GENERAL DISCUSSIONS

Sucking Tash

POSTED BY: SERGEANTX
UPDATED: Sunday, June 6, 2004 15:43
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Saturday, April 10, 2004 9:49 AM

SERGEANTX


How many people here are getting fed up with this 'Succatash' character? His posts are uniformly offensive and full of tasteless humor. I think he gives all browncoats a bad name.

Isn't it about time someone said "Enough is enough"?

SergeantX

"..and here's to all the dreamers, may our open hearts find rest." -- Nanci Griffith

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Saturday, April 10, 2004 11:08 AM

SAINT JAYNE


Succatash isn't an evil force to be battled. He is a person with views, as are you.

Voltaire: "I may not agree with you but I will defend unto death your right to say it."

The only one who should be censoring here is Haken, the owner of this site, as he bears the legal responsibility for its content. Have you shared your concerns with him?

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Saturday, April 10, 2004 11:32 AM

SUCCATASH



Screw you, Sarge! You're just mad because my mother broke up with you.


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Saturday, April 10, 2004 11:55 AM

ECGORDON

There's no place I can be since I found Serenity.


I much prefer Tash's flights of whimsy over other people's insistence at injecting political and/or religious debate on this board.




wo men ren ran zai fei xing.

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Saturday, April 10, 2004 11:59 AM

FIVEBYFIVE


I have much less of a problem with Tash than with his trolls.

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Saturday, April 10, 2004 12:00 PM

SIGMANUNKI


I have had an exchange with 'Tash in the past and wish him no ill will. The exchange was intelligent and had absolutely no hostility in it. So, I have no idea where you are coming from here.

Quite frankly I find the "spirit" of this thread in very poor taste. If you don't like the guy fine, but to create a thread. That's just spiteful.

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"If you truly love the memory, you must set it free()!" -Me
"Also, I can kill you with my brain." -River

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Saturday, April 10, 2004 12:03 PM

FREMDFIRMA


Every Fandom needs at least one kooky, slightly over-the-top, rabid fanster...

For us, Tash is certainly that - and I ask you to please leave him be.

No one makes anyone read anothers posts, if ya don't like his stuff, don't read it.

-frem
diefuxdie

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Saturday, April 10, 2004 12:05 PM

MANIACNUMBERONE


I think we should all think of fun ways in which we can torture Tash. I myself am going to go by his house and clean his rain gutters when he's not there. Boy! That'll sure confuse him.

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Inara: Who's winning?
Simon: I can't really tell, they don't seem to be playing by any civilized rules that I know.
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Saturday, April 10, 2004 12:24 PM

MELEAUX


At the risk of getting on Tash other wrong side I will only say that my exchanges with him and the comments by him that I have read have been at times quite uhmm... unsettling. I am simply relieved to see that I am not the only one.
He does make me laugh out loud at times so he does have that redeeming trait.

She understands, she doesn't comprehend

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Saturday, April 10, 2004 12:40 PM

WERZBOWSKI


Admitedly... Succatash is a unique, sometimes unsettling, sometimes morbid & creepifying individual. But he's also funny on occasion, and his posts are (I think) in no way intended to be malicious.

He simply has a different point of view than most people, and enjoys sharing it.

I for one am always curious as to what he's going to come up with next. Even if it does end up giving me a major case of the wiggins.

As has been said previously... If you don't want to hear or see what he has to offer, simply don't read or look at it.

It is after all a free country, is it not?

"Wherever you go, there you are."
- Dr. B. Banzai

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Saturday, April 10, 2004 12:53 PM

JUSTDAVID


Tash is kind of like the River of this board. Sometimes playful, sometimes childish, sometimes subtle (I loved the thread to take turns writing the petition against take turns writing), sometimes brilliant, and sometimes it's like he's coming at someone with a butcher's knife.

He'll either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair, but he definitely belongs here.


"Light it."

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Saturday, April 10, 2004 12:54 PM

BOOMERGOODHEART


That's a truly disturbing picture, 'Tash.

BoomerGoodheart
"I love my Captain."

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Saturday, April 10, 2004 1:02 PM

ZOID



Leave 'Tash alone!

Can't you tell he's thufferin'?

(ba-dum-pishhh!)

Thank you! I'll be here all week, don't forget to tip your waitresses! Try the veal, it's great...



Respectfully,

zoid
_________________________________________________

"River didn't fix faith. Faith fixed River."

- Senator Richard 'Book' Wilkins, Independent Congress
author of A Child Shall Lead Them: A History of the Second War of Independence

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Saturday, April 10, 2004 1:15 PM

ASTRIANA


Which is more offensive:

1) Someone who posts strange, potentially offensive, irreverent material, whose words may be ignored at will? OR
2) Someone who creates an entire thread for the purpose of launching a personal attack another poster?

If there's anything browncoats have to be ashamed of in this, it's that one of our own chose a public forum in which to attack another of us.

~A~

...I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me.

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Saturday, April 10, 2004 1:45 PM

LISSA


I support Tash's right to be freaky! He always give me a laugh (bagpipe protest! brilliant!) I've been a regular poster on several boards since 6th grade, and there has always been someone crazy to livent things up. He's not hurting you; why would you want to hurt him?

~lissa, spwhore

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Saturday, April 10, 2004 1:49 PM

ZOID


Astriana:

Greetings, gentleperson.

You're right. It's wrong to attempt to ostracize another, simply because they're attacking you. The correct course of action is to determine whether the offense warrants response (almost always not) and then either take the counteroffensive or ignore, based on that analysis.

Still, I'd bet that Thuccotash is giggling with glee over seeing himself as the target of debate and ridicule. It is attention, after all.

So, as long as he's having fun with it -- and judging from the picture he posted above, I'd say he's looooving it -- and nobody else here appears to be taking SergeantX's request to hang 'Tash in electronic effigy seriously, I wouldn't worry too much about it.

Maybe SergeantX just ran out of snappy comebacks? As for 'Tash, remember, Tourette's Syndrome is a terrible disease; show him a little sympathy...



Respectfully,

zoid
_________________________________________________

"River didn't fix faith. Faith fixed River."

- Senator Richard 'Book' Wilkins, Independent Congress
author of A Child Shall Lead Them: A History of the Second War of Independence

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Saturday, April 10, 2004 1:54 PM

INVISIBLEGREEN


I think Tash is hilarious!

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Saturday, April 10, 2004 2:05 PM

DAVCO92


River + Jayne = Tash


Burn the land, boil the sea...

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Saturday, April 10, 2004 2:44 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.


This is a gag. Right? There might be some that don't think much of 'tash, but he's an integral part of this board.

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Saturday, April 10, 2004 2:52 PM

HARDWARE


The worst that can be said of 'Tash is this is what happens when you have a person with too much time and too much bandwidth on their hands.

And 'Tash, if you ever, and I mean ever, post a pic of you in your undershorts again, BANG! ZOOM!

The more I get to know people the more I like my dogs.

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Saturday, April 10, 2004 3:30 PM

ZOID



Veteran wrote:

Quote:

This is a gag. Right? There might be some that don't think much of 'tash, but he's an integral part of this board.


I don't think it was intended as a gag. It was a beleaguered plea for help.

But it's certainly had the opposite effect. It's turned into a 'Tash love-in. Count me in. Madness is a gift from the gods...



Respectfully,

zoid
_________________________________________________

"River didn't fix faith. Faith fixed River."

- Senator Richard 'Book' Wilkins, Independent Congress
author of A Child Shall Lead Them: A History of the Second War of Independence

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Saturday, April 10, 2004 4:04 PM

BEATLE


Yes!
Damn 'tash. Damn him to heeeeeelllll!
How dare he post here with whimsical banter and selfish opinions.
Why can't he post about Firefly being in a comic strip, or firefly being made into a movie?
Did you know there is a frozen Han Solo in a scene with Kaylee? 'Tash, please speak to us of relavent topics like Ron Glass not being in the new movie based upon the television series Firefly.
How dare he make a reason for people to read FFF.net and allow others to post their views.

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Saturday, April 10, 2004 4:11 PM

SERGEANTX


Clearly you people don't see what's going on here. He's infected you with his vile ethos. He lures you in with his false prophecies and his photoshop witchery. Turn back now, the road to 'tashdom is the path of doom!

SergeantX

"..and here's to all the dreamers, may our open hearts find rest." -- Nanci Griffith

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Saturday, April 10, 2004 4:14 PM

BEATLE


Damn those vile ethos!! They get me every time.

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Saturday, April 10, 2004 4:23 PM

ZOID


You're supposed to wash it afterwards, to avoid the ethos.

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Saturday, April 10, 2004 4:37 PM

WHOODAHN


I think this is another one of Tash's little tricks.

You are really Sergeantx aren't you Succatash?

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Saturday, April 10, 2004 4:48 PM

THEFOP


I like tash too. He's kind of a fixture, you know?

once the snow got so deep you almost couldn't hear margaret atwood

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Saturday, April 10, 2004 4:55 PM

ZOID



Fop sed:

"...He's kind of a fixture..."

Yeah, like a really nice padded toilet seat!

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Saturday, April 10, 2004 4:56 PM

ARCBEATLE


Beatle, my Nemisis,... Nemisi... Nemisie... Nemis- oh never mind!

Stop poisining us with your Anti-Succitash Rhetoric! I am sstill above you, though I cant spell, and you should stop this nonsense of questioning the man with the magic lunchbox! now really.

Some of you can be quite silly.

Or at least like the anti-me...

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Saturday, April 10, 2004 5:01 PM

ARCBEATLE


Oh woops, didnt note the sarcasam.

Sorry, Beatle.

No eveil repremands right?



....right?

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Saturday, April 10, 2004 5:16 PM

ZOID



It's okay to talk to yourself as long as you don't answer yourself back, right?

(That's right!)

(Oh, shut up!)

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Saturday, April 10, 2004 5:33 PM

WULFHAWK


Tash Succs

He's a Tash-ho

Really, I admire...well no, watch aghast actually, as he fearlessly flings about his ignorance and exudes a kind of anti-charm. I'm reminded of the Stooges themselves...except without the funny parts. He brings a hole knew meening to reason and genius...kind of an opposite meaning, I guess.

There is one really good thing about him, though:

He's not my neighbor.

Take my love
Take my land

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Saturday, April 10, 2004 5:51 PM

SUCCATASH


Quote:
Originally posted by Wulfhawk:
Tash Succs

He's a Tash-ho

Really, I admire...well no, watch aghast actually, as he fearlessly flings about his ignorance and exudes a kind of anti-charm. I'm reminded of the Stooges themselves...except without the funny parts. He brings a hole knew meening to reason and genius...kind of an opposite meaning, I guess.

There is one really good thing about him, though:

He's not my neighbor.

Take my love
Take my land



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Saturday, April 10, 2004 6:21 PM

SAINT JAYNE


I think he will rise again.

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Saturday, April 10, 2004 6:33 PM

BEATLE


Quote:
Originally posted by arcbeatle:
Oh woops, didnt note the sarcasam.
Sorry, Beatle.
No eveil repremands right?

....right?


Oh evil one, you will pay for your witch craft.You will burn in the bottomless pit of...oh, sorry. you got the sarcasm.

'Till we meet again!! HA HA HA HA(macanical laughter slowly fades).

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Saturday, April 10, 2004 6:55 PM

RICHARDECHEANDIA


Quote:

How many people here are getting fed up with this 'Succatash' character? His posts are uniformly offensive and full of tasteless humor. I think he gives all browncoats a bad name.

Isn't it about time someone said "Enough is enough"?

SergeantX



"Aw sweetie, don't feel bad. He makes everybody cry. He's like a monster."

Tash makes me laugh out loud. Enough Tash isn't Enough.

Mal: "Is there blubber?"

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Saturday, April 10, 2004 6:55 PM

11THHOUR



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Saturday, April 10, 2004 7:15 PM

SUCCATASH


Quote:
Originally posted by 11thHour:
Tash, I would do anything, and I mean ANYTHING to defend your honor. Even if that means performing the Naked Chocolate Disco dance.
Okay, people can stop defending me now. After 11th Hour has her way with me, this show is officially over.


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Saturday, April 10, 2004 9:24 PM

HARDWARE


Quote:
Originally posted by Succatash:
Quote:
Originally posted by 11thHour:
Tash, I would do anything, and I mean ANYTHING to defend your honor. Even if that means performing the Naked Chocolate Disco dance.
Okay, people can stop defending me now. After 11th Hour has her way with me, this show is officially over.



Damn 'Tash, 11th hour edited out her post. Looks like you just got left at the altar.

The more I get to know people the more I like my dogs.

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Saturday, April 10, 2004 9:30 PM

STATIC


Quote:
Originally posted by Succatash:
Quote:
Originally posted by 11thHour:
Tash, I would do anything, and I mean ANYTHING to defend your honor. Even if that means performing the Naked Chocolate Disco dance.
Okay, people can stop defending me now. After 11th Hour has her way with me, this show is officially over.



Okay. . .I'm the official "late poster" to this thread.. .my apologies.

Something about this thread tells me it might have been a gag and not a genuine attack against Tash. . .but I'm going to defend him anyhow.

Since I've been on the board, which hasn't been long, I think I'm the only other person in which a thread was created that could be seen as a personal attack against me. . .and it was created by Tash.

Interestingly enough. . .after letting everyone else make their replies and say what they had to say, I posted a very carefully worded, deeply thought-out reply, and Tash's response was considerate, kind and friendly.

Here's a thought. . .let the guy say what he wants to say when he wants to say it. It's his right. If what he says BOTHERS you. . .maybe some self-examination is in order.

And I'm all for seeing the Naked Chocolate Disco Dance.

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"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

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Saturday, April 10, 2004 10:34 PM

11THHOUR


Quote:
Originally posted by Succatash:
Quote:
Originally posted by 11thHour:
Tash, I would do anything, and I mean ANYTHING to defend your honor. Even if that means performing the Naked Chocolate Disco dance.
Okay, people can stop defending me now. After 11th Hour has her way with me, this show is officially over.



(typing through tears of laughter)

Succatash... oh Succatash... your "uniformly offensive and full of tasteless humor" posts know no basement...

But I must thank you... I now see the dreaded ramifications of deleting a post in your presence. You are pure evil.

Just so you know, I SAVED my deleted post and can re-post it AT ANY TIME! That's right! Yes I can... oh, I think you want me to, don't you?

11thHour

Btw, no man who has experienced my Naked Chocolate Disco dance has survived to tell the tale...

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Sunday, April 11, 2004 2:08 AM

SPOOKYJESUS


SergeantX - why do I have the feeling that you are 'tash having a little fun with us and creating an excuse to use those pictures......

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Sunday, April 11, 2004 3:57 AM

WHOODAHN


Quote:
Originally posted by WhooDahn:
I think this is another one of Tash's little tricks.

You are really Sergeantx aren't you Succatash?


I never did hear a denial from either one of you.

Wait...if you are both you, then would you or both of you have to deny this? Would just one denial be enough if there is just one of you or would it require both of you denying that it's two of you.

Oh hell....I give up.

BTW: April 1st was 11 days ago.

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Sunday, April 11, 2004 8:01 AM

SHINY


'Tash may be morbid, creepifying, and downright unsettling at time, but he's part of our crew. Best you remember that lest we be forced to remind you what we do to traitors when we don't have a keel to haul you on! ;)

Please help Haken keep this site running by occasionally clicking on some of the sponsored ad links on the side of the page!

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Sunday, April 11, 2004 8:41 AM

WULFHAWK


Damn right, Static--let the man say whatever he wants.

So long as I have the same right to lambast, lampoon, light up, and otherwise whack the 'L' outta whatever he says.

He likes teasing the dogs behind the fence, anyway.

Take my love
Take my land

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Sunday, April 11, 2004 8:58 AM

INEVITABLEBETRAYAL


All I want to know is who 'Tash came out as on the Saint Jayne Personality Test. See, I always thought of him as the Simon type. And since I'm 89% Jayne, that probably explains my animosity (as well as my repeated attempts to rat him out to the Feds).

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I wish I had a magical wish-granting plank.

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Sunday, April 11, 2004 9:58 AM

DESANGRO


Man, I go away for a few weeks and just look what happens!

Personally speaking, I like Succatash. He's witty, clever, and a fun presence on the board.

*sigh* Why, fellow Fireflyfans, why? Why must we be so mean to our brother Browncoats?

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Sunday, April 11, 2004 10:39 AM

PALADIN


"Everybody's so mad." -Kaylee

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"If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of Hell, a level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." -Book

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Sunday, April 11, 2004 12:17 PM

THECLAPS


Who wants cookies?

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Sunday, April 11, 2004 3:55 PM

TEELABROWN


Later poster.

Tash, though weird, zany, insane, potentionaly dangerous, and other assorteed things, is our Tash. He brings...variety to the group. He may pull a prank which may offend, but we put it behind, and continue on. We love out Tash, however immature he can get. If offended, he'll find out, and apologize.

In summery: Tash can be immature, but he is good.

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"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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