Too cute! Found at the Firefly board at the IMDB by ayrad

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Too cute! Found at the Firefly board at the IMDB

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UPDATED: Thursday, February 17, 2011 20:55
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Sunday, October 25, 2009 9:30 PM

LMAO.....................I nearly fell out my chair after reading this one:

Niska: So by facing the emotional and physical pain of dodging traffic...we would finally meet the real chicken.

Thanks GrimJack, aside from the River and Operative ones yours is truly awesome.

SGG

Tawabawho?

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Monday, October 26, 2009 6:04 AM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

A modest contribution:
River strokes chicken.
River: "Sure, I got a ARK!-WARK.. More than one. Don't seem like that I BWARK!'em to you now, do it? Anyone off Titan chicken farm knows better than to BWARK-BWARK to strangers. You're BWARKin' loud enough for the both of us, though, ain't ya? I've met a dozen like you. Left the coop early. Minor road crossin' jobs here and there. Spent some time in the fryer, but less than you claim. And you're, what, a petty pullet with delusions standing? Sad little rooster on a sad little hill."

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Monday, October 26, 2009 6:06 AM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Quote:
Originally posted by NewOldBrownCoat:
A modest contribution:
River strokes chicken.
River: "Sure, I got a ARK!-WARK.. More than one. Don't seem like that I BWARK!'em to you now, do it? Anyone off Titan chicken farm knows better than to BWARK-BWARK to strangers. You're BWARKin' loud enough for the both of us, though, ain't ya? I've met a dozen like you. Left the coop early. Minor road crossin' jobs 'ere and there. Spent some time in the fryer, but less than you claim. And you're, what, a petty pullet with delusions standing? Sad little rooster on a sad little hill?"

Double post, mal... means bad, in the Latin. Sorry about that.

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Monday, October 26, 2009 6:11 AM

JONGSSTRAW

Even less of a contribution :

(Rooster sees chickens in henhouse across the road):
"I'll be in my coop!"

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Monday, October 26, 2009 9:06 AM

FLORALBUNNY

quote asarian:
BOYD: What happened to the last chicken that crossed the road?
DR. SAUNDERS: You're standing in him.
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Blaaarrrrrgh!

Back to a FF ref:
MAL (inspecting chicken): Fully loaded, safety off: this here's a recipe for -- omelets.

bun
Frisky Brownshell

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Thursday, February 17, 2011 3:12 AM

ASARIAN

This thread is just too good for God to let it die! :)

CHICKEN: Why did I cross the road?
INARA: I put on a big act: storm away in a huff -- then I fly away and wait for you to double-cross that road, beat you to the rendezvous spot, and grab the loot before you can get to it. What?! You didn't see it coming?

Okay, I admit, I got nothing. Hence, I say:

CHICKEN: I'm still crossing.
SIMON: That ain't much.
CHICKEN: It's enough.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Thursday, February 17, 2011 10:32 AM

FLORALBUNNY

This was such a great thread. Glad you resurrected it, asarian! There's a lot of new blood aboard which might enjoy a chance to seep into this non-contest. Or just read it and chuckle.
Must go put my thinking cap on.

bun
Browncoats chuckle? Yes, they do.

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Thursday, February 17, 2011 12:22 PM

DMI

Expired, forgotten, spoiled rotten.

BSGing the chicken.

Adama: Because she was a grand old lady and sometimes you have to roll a hard six.

Tigh: To be an evil chicken in the garden of paradise.

Starbuck: There was this weird music coming from the other side...

Helo: It thought it was the right thing to do.

Gaius: A super hot chicken that only it could see told him to.

Apollo: Daddy issues.

Roslin: To lead the other chickens before it died.

Gaeta: Walk? Are you trying to taunt me???

Billy: For the love of another chicken. A very ungrateful, bug-eyed chicken.

Dee: Well it walked most of the way, felt okay about itself and then... BANG!

Zerek: A chicken has to look out for itself, I mean...um...democracy and the people and all that.

Tyrol: Because it's all a talon-dragger can do.

Sharon: To save my chick!

In-the-head-Six: Because that chick is the egg of things to come.

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I pray for one last landing,
on the globe that gave me birth.
Let me rest my eyes on the fleecy skies
and the cool, green hills of Earth.

http://www.blogiversity.org/blogs/dmi/default.aspx

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Thursday, February 17, 2011 1:14 PM

RIONAEIRE

Beir bua agus beannacht

Some of these are hy-larious! Lots of really funny stuff.

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya

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Thursday, February 17, 2011 5:59 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Well done, DMI!

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To get there before Lady Gaga
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bun

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Thursday, February 17, 2011 6:41 PM

SHEPHERD_RICK

"You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you."

Here's a few:

Badger: Well, this is embarrassing. Some of you seem to have mistaken my meaning by listening to you ask me your question about the chicken.

Claw: No matter where that chicken goes, I will hunt her down. And the last thing she sees will be my blade.

Womack: Now before I pour this gasoline on you and set you on fire to find out WHY the chicken crossed the road, why don't you save me all that paperwork and just tell me?

Durran: I appreciate you asking me this question about the chicken... well, you know, not a lot...

Nandi: I understand the chicken. It's not her fight. She can go 'cross that road if she wants. We'll just hold up here best we can. No harm, no fowl.

Just a few that came to me.

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Thursday, February 17, 2011 8:30 PM

ASARIAN

Quote:
Originally posted by Cuda77:
Mal: Y'all were watching I take it?

Kaylee: Yes...

Mal: Did you see it cross?

Kaylee: No.

Mal: TRAP!

And one lightbulb one:

-How many Kaylee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-Two, one to replace the broken one, one because now the first can't get back down.

These were pretty funny! :) Kudos on Cuda!

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Thursday, February 17, 2011 8:55 PM

ASARIAN

This is getting progressively harder. :)

CHICKEN: Cross the road!? Are you crazy? That's just not something chickens do. I mean, on some planets, but only pretty bad ones.

CAR: Ha ha Ha! Mine is an evil laugh... Now die!

INARA: How did the chicken manage to cross the road?
MAL: By being fast like a freak?

ZOE: Because it was sanguine about the kind of reception it was apt to receive on the other side.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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