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Oh My God I was not being serious. I was just kidding you guys are soooo Shiny.

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Monday, February 13, 2006 11:38 AM

FREELANCEPILOT

I know. I just thought it was a hilariously good idea. hehe.

Wash: Yeah, but psychic? That sounds like science fiction.
Zoë: You live on a spaceship, dear.
Wash: So?

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Monday, February 13, 2006 11:40 AM

I get those every once in Teriformed Moon. Funny ideas......

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Monday, February 13, 2006 11:51 AM

TIVO25

OMG!!! THAT'S IT!!! This is how we get Firefly back on the air!!! It's perfect: We breed like rabbits until there is so frickin' many of us, we're a demographic all to ourselves!!! No WAY the networks could ignore us then!

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Monday, February 13, 2006 11:54 AM

DAVESHAYNE

Oh waht the hell. I'll be the first.

Chicago area Wash seeking my Zoe for fun filled frollics along naked beaches. Poetry optional.

David

You wanna go, Little Man?
Only if it's someplace with candle light.

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Monday, February 13, 2006 12:01 PM

Ok Since David did it then I will be next.

SWF in her late 20's seeks brooding Cpt. Reynolds in the Indianapolis area. (I might have an Irana Belly Dancing outfit in my closet somewhere.)

You never know.

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Monday, February 13, 2006 12:07 PM

GUTTERBALL

Heh, what the hell? It's not a bandwagon if everyone don't jump on.

Hard-a$$ed, no-maintenance, determinedly-single WF in Middle US seeks equally-determinedly-single, no-maintenance Jayne-type male. Must be willing to let me clean his guns and lick/sharpen his buck knife. Must refuse any lasting commitment outside the sack. Must not have a problem with heartless, snarky females who mind their own business when not doing business.

Heh.

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Monday, February 13, 2006 1:05 PM

LUVMYVERA

SWJM (Single White Jayne-type Male), 21, seeking a Kaylee (must be good with gorram wrenches).
Edit: Oh yeah, in the Memphis area. And I'm serious about those wrenches.

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Monday, February 13, 2006 1:06 PM

FREELANCEPILOT

Why the hell not?
half spanish, half korean wash looking for crazy River to have fun with in the Austin tx area.
Must respect people of other political and religious beliefs.
Looks good in leather a plus... guns another plus.

Wash: Yeah, but psychic? That sounds like science fiction.
Zoë: You live on a spaceship, dear.
Wash: So?

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Monday, February 13, 2006 3:53 PM

SAMAFIN

divorced mom, college student, 35, montana, seeking Washlike male, with geek tendencies.

eh...that's me in a nutshell...not to imply that i'm nuts or anything...uhm...really.

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Monday, February 13, 2006 4:07 PM

KIZYR

Mid-20s Reaver seeking someone tasty with smooth skin.
Conversational skills a must. KF

~KF

Lord, I'm walking your way. Let me in, for my feet are sore, my clothes are ragged.
Look in my eyes, Lord, and my sins will play out on them as on a screen. Read them all.
Forgive what you can and send me on my path. I will walk on until you bid me rest.
~Haven Prayer

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Monday, February 13, 2006 4:07 PM

CYBERSNARK

Single white male, with Book's attitude, Mal's humour, and River's sense of poetry seeking sarcastic, intelligent, strong-willed, non-conformist Kaylee/Inara hybrid in Eastern Ontario.

Don't think this works too well. Like Firefly itself, my tastes and I aren't confined to any single genre.

As the Bard wrote: I am large, I contain multitudes.

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

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Monday, February 13, 2006 4:44 PM

COPILOTLEONARD

This looks like fun. Single white female seeking fun loving, sarcastic, adorable, funny, intelligent, pilot of a Firefly class ship in upstate New York. His name should sound either close to Hoban or Wash or Alan (Yeah that one won't be easy.)

"Oh no what could it be? We're all going to die. Who's flying this thing? Oh right, that would be me, back to work"

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Monday, February 13, 2006 5:25 PM

DOG13000

Single White Male - I'm a large, Semi-Muscular Man. I live in the Chicagoland area. I'm a geeky, overly sarcastic smartass. Mix between Mal and Wash. E-Mail Me for more details

dog13000@gmail.com

"Someone Ever Tries to Kill You, You Try and Kill Em' Right Back"

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Monday, February 13, 2006 5:29 PM

Large, tall (6'3"), semi-scary, muscle-bound, conscience-free 35 y.o. in SE Houston seeks discreet, cute looking woman who doesn't mouth off about having to sneek around behind the girlfriends' back. She doesn't like Firefly so she deserves it.

Seeks sex, sex, sex, a shooting partner, sex, watching Firefly, and sex. Oh, and sex. Cuddling if I must, but only after. Must like guns and books, and lots of 'em. Women judged almost solely on willingness to put out and looks. Enthusiasm more important than looks, though. Girlfriend gone mondays, wednesdays, fridays and saturdays, so no tuesdays, thursdays or sundays.

Regarding sex: all about energy. Girls who like the sweet romantic stuff need not apply, just old fashioned effing. Me: Dominant, no freak stuff, I can last. You are not in command. As for the rest I don't mind lippy or snide women. Just so long as it stops the second I decide it's time for sex. Which will be often.

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Monday, February 13, 2006 5:41 PM

COWOFPAIN

Sardonic 17 year old male seeking intellectual and genetic phenom,preferably brunette.(or ginger)(or blonde)(I've seen some blue that didn't look too bad...) Must love weapons.(or tacitly accept their presence) Also must be willing to name first daughter Beatrix Kiddo and second daughter Darla Christina.(As Tarantino and Joss fan first three kinda obvious,Christina for Christina Ricci; her Wednesday Addams was the most beautiful example of poetry ever!)

There. I'll be flooded with responses any second now.

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Monday, February 13, 2006 5:41 PM

CALLMEATH

Quote:
Originally posted by BitterBierce:
Large, tall (6'3"), semi-scary, muscle-bound, conscience-free 35 y.o. in SE Houston seeks discreet, cute looking woman who doesn't mouth off about having to sneek around behind the girlfriends' back. She doesn't like Firefly so she deserves it.

Seeks sex, sex, sex, a shooting partner, sex, watching Firefly, and sex. Oh, and sex. Cuddling if I must, but only after. Must like guns and books, and lots of 'em. Women judged almost solely on willingness to put out and looks. Enthusiasm more important than looks, though. Girlfriend gone mondays, wednesdays, fridays and saturdays, so no tuesdays, thursdays or sundays.

Regarding sex: all about energy. Girls who like the sweet romantic stuff need not apply, just old fashioned effing. Me: Dominant, no freak stuff, I can last. You are not in command. As for the rest I don't mind lippy or snide women. Just so long as it stops the second I decide it's time for sex. Which will be often.

This is a joke, right? No one is this bad. Or at least, they don't openly admit it.

"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"

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Monday, February 13, 2006 6:05 PM

A joke? Why? Actually, you'd be surprised how many women are just fine with this sort of thing. Except for the girlfriend thing, what about it was bad? That I like sex? In my experience, women rather like that sort of thing. That I like being in charge? I find women like that too. In point of fact, I generally find women like men who know precisely what they want. Especially if it's them slipping out of their pretties. You'd be surprised how tolerant women are if you're up front.

What I find is this: I get denounced in public but then, quietly and behind the lines, some of the same ones contact me. Say what you want, but I hardly ever sleep alone.

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Monday, February 13, 2006 6:13 PM

ROLAND19

Quote:
Originally posted by BitterBierce:
Large, tall (6'3"), semi-scary, muscle-bound, conscience-free 35 y.o. in SE Houston seeks discreet, cute looking woman who doesn't mouth off about having to sneek around behind the girlfriends' back. She doesn't like Firefly so she deserves it.

Seeks sex, sex, sex, a shooting partner, sex, watching Firefly, and sex. Oh, and sex. Cuddling if I must, but only after. Must like guns and books, and lots of 'em. Women judged almost solely on willingness to put out and looks. Enthusiasm more important than looks, though. Girlfriend gone mondays, wednesdays, fridays and saturdays, so no tuesdays, thursdays or sundays.

Regarding sex: all about energy. Girls who like the sweet romantic stuff need not apply, just old fashioned effing. Me: Dominant, no freak stuff, I can last. You are not in command. As for the rest I don't mind lippy or snide women. Just so long as it stops the second I decide it's time for sex. Which will be often.

Well I'm gonna go wash my hands now.

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Monday, February 13, 2006 6:19 PM

Aw, you know you love me.

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Monday, February 13, 2006 6:20 PM

SPACEMANSPIFF

Isn't the cheating-on-your-girlfriend thing bad enough?

Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?

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Monday, February 13, 2006 6:26 PM

KAELE

Were I not a happily married person, I believe I could be convinced to take him in a womanly fashion.

'Cause he's bad.

Heck, one night stands are fun too!

Kaele
AIM - Dewlanna
YID - jedi_kaele

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Monday, February 13, 2006 6:27 PM

MELAM

Quote:

Sardonic 17 year old male seeking intellectual and genetic phenom,preferably brunette.(or ginger)(or blonde)(I've seen some blue that didn't look too bad...) Must love weapons.(or tacitly accept their presence) Also must be willing to name first daughter Beatrix Kiddo and second daughter Darla Christina.(As Tarantino and Joss fan first three kinda obvious,Christina for Christina Ricci; her Wednesday Addams was the most beautiful example of poetry ever!)

There. I'll be flooded with responses any second now.

*Gasp*

Where are you, you sardonic 17 year old male? I'm brunette, seventeen, in love with weaponry, and a Tarantino/Joss/Christina Ricci fan.

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Monday, February 13, 2006 6:39 PM

ROLAND19

Oh, what the hell.

I'm an almost 20 year old Kansan who likes hard rock music, my favorite movie is "The Shawshank Redemption" (Serenity is #7, in case you're wondering). I consider myself to be quite the smartass, but I think I'm also a romantic fella when I need to be.

Anything else I should put?

Ah, screw it.

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Monday, February 13, 2006 7:31 PM

AERYNSUN21

Kansas? where in Kansas? :)

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Monday, February 13, 2006 8:47 PM

MELAM

Los Angelus teenager, being forced to go to prom in three or four months. Needs a guy willing to dress up as Mal, and escort her.

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Monday, February 13, 2006 9:09 PM

ROLAND19

Quote:
Originally posted by aerynsun21:
Kansas? where in Kansas? :)

Topeka. Why, are you from 'round here too?

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Monday, February 13, 2006 9:19 PM

DINKY

Quote:
Originally posted by 1978:
Ok Since David did it then I will be next.

SWF in her late 20's seeks brooding Cpt. Reynolds in the Indianapolis area. (I might have an Irana Belly Dancing outfit in my closet somewhere.)

You never know.

Wow!! A fellow FFF.net forum member in Indiana!! I'm not the only one!

But our ages differ too much!!

I'm a 16 yr old male looking for a smooth, not lumpy... Frosty... A large cup of smooth chocolate Frosty. That is just soooo tasty.

Oh and a girl around my age who loves guns and loves shooting them, and you must love computers. And when I say love I mean you have to KNOW computers and computer software, and be exclusively a PC Gamer! I am Catholic and Conservative, being both would help you be as cool as me, but I still could like you even if you aren't those things

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And what I would REALLY like is that if you were a female Conservative, Catholic, loves guns loves shooting, Computer Geek, PC Gamer AND.... If you had a Smooth Chocolate Frosty when you greeted me.

Being an NRA member would also be a plus! Just because!!

We would be a match made in heaven.

Disclaimer: Be aware that the above post is intended ONLY for those who apply to every requirement!!! If you do not meet these requirements and you are caught stalking the original poster of this and are on or near their property, you WILL be used as target practice.

"Th3re !s n0 spo0Ne." -The Matricks

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Monday, February 13, 2006 10:03 PM

RKLENSETH

21, male, single, upstate New York, works in television, don't have a lot of time for a personal life, plus hours of work make it hard for one anyways.

I think that pretty much disqualifies me. Oh well.

Oh, and play Cantr II at www.cantr.net.

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Monday, February 13, 2006 10:08 PM

CHRISMOORHEAD

I don't suppose you'd have a picture of yourself anywhere online, would you? Not to challenge your personal description, but I'd actually like to see what a muscle bound 6'3" Sci-Fi geek looks like.

I'm pretty short myself, between 5'8" and 6'0" depending on which 7-11 I'm walking out of. Damn my Welsh heiritage...

"Deep in the battlefield covered in blood
Lies an Airborne Ranger dying in the mud
He fought for his country and he died like a man
Though some people back home just wouldn't understand"

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Monday, February 13, 2006 10:09 PM

LUVMYVERA

Quote:
Originally posted by Melam:
Los Angelus teenager, being forced to go to prom in three or four months. Needs a guy willing to dress up as Mal, and escort her.

Only if you wear the dress Kaylee wears in Shindig.

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Monday, February 13, 2006 10:12 PM

MELAM

Quote:

Only if you wear the dress Kaylee wears in Shindig.

Well that was the plan.

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Monday, February 13, 2006 10:15 PM

RKLENSETH

Quote:
Originally posted by ChrisMoorhead:
I don't suppose you'd have a picture of yourself anywhere online, would you? Not to challenge your personal description, but I'd actually like to see what a muscle bound 6'3" Sci-Fi geek looks like.

I'm pretty short myself, between 5'8" and 6'0" depending on which 7-11 I'm walking out of. Damn my Welsh heiritage...

"Deep in the battlefield covered in blood
Lies an Airborne Ranger dying in the mud
He fought for his country and he died like a man
Though some people back home just wouldn't understand"

That isn't short.

Oh, and play Cantr II at www.cantr.net.

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Tuesday, February 14, 2006 1:56 AM

Female, mid 20's seeks Nathan Fillion.

or is that just copping out?

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"She's a mite whimsical in the brainpan."
Xander: "Hi, for those of you who just tuned in, everyone here is a crazy person." *grin*

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Tuesday, February 14, 2006 3:39 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
Female, mid 20's seeks Nathan Fillion.

or is that just copping out?

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Yep Me to but I would consider a look alike.

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Tuesday, February 14, 2006 3:58 AM

oh yeah, look alikes will do, as will personaltiy alikes.

But the most welcome would be sound alikes.

hmmmmmmmmm.... Nathans voice.

Ok, real ad then

Female, 24, north of England, pretty enough, dizzily intelligent, a bitchy sweetheart, seeks nice strapping young Canadian man, must sound like Nathan Fillion, similar looks and personality major bonus. Obviously must be willing to travel, or like house guests for as long as a visa lasts.

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"She's a mite whimsical in the brainpan."
Xander: "Hi, for those of you who just tuned in, everyone here is a crazy person." *grin*

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Tuesday, February 14, 2006 5:40 AM

DOCSTRANGE

Ok, heres me.

33, male, single, south burbs of Chicago.
Computer guy by trade. Play guitar (a little). Watch Firefly (a lot).
Seeking smart, funny, shiny, Kaylee-esque girl to hang out and connect with.

sdjcne@netscape.net

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Tuesday, February 14, 2006 8:10 AM

CITIZEN

Quote:
Originally posted by Seryn:
Female, 24, north of England, pretty enough, dizzily intelligent, a bitchy sweetheart, seeks nice strapping young Canadian man, must sound like Nathan Fillion, similar looks and personality major bonus. Obviously must be willing to travel, or like house guests for as long as a visa lasts.

I knew I was right to be suspitious! That's it, I'm keeping the ring!

CitizenIs http://www.twisted-imaginings.com/Share/broken.GIF

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
You should never give powers to a leader you like that you’d hate to have given to a leader you fear

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Tuesday, February 14, 2006 8:38 AM

"Not to challenge your personal description, but I'd actually like to see what a muscle bound 6'3" Sci-Fi geek looks like"

Wait, who said I was a sci-fi geek? Firefly. I like Firefly and it's been the only sci-fi (with some temporary exceptions I'm now ashamed to admit) I've been able to stomach since Star Wars when I was a wee lad of six. The only reason Firefly is allowed to touch my coolness is because it's the best genre fiction written in the last fifty years. I never said I was one of this kind. I'm of an entirely different and more snobbish tribe.

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Tuesday, February 14, 2006 8:41 AM

what ring?!

Hah, I may be your wife in name, but until I get the sparkler and the paper (or at least the dance and the hat made out of a tree) then there aint nothing official about it.

And listen, Hubby, you're enjoying this far to much. Its about time you had to fight for my twisted stalkerly affections, and if theres anyone on this site who sounds even remotely like Nathan Fillion, then you may just find yourself without the ever present flash of my cyber-binoculars.

So... harumpf! *does that patented 'Miss Piggy' turn and stamp off*

*watches Citizen from behind another post*

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"She's a mite whimsical in the brainpan."
Xander: "Hi, for those of you who just tuned in, everyone here is a crazy person." *grin*

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Tuesday, February 14, 2006 8:45 AM

And besides, I'll let you have a Kaylee shaped amusement if you let me have my Mal shaped one...

*flutters eyelashes and smiles sweetly*

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"She's a mite whimsical in the brainpan."
Xander: "Hi, for those of you who just tuned in, everyone here is a crazy person." *grin*

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Tuesday, February 14, 2006 8:47 AM

JADEHAND

Hey, I'm being very Captainy on Ocean Cloud, does that count??

Visit WWW.Marillion.Com for a better way to live
"He's seen too much of life And there's no going back.
The loneliness calls him, And the edge which must be sharpened,
He's losing it. And he knows.
But there's a fighter in his mind and his body's tough
The years have been unkind, but kind enough." -Ocean Cloud (Marbles) -Marillion

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Tuesday, February 14, 2006 8:48 AM

yes.

But it the all important voice. It does strange things to my toes that I do very much enjoy.

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"She's a mite whimsical in the brainpan."
Xander: "Hi, for those of you who just tuned in, everyone here is a crazy person." *grin*

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Tuesday, February 14, 2006 8:49 AM

JADEHAND

I can do strange things to your toes that you would very much enjoy.

Visit WWW.Marillion.Com for a better way to live
"He's seen too much of life And there's no going back.
The loneliness calls him, And the edge which must be sharpened,
He's losing it. And he knows.
But there's a fighter in his mind and his body's tough
The years have been unkind, but kind enough." -Ocean Cloud (Marbles) -Marillion

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Tuesday, February 14, 2006 8:50 AM

GREENFAERIE

Here's Wydraz:

male, lives and works in upstate NY as a senior web designer. looking for a female browncoat to help pilot the firefly I'm buying when I become independently wealthy in a few years. At least, that's the plan.

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Tuesday, February 14, 2006 8:53 AM