Browncoat Bar & Grill - We have Dew and Ice Cream Sandwiches! by Kelkhil

Then compost them so you can avoid the eco-guilt too!

Yay for the employed and awesome Hippie!

I will go drink to excess in your honor!
OKmaybenotsomuch, I too am employed and the hungover nurse thing doesn't fly too well, you know?

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Monday, November 12, 2007 1:29 PM

HELL'S KITTEN

Quote:
Originally posted by gee:
But damn it Kel, it's usually me who leads the other patrons in shitlessness as a tribute to you when you are absent for a while in a bid to entice you back and all good bar staff enjoy a bit of banter.

((snikkers))
I didn't edit that, either. Just curious if that's what you actually meant.... XD
((HK is soooo immature))

Quote:
Originally posted by DesktopHippie:
*hugs* for the NinjaKitty too.

((glee!))
I'm happy for you, DTH. Congratulations. ^__^

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
HK - :Glomps: the Sneaky one! Remind me to never get on your bad side Lassy! You could probably make me cry with one of your rants!

((giggle))
For some reason, I just can't really see you invoking my ZOMG Teh Wrath....
((snikker))

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Monday, November 12, 2007 1:32 PM

DANCINGNEKO

*rolls eyes at Kel* *ponders "sharing" workload with Kel* *decides that the other teachers here might consider that a violation of the Geneva Convention*

Kel, darlin' you can't afford my cleaning services for the pub.

(It's just a bit cheaper than the minimal price I'm willing to charge my students for even thinking of giving a kid an inflated grade.)

DTH! YAY for the permanent employment!

Hi PheobeRosetta!

MsB: Do you have a secret weapon for the insane pile-o-work? (and if so, can I borrow it?)

(side note: I loathe pull-out days with subs...I'm weeks behind now, and while I hope today will catch me up, I'm not holding my breath....)

Being the one 'coat living on a fairly isolated island, I can't see the reasoning for wanting a browncoat island...unless it's close enough that everything doesn't cost an arm and a leg to have delivered or purchased...but I've reached the conclusion that I'm just too practical like that...

Edit: *waves madly at StinkingRose and HK*

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Monday, November 12, 2007 3:22 PM

MAVOURNEEN

Quote:
Originally posted by DesktopHippie:
Thanks Phoebe! *hands Phoebe a whiskey*

I'm employed full time at a city centre college. I'll be looking after new students as well as teaching English as a Foreign Language and IT. In other words I'll be busy as heck!

It's great because it's all the stuff I love to do and it's secure with regular hours instead of going from contract to contract and looking for new work all the time. Yay! *is happy*

*edit* Thanks Kel! *hands Kel a whiskey too*

DancingNeko! How the heck are you? I haven't seen you in ages! How have you been?

Congratulations, Sweetie! I am so happy for you. After all that ca-ca...It's great to see you employed. Eating is a good thing!

*waves glass around*

Didn't you mention something about a whisky?

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Originally posted by Kelkhil:
MAVS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :GLOMP: :GLOMP: and more :GLOMPS: How ya doing Lassy?

*hug* Kel, my favorite Paladin. So nice to know I am remembered.

PM coming your way...

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Originally posted by gee:
*sits in the corner trying to drown his guilty feelings with tea*

*puts her arm through gee's and says in her slight Southern accent*

fear amaideach, me ag tigh tar beoirgairdín.

Silly Man, Come with me to the BeerGarden

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Monday, November 12, 2007 9:56 PM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

*runs through the bar on her way to the beer garden!*

Hi - Hello Li'l Sis... Twin brother!! *Glomps DTH* Yayfullness about the job Sweetie!!!

Mavs!!! Mavs!!! You're here!!!

*runs off to the beer garden to join Mavs and Gee for a drink!!*

CPT Magda Martin, CO of India Co. (Australasia)
www.myspace.com/lady_magdalena
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Monday, November 12, 2007 10:43 PM

GEE

*wakes up in the beer garden*

I'm all of a fluster, really Mavs that wasn't fair, talking to a man like that...

*pulls self together*

Good to see you Mavs, how have you been?

Hey Magda, how you keeping? It's terrible, my other half took my favourite book into her classroom, I miss my wombat diary!

Obviously I meant shirtlessness but I am glad to have amused you HK.

Apart from virtual chore dodging, I got a

support call last night so there's now a large pile of washing awaiting my return from work although I get to charge the company an hour overtime

I would just like to say to the assembled (possibly sleeping) crowd that whilst I cannot condone drunken nursing, being the wonderful people they are (I was about ready to marry the nurse holding my head during my recent endoscopy but I'm not sure he would have appreciated the offer) they deserve more recognition so any nurses floating by, the drinks are on me assuming you're not on shift in the near future

*sits in beer garden with Mavs and Magda, thinks, 'this is a good way to start the day!' *

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007 3:53 AM

RIVERISMYGODDESS

mornin' drinkers.

Quote:
Originally posted by Hell's Kitten:
Also, didn't expect anyone to notice....

Well, we like ya doll, a lot, and we do miss you a lot when you ain't around. *hugs*

Quote:
Originally posted by magdalena:
OK... so HK is avoiding cock suckers - which is only right and proper coz there's nothing in it for us girls if only cock suckers are about...

It's a good thing that those aren't the only types about.

Quote:
Originally posted by magdalena:
EDIT: When someone can tell me what you're supposed to do when you love them both but know one of them's hurting... let me know!

*bigassjimibearhuggles Magda and doesn't let go*

*snuggles MsB*

*glomps everyone in the bar, then gives Mavs an extra bigassjimibearhuggle*

~jimi
Lt. Alexander - Chief Medic / XO Alpha Co. / Logistics & Transportation Specialist - 76th IAB

It's unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same.

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007 7:23 AM

Morning all! Er afternoon... was up til 4 am working last night so they let me sleep in!

Mags! :glomps his twin-sis: Wish I knew the answer too

Hiya RIMG! Hope your Gob'ment day off was good!

Gee - no worries I knew what ya meant. HK was just being... well HK!

HK - yeah well you never know. Honestly I figured you would get a "snikker" out of the comment and I like to see ya "snikker"

Mavs - got your PM. Will write later when I catch up with work!

Will be back later I hope!

*leaves drinks out for all*

Kelkhil

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007 7:43 AM

RIVERISMYGODDESS

My sponsored day off was indeed good. I had a very relaxing weekend.

~jimi
Lt. Alexander - Chief Medic / XO Alpha Co. / Logistics & Transportation Specialist - 76th IAB

It's unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same.

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007 8:43 AM

HUGS all

HUGS HK- check your email...new master plan in the works

Magda- HUGS big sis and how are you?>

Mav- HUGS and do you want to borrow my electric shock collar for your boss??

*snuggles Jimi

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007 8:55 AM

YAY !! Hugs from MSB

Hello all ...how are my fellow Browncoats doing today ?

Was that MAV I saw ???
HI MAV !!!!!

Magda !!!!

Yeti..if you're still here ..

& Glomp !

Shirtless One ...could I have a margarita please ???

Bryce
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Way I remember it , albatross was a ship's good luck..'til some idiot killed it.

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007 9:08 AM

RIVERISMYGODDESS

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
Shirtless One ...could I have a margarita please ???

Uh-huh. I see how it's gonna be.

*glomp*

~jimi
Lt. Alexander - Chief Medic / XO Alpha Co. / Logistics & Transportation Specialist - 76th IAB

It's unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same.

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007 9:11 AM

HUGS LA ...midnight margaritas!!!!!

*snuggles Jimi*

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007 9:26 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
Shirtless One ...could I have a margarita please ???

Uh-huh. I see how it's gonna be.

*glomp*

Dang skippy that is how its gonna be!

*prepares a Large Strawberry Margarita for LA29*

How ya been lassy? :Glomp: Ha! got ya while you wasn't lookn'!

Kelkhil

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007 9:41 AM

Yeti

Well he is all shirtless & articulate

*Glomps her favorite Yeti again *

MSB...Let's get a pitcher or 2 ( or 3?) & get all giggly & drunk

Kelkhil

thank you

*LA Glomps her favorite shirtless bartender right back ! *

Bryce
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Way I remember it , albatross was a ship's good luck..'til some idiot killed it.

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007 9:45 AM

NVGHOSTRIDER

HAd too much rums the other night, let stuff get in the way. Didn't even drink much and ended up with a hangover. Gotta love the rums!

Diet Pepsi for me please.

Contribution for the breakables room:

A sledge hammer.

Not to be confused with Sledge Hammer:

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007 9:53 AM

Hey all!
*rummages around the bar, underneath the bar, in the medicine cabinet.*
We got any cold medicine? That KEEPS you from getting sick? Whole family is coughing like a TB ward in the 20's, and I just started my work week!
Oh, and I won the round 4 caption contest! I actually won something! Ok so it only gives me a coupole days of bragging rights, but I actually won! That's also why I don't gamble, play the lottery, buy raffle tickets etc etc.

EDIT: This was not as clever or as funny as I thought when first posted. Deleted and aplogies.

Feeling neighborly today, so open hugs to them that needs them!

((((((( )))))))
Shutting up now.

"It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense." - Mark Twain

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007 10:00 AM

Congrats on the caption contest winnage, GorramGroupie!

Hey everyone! Here's the whiskey for everyone I missed yesterday - and anyone I didn't who wants seconds

Incidentally, this stuff has been known to help prevent coughs and colds

Even the littlest Joss chicks are absolutely kickass
Banners, Avatars, LJ Icons and other fun stuff at www.desktophippie.com

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007 10:10 AM

*Glomps LA*

Ooooooh, whiskey!!

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Wheeeeee!!!

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007 10:13 AM

Gorram...go right now and buy AIRBORNE. Trust me!! It works perfectly. It was developed by a teacher who hated the constant illness that comes with being in close contact with germy kids... works a treat!

LA- oh so there!!!

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007 10:16 AM

Hey all. Hope everyone has had a great day so far!

*thanks Neko for the hugs*

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007 10:18 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by MSB:
Gorram...go right now and buy AIRBORNE.

Everytime I hear about that stuff, that damn Head-On commercial pops into my head.

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Wheeeeee!!!

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007 10:19 AM

Airborn is amazing. It's kept MsB and myself healthy many a times when colds felt like they were coming on.

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007 10:22 AM

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Originally posted by zerokiryu:
Quote:
Originally posted by MSB:
Gorram...go right now and buy AIRBORNE.

Everytime I hear about that stuff, that damn Head-On commercial pops into my head.

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Wheeeeee!!!
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Airborne, apply directly to the forehead.
Airborne, apply directly to the forehead.

MisterB, welcome! What'll ya have? It's on me!

"It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense." - Mark Twain

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007 10:23 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by zerokiryu:

Everytime I hear about that stuff, that damn Head-On commercial pops into my head.

Everytime I hear about that stuff, that damn Head-On commercial pops into my head.
Everytime I hear about that stuff, that damn Head-On commercial pops into my head.
Everytime I hear about that stuff, that damn Head-On commercial pops into my head.

*edit* Goddammit Gorramgroupie! You ruined my joke!

MutterStupidSuperSonicPostersMutter

Even the littlest Joss chicks are absolutely kickass
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Tuesday, November 13, 2007 10:28 AM

Zero !!!! *Glomp * How's you ?

DTH !!!!! Hello there stranger !!! it is so shiny to see you

Congrats on the employment and thanls for the whiskey

*LA pours MSB a margarita & downs one herself .. Shiny

let's get sarted *

Hi MRG *waves*

And hello GorramGroupie ,shiny to make our acquaintence ;smile:
I really like your sig

Bryce
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Way I remember it , albatross was a ship's good luck..'til some idiot killed it.

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007 10:29 AM

:Glomps: a Hippie.

Yay two days in a row for Hippie visits! (now if we can just get ya to be a regular again (along with a certain ninja) all would be right with the world!)

Zero - don't know if I have told ya or not but that chair spin makes me smile every time I see it!

Howdy MisterG! What'll ya have?

*gets a Diet Pepsi for NVG* Enjoy Bub!

Kelkhil

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007 10:41 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by DesktopHippie:
Quote:
Originally posted by zerokiryu:

Everytime I hear about that stuff, that damn Head-On commercial pops into my head.

Everytime I hear about that stuff, that damn Head-On commercial pops into my head.
Everytime I hear about that stuff, that damn Head-On commercial pops into my head.
Everytime I hear about that stuff, that damn Head-On commercial pops into my head.

*edit* Goddammit Gorramgroupie! You ruined my joke!

MutterStupidSuperSonicPostersMutter

Even the littlest Joss chicks are absolutely kickass
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Sorry DTH! Actually, yours is better than mine!

Thanks LA, nothing like out and out piracy and being appreciated for it!

"It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense." - Mark Twain

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007 10:46 AM

*pours self whiskey*
*is glomped by LA*
*picks self up off floor*
*dusts self off*
*pours self another whiskey*
*is glomped by Kelkhil*
*picks self up off floor*
*dusts self off*
*looks around carefully*
*pours self whiskey very quickly and downs it in one gulp*

Actually Gorramgroupie, I thought your post was funnier. Part of the reason I was annoyed!

*looks around*
*pours self another whiskey*
*sips carefully, trying to look in every direction at once*

Even the littlest Joss chicks are absolutely kickass
Banners, Avatars, LJ Icons and other fun stuff at www.desktophippie.com

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007 11:17 AM

Oh pooh I just checked and season 4 of NCIS just came out, but it's too expensive..sigh I can wait...

Hi MrG

HUGS LA... giggle

LOL DTH... told you not to drink while teaching...messes with you

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007 11:19 AM

I'm not teaching! Not right now anyway. I'm here in the pub to enjoy the fine beverages and finer company, that's all

Even the littlest Joss chicks are absolutely kickass
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Tuesday, November 13, 2007 11:30 AM

LA glomps DTH again

'Cause it's just so much fun

*Downs another margarita *
MSB... you ready for another one,dear ?
*giggle*

Kelkhil,my most favorite shirtless one ..I think we might need a few more pitchers please

Bryce
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Tuesday, November 13, 2007 11:33 AM

*sets up another 3 pitchers of Margaritas for LA29 and MSB to partake in*

Any other orders?

Kelkhil

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007 11:46 AM

Thank you kindly Shirtless One !

Bryce
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Tuesday, November 13, 2007 11:50 AM

Hey MsB.

*orders up a rum and coke from Kelkhil*

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007 11:54 AM

*sets up a Rum and Coke for MisterG* here ya go laddy! Almost typed lassy. Would have felt all kinds of stupid there if'n I had!

Kelkhil

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007 11:58 AM

Yarp. I rekon I'd have to have done something that involved a mighty amount of cursein' and shootin' to use Firefly Speak.

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007 12:19 PM

GEE

*wanders through this evening having done the washing up, sits at bar*

barman, a pint of your finest ale please.

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007 12:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
Zero - don't know if I have told ya or not but that chair spin makes me smile every time I see it!

I'll take a 7&7, please!

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Wheeeeee!!!

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007 1:34 PM

ooh yes ready for about a dozen LA... wow I am still wondering if there was some kind of irradiated milk problem about 12 years ago...my 7th graders are... well let's just say that in a thinking contest between them and sheep...the sheep would win while asleep...

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007 2:02 PM

*Pours MSB another margarita & another one for herself *

*giggle* Smart sleeping sheep

*giggle*

Bryce
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Way I remember it , albatross was a ship's good luck..'til some idiot killed it.

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007 2:16 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
*Pours MSB another margarita & another one for herself *

*giggle* Smart sleeping sheep *giggle*

Bryce
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Way I remember it , albatross was a ship's good luck..'til some idiot killed it.

I'm suprised you can say it that clearly, as much as you've been downing today!

Shmart sheeping sleep!
So your kids are dumber than this:

"It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense." - Mark Twain

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007 3:12 PM

(looks around suspiciously.. grabs a pitcher of margaritas intended for others.. RUNS!)

"Catch Me If You Can!!!"

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007 3:34 PM

OH we will gladly share our margaritas Rosie... we love you..and besides you're the only one who can make apple butter....

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007 3:42 PM

Feels ashamed for stealing and puts out a tub of apple butter as amends.
Is also disappointed that nobody chased her.

Goes to pout and drown her sorrows with purloined margaritas.

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007 6:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by stinkingrose:
puts out a tub of apple butter as amends.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, apple butter. *drools*

I don't remember if I mentioned it or not, but I now have a myspace.

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Wheeeeee!!!

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Wednesday, November 14, 2007 2:51 AM