Imponderables: Saw Hell In A Dream by nvghostrider

Wow. So many variables.

SO one story I was formulating took into consideration people who were in between the living and the dead. Kinda the hybrid alien/human thing as a form of evolution and adaptation.

Hybrid alien or hybrid zombie?

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Friday, March 20, 2009 2:34 PM

ooh, i wanna be a hybrid zombiealienhuman somthing.

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Friday, March 20, 2009 2:42 PM

LEOPARDFLAN

I'd like to be an alien/elf hybrid XD

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Friday, March 20, 2009 3:06 PM

well, part of you would still have to be human :P cuz u are

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Friday, March 20, 2009 3:08 PM

DO the aliens have nifty metabolisms that let them eat all they want and not gain weight??? 'Cause I'd like that

oooooh oooh and can they reproduce without morning sickness and the tons of other pains and indignities that come with it??

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
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It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Friday, March 20, 2009 3:15 PM

LEOPARDFLAN

I'm sure there'd have to be a type of alien in the 'verse that could do such a thing, yes.

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Saturday, March 21, 2009 3:34 PM

NAVYSEILS

What if it was zombie-aliens... then we'd really be donald ducked.

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Monday, March 23, 2009 5:31 AM

Donald is right. Now I gotta adjust my plans. Thanks Navy.

Good morining Ponderers.

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Monday, March 23, 2009 7:02 AM

Wait now we're making plans to deal with a zombie Donald invasion???

The variables involved are very complex...plus the fact that he never wears pants kinda creeps me out.

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Monday, March 23, 2009 8:04 AM

LOLZ, very subtly perverted cartoon :P

please, no zombie ducks. *remembers zombie crows from resident evil and shudders* zombie animals are never a good thing

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Monday, March 23, 2009 8:18 AM

Found I will be going to Vegas with two kids on April 16, 17, and 18. Not happy but not mad. Just kinda bleh.

It could be worse. I am getting paid for the trip and I might get to fit in some shooting at a field on the evening of the 16th.

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Monday, March 23, 2009 8:19 AM

Well the vet says the kitty is doing much better. Not totally cured but one of the levels that was crazy high is down into the acceptable realm again. Another one is still double what it should be, but they think that means it was an infection and hopefully she can recover from it.

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Monday, March 23, 2009 8:23 AM

Oh that's wonderful Zeek... HUGS

hmmm

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Monday, March 23, 2009 8:38 AM

awesome, zeek ^_^

my car battery decided it wanted to die this morning, the bf thinks its bad terminals (even though its been running on the same terminals since before i owned it, but i know these things wear out) i think it mightve been the headlights draining it cuz it was overcast yesterday and i was driving with lights, but i don't remember turning them off (normally when i open my car door the dash will beep at me if the lights are on, but it hasn't been doing that lately probably because the switch is broken), but both the bf and i can attest to the fact that the lights weren't on last night, and he said i'd have to leave the lights on overnight to kill it. course, i'm wondering if the battery had burned out by the time night rolled around so the lights just went out because of lack of power ><;;
eighty bucks down the drain it looks like. tryna secure a voltmeter to check the battery, see if it's really dead. i love machines @_@

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Monday, March 23, 2009 9:28 AM

Any major auto parts store usually tests batteries and alternators for free. Give your nearest one a call to see if the do. If your terminal(s) or cable(s) is/are bad either the alternator will not fully charge the battery and/or the battery will not run the cars various operating systems at full charge. It will be much cheaper to diagnose the problem before buying a battery, cables, terminals, or an alternator right from the initial problem. Some places will let you do this to make a quick buck off the unknowing customer.

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Monday, March 23, 2009 11:18 AM

Listen to him FLT.. he's incredible with cars... all those bizzare jibberish words that car people throw about actually make sense to him.

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Monday, March 23, 2009 11:18 AM

Listen to him FLT.. he's incredible with cars... all those bizzare jibberish words that car people throw about actually make sense to him.

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Monday, March 23, 2009 12:43 PM

Ooh. Double posty goodness.

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Monday, March 23, 2009 1:12 PM

NV I blame Peanut..sucking out my brain cells

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
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Monday, March 23, 2009 2:47 PM

thanks NV, the bf checked out the battery when he got home (always good to have a mechanic for a boyfriend ^_^) and jumped it with his car. he said the alternator was charging once Serenity started running and told me to either let it idle or drive it around a bit, so i drove it. retested the battery when i got back and said it looked ok, but the real test would be whether or not it would start in the mornin. i guess we'll see when the sun comes up ^_^ *crosses fingers that Serenity pulls through*

lolz, MsA i think its so cute that u call him (or her) peanut :P

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Monday, March 23, 2009 3:49 PM

Actually it was NV that came up with the name Peanut ( til we know what gender)

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Monday, March 23, 2009 4:26 PM

i still think it's cute :P way to go NV ^_^

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Tuesday, March 24, 2009 5:26 AM

It's also still cold and all so that in itself will help kill a battery. If he's a mechanic he probably cleaned the battery posts and terminals which accounts for many issues with cold starting.

She was calling it a bean for a while but changed to peanut at my request.

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Tuesday, March 24, 2009 5:31 AM

Not a fan of beans?

And is there some sort of honey roasted peanut shortage? Seriously I can't find jars of them anywhere in austin anymore. All they carry is dry roasted. I don't even get jars of them often but for some reason I wanted one there weren't any. I've gotten so curious I've checked at Super Target and Super Walmart and nothing. Honey bees all died out or something?

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Tuesday, March 24, 2009 5:58 AM

Try gas stations and convenience stores. They have the litle packets of Planters, 2 for a dollar. I like the salty sweet without having too much sugar or salt. Not good for the bod. Plus protein from the peanut.

Arrrgghhhh. Peanut intensive morning.

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Tuesday, March 24, 2009 6:55 AM

Very Peanut intensive morning... porr NV didn't even get a happy birthday from me until I was halfway to work... The exhaustion and nausea blinded me..

Gonna make a fab cake and nifty dinner to make up for it

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Tuesday, March 24, 2009 6:57 AM

Oooh, cakes and pies, cakes and pies!

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Tuesday, March 24, 2009 7:44 AM

hmmmm

chocolate cake and pecan pie

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Tuesday, March 24, 2009 7:47 AM

I take it you've never seen The Nutty Professor with Eddie Murphy.

Crazy wimmens.

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Tuesday, March 24, 2009 9:22 AM

Ponder: How do marketing people sleep at night?
Evidence: "Decorative jalapeño pepper design coordinates with any decor."
Reason I saw this: I love surfing the deals sites and I just had to see what a quesadilla maker is. Trust me it does not coordinate with any decor.

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Tuesday, March 24, 2009 10:46 AM

Funny, I've thought the same thing about most everything advertized on TV. What about the gadget guy that DOES NOTHING BUT SCREAM AT YOU.

BUY THIS FUCKING THING SO I CAN STILL AFFORD DYE FOR MY HEAD AND BEARD. I ALREADY HAVE TOO MUCH MONEY BUT BUY THIS THING SO I CAN KEEP AFFORDING HOOKERS WHO LET ME...

Eewww.

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Tuesday, March 24, 2009 10:56 AM

At least his lies are slightly more concealed. You might actually believe that oxyclean can get out stains from a shirt soaked in ink and dried in the sun for 3 months. You'd have to be an idiot but at least they try pretty hard to pull it off.

Though I guess it all comes down to greed. If someone can fleece someone else out of money and live with themselves then they'll do it. They probably just convince themselves that a fool and his money are soon parted and they're just getting their piece.

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Tuesday, March 24, 2009 11:05 AM

I've zoned out so much advertizement that it takes me seeing a commercial four or five times before it really grabs me. Even then I forget it in a short amount of time.

Like the gum commercial where the goat rams the dude in the guts to get him to spit out his old gum. I must have laughed at that commercial for two months before ever getting what it was for.

I've never been too well swayed by television commercials unless I was supremely hungry or really, REALLY wanted a beer.

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-Loretta Lynn

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Tuesday, March 24, 2009 11:20 AM

Yeah I love how so many commercials never get the point across about what they're even advertising. Even some commercials that I like or find funny I can't remember what they're for.

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Tuesday, March 24, 2009 12:23 PM

NV no I have not seen the Nutty Professor

Ok gotta lie down now... the throwing up has stopped and I am trying to keep it down

The shouty man annoys me

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Tuesday, March 24, 2009 1:47 PM

CALIFORNIAKAYLEE

Quote:
Originally posted by Zeek:
Ponder: How do marketing people sleep at night?

Most of them don't have souls at all anymore Zeek, so I think they just lose consciousness at night. Or cease to exist, I'm not sure.

This summer it'll be 10 years since I started looking, and so far I've found one marketing guy who still has his soul and yet also has an impressive resume. And I'm not sharing him!

(Happy Birthday NVG!!)

~CK

You can't take the sky from me...

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Tuesday, March 24, 2009 2:26 PM

SERENITY LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!! *throws confetti* whatever happened to her, it weren't nuthin big cuz after jumpstarting her we let her sit overnight and she still runs this mornin ^_^ and afternoon, and evening. teehee, i love my little firefly.

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Wednesday, March 25, 2009 4:38 AM

Yay on your car:)

OK must lie down...I really need to keep this breakfast down

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Wednesday, March 25, 2009 5:35 AM

So, lie down already! NVG I think we need to get you one of those beds with the straps they have in nut houses. Otherwise MsA will keep getting up to type "I need to lie down".

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Wednesday, March 25, 2009 5:45 AM

lol XD eeeeasy zeek, or the peanut might have to kick your ass for harrassing his/her mother :P

preggie pops not workin, MsA? :\

you'd think we would have evolved out of morning sickness by now. the mother needs to eat to nourish the baby, but the baby being there somehow makes her nauseous (and often throw up what she's just eaten). kind of counterproductive, isnt it?

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Wednesday, March 25, 2009 5:53 AM

Pops had to be ordered. Hopefully they wil be here sooon.

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Wednesday, March 25, 2009 5:54 AM

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Originally posted by freelancertex:
lol XD eeeeasy zeek, or the peanut might have to kick your ass for harrassing his/her mother :P

Eh I probably still have a few months before I have to worry about that. Plus it'll have a self destruct button for a while and I know the secret location. I could so take a baby in a fight.

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Wednesday, March 25, 2009 5:57 AM

fun, saltines and soda it is then ><;; methinks they need to sell the pops in stores...would make sense :P or at least have em in doctor's offices n such.

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Wednesday, March 25, 2009 8:03 AM

I'd think they would have come up with a cure , but it, like many thngs, fall under the heading " oh it's just part of pregnancy. We don't really know why it happens 'cause we don't research it...'cause it's part of pregnancy."

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Wednesday, March 25, 2009 8:47 AM

well thats dumb :P lol.

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Wednesday, March 25, 2009 9:15 AM

RHYIANAN

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Originally posted by MsA:
I'd think they would have come up with a cure , but it, like many thngs, fall under the heading " oh it's just part of pregnancy. We don't really know why it happens 'cause we don't research it...'cause it's part of pregnancy."

Well, part of the problem is that if they research it and find something that suppresses the morning sickness, but that ultimately is proven to harm the child, then there's a huge class action suit. Fetuses are extremely sensitive, so finding a way to treat it that isn't harmful in some way to the child is the greatest challenge.

I think that nobody's done it for that reason, and that (and MsA is going to throw something at me for this) morning sickness is more annoying than harmful. Obviously since children are born every day, the mother can deal with it and manage to nourish the child adequately despite of the morning sickness.

I'm a leaf on the wind

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Wednesday, March 25, 2009 9:57 AM

I won't throw anything... however that depends ( the able to nourish) there are a certain percentage of moms who get hospitalized do to malnourishment and dehydration from morning sickness..
Don't know as I'd describe it as annoying.. it's basically like having severe stomach flu all the time. You throw up all day and night and if you're not throwing up you're severly nauseous ( I especially love when I wake up at night and have to throw up) Does make for interesting meetings...gigglesnort.. " um excuse me I have to...( run for door)"
But yes it's hard to study pregnant women 'cause you don't want to have a negative effect on the baby.

So you should all feel really bad for poor NV who's having to do practically everything 'cause I'm too busy throwing up or lying perfectly still so I don't throw up.

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Wednesday, March 25, 2009 9:59 AM

Do you really think NVG wants to trade places? I think I'll stick with being sorry for you.

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Wednesday, March 25, 2009 10:50 AM