CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: AIM TO MISBEHAVE #11 by TenthCrewMember

Grats, PDCHARLES!

Among Simon's many near miraculous talents for alienating folks, showing his ear wax to a girl ranked pretty high.

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Tuesday, September 15, 2009 12:33 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Simon: Command, this is Alpha Bravo Team, we've been cut off by the Independents and they seem to be using...Oh, go se! You won't believe this, Command, but they're using...dinosaurs...
Command(via earpiece): Copy, Alpha Bra--did you say dinosaurs?!!?

OR

Simon: I can kill you with my brain...I can kill you with my brain...I can kill y--
River(OS): You are such a boob.

BWAH!

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Tuesday, September 15, 2009 2:12 AM

MUTT999

Simon (to Kaylee): "You're WHAT?!!!"

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Tuesday, September 15, 2009 2:46 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by Mutt999:

Simon (to Kaylee): "You're WHAT?!!!"

Oh my...I can see that as a great cliffhanger at the end of Season 2...had there been a Season 2. I can also see Mal referring to the spawn as a "Terrifying Space Monkey" or even "Li'l Greasemonkey"! LOL!

Needless to say, this makes the list for voting already! ;) That means the rest of you Captioneers need to step up!

BWAH!

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Tuesday, September 15, 2009 3:57 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Simon: Command, this is Alpha Bravo Team, we've been cut off by the Independents and they seem to be using...Oh, go se! You won't believe this, Command, but they're using...dinosaurs...
Command(via earpiece): Copy, Alpha Bra--did you say dinosaurs?!!?

With a quality entry like this, you make it hard for me to win! LOL. You'll have my vote, though.

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Tuesday, September 15, 2009 4:10 AM

CYBERSNARK

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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

". . . Where's that 'reset' button. . ."

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Tuesday, September 15, 2009 9:33 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
Among Simon's many near miraculous talents for alienating folks, showing his ear wax to a girl ranked pretty high.

Oh, I dunno, this entry isn't so luh suh. ;) I s'pect it will make the voting too.

And thanks for the compliment, but you know I'm ineligible to win, so even *if* I put my own in the voting *and* I win (which I think has happened once to date and even that was a tie), I still award to the next highest vote getter. I just enjoy playing, which is why I made the game in the first place, with the hopes that others would enjoy it too...seems they do (5 years and 4 incarnations evidences this, yes?).

Game on!

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Tuesday, September 15, 2009 9:40 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Simon: So, umm, is it bad if I opened the airlock while we were in the Black?
Mal(OS): Depends, did we lose anything valuable?
Simon: Just...uh...Jayne? *whince*
Mal(OS): Well, nothing to fret then, was gonna do that my own self.

BWAH!

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Tuesday, September 15, 2009 9:53 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Woot! thx guys!

Stitch Hessian: (OS, singing) .....I don't know much, but I know I love youououuu... that would be... all I need to kno oh oh ohwww.

(yes, Aaron Neville)

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Tuesday, September 15, 2009 10:15 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by pdcharles:
Stitch Hessian: (OS, singing) .....I don't know much, but I know I love youououuu... that would be... all I need to kno oh oh ohwww.

(yes, Aaron Neville)

TCM: Now that's downright disturbin'.

:P

BWAH!

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Tuesday, September 15, 2009 10:43 AM

TRAVELER

Simon explains the best way to baby-sit Jayne is to smile, nod occasionally, and put cotton in your ears.

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Tuesday, September 15, 2009 11:42 AM

Quote:

Simon's accounts having been frozen, he fell back on the thing he knew best.
SIMON: 475 gets rid of all the ear hair and provides a dozen touch-ups

bun
Frisky Browncoat

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Tuesday, September 15, 2009 12:08 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

JOSS(os):"Sean? Would you like your treatment?"

OR

Mal(os):"See? It's hilarious! You touch a specific spot right above the temple and his mouth automatically opens..."

OR

SIMON:"I need Alliance chasing after me like i need a hole in the head!"

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Tuesday, September 15, 2009 4:45 PM

KHAMBILO

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

SIMON: Jayne, I really don't want to know how you got that up there. River, can you hand me the forceps?

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Tuesday, September 15, 2009 8:10 PM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Thought I posted this this morning, but I guess not.

Simon:" Lemmee see, I had this in MedaCad-- The ear bone is connected to the, uh, head bone. The head bone is connected to the neck bone."

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Tuesday, September 15, 2009 10:06 PM

DMAANLILEILTT

Simon finally learned the truth about why he was in the top 3%:
Simon: There's a crayon in my brain..?

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Wednesday, September 16, 2009 5:18 AM

Quote:

Simon liked to keep a cigarette tucked up over his ear to look cool and tough.
Then one day it broke.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
maybe try one of Jayne's cigars?

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Wednesday, September 16, 2009 3:22 PM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse

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"We're walking in the Aiiiiirrr-----am I in tune?"

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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Wednesday, September 16, 2009 3:43 PM

Simon: You put a-what kind of eel in my ear?
Jayne: Ceti.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Wednesday, September 16, 2009 3:47 PM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse

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Originally posted by peacekeeper:
Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
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"The Babel Fish is small,yellow,leech-like and enables me to understand every language in the universe----all except for this Fox exec!!!!!

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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Wednesday, September 16, 2009 3:49 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Simon: FUN?! Yeah, this is 'fun', being forced to the ass-end of the internet, get to be captioned on some luh-suh game while people laugh. Fun.

OR

Simon: So...you're...a Reaver?
Reaver(OS): BLERRGGAARRGGHGRRARGH!
Simon: How's your medical plan?

OR

Simon: Hey, Mal, you're missing your, uh...

OR

Simon: You fiddled with it.
Mal(OS): Yeah. Well. Listen, can you reattach it again or what?

BWAH!

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Wednesday, September 16, 2009 4:06 PM

FREEBROWNCOAT

Just some really good Captions this week. Lots of material to work with. How can you go wrong with Simon to put the zinger to?

"Why? Is there someone you ARE good at talking to?"

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Wednesday, September 16, 2009 5:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

KAYLEE (OS): Highly skilled surgeon who can't follow instructions for a simple universal salute? I'm beginning to have my doubts.

bun
Frisky Browncoat

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Thursday, September 17, 2009 12:57 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
KAYLEE (OS): Highly skilled surgeon who can't follow instructions for a simple universal salute? I'm beginning to have my doubts.

Just when I think everyone's going "how can I top those captions?", along comes Bun with something special, as always. You may not always win, Bun, hun, but you certainly have a way of bringing out the shiny in this game.

Simon: No, Captain, I...uhh...really can't say why there is...uhh...engine grease did you say? Yeah, why that is in the infirmary...and my bunk...and the lavatory...and uhh...on the dining table...
Mal(OS): OH GOD! I CAN'T KNOW THAT!!!

BWAH!

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Thursday, September 17, 2009 2:52 AM

DAVESHAYNE

Simon: Ok, now everybody touch your ears. Gotcha! I didn't say "Simon Says."

David

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Thursday, September 17, 2009 2:59 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:

Simon: Ok, now everybody touch your ears. Gotcha! I didn't say "Simon Says."

I'm having another of those "How can I top those captions?" moments. :) Truly, this round already proves to be a fff.net highlight, despite the outcome.

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Thursday, September 17, 2009 3:09 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:

Simon: Ok, now everybody touch your ears. Gotcha! I didn't say "Simon Says."

I'm having another of those "How can I top those captions?" moments. :) Truly, this round already proves to be a fff.net highlight, despite the outcome.

Ayup. And how we all missed that obvious mark until now...roflmao! Good one, daveshayne!

Do not envy me this week, friends, for trying to keep the number of finalists within a realm of reason might prove painful...

BWAH!

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Thursday, September 17, 2009 3:34 AM

And now for the obligatory sexual reference (as I ran out of everything else):

Kaylee showed the good Doctor that, indeed, the male brain can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds, given adequate, erm, 'vacuuming systems.'

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Thursday, September 17, 2009 10:40 AM

MUTT999

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
And now for the obligatory sexual reference (as I ran out of everything else):

Kaylee showed the good Doctor that, indeed, the male brain can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds, given adequate, erm, 'vacuuming systems.'

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LOL!
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Thursday, September 17, 2009 10:34 PM

CHOLLETT

Simon: "Sooo, over the next few years my sister will be an alien, a possessed sorority sister, a killer robot and an employee of a corrupt underground organization.....and i thought our childhood was complicated!"

OR

Sean: "I'm gonna get WHAT? My God, Joss, you DO have a thing for putting things in your characters' guts, dont you?"

OR

Simon was surprised, to say the least, when he walked in on Kaylee's nekkid surprise party idea, with the whole crew involved. Then Jayne started dancing.

OR

Simon: "The hammer is your WHAT?"

hmm...not my best week! Oh well. Good captions to you all!

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Friday, September 18, 2009 4:07 PM

Simon: You use a post holer for what now, Kaylee?

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Friday, September 18, 2009 4:07 PM

Simon: You use a post holer for what now, Kaylee?

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Friday, September 18, 2009 4:07 PM

Sorry, don't know why it posted three times (no post-pun intended!)

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Saturday, September 19, 2009 5:33 AM

CHAPTERANDVERSE

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The Tams: Killing people with their brains since 2490

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Saturday, September 19, 2009 11:33 AM

Shouldn't we qualify asarian's sig line as an entry?
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here."
(credit asarian)

bun
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrh!

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Saturday, September 19, 2009 12:26 PM

KINGEICHOLZ

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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

I wish I was AS SMART AS KING J EICHOLZ

SEXC

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Sunday, September 20, 2009 12:35 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1107555

VOTE NOW!

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Sunday, September 20, 2009 3:19 PM

bumpity vote

bun

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Sunday, September 20, 2009 3:47 PM

FREEBROWNCOAT

"Do these tightpants make me look fat?"

VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE

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Tuesday, September 22, 2009 1:02 AM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse

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Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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Tuesday, September 22, 2009 3:18 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Voting ends today!

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Wednesday, September 23, 2009 8:47 AM

bumpito

bun

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Wednesday, September 23, 2009 10:12 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Shouldn't we qualify asarian's sig line as an entry?
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here."
(credit asarian)

bun
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrh!

I actually meant to comment on this earlier, but I forgot. Still, gotta say, this was a very clever entry! And one for which you deserve all credit your own self. Your 'salute' entry was pretty smart, too; like most of your submissions: subtle, not crass, and almost always deserving of special commendation. :)

See ya next round!

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Thursday, September 24, 2009 7:17 AM