Browncoat Bar & Grill - There's Moonshine in the Punch by RiverIsMyGoddess

Ooooh! New bar! Great, just what I need.

Just been told have to come into work tomorrow. Very depressed. Too depressed even for dance of firsties!

Jimi, still a possibility and you are tempting me with your cuteness!

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Friday, March 7, 2008 5:16 AM

KELKHIL

Morning all!

Crazy week is 1 hour and 45 mnutes from being over for me!

I am taking a half day today and me and the little bro are going snowboarding for the weekend. Should be good fun. I haven't snowboarded since I was 15 so I am prolly gonna die but hey it will be one hell of a rush!

*sets up drinks for all*

Belly up to the bar Boys and Girls!!!!!!

Leaves a -1.11C Dew for the Sneaky One

Hope y'all have a good weekend!

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

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Friday, March 7, 2008 5:45 AM

DEL

Got tomorrow to work and then it's Sunday! Woohoo!

Lines up pints for all.

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Friday, March 7, 2008 6:01 AM

Em- more temptation

Seriously if I make it through today without dismembering someone.. it will be a miracle.

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Friday, March 7, 2008 6:08 AM

DEL

I have to go to osteopath for 1st time ever and am tempted to drink a 3rd pint to numb the nerves!

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Friday, March 7, 2008 6:44 AM

Kel, have fun snowboarding. Don't die though, because I don't know what the ladies of the Browncoat Bar & Grill would do without their shirtless bartender.

Del, that third pint might indeed be necessary.

Welcome to the Bar & Grill, by the way, either I haven't seen you post in here in a while, or ever.

MsB, you know it's mean to post pictures that involve me when I can't see what they are. :P

*snuggles MsB*

~jimi
Lt. Alexander - Chief Medic / XO Alpha Co. / Logistics & Transportation Specialist - 76th IAB

About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography and smoking and everything else: What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?

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Friday, March 7, 2008 7:09 AM

GEE

Arghh!

Should have left work 10 mins ago, christ know what's going on with the system and the analyst in charge was told about it, said try this and effed of so it's been dumped in my lap.

I hate people!

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Friday, March 7, 2008 7:09 AM

HELL'S KITTEN

Quote:
Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
MsB, you know it's mean to post pictures that involve me when I can't see what they are. :P

well, in the first photo, you're fucking an odd man dressed as manga style sheep... huh... interesting position....

in the second photo, you're seeing just how far in that beer bottle will go... ew?....

and in the third photo... er, should i continue?

((snikker))
((flee))

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Friday, March 7, 2008 7:22 AM

(Walks into the bar, blinks at the last explaination of pics, checks again, turns and walks right out of the bar)

Gots mad skillz, loves playing with matches.

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Friday, March 7, 2008 7:50 AM

HELL'S KITTEN

...what.

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Friday, March 7, 2008 7:54 AM

HK- I love you... I really really love you!!!!

Sorry Jimi ( check your email for description... though I like HK's for sheer shock value) HUGS

*blinks at the rapid U turn NV made*

I literally just banged my head on the desk repeatedly... I honestly do not think they could get any lazier. I gave a kid a test and the short story the test questions came from with a numbered arrow pointing to each answer in the story.... and in 40 minutes he wrote his name and the word I...WTF??? OK seriously they are going to make me insane!!!!!

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Friday, March 7, 2008 7:56 AM

howdy Gee, NvG, HK *glomp*

Quote:
Originally posted by Hell's Kitten:
well, in the first photo, you're fucking an odd man dressed as manga style sheep... huh... interesting position....

in the second photo, you're seeing just how far in that beer bottle will go... ew?....

and in the third photo... er, should i continue?

((snikker))
((flee))

Oh, those pictures. Thanks for posting them, MsB, I didn't know when I was going to get a chance to.

HK, please remind me, is that the pic with the old man dressed as the sheep, or me ??

EDIT: MsB, they really should let you thin the herd some, the really bad ones like that should never be given the opportunity to breed.

*snuggles MsB*

~jimi
Lt. Alexander - Chief Medic / XO Alpha Co. / Logistics & Transportation Specialist - 76th IAB

About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography and smoking and everything else: What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?

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Friday, March 7, 2008 8:04 AM

HELL'S KITTEN

Quote:
Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
HK, please remind me, is that the pic with the old man dressed as the sheep, or me ??

odd man, not old.
and he's the one in the costume.
which looks really adorable with all the big foofy wool and cute little ears and you wearing those velcro gloves... ^__^

ah...good times...

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Friday, March 7, 2008 8:14 AM

Ah, well, he's old too, you can't tell because of the costume. I like 'em like that, the further past 60 they are, the better.

And those velcro gloves are both comfortable and useful.

~jimi
Lt. Alexander - Chief Medic / XO Alpha Co. / Logistics & Transportation Specialist - 76th IAB

About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography and smoking and everything else: What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?

xBox 360 GamerTag: Swinger420

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Friday, March 7, 2008 8:17 AM

well you know velcro has so many uses....giggle

Here's the really sad part... the short story they were being tested on... I read it out loud twice to them yesterday. The second reading, I stopped every 1/2 page and had them review and tell me all the events that had occurred. Then when we finished the second reading, I had them do a step by step timeline of the events... yet today, not one of them could answer the sequence of events questions... why?? Because they don't want to learn and don't care so when I made them read and listen yesterday they were literally looking for ways to distract themselves from listening by writing notes, talking, drawing, trying to use cell phones, playing with tech decks, etc... which is why we did the second reading to begin with.. I asked them why they couldn't remember and most of them admitted they intentionally tried not to pay attention because " school is gay and no one cares about this stuff"
Ok rant over... sorry it's just occasionally so profoundly frustrating.

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Friday, March 7, 2008 8:25 AM

*bigassjimibearhuggles MsB*

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Friday, March 7, 2008 8:27 AM

"School is gay..." (chuckles)

Yeah, um, I come from a place where some of the stockyard workers like wearing oversized rubber boots because "You can get the goats rear feet in them easier".

Needless to say I am a little more traumatized after the pics.

Gots mad skillz, loves playing with matches.

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Friday, March 7, 2008 8:40 AM

MSB? I really really feel you pain. I very nearly killed one today (I'm still not well) after I'd stayed up till 2am again marking then skipped both breaks and lunch sitting with students trying to help them pass I had one student refuse to write a one line correction because 'she was tired and being made to work too hard'. Why do I care more about them doing well than they do? How is that fair?! Breathe. They're not worth the prison sentance!

Jimi, I loves you and all but I have to check, that isn't the SAME beer bottle HK mentioned that you're currently drinking from is it? There are limits to the depravity that even I would accept with equanimity! (I know, it surprises me too!)

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Friday, March 7, 2008 8:50 AM

Thanks Jimi... just been a day. Mostly though teaching is good.. I just got an unusual crop of kids who have some serious home issues and are really working towards a thriving career as a drug dealer, a hooker, a teen mother on welfare, or gang banger... and much as I have tried to show them alternatives and provide them with skills... they really just don't want them...sigh. Well I will keep trying and I am leaving some great lesson plans and maybe the new teacher will do better...

Ok enough whining... time to do something cheering like plot the downfall of my administration...

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Friday, March 7, 2008 9:24 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by EmmaRigby:
Why do I care more about them doing well than they do? How is that fair?!

Jimi, I loves you and all but I have to check, that isn't the SAME beer bottle HK mentioned that you're currently drinking from is it? There are limits to the depravity that even I would accept with equanimity! (I know, it surprises me too!)

Because you are a damn good teacher, that's why.

In addition to that, you are a silly girl. Of course me drinking the beer happened before I had fun with the bottle.

*snuggles MsB* Have fun making trouble for the establishment!

~jimi
Lt. Alexander - Chief Medic / XO Alpha Co. / Logistics & Transportation Specialist - 76th IAB

About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography and smoking and everything else: What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?

xBox 360 GamerTag: Swinger420

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Friday, March 7, 2008 9:24 AM

I'LL HELP I'LL HELP!!!!!!!!!

*gets some hot chocolate and godiva truffles to cheer MSB up*

SPRING BREAK HUAH!!!!!!! *Jumps to fifty major cities around the world to let everyone know that a random American chick is on spring break*

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Friday, March 7, 2008 9:41 AM

I find that chocolate cures so much even for the male of the species. Well, at least for me. Makes the rot more tolerable.

(Secretly formulating answers for those who make "bad' career choices)

My methods are effective, I didn't say they were clean.

Gots mad skillz, loves playing with matches.

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Friday, March 7, 2008 12:43 PM

My head hurts. I fell unconsious onto the sofa this evening and woke up covered in 2 dogs and a cat. When one of those dogs is a mastiff x bulldog that doesn't leave room for things like breathing!

Anyway, wanted to pop by and wish everyone a lovely weekend if I don't make it back in. Am planning on some fun Firefly related creative projects. Will tell you more when I've worked out the details.

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Hissssssssss!

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Friday, March 7, 2008 12:59 PM

Have a great weekend Emma.

Gots mad skillz, loves playing with matches.

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Friday, March 7, 2008 1:40 PM

aaaaaaaw mastiff, big teddy *hugs mastiff* *gets emma some advil* feel better!

NV: ur absolutely right, chocolate cures so much.

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Friday, March 7, 2008 1:53 PM

New nurse is gone.
Much drama last night as the stupid agency called her AT THE CLINIC instead of at home to tell her not to report in the next day.

I am apparently the villain per two other nurses (one of which is trouble incarnate). "It's Her fault for telling that she was pregnant!"
No, it's the nurse's fault for expressing sentiments not conducive to working with our client and employee populations, lying, not being prompt, and making snide comments about new coworkers all in under 5 days on the new job. At least 2 other people complained to the manager about her attitude and behavior.
I personally also know that we really can't afford to start training someone only to have them get yanked by their doctor because they're in a high risk pregnancy, then have to start all over again.
We're running at what effectively amounts to half staff right now for crying out loud!!

I may be a vicious bitch who gets you fired, but I *do* share my gum...

I will now consume a small vat of Sailor Jerry's Tattoo rum (THANK YOU NVG FOR INTRODUCING ME TO THAT WONDERFUL ELIXIR!!) to deaden the pain as I saw off my horns, brazilian wax my tail off, and file my fangs down.

My only reply to Thing1 and Thing2 is basically "bite me".

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Friday, March 7, 2008 2:18 PM

Vely vely wercome.

Sailor Jerry really does the trick. I'm still waiting to try a few of the mixes noted on the little pamphlet (hit me up if you need one) as I might try drinking all ov them by myself. Need a wingman (or woman) for that one.

Gots mad skillz, loves playing with matches.

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Friday, March 7, 2008 11:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by freelancertex:
aaaaaaaw mastiff, big teddy *hugs mastiff* *gets emma some advil* feel better!

Hhhm, Masiff and teddy don't mix!

Thanks for the pills and sympathy. Feeling better today.

Well done for getting shot of hellnurse Stinkingrose. You have a very tough job. It should not be made any harder or more unpleasant by such as her. Plus I certainly wouldn't want to be looked after by such a morally dubious and unpleasant person. You've done the place a favour. Just a pity that suck folks are allowed to spawn!

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Saturday, March 8, 2008 3:02 AM

She wasn't a bad person, per se. She was however immature, unsuited to the tasks and patients (we've all got our strong points which is why there's more than one specialty.. I would not do well with old people or crazy folk. Or sputum.), and showing a will to do as she pleased without regard to actually getting trained correctly. Plus she "never shuts up" and showed basically dishonest traits.

Usually you have the common sense to put your best foot forward for a while at a new job, then let them see the warts AFTER you've passed the probationary period.

We're getting somebody in 2 weeks. She was our manager's first choice, but she needed to give 2 weeks notice and the boss didn't want to wait apparently so she hired the other one.
See? Go with your first instinct. The first choice was being responsible and courteous. This is a good sign.
Mind you... she still may turn out to be a stinker once she's working with us, but at least she'll let us know before she bails and she's got lots of experience in the field!

Barkeep! Something to hide the fumes of brimstone I seem to still be trailing!

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Saturday, March 8, 2008 4:05 AM

I love how you say "she wasn't a bad person" and then go on to say how she was spoiled, inconsiderate, mean to patients and dishonest. Sounds like a bad person to me! You're being too nice!

Barkeep! I feel like something sweet and unhelthy. A Dr. Pepper if you please!

Hey all. IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR THE PADDYS DAY SHINDIG!!! WOOT!!!

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Saturday, March 8, 2008 5:02 AM

RIVERFLAN

Bartender, something to celibrate my return with, if you please.

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Saturday, March 8, 2008 7:10 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by DesktopHippie:
I love how you say "she wasn't a bad person" and then go on to say how she was spoiled, inconsiderate, mean to patients and dishonest. Sounds like a bad person to me! You're being too nice!

Barkeep! I feel like something sweet and unhelthy. A Dr. Pepper if you please!

Hey all. IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR THE PADDYS DAY SHINDIG!!! WOOT!!!

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Inconsiderate and dishonest I'll grant you, but she was never actively mean to the patients SFAIK. She really didn't get enough time around them to have the opportunity to really put her foot in it. It's what she was saying to her coworkers that made me nervous. We saw the last of a rather unpleasant woman this Fall, and I have no desire to work with another one just like her as it is very difficult to get rid of someone once they're hired unless they bring actual harm to a patient. You basically have to wait around until they get tired and move on or seriously shoot themselves in the foot.
It's easier to not let the situation arise in the first place.
This is why there's a probationary period with any new hire anywhere, hopefully. If it's not a good fit, it's not a good fit.
I myself quit my first nursing job out of school because I finally realized it just wasn't going to work no matter how hard I wanted it to. Luckily it never got to the point of "fiasco" but it could have. I was not cut out for that floor at that time. I have no desire to be now.

...is this turning into a multi page rant?...
Someone get me drunk enough to pass out quietly in the corner, quick!!

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Saturday, March 8, 2008 8:02 AM

*get stinkingrose a triple vodka and cola*

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Saturday, March 8, 2008 9:46 AM

SR passes out under a potted fern. A potted rose.

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Saturday, March 8, 2008 12:07 PM

Decide which one you're going to pass out under! They're at opposite ends of the room, ya'know. Well, I suppose we could cut you in half...

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Saturday, March 8, 2008 12:12 PM

I *am* the "potted" rose.
Silly!

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Saturday, March 8, 2008 1:40 PM

covers rose with a blanket

I'll have another, bartender, thanks!

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Saturday, March 8, 2008 2:41 PM

Yeesh. A drink would be nice but not 'til I get home. Searching for a car for the mum and it might come down to flagging people down with for sale signs on the street 'cause that is all I have seen fitting the requirements.

Nive iced vodka and flavored soda water really sounds good.

(Leaves chocolate gifts for all the shiny wimmens who frequent the bar)

Gots mad skillz, loves playing with matches.

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Saturday, March 8, 2008 3:22 PM

I'm bored. I'm freezing. I'm tired. I am not having a good day at all. Pass me some of that punch, please, I could use a little moonshine.

Edit: Thanks for the chocolate, NV. For the other's sake, I hope you have more hidden away, because I ate it all

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Saturday, March 8, 2008 4:46 PM

HEY! Who ate all the chocolate???

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Saturday, March 8, 2008 5:05 PM

Apparently I did, and now I feel so much better. But the fact that I ate all the chocolate wasn't my fault- it was NV's fault for not leaving enough for all of us.

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Saturday, March 8, 2008 5:34 PM

EmmaRigby: aaaaaaaw that just makes him even cuter!!!!! puppy ^_^

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Saturday, March 8, 2008 6:12 PM

Rosie ...well good riddance to bad rubbish!! HUGS and way to go on the kicking butt and taking names( and I know it wasn't just all you)

HUGS FLT...enjoy the break:)

NV and then once more... I am always happy to help you experiment

He found me the perfect house... isn't he the greatest

Em your doggie is such a cutie pie..

HUGS for Jimi

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Saturday, March 8, 2008 11:41 PM

ZEROKIRYU

1 hour 19 mins till Smash Bros.

Damn time chage, made me stay up too late. Now I can't go to sleep till after I get the game...

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"Then... where is my dream?"
"It is the continuation of reality."
"Where is... my reality?"
"It is at the end of your dream."

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Sunday, March 9, 2008 6:23 AM

That's why I'm really glad that my comp takes care of the time change by itself, so I don't have to remember

.

Zero, I have a couple of questons for you. What is your fav color(s), and is there any particular symbol/animal that you really like? Like yin/yang, dragons, foxes, stuff like that?

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Sunday, March 9, 2008 9:17 AM

gah, I was totally gonna do the time change last night but i was so tired i forgot. woke up this morning and was wondering why the hell my parents were getting brunch ready so damn early, then looked at my watch and said "shit....i forgot to set this ahead, didnt i?" :-P

HUGS MSB back ^_^ i totally will

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Sunday, March 9, 2008 9:38 AM

I got you beat. Having read a reminder online, I set *my* clocks forward last night. Only to find out this morning that it was *just* the US that went an hour forward, *not* Europe!!!

mutter mutter how was I sposed tknow mutter

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Sunday, March 9, 2008 11:42 AM

XD *stifles a laugh and fails*

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Sunday, March 9, 2008 1:26 PM