if you listen real careful by SpacemanSpiff76

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if you listen real careful

POSTED BY: SPACEMANSPIFF76
UPDATED: Sunday, January 14, 2007 09:38
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Friday, January 12, 2007 3:03 PM

so i was watching "heart of gold" heard a backgroud noise. i re-ran it and turns out it was more of joss's snappy dialogue. about half way thru, mal and mandy are shown downstairs and jayne is upstairs....says "no youre pullin' not squeezin' like i said. next one of you dont hit the board is missing out on a speacial treat!"
he would get most poetic about his pecker.

Were there monkeys? terrible space monkeys perhaps?

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Friday, January 12, 2007 3:40 PM

JLIN

I heard the background noise too but I didn't have time to rewind and listen. I just watched this episode 2 days ago. I'm so happy that I know what it was now!!! Thank you for posting this.

Thank Universal for airing Firefly in HD at
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Friday, January 12, 2007 3:49 PM

HELL'S KITTEN

Um. Yeah. He's teaching some of the whores how to use firearms. Talkin' about target practice.

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Friday, January 12, 2007 4:06 PM

SPACEMANSPIFF76

um, suuure. ill let it slide since it cant be proved or disproved either way. (late edit)my cue is that boy is gonna use up all our credit before we've earned it.

Were there monkeys? terrible space monkeys perhaps?

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Friday, January 12, 2007 4:13 PM

PENGUIN

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Originally posted by Hell's Kitten:
Um. Yeah. He's teaching some of the whores how to use firearms. Talkin' about target practice.

She's right!

Clowns to the left of me…

...Jokers to the right...

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Friday, January 12, 2007 4:54 PM

BONANACROIN

Watch the episode with close caption on and that will solve the argument. I did, I know the truth.

I died my Browncoat black for those whom have gone before.

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Friday, January 12, 2007 4:54 PM

06K64

I can't believe this post is what got me to stop lurking... but the series is rife with double-meaning laden lines! (Given the time Whedon spent in the UK, it's not really suprizing. And it just kinda adds to the fun.)

So you're both right!

(relurks)

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Friday, January 12, 2007 7:25 PM

IREMIST

06k64

You're free to lurk, if that's warm and fuzzy for ya, but most of us Firefly f(l)ans are the non-biting sort! Watch out for BryonBoas's snake, though, its on the loose in a thread
somewhere's....

I make a great virtual Earl Grey/Green tea if you'd like to chat a spell...
#
( )> offers a cup?

Sometimes good guys wear brown!

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Saturday, January 13, 2007 6:43 AM

06K64

Iremist

Ha! Offer of tea gratefully received. Am a big fan, myself.

As for the biting, I recognize most of the names by this point, so know it’s a good bunch. My lurking’s not out of disrespect, I just like the back of the bar better- you always find a seat, and the view’s all kinds of fun..! Thanks for the invite to chat, but I’m, uh, not sure I know how to, he says invoking the luddite clause… I barely figured out this posting thing!

And thanks for the welcome- very kind.

06-K64

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Saturday, January 13, 2007 7:07 AM

IREMIST

Hey I'm with ya, I was a background lurker for a while, NEVER joined a fansite, laughed at people who would change their name to James T. Kirk, and had no clue how to "post" anything that didn't actually involve a postholer... but once I read the threads about religion and realized no one was yelling, I thought well, if they can be that accepting, then they can certainly accept the technologically inept/uninterested.
I love it here, now. And ya notice I don't bother with shiny pictures and dodads...

If you have any questions, we're all too happy to answer!

Would ya like one lump or two?

Sometimes good guys wear brown!

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Saturday, January 13, 2007 7:24 AM

HELL'S KITTEN

Quote:
Originally posted by SpacemanSpiff76:
um, suuure. ill let it slide since it cant be proved or disproved either way.

It's in the script. Since I'm lacking the motivation to actually dig it out and scan the pages, this'll have to do:
http://www.twiztv.com/scripts/firefly/season1/firefly-113.htm

Quote:
Mal looks out the window. We can't see what he sees, but we hear a cluster of gunshots, followed by the barking of Jayne:

JAYNE (O.S.)
That ain't nothin'! Y'all are pulling, not squeezing like I said. Next one doesn't hit that board is giving up a special treat, < you understand? > [dong MA?]

If you've ever fired a gun, you know it's best to squeeze the trigger smoothly instead of pulling on it; improves aim. Now, as for what that "special treat" is, that's anyone's guess.

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Saturday, January 13, 2007 8:26 AM

ASARIAN

Quote:
Originally posted by Hell's Kitten:

Quote:
Originally posted by SpacemanSpiff76:

um, suuure. ill let it slide since it cant be proved or disproved either way.
It's in the script. Since I'm lacking the motivation to actually dig it out and scan the pages, this'll have to do:
http://www.twiztv.com/scripts/firefly/season1/firefly-113.htm
Quote:
Mal looks out the window. We can't see what he sees, but we hear a cluster of gunshots, followed by the barking of Jayne:

JAYNE (O.S.)
That ain't nothin'! Y'all are pulling, not squeezing like I said. Next one doesn't hit that board is giving up a special treat, < you understand? > [dong MA?]
If you've ever fired a gun, you know it's best to squeeze the trigger smoothly instead of pulling on it; improves aim. Now, as for what that "special treat" is, that's anyone's guess.

She's right!

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Saturday, January 13, 2007 8:35 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

I think lurking is something that can't be understood by the non-lurky type. We just don't get it. We have to assume the lurkers are just scared or shy or something.

My brother Geekmafia posts here a little but he mostly lurks. It drives me nuts when I visit and he's online. I read over his shoulder and keep saying "Ooh! Post in this thread! Say this! Say that!" and he just gives me a look and says "No!" All he wants to do is read the thread.

*shakes head* I don't get it!

On the subject of the thread itself ... that is the funniest thing I've read in a good long while! I'm watching that episode again tonight.

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Saturday, January 13, 2007 8:53 AM

SPACEMANSPIFF76

i know. you are right, i was just having a bit of fun.

Wash> but thats like science fiction
Zoe> you live on a spaceship, dear

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Saturday, January 13, 2007 9:10 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

To be fair it does sound like Jayne was having fun too. Then again, that man does love his weapons.

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Saturday, January 13, 2007 9:24 AM

HELL'S KITTEN

Oh.

...

Sorry.

*goes back to lurking*

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Saturday, January 13, 2007 10:25 AM

06K64

DTH

Well, guess I have to go to the bar to get another drink now and then, anyway…

The lurking’s more a function of the way my life’s geared in terms of lack of screen time and technical proficiency. And I see it your brother’s way, too. Sometimes it’s just a blast to kick back and watch these posts take on a life of their own!

The thread topic is hysterical. A lot of the writing is very clever in that way, I think. As Iremist alluded in her reply to me, watch Kaylee when she explains how a postholer works, or notice Mal’s choice of words in Our Mrs Reynolds when he tells Jayne to “go play with his rainstick,” after frustrating the big man's attempt to barter for Saffron, or Zoe’s when she comes on scene in Warstories and says what is written as a segue to Jayne’s second, “I’ll be in my bunk,” comment: “Jayne- grab your weapon!” (Check out the script on tvwhiz- it’s hard to tell on my DVD, but Book seems to pick up on it, too.)

All entirely fitting for the scene literally, like with the guns in Heart, but it’s the choice of words that’s so brilliant, and, I’d submit, a little too close for coincidence. (The scene where Badger talks about getting his hands on… invites for the Shindig is an excellent walk through this style, especially since the scripted conversation eventually explains the joke.)

This kind of double-meaning humor I think tends to be more British, and I just assumed that since Whedon had spent time in the UK growing up, you see some of this in his writing. And it cracks me up.

So, anyway... Think you’re probably sorry you asked! (Hands back soapbox) Will go back to my table and put my feet up and watch what ensues. (Hopefully no violence...)

Only one lump, thanks, Iremist. Don’t want to get too excitable…

06-K64

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Sunday, January 14, 2007 9:38 AM

CAUSAL

Quote:
Originally posted by Penguin:
Quote:
Originally posted by Hell's Kitten:
Um. Yeah. He's teaching some of the whores how to use firearms. Talkin' about target practice.

She's right!

That she is, but there sure is a lot of inuendo in there...

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