Imponderables: Along came a spider... by nvghostrider

Is this thread dead cause everyone is stuck in a loop of picturing themselves spanking DTH? Come on people get your mind out of the gutter. It's all crowded and I want a turn.

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Friday, October 5, 2007 12:47 AM

mornin' Imponderables.

mmmmm, spanking DTH. Sounds fun.

Uh, yeah, or so I've heard ...

~jimi
Lt. Alexander - Chief Medic / XO Alpha Co. / Logistics Specialist - 76th IAB

-How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven.
-It would be a waste of breath to tell a man who believes in guns that you've got something better.
-Kiss girls all you want to — it beats the hell out of card games.
-I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts so much… because it's the only thing that'll make it stop hurting.

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Friday, October 5, 2007 1:11 AM

HOBBLEIT

wow, I h=just read the last post about spanking DTH. Now I'm rather disturbed.

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Friday, October 5, 2007 2:41 AM

"A spanking! A spanking!" hah.

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Friday, October 5, 2007 3:34 AM

why is there spanking, now? did i miss something?

Commander, Alpha Company, 76th Independent Battalion

also the designated sasquatch

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Friday, October 5, 2007 3:38 AM

Zeph -

Quote:
Originally posted by RugBug:
My diet is too full of fiber to afford much bathroom time. If I do pick up a magazine (no books...anything that can't be thrown away shouldn't be read in the bathroom...thus sayeth Rugbug. ) and get distracted, but butt falls asleep. Sleeping butts are slightly painful butts.

Quote:
Originally posted by DesktopHippie:
Mine goes tingly. A sort of numb tingly. Not a hot tingly like if you've been spanked.

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Friday, October 5, 2007 4:32 AM

I have no response.... sorry...just blank...

* I will be in the corner if anyone needs me

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Friday, October 5, 2007 4:32 AM

Aww don't go to the corner *hugs MsG*

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Friday, October 5, 2007 5:02 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by msg:
I have no response.... sorry...just blank...

* I will be in the corner if anyone needs me

I know...cubs lose by 4 points!? There can be no response to that. I feel your pain.

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Friday, October 5, 2007 5:10 AM

HUGS Zeek...it'll be ok:) Next time they will win:)

It's ok MrG I like the corner and I could use some quiet time:) The corner's alls et up with pillows and such:)

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Friday, October 5, 2007 6:20 AM

Oh, still manly and even more aggressive today. And not hot tingly, darn. Gonna hafta try harder.

Okay, so BabySis and GND took me to Halloween last night and all I can say is... WOW. A bit disturbed at the naked teenagers getting brutally murdered, but LMAO at the end. Is it a bad thing when everyone looks at you when the lights come on in total disbelief?

Real quick, sooo jealous of the freakily fast MSG reading skills. If there is dialogue involved I must read it at the intended pace.

Real pisser tryin' to read plays don't ya think. Off to meetings. See y'all in a bit.

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Friday, October 5, 2007 6:24 AM

Yah for meetings. Usually I relish those just because it's a nice excuse to get away from the normal job (tho I really do enjoy my job).

So NVG is the remake worth seeing?

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Friday, October 5, 2007 6:38 AM

Meetings: The best way to waste time on the clock while pretending to be productive (besides FFF).

~jimi
Lt. Alexander - Chief Medic / XO Alpha Co. / Logistics Specialist - 76th IAB

-How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven.
-It would be a waste of breath to tell a man who believes in guns that you've got something better.
-Kiss girls all you want to — it beats the hell out of card games.
-I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts so much… because it's the only thing that'll make it stop hurting.

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Friday, October 5, 2007 6:50 AM

Morning folks!

I don't want to make any 'long day' predictions again, but I'm feeling like it should be 1pm by now and it's only 9:40. Ouch.

Lessons I learned this morning: Riding a scooter in a skirt is 1)cold 2) not easy and 3) maybe not a good idea. Skirt is ankle length with no slit, so I could hardly sit on Vinnie and reach the ground. It made for some interesting stop lights. Then there was the wind factor. Let's just say because of the aforementioned issue about reaching the ground, even an ankle length becomes a bit short once it's hiked up enough so you can touch the ground. I don't think anyone got a show, but you never know.

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Friday, October 5, 2007 6:54 AM

Well at least you looked stylish, right? That's all that matters!

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Friday, October 5, 2007 7:00 AM

HUGS Rugbug...hey long as your skirt's not over your head...giggle:)

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Friday, October 5, 2007 7:15 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

OK so the average age of the men that contact me on Myspace and personals is 57 - what does that say?

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original

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Friday, October 5, 2007 7:19 AM

GORRAMGROUPIE

Creepy old sex offenders=Myspace?

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Friday, October 5, 2007 7:20 AM

That there are a lot of men out there looking for a trophy wife...HUGS FMF

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Friday, October 5, 2007 7:22 AM

Dang people reply fast!

Hi FMF! Nice to finaly see you. MsG finaly got me to particpate here with her wonderful stores of DC.

As for the whole myspace-creepy-old-men thing, who knows. We men are a weird species.

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Friday, October 5, 2007 7:23 AM

men are scum.

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Friday, October 5, 2007 8:35 AM

we're scum?

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Friday, October 5, 2007 8:37 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by msg:
HUGS Rugbug...hey long as your skirt's not over your head...giggle:)

I....um....sorry what were we talking about?

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Friday, October 5, 2007 8:43 AM

Rugbug...put your skirt down, you're distracting Zeek...

Hey there are some really great guys here (including yourself)... so none of that!! HUGS Jimi

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Friday, October 5, 2007 8:48 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by msg:
Rugbug...put your skirt down, you're distracting Zeek...

Doesn't matter. It'll still be there...waiting...

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Friday, October 5, 2007 8:49 AM

Yup. But there is some who choose to make amends for the scuuyness and try being productive and proactive. Like us; we might be scum but we definately make ourselves useful.

Remake: I watch Rob Zombie movies because the style is incredible, a dialogue decent, and they carry a nonlinear storyline. I could do without the violence but the still moments of his flicks can be unsettling, triumphant, and vindicating all within a few frames. Someday he can be considered a visionary of the style and genre, but for now he is definately an accomplished craftsman that'll keep folks in the seats at his flicks. There are a few fun omage to several influences that are easily picked out but my favorite are some of the frames are classic John Carpenter suspense builders. The ending rocked and no less than three Hollywood tough guys in twisted type cast roles go against MM and lose.

Also, The Mist by Stephen King was the featured trailer before the movie. It is the one story I read from a tore up copy of 12 Past Midnight (I think it was the title), a compilation of King short stories. I really, REALLY can't wait for this one. Seems I got chills reading the story and they were reborn watching the trailer. Check it out.

ADD: Yes, raised skirts distracting. Told ya we were scum.

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Friday, October 5, 2007 9:16 AM

Heh...skirt is in proper and modest place...for the moment. It's almost lunch time and I have to go home.

Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
OK so the average age of the men that contact me on Myspace and personals is 57 - what does that say?

Ah, that's my experience as well. In bars, too.

What it says is a)older guys don't have the confidence issues of younger ones. b) they are increasing the odds by not worrying if someone is 'out of their league'...they just cast a line and maybe one in 20 takes the bait. c)They have money so they think younger women will be interested etc.

I had this discussion at the horse show. The older men like me...the younger ones, that I like, not so much. Older guy that I was working with tried to convince me that older is better. Well, maybe...but maybe not.

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Friday, October 5, 2007 9:35 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by RugBug:
What it says is a)older guys don't have the confidence issues of younger ones. b) they are increasing the odds by not worrying if someone is 'out of their league'...they just cast a line and maybe one in 20 takes the bait. c)They have money so they think younger women will be interested etc.

I don't think it's confidence issues. The older guys are left face to face with the grim realization that time is not on their side. They gotta make a move and make one quick before the old ticker gives out. Young guys are still carefree and feel like there's all the time in the world to meet someone. So, there's not need to stick their necks out. Surely a woman is about to fall in their lap any moment now.

Moral of the story is if you want a young guy you need to pretend to be a klutz and fall in their lap.

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Friday, October 5, 2007 11:04 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Zeek:
Moral of the story is if you want a young guy you need to pretend to be a klutz and fall in their lap.

(Don't forget that many young guysare waiting for Jessica Alba to fall into their laps.

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Friday, October 5, 2007 11:09 AM

GORRAMGROUPIE

Speaking as an old guy, who happened to have the perfect woman fall into his lap(took 5 years to notice though) time may not be on our side, but as we regress back to childhood we think we remember our successful teenage years, and dilude ourselves that time hasn't passed.

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Friday, October 5, 2007 11:13 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by RugBug:

(Don't forget that many young guysare waiting for Jessica Alba to fall into their laps.

I disagree. Most of the time when I hear guys being honest we seem to be as forgiving with women's looks as we are with ours. So, if you're sitting there thinking you're not good looking enough you're probably over thinking it.

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Friday, October 5, 2007 11:35 AM

Yes overthinking is bad!! Just go for it...if you don't ask , you don't get

And age is a number with no relevant meaning (after the age of 18) because what are you attracted to...them or their birth certificate???

and Rugbug- it's the whole blond goddess so far out of your league thing that throws guys off...maybe you should try to be less hot...same for FMF:)

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Friday, October 5, 2007 11:48 AM

I think young guys are waiting for anyone to fall on their laps. The just posture like they are waiting for the hottest but will settle for anything, even the moldy seconds at the bottom of the barrel.

Trust me, you are so very far from that. Guys are just dumb. I'm at the point of just asking anyone for a ride. F it. Not that all women are this way, but it just seems the ones in my town have some disorder that prevents them from being direct and keeps them from persuing (me). It is either the fact that there are so many guys coming throught town they can chose their flavor on a whim and have no desire for the house special or, and it is a viable scenario, I just don't posess that thing that is chase worthy.

Gettin' to the point I wanna just club one over the head (figuratively, although some might need it in all actuality) so's I can drag her off to the cave or somesuch.

Ya know folks, I might just go ahead and start carrying that figurative cinderblock on a rope. Screw it. Tired of waiting to be chased. Seems saying as opposed to the stupid insinuation plaguing this town is the only thing that'll work.

Out for the day. See y'all later.

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Friday, October 5, 2007 11:59 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by msg:
And age is a number with no relevant meaning (after the age of 18) because what are you attracted to...them or their birth certificate???

also speaking as an "older guy", that ain't always the case, in fact, it rarely is. Believe me, this is from a guy who has heard "you're too old" many a time.

But, on a positive note, I don't believe that is something I need concern myself about anymore.

Commander, Alpha Company, 76th Independent Battalion

also the designated sasquatch

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Friday, October 5, 2007 12:37 PM

NVG: maybe the ones worth having are waiting for you to do a little 'chasing.'

I'm not a chaser. Never been a chaser. I'm a 'let him know I think he's cute and nice...now the ball is in his court' type.

(but we've all seen where that gets me. A whole lot of nowhere. :haha:)

Okay...so I'm out of here for the weekend. Got a horse show on Sunday...but what's new?

Happy weekend to all y'all. Hope you get to do whatever it is your heart desires to do this weekend.

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Sunday, October 7, 2007 9:32 AM

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Originally posted by Zephyr1956:
I don't believe that is something I need concern myself about anymore.

then again, maybe I do, now. As always, the true Zeph will out. It never fails.

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Sunday, October 7, 2007 3:21 PM

well, once again the human female repellent has done his job, being dumped via answering machine while at work, and being told i am just soooo wonderful and warm and caring and its not you, its me but you can go away now, and as a consolation prize, maybe we can still be friends after i have ripped your heart out through your ass without anasthesia.

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Sunday, October 7, 2007 5:07 PM

OK can I just say I have actually said "it's not you it's me" and I really and truly meant it. The guy was great and wonderful. I was just not ready to be as serious as he wanted and I really felt awful and wished I could have made myself different so I could have been with him...it really was me not him.

That being said...I love you Zeph and I am so sorry you got hurt...HUGS tightly...

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Sunday, October 7, 2007 5:27 PM

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Originally posted by msg:
OK can I just say I have actually said "it's not you it's me" and I really and truly meant it. The guy was great and wonderful. I was just not ready to be as serious as he wanted and I really felt awful and wished I could have made myself different so I could have been with him...it really was me not him.

yup, pretty much sounds like what was said to me. don't make it hurt any less though. and i even cut off the ponytail last night at her request, before we went to dance class, and she trimmed my beard back even more.

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Monday, October 8, 2007 3:31 AM

Aww crap Zeph.. I'm sorry things didn't work out man.

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Monday, October 8, 2007 3:56 AM

Oh Zeph....HUGS and such honey...though it does prove that there is a Firefly quote for all occasions.... you should leave her a message " I shaved my beard for you devil woman"

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Monday, October 8, 2007 5:30 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by msg:
HUGS Zeek...it'll be ok:) Next time they will win:)

Don't you ever get tired of being wrong all the time?

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Monday, October 8, 2007 6:52 AM

Damn Zeph. Fricken women do it every time. And cut your hair?

AWW, Aww.

On the brighter side...

Ya gotta look like a million bucks. Shake that money maker and snag another. There ain't time enough to not experience all you can.

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Monday, October 8, 2007 7:04 AM

DANCINGNEKO

*walks over and gives Zephyr a gi-normous HUG*
I'm so sorry to hear about the break-up. It's a bit mind-numbing to have a break-up message via voice mail.

<- at her, not you Zeph.

I hope that your heart heals (and by the way, the ripping out of your heart from WHERE? owch.) quickly and gently. *grumbles about weak-womenfolk who can't have the spine to say it to a person instead of a machine*

*HUGS* Zeph again.

*waves to MsG and MisterG, NVG, and everyone else*

ETA: *HUGS* NVG. Hope the week went well for you.

ETA II: I think I might have broken my own heart this past week -- time will tell for sure, but it sure feels like it. Shortest version: I wanna keep my geek, but realities of life make it a wait-and-see long-term project full of maybes and what-ifs...

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Monday, October 8, 2007 7:07 AM

OK my email is definitely down. It says it's not, but it is... Sigh!

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Monday, October 8, 2007 7:08 AM

Hey hey Neko.

Like NVG said, Zeph, think of the beard and ponytail loss in positive aspects. Less itching, less time in the shower...

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Monday, October 8, 2007 7:43 AM

Zeph, I still maintain what me and whimsy both told ya, she doesn't want to end things completely, or she would have, she just wants to slow things down a little. Give it a few weeks man, honestly, and in the meantime don't be so ruttin' hard on yourself.

*glomps Neko* (I'm jealous of your geek)

RugBug, you can clumsily fall into this younger guy's lap anytime you want.

*snuggles MsG* Sucks on the e-mail, babe, hopefully it will be repaired soon.

*BCMW secret handshake thingy with NVG*

~jimi
Lt. Alexander - Chief Medic / XO Alpha Co. / Logistics Specialist - 76th IAB

-How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven.
-It would be a waste of breath to tell a man who believes in guns that you've got something better.
-Kiss girls all you want to — it beats the hell out of card games.
-I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts so much… because it's the only thing that'll make it stop hurting.

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Monday, October 8, 2007 7:53 AM