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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN! #6

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Thursday, October 19, 2006 4:45 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


WOOO! I'm a winner! Well, I tied. For the win. My first ever! However, since this is my game, I declare myself ineligible. ;) So congrats to this week's winner...

FLORALBUNNY! Way to go Bun! Totally well deserved!


Now if you want to combine the two winners, just subtitle this image with mine as well...

SOME WAYS OF GETTING TO SESAME STREET ARE MORE EXCITING THAN OTHERS...

*long pause for sick laughter*
Yeah, y'all can shack up with me in the new level of hell they're digging right now!
And when you can see through those teary eyes, here is this week's CT, starring Simon (it's been a while since the Doc has been here...)

Simon: Every one of you hoe tze duh pee goos know I'm allergic to chocolate...so who do I kill first? Jayne?
Jayne(OS): Um, I think I hear my momma callin'...

Right, now make it funnier!


BWAH!
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Thursday, October 19, 2006 4:47 PM

GOJIRO


KAYLEE: Simon, is that a candle in your pocket, or are ya just happy to see me?

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Thursday, October 19, 2006 4:53 PM

RMMC


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
WOOO! I'm a winner! Well, I tied. For the win. My first ever! However, since this is my game, I declare myself ineligible. ;) So congrats to this week's winner...

FLORALBUNNY! Way to go Bun! Totally well deserved!


Congrats, Bun!!! Whoot!!







Just as kaylee was making her big move to get Simon's attention, Jayne decided to play footsies under the table.


********
RMMC
"Those grenades?"
"Captain don't want 'em."
"Jayne, we're robbing the place, we're not occupying it."

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Thursday, October 19, 2006 5:04 PM

DAVESHAYNE




As Zoe "got all bendy" Simon wondered just exactly what Kaylee had put in the protein to make it taste "as chocolatey as possible."

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Thursday, October 19, 2006 5:11 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.




Simon: "What's going on? All I can see is red X's."

-or-

Simon: "Umm I never seen an edible candleabra before."

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Thursday, October 19, 2006 5:56 PM

N0SKILLZ





Simon: Who's foot is that in my lap?

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RAF Lakenheath
Security Deputy of the Sereni-Tree
"I can't feel my Danger Zone" Jayne Muppet!
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Thursday, October 19, 2006 6:07 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.


Simon: Look, I know it's a photoshoot, and my hair has to flow in the breeze, but can you turn the fan down a little? My cheeks hurt.

---

Who knew River could incorporeally possess people, too?

---

Simon was having a little too much fun with his jawbreaker...

---

The accidental injection Dr. Tam had given himself in the infirmary while trying to treat River was starting to have an affect.

---

Simon: Look at what I got, Jayne - a cake and boobs.

---

Underneath the calm facade, Simon was nursing his own insanity.

---
"What the world needs now is love, sweet love - it's the only thing that there's just too little of. What the world needs now is love, sweet love. No, not just for some, but for everyone."

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Thursday, October 19, 2006 6:24 PM

THEREALME


Simon: Why yes, I WAS born on February 29.

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Thursday, October 19, 2006 6:28 PM

DRAGONWINE


Great! And here I am without my lower teeth again! This could get messy.

OR

Despite not getting the role of "Angel", Sean still auditioned for Joss whenever he could.

OR

Please tell me that Verne "Mini-Me" Troyer will not jump out of this cake nekkid!

It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

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Thursday, October 19, 2006 6:41 PM

MALNARA


Simon: Wait, so you really ordered me a male dancer...........shiny.

Mal: Like I said, you're part of my crew.
Prophetic inspiration from my man Mal!

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Thursday, October 19, 2006 6:46 PM

THEREALME


He tried not to let on, but the fact that the candles were different sizes and colors made Simon want to KILL again!

TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree

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Thursday, October 19, 2006 8:05 PM

PUMAMANREDUX




Simon Tam, the Orbit gum posterboy

or

"I like Mentos .."

or ...

Simon could feel someting stirring in his pants ....

or

(Simon, whispered) "Kaylee, you want a leg waxing?"

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Thursday, October 19, 2006 8:15 PM

CHOO1701




Simon: How ya doin'?

or

It was at that piont Jayne realised those Slash fics could actually have some truth in them...

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TRAIN!!!

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Thursday, October 19, 2006 8:46 PM

FLORALBUNNY


OMG, what a tasteless bunch we are...
(blush)
*splits prize with TCM*

SIMON: Forget what anyone has told you about lycanthropy not being real ah hahaha owooooooo!

bun, creeped out
~Bastards feted my turtle~

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Thursday, October 19, 2006 9:12 PM

SIMONWHO




(In Simon's head): Woooooooo! Fire! Fire, fire, fire, fire, fire fire fire fire FIRE!

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Thursday, October 19, 2006 9:35 PM

VERSEEXPLORER



Zoe: Simon, it's been goin' on a year since Kaylee has had anything twixt her nethers that weren't run on batteries.
Simon: Huh?


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Thursday, October 19, 2006 10:16 PM

CITIZEN



Simon: What they don't know is that I'm not really a fugitive on the run from the law, lets see what happens, on Candid Camera.

Or

Simon: Hey Kaylee, do you think you should be doing that here?
Kaylee: Doing what?
Jayne: *grins*

Or

If any minute now the fire from the candles spread to Kaylee's cloths, then the other womens, this was the good dream.

He didn't want to think about the bad dream again...

Or

Simon: What they don't know is that I'm really a Vampire, come here Kaylee, lets see that pretty neck of yours...



More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Friday, October 20, 2006 1:09 AM

DEBBIE


Eta Kooram Nah Smech! AAWW Now that everyone is asleep I get the whole cake to myself.

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Friday, October 20, 2006 1:15 AM

CHOO1701




Best. View. EVER!

0r

it took a while, but Simon finally realised where river had put here medicine this morning.

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TRAIN!!!

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Friday, October 20, 2006 1:27 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE




Kaylee tried to distract Simon with the cake she had lovingly made for him, but he couldn't tear his eyes away from Inara's birthday present - a striptease.




More graphics and animations available at www.desktophippie.com

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Friday, October 20, 2006 4:52 AM

DEBBIE


Kaylee: Blow out those candles so I can give you The lap dance I promised for your Birthday

Simon: Fire? Well maybe in my pants, but, oh right FIRE!


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Friday, October 20, 2006 5:18 AM

MSG


Quote:






Simon: guess where my hand is NOW

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2



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Friday, October 20, 2006 5:26 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?


...and congrats to you too 'Bun!!!



Simon (thinking): Just keep smiling, nobody heard that fart.

OR

Simon (thinking): and to think I made my own cake in my bunk. Hmmmm... did I blow out THOSE candles?



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Friday, October 20, 2006 9:26 AM

RAINSTICK





little man loves fire.

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Friday, October 20, 2006 11:05 AM

CHOO1701




Simon: Yeah Baby!!!

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sheet!!!

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Friday, October 20, 2006 11:39 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




SIMON(to Jayne): Also, *I* can kill you with *MY* brain!
JAYNE(OS): OWW! AUGH! Hey wait, no you can't.
RIVER(OS): What a pair of boobs.

OR

SIMON: FEAR MY FLAMING DEATH STICKS!!!

OR

SIMON: Yes...yes...now you will all do my bidding!
CREW(in unison): yeeessss, Maaasssttteerrr...

OR

SIMON: So Jayne is going to birthday spank me? Riiiiiight...

OR

SIMON: Hey, should we be burning these? Doesn't Kaylee need these to put twixt her nethers?
KAYLEE: Um, standing right here!
SIMON: Go se...

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Friday, October 20, 2006 11:58 AM

GOJIRO


SIMON: You guys got me headless boobs? Sweet!

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Friday, October 20, 2006 12:05 PM

SABRI3L




Simon: Jayne.... is that Vera I feel?

or crazy space incest version....

Simon: River, you stay away from the fire, hide in my lap.

Knitter of Cunning Jayne Hats

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Friday, October 20, 2006 12:53 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.




Feeling an army boot sliding up and down his leg Simon looked up from the candles to see Jayne leering at him.....

Jayne (whispering): "You want to go little man?"

Simon: "ummmm ..... River?"

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Friday, October 20, 2006 2:05 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE


SIMON:"Aww shucks, you shouldn't have! Flavoured candles ontop of a rock!"

OR

Little did Simon know that the entire crew pitched in to make a cake completely of laxatives, which only Simon was allowed to eat.

OR

KAYLEE:"Here's your cake Simon, but do you want me to give you your present?"
*beat*
SIMON:"Umm...you guys eat the cake...i need to...talk...with kaylee....in my bunk...NOW!!!"

OR

Lost Footage of the crew celebrating Simon's first swearword after JAYNESTOWN.

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Friday, October 20, 2006 3:10 PM

CHOLLETT


VO: "Tonight on Dateline: Simon Tam. Criminal mastermind, or hero?"

OR

TV(OS): "I am a leaf on the wind..." *Simon laughs* "...watch how I-"
*Camera flashes*

OR

Simon: "Can't even shout...can't even cry...the Gentlemen are coming by...."

OR (an extended bit on that)

*Simon snaps out*
Simon: "RIVER! Cut that out!"

OR

Simon's attention from the vision to his right could only be averted by one thing: River walking in, mistaking birthday party with birthday suit...

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Friday, October 20, 2006 3:36 PM

FLORALBUNNY


rainstick wrote:
little man loves fire.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Gorramnit, rainstick, how we gonna top that?

bun, stymied
~Bastards, singe my fetid turtle~

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Friday, October 20, 2006 4:06 PM

DRAGONWINE


Simon thinking: So you all think you can vote me outta the tribe and off Serenity, huh, we'll just see about that.

Tune in next week when River goes Reaver on Survivor "Verse"

It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

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Friday, October 20, 2006 5:46 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




SIMON: No...THIS is what going mad feels like!

OR

SIMON: You promised me a 'virgin'. WTF?

OR

SIMON: I can teach your grandmother to suck eggs!

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Friday, October 20, 2006 6:40 PM

VERSEEXPLORER



Simon: Zoe, with Wash gone now, I'd like to try a Warrior Woman. Hey, Kaylee, what are you doing with that cake?


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Friday, October 20, 2006 8:22 PM

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER


Quote:

Originally posted by VerseExplorer:

Simon: Zoe, with Wash gone now, I'd like to try a Warrior Woman. Hey, Kaylee, what are you doing with that cake?



Simon(thinking): Wonder if I should mention how I celebrated my birthday last year? Nah...they'd never believe the part about the lube, nipple clamps and defibrilator paddles...

BlueEyedBrigadier

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Friday, October 20, 2006 8:26 PM

MISSTRESSAHARA




The lights and sound and tension of being a fugitive finally got to Simon as he looked manically at everyone at the table. "Mine is an evil laugh..... NOW DIE!"

If I'm a bitch, then life just got interesting

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Friday, October 20, 2006 8:34 PM

CHOO1701




Simon (in head): you thinking what i'm thinking?
River: Yes now shut up and blow the candles out!!!
Simon: oh....

or

Kaylee (whispering to River): where did you get those berries from again River?

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TRAIN!!!

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Friday, October 20, 2006 9:25 PM

RMMC





Just as Simon was about to blow out the candles, River dropped her ice planet in his lap.


"Those grenades?"
"Captain don't want 'em."
"Jayne, we're robbing the place, we're not occupying it."

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Friday, October 20, 2006 9:34 PM

FLORALBUNNY


SIMON: This isn't fear. Or anger. It's joy.
MAL: Well, kinda hard to tell one from t'others, face like yours.






bun, eyes wider
~Bastards sang to my turtle~

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Saturday, October 21, 2006 7:32 AM

DRAGONWINE


Having run out of batteries, Kaylee had to resort to the manual hand crank. Much to Simon's delight.

OR

Once again brilliant River shows Simon to be an idiot child, as he just now gets the joke she told him when she was 3.

It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

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Saturday, October 21, 2006 10:26 AM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE


The crew celebrated Simon finally hitting puberty.

(Don't hurt me!!)

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Saturday, October 21, 2006 10:45 AM

RAINSTICK




River to Simon: "I was sick on your cake."

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Saturday, October 21, 2006 12:50 PM

MAZAEN


I wish for... a laser cat-scan machine for my surgery and a lightning bolt to hit Jayne- just enough incapacitate him for a week, and a cream for minimising Sheppards hair to stop it scaring River.

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Saturday, October 21, 2006 6:47 PM

FLORALBUNNY


quoth the warped genius rainstick:
River to Simon: "I was sick on your cake."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Oh, God, we can't know that!
But since we do...
KAYLEE: It's the secret of how I got it so
chocolate-y.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
The above is not intended as an entry.
It is there strictly to gross you out.


bun, munching Hershey's Special Dark
~Bastards enrobed my turtle~

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Saturday, October 21, 2006 6:58 PM

RMMC


Quote:

Originally posted by dragonwine:

Once again brilliant River shows Simon to be an idiot child, as he just now gets the joke she told him when she was 3.



ROTF! I like this one!




********
RMMC
"Those grenades?"
"Captain don't want 'em."
"Jayne, we're robbing the place, we're not occupying it."

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Sunday, October 22, 2006 6:44 AM

CHOO1701




Everyone got freaked out when the Kaylees's Simon Love bot started to sing "Daisy, Daisy" and have that look in his eyes.... (why she has a Simon bot, don't ask me...)

or

Moments later, Simons dream of a thousand naked dancing Kaylees on his birthday was ruined by River projectile vomiting over his bed...

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TRAIN!!!

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Monday, October 23, 2006 7:30 AM

MSG


Quote:

:





Simon's master plan was amazingly successful. Not only was the drug making them compliant, all the women walking around naked was great for morale

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2



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Monday, October 23, 2006 9:08 AM

JPSTARGAZER




The Firefly cast celebrates with Sean Maher after he received an Emmy for "Best Pronounciation of the Word 'Ship' in a Television Series."



"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono

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Monday, October 23, 2006 4:01 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.




Simon: So this is what Happy Birthday sounds like in pentatonic scale.
River: No that's just Jayne and Wash singing off key.














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