Mal: Bad in the latin, but good in the life altering quotes by zark1976

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Mal: Bad in the latin, but good in the life altering quotes

POSTED BY: ZARK1976
UPDATED: Thursday, June 24, 2004 09:44
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Tuesday, June 22, 2004 1:55 PM

ZARK1976

Well, here's a list of ten Mal quotes that could be considered for life lessons. I only pulled from about half the episodes, so odds are i could'a made this list longer, but here y'are.

1. That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way.
2. Way it is is the way it is. We got to deal with what's in front of us.
3. the woods are the only place I can see a clear path.
4. I do the job. I get paid. And that's all.
5. If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.
6. when a man's engaging in clandestine dealings, he has this preference for things being smooth.
7. Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged.
8. It's my estimation that every man ever got a'statue made of him was one kind of sommbitch or another. Ain't about you, Jayne. 'Bout what they need.
9. Dead horse is cover, live horse is a great pile of panic.
10. They don't like it when you shoot at them.

"Could be he's harboring some resentment at us for putting his man through our engine."

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Tuesday, June 22, 2004 6:22 PM

CALIGARI

I'm rather fond of "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill them right back".

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Tuesday, June 22, 2004 6:26 PM

JCOBB

"...We're still flying, and thats enough."

I don't care, I'm still free.

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Tuesday, June 22, 2004 7:19 PM

SGTGUMP

" Um, I'm lost. I'm angry, and I'm armed. So..."

Iv'e always liked that from war stories.

"Are we going to sing army songs?" - Wash

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Tuesday, June 22, 2004 7:33 PM

RECHELON

Everybody dies alone.

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Tuesday, June 22, 2004 10:41 PM

MANTICHORUS

All of those are good, but I got a few of m'own to add:
1. If people get nosy, shoot 'em... politely (the last bit is important).
2. Everyone having the advantage over you makes you special.
3. Getting paranoid and crotchety is a sign of space dementia.
4. Hitting a man with a closed fist is, on occasion hilarious.
5. It's a real burden being right so often.
6. Moribid and creepifying, I got no problem with.
7. When dealin' with Alliance boys, 'sanguine' covers all possibilites.
8. Whoa. Good Bible.
9. Looks can be deceiving.
10. (Might not be exact, but...) Anything you do to my crew, you do to me.

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MAL: "Well, look at this! Appears them boys at Fox have decided to cancel us. What does that make them?"
ZOE: "Big damn idiots, sir."
MAL: "Ain't they just."
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Tuesday, June 22, 2004 10:52 PM

WREN

Instead of:
4. I do the job. I get paid. And that's all.

I prefer this version:
'I do the job. I get paid. Go run your little world.'
It's something I would have loved to have said to my ex-supervisor.

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Wednesday, June 23, 2004 5:48 AM

ZARK1976

Quote:
Originally posted by Caligari:
I'm rather fond of "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill them right back".

You're absolutely right. I was gonna use that one, but I hit 10 before I picked up that episode's script. So it didn't make it in.

"Could be he's harboring some resentment at us for putting his man through our engine."

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Wednesday, June 23, 2004 10:01 AM

BADGERSHAT

Personally, my favorite Mal-ism is in the exact mid-point, after opening River's stasis-pod-thing, and he simply says "... huh..."

That's become part of my family's lingo lately.

--Jefé The Hat

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"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne

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Wednesday, June 23, 2004 10:33 AM

LIZ

Quote:
Originally posted by Mantichorus:
10. (Might not be exact, but...) Anything you do to my crew, you do to me.

never really thought about it until reading this and trying to get the exact quote in my head, but it's kind of like "whatsoever you do to the least of my brothers, you do unto me"
very interesting... (probably a topic for a different thread though.)

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Wednesday, June 23, 2004 11:53 AM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

Quote:
Originally posted by Caligari:
I'm rather fond of "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill them right back".

You know, I think I might agree w/ you there. ( heh heh) Mal has some real good ones, like....

" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "

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Wednesday, June 23, 2004 2:52 PM

MALICIOUS

Jefe,

Keep in mind that my underestimatin' you is coming to a definite middle. Hey there big guy! Miss me?

Mal-licious

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Wednesday, June 23, 2004 3:05 PM

CALIGARI

Quote:
Originally posted by liz:
Quote:
Originally posted by Mantichorus:
10. (Might not be exact, but...) Anything you do to my crew, you do to me.

never really thought about it until reading this and trying to get the exact quote in my head, but it's kind of like "whatsoever you do to the least of my brothers, you do unto me"
very interesting... (probably a topic for a different thread though.)

Yeah, that does sound familiar, either Jesus Christ or Ice Cube, can't remember which. Jesus was a browncoat, wasn't he?

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Wednesday, June 23, 2004 10:15 PM

MANTICHORUS

Unfortunately, they didn't have Firefly back in the 1st Century A.D. Canaan, but I'm sure it features heavily on the broadcasts up in Heaven, so I wouldn't be the least suprised if Jesus was a Browncoat...
I wonder what they make of the Chinese 'Holy Mother of God and all her wacky nephews' statement, though?

Edit- Yes, Fox execs, you're going to the 'special' Hell.

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MAL: "Well, look at this! Appears them boys at Fox have decided to cancel us. What does that make them?"
ZOE: "Big damn idiots, sir."
MAL: "Ain't they just."
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Writing at: [url] http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=520496 [/url]

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Thursday, June 24, 2004 3:40 AM

BADGERSHAT

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Jefe,

Keep in mind that my underestimatin' you is coming to a definite middle. Hey there big guy! Miss me?

Mal-licious

Yes, I've missed you terribly... but my aim is improving (rim shot, please).

Ha ha ha ha ha... ha?

What's new and exciting, darling Mal-Licious?

--Jefé The Hat

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"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne

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Thursday, June 24, 2004 4:42 AM

CYBERSNARK

Quote:
Originally posted by Caligari:
Jesus was a browncoat, wasn't he?

Well, he was an Independent. . .

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

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Thursday, June 24, 2004 9:44 AM

MALICIOUS

Jefe,

You've been shooting at me?? And I just thought those oil cans were defective! (Get it? The Jerk?? Steve Martin?? Oh, nevermind.)

New? I got a new car! Exciting? It's a V-6! Absolutely nothing else is new in my world, except that the teenager 2 doors down fixed my ailing computer, thus enabling me to post to my favorite site once more. Yay for me! And now, of course, for you!

Mal-licious

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