:

"Cooper! Put down the Pope hat!"

Kudos to anyone who can tell me which movie that's a nod to.

Wasn't that Eurotrip? *sings* Scotty doesn't know...

BWAH!

TCM

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Friday, June 29, 2007 12:06 PM

BULLETINTHEBRAINPANSQUISH

Q. Is FireFly the greatest show ever made?

A. Does the Space Pope wear a poiny hat!

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Friday, June 29, 2007 3:17 PM

PUMAMANREDUX

Looks like the new reality series "Who Wants to Be Joss Whedon's Bitch?" on SpikeTV has started

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'You leave Earth and anything you forget to bring with you will kill you. Anything you do bring with you which doesn't work properly will kill you. When in doubt, just assume *everything* will kill you.' Nathan Spring, Star Cops

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Friday, June 29, 2007 9:36 PM

Points to TCM! I love that movie.

Did I mention I'm going to Europe in mid-August? Hopefully it wont be as strange as the movie, and if I see a club called 'Club Vaandersex', I'm going to run the other way.

"Kaylee, find that kid who's takin a dirt nap with Baby Jesus: we need a hood ornament!"

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Saturday, June 30, 2007 6:34 PM

PUMAMANREDUX

Earl saved money and just wore his uniform from BurgerPope for the costume contest

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'You leave Earth and anything you forget to bring with you will kill you. Anything you do bring with you which doesn't work properly will kill you. When in doubt, just assume *everything* will kill you.' Nathan Spring, Star Cops

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Sunday, July 1, 2007 4:42 AM

RYCE

The Impressive Clergyman: Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam...And wuv, tru wuv...You can know aw the maf in the 'vewse, but you take a boat in the aiw you don't wuv, she'w shake you off just as suw as the turning of the wowlds. Wuv keeps her in the aiw when she oughta faw down, tews you she's huwting 'fowe she keews. Makes hew home...In the name of the fathew, the son, and the howy Joss. Amen.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Sunday, July 1, 2007 5:55 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

Quote:
Originally posted by TCM:

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CLERGYMAN: You got a wife? All I got is that dumb ass sticker sounds like choir singing. How come you got a wife?"

OR:

DUDE IN THE SCREAM MASK: My sticker's bigger than your sticker!

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Sunday, July 1, 2007 12:18 PM

Bringing religiosity to the fuzzy-wuzzies...

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Sunday, July 1, 2007 3:00 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by sab39:

Bringing religiosity to the fuzzy-wuzzies...

Didn't freebrowncoat already do this one? ;)

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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Sunday, July 1, 2007 3:56 PM

Oops. Sorry. Yep, I had missed it.

Another try then:

"No, not one of the brethren had the heart to tell him, he was so PROUD!"

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Sunday, July 1, 2007 5:46 PM

MAZAEN

Man attending a costume party. "What? I don't look like I have a Foghorn Leghorn costume? I'm so disappointed..."

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Sunday, July 1, 2007 6:31 PM

FREEBROWNCOAT

"No, not one of the brethren had the heart to tell him, he was so PROUD!"

Now THAT is funny!

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Sunday, July 1, 2007 7:44 PM

DAVESHAYNE

Bathgate Abbey Ale is mighty tasty but go easy on it as it tends to cause odd sideways things to happen to gravity.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Sunday, July 1, 2007 8:09 PM

Given the review he had written for Serenity it was a quite a shock that Harry Knowles turned out to be a Browncoat.

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Monday, July 2, 2007 4:47 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Freebrowncoat:
"No, not one of the brethren had the heart to tell him, he was so PROUD!"

Now THAT is funny!

I don't get it.

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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Monday, July 2, 2007 5:40 PM

RHYIANAN

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
Quote:
Originally posted by Freebrowncoat:
"No, not one of the brethren had the heart to tell him, he was so PROUD!"

Now THAT is funny!

I don't get it.

Book's joke that wash walks into durring the middle.....I think it's in war stories.

I'm a leaf on the wind

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Monday, July 2, 2007 5:46 PM

MISSTRESSAHARA

Popeman: "Look carefully at this bumper sticker, closer, your eyes are getting heavy, heavy, heavy. When I snap my fingers you will awaken and tell all of the glory of Joss. Repeat, 'Joss is god, Joss is god.'"

off camera: "Joss is god"

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*Petrelli for President. Together we can soar.*
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HEROE'S IS MY CRACK!
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Monday, July 2, 2007 5:48 PM

MISSTRESSAHARA

Quote:
Originally posted by Rhyianan:
Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
Quote:
Originally posted by Freebrowncoat:
"No, not one of the brethren had the heart to tell him, he was so PROUD!"

Now THAT is funny!

I don't get it.

Book's joke that wash walks into durring the middle.....I think it's in war stories.

I'm a leaf on the wind

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Bushwacked.

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*Petrelli for President. Together we can soar.*
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HEROE'S IS MY CRACK!
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Monday, July 2, 2007 5:50 PM

RHYIANAN

I was just about to come and correct myself....but I was beat to it

I'm a leaf on the wind

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Tuesday, July 3, 2007 8:51 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Dude: Yes my son, Mal will be forgiven.
Joss (OS): ...and Jayne.
Dude: Well, Jayne... hhhmmnn

OR

Dude: It was there on the blood-soaked fields of the third crusade of Whedonism; I realized I had a higher calling. I felt within a....

Anyone (OS): Shut it shepherd.

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Tuesday, July 3, 2007 8:58 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Misstressahara:
Quote:
Originally posted by Rhyianan:
Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
Quote:
Originally posted by Freebrowncoat:
"No, not one of the brethren had the heart to tell him, he was so PROUD!"

Now THAT is funny!

I don't get it.

Book's joke that wash walks into durring the middle.....I think it's in war stories.

I'm a leaf on the wind

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Bushwacked.

Are you sure? I thought it was OOG. Wash is coming back from explaining his "creative navigating" that will put them out of range of anyone or anything.

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Tuesday, July 3, 2007 9:06 AM

Some more captions, with episode references this time :)

Mal (OS): You're welcome on my boat, shepherd. God ain't.
Joss (OS): Aww! What you have to show him the sticker for?

[ train job, I think? ]

OR

Mal (OS): Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.

[ OMR of course ]

OR

Simon (OS): Wow. You guys have done a fantastic job! If I didn't know better I'd say you were ready to go save some souls...

[ Ariel ]

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Tuesday, July 3, 2007 9:13 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Quote:
Originally posted by sab39:
Quote:
Originally posted by Misstressahara:
Quote:
Originally posted by Rhyianan:
Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
Quote:
Originally posted by Freebrowncoat:
"No, not one of the brethren had the heart to tell him, he was so PROUD!"

Now THAT is funny!

I don't get it.

Book's joke that wash walks into durring the middle.....I think it's in war stories.

I'm a leaf on the wind

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Bushwacked.

Are you sure? I thought it was OOG. Wash is coming back from explaining his "creative navigating" that will put them out of range of anyone or anything.

Yeah, it was OOG.

Book: No! There wasn't one among the brethren had the heart to say anything. He was so proud of it!

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Tuesday, July 3, 2007 5:09 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Guy: I am the King of all Londinum. See the shiny hat? Now obey this royal decree...

OR

It was at that very moment, as he looked into the eyes of the madman before him, that Joss realized he had sealed his own fate. Never again would he eat cilantro...

OR

It's been said Joss Whedon likes to travel incognito when attending a Convention...does he really think this qualifies as a disguise?

BWAH!

TCM

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Tuesday, July 3, 2007 5:25 PM

But I am not Joss -- not wearing His kissin' ring, am I?
Now just turn around and allow me to apply the sticker to the appropriate surface.

bun
Frisky Browncoat

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Thursday, July 5, 2007 4:30 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Papal Man: May the Farce be with you...

BWAH!

TCM

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Thursday, July 5, 2007 5:44 PM