CHEESY POLL! by Elwoodmom

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CHEESY POLL!

POSTED BY: ELWOODMOM
UPDATED: Wednesday, July 7, 2004 16:13
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Saturday, July 3, 2004 11:12 AM

LAST DAY TO VOTE IS SATURDAY, JULY 10th

Couldn't resist checking out this thread, eh? Well, I'm glad you did, and here goes:

PART I:
If you were stranded on a deserted island (I TOLD you it was cheesy!), and was allowed only 1 Firefly regular cast member to accompany you, who would it be?? Now, before you choose the hottest actor or actress, keep in mind that the object is SURVIVAL. Consider your own survival instincts before you look at the characters. Who would compliment your abilities best? Who could you get along with on a 24, 7 basis? Let's have fun with this!

PART II:
Purely pleasure...who would you enjoy being stuck with, and to heck with survival???

POLL RESULTS 7/8, PM:

SURVIVAL:
Zoe (20)
Mal (10)
Simon (8)
Jayne (7)
Kaylee (4)
River (3)
Book (2)
Inara (1)
Wash (1)

PLEASURE:
Kaylee (13)
Mal (11)
Inara (8)
Jayne (8)
Simon (6)
Wash (6)
Zoe (2)
Gunhand (1)
Book (1)
River (1)

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Saturday, July 3, 2004 11:21 AM

ELWOODMOM

PART I:
Survival...I guess I'd vote for Zoe. She has all the leadership qualities as Mal, but she also has some medical knowledge. I, on the other hand, am worthless in all survival aspects, and would basically take on the role as student. I also think we'd get along just fine. I would miss male companionship, and would most likely rue my decision, but at least I'd be alive a long time to rue it!

PART II:
Pleasure...Adam, definately Adam!

The fun we could have!

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Saturday, July 3, 2004 11:23 AM

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Couldn't resist checking out this thread, eh? Well, I'm glad you did, and here goes:

PART I:
If you were stranded on a deserted island (I TOLD you it was cheesy!), and was allowed only 1 Firefly regular cast member to accompany you, who would it be?? Now, before you choose the hottest actor or actress, keep in mind that the object is SURVIVAL. Consider your own survival instincts before you look at the characters. Who would compliment your abilities best? Who could you get along with on a 24, 7 basis? Let's have fun with this!

PART II:
Purely pleasure...who would you enjoy being stuck with, and to heck with survival???

Part I: Simon
Part II: Simon

Well that was certainly easy... Mal is a very close second for Part I

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

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Saturday, July 3, 2004 11:25 AM

ELWOODMOM

Hi, Howdy! Haven't chatted with you in awhile! How ya been? So you think you and Simon could survive, long term, on an island? You both could build shelter, hunt for food, etc??

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Saturday, July 3, 2004 11:55 AM

SPOOKYJESUS

Part 1:- Zoe, she's got some med training, got a good head on her shoulders, good fighter - she'd keep me alive.

Part 2:- Inara because I could just sit and look at her with a big stupid grin on my face. I'd be happy.

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Saturday, July 3, 2004 11:57 AM

SGTGUMP

Part 1: I think I'd take Book. After the fun wore off, I'd have him swipe his Ident card in a tree or something. I wouldn't even ask him how it worked.

Part 2: Kaylee, and a whole basket of strawberries.

"Against boredom, even the gods themselves struggle in vain." - Nietzsche

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Saturday, July 3, 2004 12:11 PM

SERGEANTX

Part 1 Kaylee. ?? hey, I'd die happy anyway.

SergeantX

"Dream a little dream or you can live a little dream. I'd rather live it, cause dreamers always chase but never get it." Aesop Rock

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Saturday, July 3, 2004 12:18 PM

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Hi, Howdy! Haven't chatted with you in awhile! How ya been? So you think you and Simon could survive, long term, on an island? You both could build shelter, hunt for food, etc??

Simon is pretty buff, has a good head on his shoulders, sarcastic (Oh Tessa's Gosh, i love that in a man), could fix me up if I broke a bone, and man, is he good to look at. its a win all the way around. plus, i know how to do the food hunting thing, and would be fine on the shelter building... it isn't all that hard.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

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Saturday, July 3, 2004 12:24 PM

ECGORDON

There's no place I can be since I found Serenity.

SURVIVAL: Zoe

PLEASURE: Zoe

wo men ren ran zai fei xing.

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Saturday, July 3, 2004 12:32 PM

EMBERS

Oh Jayne, absolutely...he would build shelter, provide food, take could care of me...all he would want in return is a whole lot of hot sex!

sounds like a plan to me!

so that is Jayne = survival
Jayne = pleasure

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Saturday, July 3, 2004 12:33 PM

SPIKESMORTICIA

Ahhh.. cheesy poll... I LOVE cheesy polls!

Part 1: Mal

He's definitely got survival skills, he's buff, goodlooking, nice ass, and those tight pants... no one else could fill those out quite so well.

Part 2: Mal

See above for reasons why.

Being a hero doesn't mean you succeed in saving the day.... it just means you tried.

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Saturday, July 3, 2004 1:22 PM

JEBBYPAL

Survival: Zoe -- just seems like she'd be better at the whole hunting thing than mal plus seems to have less habit of getting hurt (explosions not withstanding).

Pleasure: Wash -- while mal would be shiny, he might get all broody and depressed. Wash is always chipper and if he got to talkative, well i can shut him up.

The Strawberry Monkey
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Saturday, July 3, 2004 1:29 PM

DAVEUKFAN

Part 1:
Zoe - Grrrrrrrrrrrrr

Part 2:
Kaylee - She would always make me smile no matter what happened. I'd finally be able to ask her out (I doubt I'm the only fan that fell inlove with her over the course of the show) and given the situation I might have a chance.

No, Things are going "well"

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Saturday, July 3, 2004 1:30 PM

NEROLI

Hmmm....

Pleasure is easy, that's Jayne all the way.

Survivial I lean towards Jayne also, I'm not so good with the hunting and killing things in order to eat them thing, plus I'd want a big strong guy to build the shelter while I sat back and gave orders...but then I rather suspect he'd expect me to cook if he did all the other stuff and I'd probably end up killing us...LOL

The Old Broad Monkey

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Saturday, July 3, 2004 1:33 PM

FIREFLEW

For Survival: I'd probably go with Zoe, for reasons given (survival instincts, medical knowledge etc.) Plus, she's hot.

For Pleasure: Kaylee. Much as Zoe is hot, Kaylee would be the one I'd die happy with.

Jayne: "Know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I beat you with till you understand who's in command."

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Saturday, July 3, 2004 1:38 PM

NERVOUSPETE

Hmm, Zoe sounds like a good choice for the survival thing. Limited medical training for the field, excellent survival training and big gun and knife for hunting. Yep, she'd be a good choice.

Secretly I would be slightly terrified of her and her harsh fitness training regime in getting me into shape for surviving on this remote island, but hey, this is about surviving!

For fun I would have to call on Kaylee. I'm sure we'd survive, if only by using Kaylee's winning smile and basket of strawberries to lure passing sailors onto the rocks, smashing their brains in and then stealing their boats. And, y'know, I'd love to dance with Kaylee.

Pete

"If you can keep your head whilst others... eurgh! Ack! I've spilt my ink! Ugh! Ink on my trousers! Agh! Ink on my shirt! My only hope! The window! Aieeeeee!" (Falls to death)
- Jonathan Nash

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Saturday, July 3, 2004 1:55 PM

MALICIOUS

Mozzerella!! Oh, not a REAL cheese poll. I gotcha. Hmmmmm. Well, Mal for the pleasure of it all, definitely. I could make him the cutest little loincloth made of leaves!

For the survival? I hate to say Mal for this too, but I think I gotta. He'd act all big-n-strong-protector-y, but I'd kick his ass into shape in no time.

(But if we WERE voting for real cheese, I'd go with the mozzerella for survival and brie for the pleasure. And some crackers and red wine.)

Mal-licious

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Saturday, July 3, 2004 2:32 PM

BIKISDAD

OK, here we go...

Survival: River. No, wait, listen! She's the best shot in the crew. Stuck on an island, I'm assuming we have a gun, but only a limited amount of ammunition. Every shot must count. Therefore, River. The other stuff, like building shelter, I can do my own self.

Pleasure: Some guy has to take a stand here and say it - Inara! Come on, pleasure is her job and she's very good at it.

Apathy on the Rise. No One Cares.

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Saturday, July 3, 2004 3:50 PM

OOG

Survival: Zoe. Cooking is about the only thing I can do, and she doesn't seem to like doing it.

Pleasure: Ooooh so hard!!!! Auuugh! I'm torn between Mal and Wash. Zoe would certainly be happier if I brought Wash, but where would that leave me?! So, I guess I'd have to go with Mal, although it's still a tough choice!

___________________
Loni

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Saturday, July 3, 2004 4:25 PM

FEMALEJAYNE

For Survial I'd pick River, b/c 1. she's a super brain child, 2. she's an awesome shot 3. she doesn't eat much, 4. Simon would be bound to find her I mean look what he's done so far! LOL! For pleasure as if my name doesn't give it away... We'd either get along the best or we'd beat each other senseless...

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Saturday, July 3, 2004 4:33 PM

RAWDEAL

Part I: Kaylee
I'd survive without any help, but where's the fun in being a survivor alone

Part II: Kaylee
Need I say more??

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Saturday, July 3, 2004 5:04 PM

RICKKER

Well part 1: zoe most of the guys would work, but I'm not sly.

part 2: all the women. I like a little diversity and when I get tired (eventually) they could keep themselves amused. kinda cheating I know, but I live on the edge.

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Saturday, July 3, 2004 5:19 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL

I: Simon
I am a happy camper so I only really need someone to keep me healthy. Plus his muscles would come in handy when I needed a massage.

II: Simon
I like snarky, intelligent men that aren't too tall. Perfect!

www.thatweirdgirl.com

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Saturday, July 3, 2004 5:33 PM

NUISANCE

Practical choice: Simon because I am handy at almost everything I would need to do except for setting a broken leg, etc. I think I could even get used to the way he always says the wrong thing.

Pleasurable choice: Wash because he's funny and (after I build the fire) he can do shadow puppets to entertain us. Jayne is more attractive to me than Wash, but Zoe looked awfully happy.

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Saturday, July 3, 2004 5:36 PM

BLACKSHAMROCK5

I- Mal
II- Wash

Shamrock

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Saturday, July 3, 2004 6:34 PM

KELLAINA

I didn't realize how difficult this question would be to answer until I tried to answer it!

Survival: Mal - he seems to be pretty well rounded when it comes to survival - he can fight, he has basic med skills, hopefully he can cook. Which is good because I have zero survival skills whatsoever. The only problem might be agreeability (This is where Simon almost won out - that and he is a doctor). But if we're on a deserted island than there is no Alliance. And that should make Mal pretty happy and easygoing.

Pleasure: Why do I have to choose btw Mal and Simon!!!!! I'm gonna go with Simon. Mmmm...

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Saturday, July 3, 2004 7:05 PM

BECKINSALE

Part I: Simon.

Part II: Simon! Yum.

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Saturday, July 3, 2004 7:31 PM

SOUPCATCHER

Part I: Survival? A cast member? That's easy: Serenity.

Part II: Pleasure? Well, I always feel you should choose an expert. Inara.

I shaved off my beard for you, devil woman!

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Saturday, July 3, 2004 8:05 PM

ELWOODMOM

Thanks everyone for your votes. Soupcatcher, sorry to say, you need to choose 1 cast member for survival. (Serentity ain't an actor or actress!) And Rickker, you can't have all women for pleasure, although I'm sure it's most mens fantasy. Please choose one, and I'll be happy to add it to the tally.

Off I go to update the results!

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Saturday, July 3, 2004 8:07 PM

ELWOODMOM

Neroli, nice to see you still around. Howdy and Malicious too! Everyone is so nice and friendly, but I was very new when I met you and the others already mentioned! Kinda special to see you all hanging in with me! And to everyone else, I so enjoy meeting you all!

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Saturday, July 3, 2004 9:14 PM

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN

I just wanted to note that it seems NOBODY would like River for pleasure! lol, ashamed to admit you're all into 'crazy'? ;)

BTW, my results are over on the OB. No use votin' twice! (I said Kaylee for both)

~AFf

Keep flying

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Saturday, July 3, 2004 9:17 PM

PURPLEBELLY

survival: Simon, and his encyclopedia
pleasure: Simon, and his encyclopedia

Why isn't Serenity a candidate? She's the tenth character, after all.

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Saturday, July 3, 2004 11:03 PM

GORRAMREAVER

Survival: Zoe
Pleasure: Zoe

The legs! Deffinately have to say it was her legs. You can put that down. Her legs and right where her legs meet her back...actually that whole area there...that and above it.

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Saturday, July 3, 2004 11:10 PM

ZARINA

Wow, I love cheesy polls and this was a hard one.

Let's see... for number one it was going to be a toss up between Zoe and Mal. As I am a tall redhead from Texas that is of the female gender and I have pretty good survival skills myself I would just want someone to share the load, I also tend to want to be alpha over other females. Guess that counts Zoe out. We'd kill each other. Although, I would respect her mightly for as long as we both were breathing.

So Mal for number one.

For pleasure, well, let's see, Jayne is too crude, Simon and Wash I would be afraid of breaking and while the women of Firefly are beautiful I think I am more into men than women, so once again...

Mal for number two.

Well that was long winded...

- Zarina

River - "Also, I can kill you with my brain."

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Sunday, July 4, 2004 4:28 AM

FEMALEJAYNE

HI! It's nice to meet you too!

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Sunday, July 4, 2004 4:31 AM

FEMALEJAYNE

Hey yo Gorramreaver! I like your line about artist probably because I'm a potter, but that's not the point it's nice to hear!!

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Sunday, July 4, 2004 6:44 AM

HELL'S KITTEN

#1: Jayne
#2: Jayne

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Sunday, July 4, 2004 6:52 AM

PERIDIDDLE

#1:

Zoe. She can kick, major, she can keep cool, and she has some medical knowledge and resourcefulness to boot. I could deff. put up with her personality wise, and if I could keep my mouth shut at the right moments, she wouldn't kill me. (Yay?)

#2:

Ohhh....Kaylee. We think alike. We act alike. We're both somewhat hyper, happy gals. We could spend hours discussing how great of a ship Serenity is. Plus, she's uber cute.

"Bwaa...it's kind of a warrior...strikes fear into the hearts of..."

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Sunday, July 4, 2004 7:25 AM

WILDHEAVENFARM

Pt1: Jayne/Adam Baldwin
Pt2: Jayne/Adam Baldwin
Duh

Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

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Sunday, July 4, 2004 7:34 AM

NEROLI

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Neroli, nice to see you still around. Howdy and Malicious too! Everyone is so nice and friendly, but I was very new when I met you and the others already mentioned! Kinda special to see you all hanging in with me! And to everyone else, I so enjoy meeting you all!

Aw Mom! I never really left, just sorta went into lurk mode...had a few RL issues and such to deal with and didn't feel much like posting. But things are getting better now.

RL issue --->

<--- Neroli

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Sunday, July 4, 2004 7:42 AM

JELLO

Survival: I'd have to go with Zoe 'cause she's one tough cookie.

Pleasure: Definitely Kaylee. Fornicate. Fornicate. Fornicate. Quite possibly even against a coconut tree or two. And it'll be interesting dodging them falling coconuts.

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I'll be in my bunk.
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Sunday, July 4, 2004 8:46 AM

ELWOODMOM

Have a fun and safe July 4th, everyone. I'm off to tally the poll.

Jello, I think we get the idea that you like to fornicate!

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Sunday, July 4, 2004 10:24 AM

WHEDONESQUE

Hey, 'Mom! Another fun poll...

I would have to say:

For survival - Zoe. She's smart, strong, capable and very level-headed.

For Pleasure - Well, Gunhand, of course...(Can't believe Neroli passed on that one ;)) And what's a FF poll without Gun', really?

Thanks for the poll.

We've done the impossible and that makes us mighty. Mal - Serenity.

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Sunday, July 4, 2004 11:16 AM

BILLIEDAWN

Part 1- Mal.....Part 2- Mal
For all sorts of reasons.....lol

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Sunday, July 4, 2004 12:03 PM

KOHAN

part I, can I choose Serenity? she's a character isn't she?

I'd choose her and fly away. J/K

It really depends, if survival was part of the academy training, then definitly Inara; however, if it isn't, I would choose River. Have we forgotted that she a crazy little genius that is in posession of "a lot" of random knowlege? I mean sure she might stab me with a knife, but I think I'll live.

as for part II, hmm... purely pleasure speaking, I would have to say Inara. The whole companion thing really does it for me.

or maybe Jayne? cause he's so clueless that is funny?

My Picks
Part I
River
(Unless Serenity is valid or if Inara is knowledgable in survival)

Part II
Inara
(I don't like feeling guilty and judged, sorry sheperd)

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"You know, they say mercy is the mark of a great man.

Guess I'm just a good man.

Well, I'm all right. "
╮╯▽╰╭

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Sunday, July 4, 2004 1:15 PM

NUMMY

Cheesy poll...yay!

1. Survival? Tempted by River, but as she is mostly being untested so far, I would have to go for Zoe. She is a rock hard uberbabe and you just have to love her. So Zoe.

2. Pleasure? Puh-leeze, you just know you want to break Mal. In the nicest possible way, of course! Reckon I'm going for Mal, then!

Greetings to all.

Nummy

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Sunday, July 4, 2004 1:31 PM

SEMTEXJACK

Survival, easy Zoe.

Pleasure....hmmmm....physical pleasure Kaylee any day. For mental pleasure, would have to be Wash to keep me from going mad!

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Sunday, July 4, 2004 1:54 PM

JELLO

Sorry Elwood, I just like saying fornicate. It sounds, I don't know, funny. But it doesn't mean I wouldn't act that out with Kaylee nonetheless.

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I'll be in my bunk.
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Sunday, July 4, 2004 5:01 PM

NEROLI

Quote:
Originally posted by whedonesque:

For Pleasure - Well, Gunhand, of course...(Can't believe Neroli passed on that one ;)) And what's a FF poll without Gun', really?

ACK! All right, someone needs to smack me upside the head for not sayign GUNHAND! Bad, bad Neroli!

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Sunday, July 4, 2004 5:03 PM

NEROLI

Quote:
Originally posted by BillieDawn:
Part 1- Mal.....Part 2- Mal
For all sorts of reasons.....lol

Well, about dang time you posted here Missy Twin!

The Old Broad Monkey

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