Last day to vote is Mother's Day by Elwoodmom

Toomanymemories, thanks for your votes!

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Saturday, May 8, 2004 7:02 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
>>Just goes to show we have the coolest Mom ever!<<

How sweet! Well, you are younger than me, I'm sure. I hit the big 4-0 last February!

Not by much...I'm hitting 3-8 next month..LOL

Btw Mom, if ya ever need to borrow my whip to keep Gunhand in line just let me know.

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Saturday, May 8, 2004 7:44 PM

A wha-ip?

Great now I have weird lion tamer visions running through my head.

Weeeeeird.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Saturday, May 8, 2004 8:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
A wha-ip?

Great now I have weird lion tamer visions running through my head.

Weeeeeird.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

Well, that's what you get for putting that image of Jayne singing "I Feel Pretty" in my head. Evil, evil man that you are.

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Saturday, May 8, 2004 8:26 PM

Hehe, well that's what happens when it's a rainy day and I'm bored. I plot episodes that never were.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Saturday, May 8, 2004 9:11 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
Hehe, well that's what happens when it's a rainy day and I'm bored. I plot episodes that never were.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

Well, we'll just have to keep you occupied in the future, I think my brain might explode from another of those images...LOL

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Saturday, May 8, 2004 9:15 PM

Yeah well Jayne singing that song was something that just seemed perfect to me and fitting.

Which is why I'll never become a rich and famous televion/movie writer because I'd have people calling for the straightjacket everytime I pitched a scene.

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Saturday, May 8, 2004 9:46 PM

It was highly disturbing, is what it was...in a "I had to leave the room till I stopped laughing so I could type a response" way.

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Saturday, May 8, 2004 9:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Neroli:
It was highly disturbing, is what it was...in a "I had to leave the room till I stopped laughing so I could type a response" way.

Woohoo!

*puts a gold star on the side of his keyboard*

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Sunday, May 9, 2004 12:44 AM

Yeah, yeah...it's only funny till I ruin my keyboard by spitting Mountain Dew all over it.

And dang it, how does one get that song dislodged? It's back again...~hears "I feel pretty...oh so pretty..." off in the distance~

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Sunday, May 9, 2004 12:46 AM

Well could be worse, I didn't say WHICH DVD he watched that had that song on it. Now picture him singing along with Jack Nicholson in Anger Management and it gets all manner of more warped.

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Sunday, May 9, 2004 12:53 AM

Oh dear lord...you are one sick, evil, twisted man...probably why I am your groupie...LOL

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Sunday, May 9, 2004 12:56 AM

I do try, I really do...

Hehehe.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Sunday, May 9, 2004 1:06 AM

Yes, I can tell...~sighs~

Good thing I still have some ammo in my personal arsenal.

Note to Malicious and Mom: I am trying to be good, honest I am!

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Sunday, May 9, 2004 2:22 AM

IAMJACKSUSERNAME

Well, I'm all right. - Mal

Wash doesn't have a chance of winning, but I gotta vote for him - my favorite character in the show by far.
--
I am Jack's username
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Support our serial killers.

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Sunday, May 9, 2004 3:07 AM

ATHERTON

Best Male: Jayne
Best Female: Saffron

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Sunday, May 9, 2004 3:47 AM

"Note to Malicious and Mom: I am trying to be good, honest I am!"

Neroli,
As your older sister (I'll be 40 and 1/2 on May 19th. I keep typing that on these boards...I hope SOMEONE takes the hint and throws me a surprise party!!), I will take the high road and forgive you. See? I am the bigger person.

Mal-licious

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Sunday, May 9, 2004 4:12 AM

Let's have a Mother's Day cheer for our virtual 'Mom. We'd have done cyber breakfast-in-bed, but virtual pancakes lack something. And syrup is just too sticky to get near keyboards.

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Sunday, May 9, 2004 4:20 AM

DARKJESTER

OK, procrastinating as usual, better get my votes in!

Favorite Male Character - Jayne. I just like the way he can be good, but NEVER by following his instincts.
Favoprite Female Character - Kaylee. She strikes me as the best friend anyone could ever have.

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

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Sunday, May 9, 2004 4:20 AM

Happy Mother's Day.

And what is it with all the May-June birthdays around here?

Or half-birthdays as the case may be in some cases as previously noted.

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Sunday, May 9, 2004 4:52 AM

Happy Mother's Day to all the moms!! They ROCK. I say, sticky syrup for everyone--on me!

So to speak.

Mal-licious

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Sunday, May 9, 2004 4:54 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Neroli:
Yes, I can tell...~sighs~

Good thing I still have some ammo in my personal arsenal.

Note to Malicious and Mom: I am trying to be good, honest I am!

Good girl!

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Sunday, May 9, 2004 4:59 AM

Thanks to Darkjester, Iamjackusername and Atherton for their votes. And thanks to Delia, Malicious and Gunhand for their Mother's Day wishes!

Off I go to brunch, be back later to tally!

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Sunday, May 9, 2004 6:50 AM

Okay, everyone, see who's in the lead now!

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Sunday, May 9, 2004 7:30 AM

Happy Mother's Day Mom!!!

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Sunday, May 9, 2004 7:34 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
"Note to Malicious and Mom: I am trying to be good, honest I am!"

Neroli,
As your older sister (I'll be 40 and 1/2 on May 19th. I keep typing that on these boards...I hope SOMEONE takes the hint and throws me a surprise party!!), I will take the high road and forgive you. See? I am the bigger person.

Mal-licious

LOL....all right, all right, I concede, OLDER Sis is the bigger person.

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Sunday, May 9, 2004 7:42 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Okay, everyone, see who's in the lead now!

WHOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! ~Jayne styled, of course~

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Sunday, May 9, 2004 9:12 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Okay, everyone, see who's in the lead now!

And to think this whole thing got started because he was complaining about the attention Nathan and Alan got! I sure hope that if Adam is reading this, he's feeling vindicated.

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Sunday, May 9, 2004 10:20 AM

FIREFLYWILDCARD1

come on you firefly fans, don't let the good ol' Cap fall behind JAYNE....hee hee

I already voted so I can't help Mal's count.

I like Jayne but Mal just makes such great angst, and I LOVE angst so...

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Sunday, May 9, 2004 10:32 AM

CYBERSNARK

The girl I'd most like to be with: Kaylee.

The guy I'd most like to be: Mal.

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Oh, what is it called...hmmmm...oh yes, herpes!

Actually, since this is a Joss show, I think syphilis is the running standard (see every episode of Buffy or Angel that mentioned venereal diseases).

-----
We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

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Sunday, May 9, 2004 1:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fireflywildcard1:
come on you firefly fans, don't let the good ol' Cap fall behind JAYNE....hee hee

I already voted so I can't help Mal's count.

Actually, If you have some fake friends, they can vote! All you have to do is say that their dogs ate their computer...but don't tell anyone I told you that. I could get in trouble with Mom and nobody wants that!

Mal-licious

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Sunday, May 9, 2004 1:57 PM

My dogs actually could eat a computer so it's not so far fetched! And I really don't want to think what the mule or the goats could do to a line of Dells...

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Sunday, May 9, 2004 2:20 PM

Well take them out in the yard and toss them a keyboard, see how they like it. Then work up to the hard drive and then the printer and monitor. You can use the one I have at work!

Mal-licious

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Sunday, May 9, 2004 5:26 PM

Hi, all. Be back soon. Meanwhile, check the tally!

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Sunday, May 9, 2004 5:33 PM

Downright creepifying when I have 40% of Wash's score and I wasn't even on it. Man Alan is gonna see this and come over my house with a dinosaur or something...well either that or sit and laugh a ton because he beat me so badly.

Actually the dinosaur thing would be pretty shiny. So if he's reading this, come on over! I think there are a few beers left and I know I have some tacky Hawaiian shirts that put yours to shame.

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Sunday, May 9, 2004 7:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Neroli:
Happy Mother's Day Mom!!!

Aw, thanks! I had a great day!

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Sunday, May 9, 2004 7:11 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Delia:
Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Okay, everyone, see who's in the lead now!

And to think this whole thing got started because he was complaining about the attention Nathan and Alan got! I sure hope that if Adam is reading this, he's feeling vindicated.

You know, Delia, you're right. I need to forward the final results to AB somehow. However, Mal is now only 1 vote behind. I sure hope this doesn't end up a tie!

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Sunday, May 9, 2004 7:14 PM

>>Actually, since this is a Joss show, I think syphilis is the running standard (see every episode of Buffy or Angel that mentioned venereal diseases).<<

Thanks for your vote, and for the lesson in venereal deseases!

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Sunday, May 9, 2004 7:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Quote:
Originally posted by fireflywildcard1:
come on you firefly fans, don't let the good ol' Cap fall behind JAYNE....hee hee

I already voted so I can't help Mal's count.

Actually, If you have some fake friends, they can vote! All you have to do is say that their dogs ate their computer...but don't tell anyone I told you that. I could get in trouble with Mom and nobody wants that!

Mal-licious

TOO LATE. No jello for you tonight!

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Sunday, May 9, 2004 7:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
Downright creepifying when I have 40% of Wash's score and I wasn't even on it. Man Alan is gonna see this and come over my house with a dinosaur or something...well either that or sit and laugh a ton because he beat me so badly.

Actually the dinosaur thing would be pretty shiny. So if he's reading this, come on over! I think there are a few beers left and I know I have some tacky Hawaiian shirts that put yours to shame.

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Hey everyone, Gunhand got his 4th, yes, 4th vote on the old thread! Aren't we proud? About this Wash thing. Maybe you should be a little worried that he'll send his wife over to work you over, and not in a good way!

I'm going over now to tell your new fan that her vote counts!
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Sunday, May 9, 2004 10:03 PM

Actually if Zoe showed up I'd be all manner of okay with that.

Now if she brought Lawrence Fishbourne with her then I'd worry a bit, I have a feeling that man would put up one hellacious fight.

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Sunday, May 9, 2004 10:43 PM

ZORIAH

What time is it? Is it over yet? Do I get to break out into the Jayne song?

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Sunday, May 9, 2004 11:00 PM

Well seeing as how it's after midnight in all US timezones I'm assuming that it could be over...

So start the Jayne songs, bang on trashcans and slam cardoors.

Yay!

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Sunday, May 9, 2004 11:09 PM

ZORIAH

Jayne!
The Man they call Jayne!

He robbed from the rich
and he gave to the poor.
Stood up to the man
and gave him what for.
Our love for him now
ain't hard to explain.
The hero of Canton
the man they call Jayne.

Our Jayne saw the mudders' backs breakin'.
He saw the mudders' lament.
And he saw the Magistrate takin'
every dollar and leavin' five cents.
So he said: "You can't do that to my people."
He said "You can't crush them under your heel."
So Jayne strapped on his hat
and in 5 seconds flat
stole everythin' Boss Higgins had to steal.

He robbed from the rich
and he gave to the poor.
Stood up to the man
and gave him what for.
Our love for him now
ain't hard to explain.
The hero of Canton
the man they call Jayne.

Now here is what separates heroes
from common folk like you and I.
The man they call Jayne
he turned 'round his plane
and let that money hit sky.

He dropped it onto our houses
he dropped it into our yards.
The man they called Jayne
he stole away our pain
and headed out for the stars!

(Here we go!)

He robbed from the rich
and he gave to the poor.
Stood up to the man
and gave him what for.
Our love for him now
ain't hard to explain.
The hero of Canton
the man they call Jayne

Woohooo! Way to go ya big sexy man ape! I hope AB feels mighty gratified.

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Monday, May 10, 2004 6:16 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
Well seeing as how it's after midnight in all US timezones I'm assuming that it could be over...

So start the Jayne songs, bang on trashcans and slam cardoors.

Yay!

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

True, but some people voted on the old thread late last night. On my way now to see what time they posted!

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Monday, May 10, 2004 6:34 AM

Everyone, here's the last 3 entries on the old thread:

Metropolis, May 9, 20:12, voted for both Wash and Jayne...I just asked him/her to pick one.

Weerwolf, May 9, 21:12, voted for Mal and Zoe

Sasja, well, I'm guessing May 10, since the post says 00:34, voted for Mal and Zoe.

Hmmm...I guess I have to take away Sasja's vote, since by my calculations, this person voted at 12:34AM on Monday. Let me know if I'm wrong in that regard.

Now, it is a tie between Jayne and Mal, UNLESS Metropolis votes for Jayne over Wash. Nobody pressure Metropolis, we'll just patiently wait for a reply on the old thread.

Oh, the anticipation! I'm not updating the tallies unitl this is resolved. I guess this shows that both Mal/Nathan and Jayne/Adam are winners regardless, since it's been a close race since day 1!

For the womenfolk, Kaylee is the clearcut winner, with 20 votes over Zoe's 15.

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Monday, May 10, 2004 6:45 AM

And another thing. Gunhand, no threatening Metropolis with physical force!

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Monday, May 10, 2004 7:18 AM

Okay, the Buffy voting thread is off and running, under the title "Let the Cast Reviewing Continue . . ." So go vote.

Hey, Elwoodmom, when you have your winners all decided, and we've done all three polls, we should have a championship match, and pit the winners from the individual series against each other. Could be fun. Thoughts?

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Monday, May 10, 2004 7:40 AM

Well, Elwoodmom, if you're stuck with a tie, you could always have a 24 hour runoff vote. One vote per person, Mal or Jayne.

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Monday, May 10, 2004 7:48 AM