Browncoat Bar and Grill- And New Life Dawns by MSB

To explain the emoticons: There's this sci-fi convention that me and my dad go to every year, they have a worst metaphor contest. And, I just came up with the perfect entry for this years contest:

The idiotic firefighter, instead of keeping the hose aimed at the fire, sprayed water everywhere; kinda like how a chicken spurts blood as it's running around the yard with it's head cut off.

I'm pretty sure it's gonna be a winner; this is way better than the one I came up with last year, and that won second place (my dad got first). I hope that this year, I'll get first and dad'll get second

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Sunday, March 30, 2008 12:39 PM

*stares blankly at RF*

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Sunday, March 30, 2008 2:43 PM

Why is it so quiet in here? Someone, come here and keep me company, please?

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Sunday, March 30, 2008 3:41 PM

MOBBEX

*hops in, witnesses the thread's apparent desolation*

*scratches head*

*does cartwheels to entertain the few leftover patrons*

*falls & breaks both his ankle, femur and shoulder 'cause he's such a screw up*

*wails in agony*

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Sunday, March 30, 2008 3:48 PM

*is dragged in by the hellhounds and resigns to letting them lead her over to the bar* sorry, these guys showed up in the League and i had to take em for a walk. I think they smelled all that rage in the breakables room and that's why they galloped over here...or maybe it was the booze...could be both.

Barkeep, your strongest for the boys here *pats hellhounds* and uh..i guess i'll have tea.

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Sunday, March 30, 2008 3:54 PM

HUGS to all...

stupid cold. Sort of comes and goes. I don't feel particularly awfl, just sore throat, bit stuffy in the nose, fever, and swollen glands...hmm oh well.

Gets tea for herself and LF:)

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Monday, March 31, 2008 7:21 AM

Bumping in the hopes that everyone will return....

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Monday, March 31, 2008 7:27 AM

NAVYSEILS

I heard a bump and felt the urge to return here...

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Monday, March 31, 2008 7:50 AM

ZEROKIRYU

Quote:
Originally posted by Navyseils:
I heard a bump and felt the urge to return here...

The bump, it calls out to us...

How's the new job going?
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Full moon waves
Slowly on the surface of the lake
You were there
Smiling in my arms for all those years

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Monday, March 31, 2008 8:52 AM

*wanders in, grabs a whiskey, sits down, and puts her feet up*

Family is nice but damn it's good to be home.

How is everyone?

"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle."
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Monday, March 31, 2008 9:03 AM

NAVYSEILS

First day at work was alright zero, first time I've wore a pair of proper dress shoes in years, I remember why I hate them. My feet were killing me. I'll be wearing sneakers tonight.

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Monday, March 31, 2008 9:09 AM

HUGS Navy...aw sweety that's too bad, but I am glad that things went well other than that:)

HUGS whims. How was your trip??

HUGs Zero

O NV's home today so he might not be on ...and stop that right now Whims...I heard the laughing

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Monday, March 31, 2008 9:16 AM

MSB check your PMs!!!! *finally got recipe* ^_^

afternoon all. barkeep, hot cocoa plz.

so how's everyone?

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Monday, March 31, 2008 11:38 AM

Got the recipe:) thanks sweety!!

How is your day going?

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Monday, March 31, 2008 12:09 PM

Awesome, 'cause the 'rents are out, and I can watch the funny movies we have on tape without mom having a fit!

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Monday, March 31, 2008 12:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by MSB: Got the recipe:) thanks sweety!!

How is your day going?

yay!!

day's goin good, its raining, but im inside so i can enjoy it ^_^ relaxin and makin a baby blanket. urself?

RF: lolz funny movies are great.

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Monday, March 31, 2008 1:37 PM

Ow, got a stitch in my side

It was way worth it, tho

@tex:
What type of funny movies do you like? Bad ones, "comedies" (which I detest cause all they seem to have is the main character embarrassing h/erself, and that really isn't funny to me),... ?

And have you heard of Mel Brooks, and if you have, what movies of his have you seen? (he's one of the two directors who I know by name and rep- the other being Joss)

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Monday, March 31, 2008 1:55 PM

MEL BROOKS FUCKING ROCKS!!! he's so effing messed up XD my faves of his are The Producers (dad loves that one too, but for some reason my grandmother finds no humor in it @_@) and Robin Hood Men In Tights.
I also find Real Genius to be hilarious in many ways, and the always original Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
I'm a fan of british humor as well.

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Monday, March 31, 2008 2:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by MSB:

HUGS whims. How was your trip??

*hugs MsB* It was nice. The drive home was beyond wonderful.

Navy: Sensible shoes make a world of difference.

"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle."
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Monday, March 31, 2008 2:35 PM

Have you seen:

History of the World, Part 1 and Blazing Saddles, both by Mel Brooks, Airplane! and Top Secret, both by some other guy, Tommy Boy, Down Periscope, Sargent Bilko, Monty Python and the Holy Grail? Those are all the funny movies I have, besides the ones you mentioned, because Mom hates them (she's really weird and stuck-up that way)

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Monday, March 31, 2008 2:47 PM

ZEROKIRYU

Quote:
Originally posted by Navyseils:
First day at work was alright zero, first time I've wore a pair of proper dress shoes in years, I remember why I hate them. My feet were killing me. I'll be wearing sneakers tonight.

Yeah, dress shoes suck.

*Glomps Whim*

Oh, and saturday night left me a voicemail, said she was sorry and she forgives me and might want to try again....

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Monday, March 31, 2008 2:49 PM

History, no; Blazing Saddles, roughly half; Airplane didn't like; THINK ive seen top secret but cant remember; tommy boy yes XD; down periscope could only sit through part; sergeant bilko same story, monty HELL yes XD.

Have you ever seen The Naked Gun?? *dies*

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Monday, March 31, 2008 3:00 PM

Well, my advice- watch the rest of Blazing Saddles, it's AWESOME!!!!! And History, yes, yes, YES WATCH IT!!!!

No, I haven't watched The Naked Gun, so now I'll have to go rent it. What's the plot, approx.?

Oh, and forgot this because mom won't let me buy this one- Wayne's World. If you haven't watched it, it needs to be watched, it is SO SO FUNNY!!!

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Monday, March 31, 2008 4:15 PM

we've got waynes world floating around our house somewhere.
I cant remember the whole plot of naked gun, but leslie nielson's in it, and i remember i could not. stop. laughing.

oh another one, ever see My Cousin Vinny? ;)

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Monday, March 31, 2008 5:31 PM

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Originally posted by zerokiryu:

*Glomps Whim*

Oh, and saturday night left me a voicemail, said she was sorry and she forgives me and might want to try again....

*glomps Zero right back*

She... forgives you!?!

*tries to pick herself up off the floor but is laughing too hard*

Oh that is rich!

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Monday, March 31, 2008 6:26 PM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Was there a bumping a while back? I've been hearing this thread calling to me from across the miles...

Magda...

Maaaagdaaaaa...

Oi! MAGDA!!!

Here I am and just coz I am so happy I wanted to share my pics with you other than in the pic thread! Wrong I know - but some of you don't go there and I need to let the last couple of people in the 'verse whom I haven't told that I am in love KNOW IT!!

MAGDA'S IN LOVE!!!

... and I'm also in Virginia at the moment!!

Life's good and I would like to virtually shout everyone a virtual Bailey's on Ice Cream just coz everyone ought to try it once at least!

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Monday, March 31, 2008 6:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by magdalena:

MAGDA'S IN LOVE!!!

Lovely pics!

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 1:34 AM

EMMARIGBY

Hey guys, lovely to catch up a bit, especially to see the elusive wombat!
I could only pop in very briefly to wave at you all, our telephones (and internet) are still broken. Had to come over to a friend's house to use her computer as was suffering withdrawal symptoms. If I'm quiet for a few days then know that I am thinking of you all whilst bemoaning my isolation.

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Hissssssssss!

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 1:54 AM

GEE

*runs in*

*waves at all*

busy busy

*sings*

we're men in tights,
tight tights

*exits to manically fix computers*

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 2:41 AM

LA wanders in after a long absence....

I thought I heard the bar calling out to me from the darkness of the verse ....

Looks up & waves to Gee & Emma

*Dances merrily around her favorite cousin

Then proceeds with the secret handshake

Waves hello to the Wombat ...the pics are indeed lovely

*Grabs a mug of the good stuff...we still have that here,yes ??? *

*Leaves a glomp bomb for all her much missed friends

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I hope life has been extra kind to all you shiny folk while I was gone

Bryce
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Way I remember it , albatross was a ship's good luck..'til some idiot killed it.

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 7:54 AM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

It's my precious LA and my precious Whimsy - I have been missing you guys - I keep telling Naughtyman I ought to write an email or make a phone call, but we've been so very busy and I am rather absorbed with him and all that's going on at the moment... I hope you can forgive me and know I am thinking of you!

Navy - how's the job going? I cannot wait to hear about it!

We just went to the park with the girls (Lulu - who's in one of the pics above, and Maggie - who is my little chaperone. The number of times NM & I have started to get amorous and Maggie will stick her nose or position herself between us...

) anyway - we went for a lovely walk and the dogwoods are in bloom and I saw squirrels!! And lots of birds... it's so pretty here and in a few days we are heading up from Virginia to Boston!!!

Miss you all and I hope you're all happy and healthy - for those of you in the UK I'll be there in less than a fortnight and I'm going to live just outside London in Kent near Tunbridge!

Anyway - lots to do so enjoy your day!

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 8:35 AM

HI MAGDA <3

barkeep, i'll take a snapple

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 8:40 AM

KELKHIL

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:

*GLOMP*!!!!!!

Hiya LA! Of course we still have the Good Stuff!

How ya been?

Mags - Good ta see ya visitin' me Pub. *whispers*although I think the Jayne bot might be a bit jealous of the pics ya posted

Howdy howdy All!

only a couple days left until the He arrives!

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 8:52 AM

And a HUGE GLOMP to you too , my favorite shirtless bartender

All's shiny here in my corner of the verse

I bet you can hardly wait for the little one to arrive

I know your lovely wife must be more than ready by now

Oh and ...can I get a margarita please ????

MAGDA ! ((((HUGS)))) I'm so happy for you

Bryce
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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 9:34 AM

KELKHIL

*runs in and makes a Super Large Strawberry Margarita for LA*

Yup Laurelin is more than ready for the arrival!

Great ta see ya back Lassy!

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 9:50 AM

Many thanks Shirtless One

I just sent you a pm...I hope you got it & it's not lost in cyberspace somewhere :)

Bryce
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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 10:26 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
LA wanders in after a long absence....

*Dances merrily around her favorite cousin
Then proceeds with the secret handshake

*gets dizzy watching her cousin dance around her but is still able to manage the secret handshake*

It is so good to see you!

It has been too long. And we always keep some of the good stuff here for you.

Magda: I'm just glad that you are happy.

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 10:38 AM

KELKHIL

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:

I just sent you a pm...I hope you got it & it's not lost in cyberspace somewhere :)

Yup I got your PM so no cyberspace lostness for it.... although I sent you a Message in response and it appears to have met that fate (it did not show up in my sent items bucket) so let me know if'n you did not recieve it OK Lassy! I will send you another one if that is the case!

Whims - Hiya Lassy! *gets Whimsy a whiskey* Hope your world is doing well! *glomp*

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 11:12 AM

I did indeed get the pm ,Shiirtless One.

LA loves her cousin Whimsy ..so she stops dancing around her & just gives her a great big GLOMP !!!!

Bryce
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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 11:21 AM

lotta glompin goin on round the bar today..think that's my cue to skidaddle... *shifty eyes*

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 11:39 AM

*is glomped by both Kelkhil and LA and likes it*

All is shiny in my 'verse Kelkhil. I hope it is the same with you.

*downs the wiskey*

Whim loves her cousin LA right back.

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 11:43 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

*tacklehugs freelancer before she goes*

*waves to whimsy*

Banners, Avatars, LJ Icons and other fun stuff at www.desktophippie.com

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 12:46 PM

GAAAAAAAAAH!!! HELP! *blinks at DTH* hello, mate.

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 12:57 PM

Wow, glomps everywhere. *quietly disappears*

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Wednesday, April 2, 2008 5:34 AM

*waves to DTH*

Good to see you. :smile*

Awfully quite in here this morning...

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Wednesday, April 2, 2008 5:52 AM

Morning all...

HUGS Magda...Ok so have to talk to you later sweety. SO incredibly glad you're happy and I know just what you mean about being wrapped up in the joy

HUGS HUGS HUGS LA... hey sweety how are you??

HUGS Whims... ok calling you later today:) Miss you

Ok has anyone spoken to or seen Jimi?? Getting worried!!

HUGS everyone:)

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Wednesday, April 2, 2008 6:16 AM

ZEROKIRYU

*Waits*

*Waits*

*Pounces*

*Glomps Whim, LA, Magda, and Msb in one giant glomp*

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Wednesday, April 2, 2008 6:32 AM

HUGS Zero

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