Sorry, double post...ignore this one by patsrule

I know it was a typo - but
Tithe-Semem(semon) -Kool aid was really funny

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 10:06 AM

DEWRASTLER

Quote:
Originally posted by EmmaRigby:
Sporks! They're very randon, plus a very cool word.
Spoooooorks!!!

a.k.a. The Runcible Spoon.

I know way too many odd facts for my own good.

One day.
One plan.
One army of Browncoats.

On June 23rd, we aim to misbehave.
http://www.serenityday.org/
http://forum.serenityday.org/

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 10:06 AM

domo arigato mister roboto

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 10:08 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by copilot:
I wouldn't sell your shares just yet. I've heard rumors oh a spatula spork merger.

An I carried such a torch

Yes! Our appliances must merge! After all, we're now officially sharing a room this summer!

(Ooops, now I've scared her off!)

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 10:08 AM

yes yes I can't spell my way out of a wet paper bag.
You figure out what I was doing in a wet paper bag in the first place and you get a shiny new penny!

An I carried such a torch

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 10:09 AM

You can't scare me! Welcome home Roomie.

An I carried such a torch

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 10:12 AM

WHOOPS

Oooo an empty thread wait echo......echo nah its not that empty someone just shouted echo back at me lol

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"Love. You can do all the math in the 'Verse, but you take a boat in the air you
don't love, she'll shake you off sure as a turnin' of worlds. Love keeps her in
the air when she oughtta fall down. Tells you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens.
Makes her a home." Mal

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 10:12 AM

Douitashimashi.....
Oh yeah I think I'm turning Japanese
since we are starting on 80's songs here.
Nooooooo I'm being drawen into the fun, oh the light the light. Well enjoy and catch ya in a bit.

mata, Ookami yori

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 10:13 AM

Ok, the time has come to unleash the best religious text I have yet to meet on all of you:
(I'm told it took twenty minutes to write.)

That would be Deity-ism.

"In the beginning, there was Deity. Deity was a studious, though somewhat clumsy god/godess, and it came to pass that His/Her elbow knocked a vial of some mystical chemicals into a cauldron of some primordial soup (mmmm, that's good life-force!) and thus, the earth and all single-celled life forms upon it were born. This happened roughly 120 million years ago (8 days, Deity-time) and now, in the present day, Deity has finally recovered from the shock of seeing this unfold before Him/Her and has decided to provide mankind with 10 commandments (Deity is a sucker for cliché) to guide them on the path that She/He has thought up for them while on the can, where all His/Her best decisions take place. These commandments are written in Deity's own words, transcribed by Dave from the Holy City Of Edinburgh."

1 - Thou shalt not have any gods, not even me, your creator, for you are such a screwed up creation that I am utterly ashamed to acknowledge you. How do you think it makes me feel at Deity-Con every year when all the other gods, godesses and various genderless deities are all bragging about how their creations have achieved world peace, are geometrically perfect, have transcended corporeal existence and what-not, and what do I have to show them? You guys. All "look at me, I'm better than him because my skin is two percent lighter than his" and "my gun is bigger than your gun". Frankly, you're an embarassment.

2 - Thou shalt create graven images wherever and whenever thou damn well please. In fact, if one of you mortals could get around to carving me a nice little dolphin sculpture, that would be much appreciated. Sure, I can create as many as I want with my supernatural powers, but hey, you've got the time and the resources, so why should I waste my magickal batteries?

3 - Thou shalt take the names of absolutely everyone in vain, because it's fun to do so.

4 - Remember the orgy day, and to keep it free of all other obligations. For such is the will of the Mistress/Master, your Deity. A semi-official body-hair-removal day wouldn't hurt either.

5 - Do not honour thy father and thy mother, because a recent study indicates that almost all forms of neuroses in adulthood are caused by parental bullshit. In fact, do away with the whole concept of hereditary family altogether. Bond with the people you want to be close to, instead of people who think they automatically deserve your respect when they have done nothing to earn it.

6 - Thou shalt kill right-wingers and conservatives wherever you may find them. Be eternally vigilant against their evil, for they are vile creations that, in retrospect, were a bit of a cock-up on my part. But hey, they're your responsibility now. Prove you can defeat them once and for all, and maybe I'd start to respect you mortals a little.

7 - So, adultery. That old chestnut. Uh... it's your call. You don't have to get married if you don't want to, and if you do then what happens from there on is your choice. What consenting adults do together is nobody's business but their own. Incidentally, polygamy is entirely acceptible, as is homosexuality. Boy, worshipping me has it's perks when you consider the meaningless taboos you guys have thrown up for pretty much everything that ocurrs in nature.

8 - Thou shalt steal from faceless corporations as often as possible. Do the whole "Robin Hood" thing. (The "rob from the rich and give to the poor" bit, not the living in the woods in green tights... unless you're doing a Mel Brooks spoof movie, in which case anything goes...)

9 - Thou shalt not take any notice of this "hell" crap they've been hawking to you. When you die, there's a brief tingling sensation followed by a short spell in a queue to enter a Processing Centre.. You will then be shown a short promotional film about the benefits of reincarnation, after which you will have your choice of reincarnation in whatever form you desire, or an eternity in my presence. I suggest you go with reincarnation, because I really don't think I want many of you clutterring up my realm for eternity.

10 - Thou shalt covet. Thou shalt covet a lot. As if you could stop yourselves from coveting. I mean come on, all it takes is a tight ass, a fast car and a big house and you guys are coveting away like it's a covet-fest in covet-country.

-

The Plan Of Deity
And Deity gazed upon His/Her creation and said to Him/Herself; "Man are these guys gonna f*ck up my social life."

For eternity is kind of an open ended thing, and so the great plan was revealed to mankind through Deity's most trusted servant, Dave from The Holy City Of Edinburgh; "Just slack off, I can't be bothered with you."

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 10:15 AM

CITIZEN

Quote:
Originally posted by copilot:
yes yes I can't spell my way out of a wet paper bag.
You figure out what I was doing in a wet paper bag in the first place and you get a shiny new penny!

An I carried such a torch

I shudder to think... How did it get wet, that's what I want to know?

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
And as you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say.

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 10:15 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by copilot:
yes yes I can't spell my way out of a wet paper bag.

Do not forget Commandment 30, created by the scribe herself if memory serves:
30: Ye shalt not judge another by his/her/it's spelling.

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 10:17 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by copilot:
You can't scare me! Welcome home Roomie.

An I carried such a torch

Nah, I'm not that scary! I'm armless.

Or I will be soon, SimonB and Citizen have promised!

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 10:17 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Quote:
Originally posted by copilot:
yes yes I can't spell my way out of a wet paper bag.
You figure out what I was doing in a wet paper bag in the first place and you get a shiny new penny!

An I carried such a torch
I shudder to think... How did it get wet, that's what I want to know?

Just remember the words of Marvin: "... like a stone through a wet paper bag. I hate wet paper bags."

I find a lot of use for bold in this thread.

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 10:21 AM

How bout 60's music

Take the last train to Clarksville
And I'll met you at the station.
You can be there by four thirty
C7
'Cause I've made your reservation. Don't be slow.
Oh no, no, no!
Oh no, no, no!

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 10:27 AM

Yes, but we are getting off the Japanese theme
oh my

Well to continue w/ 60's/70's themed music (forgive me if I'm a decade off on some of these songs)
Strawberry Fields for every
Ooh Cecilia, your breaking my heart .....
and of course Jerry Lee Louis w/ Goodness Gracisous Great Balls of Fire.....
I'm having a brian fart on other songs so you will have to excuss me.
mata, Ookami yori

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 10:27 AM

I've eaten my delicous Christhecynic essence and I must say it was filling. My new favorite substance. Does it come in any other flavors though? Perhaps a nice garlic and oragano? Or maybe I could put in a request at the main office also.

An I carried such a torch

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 10:29 AM

Okay why are you guys removing Emma's arms?
Cause I like her arms! Could I have the left one? Pretty pretty please?!?

An I carried such a torch

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 10:33 AM

how about 80's again

At Forever Beach our love goes on and on
8675309

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 10:34 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by copilot:
Could I have the left one? Pretty pretty please?!?

Maybe you'll like it more than my essence.

-

By the way I'm getting this strange Dr. Strangelove feeling what with everyone seeking my essence.

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 10:34 AM

I like mine with salt and a touch of vinegar.

Hmmmmmm Emma's arms - are they tasty? Do they taste like chicken?

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 10:35 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
how about 80's again

How about the entire soundtrack to Real Genius?

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 10:38 AM

CITIZEN

Quote:
Originally posted by copilot:
Okay why are you guys removing Emma's arms?
Cause I like her arms! Could I have the left one? Pretty pretty please?!?

An I carried such a torch

If you can think of a better way of fitting her in a suitcase I'd like to hear it.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
And as you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say.

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 10:39 AM

Was that not one of the FINEST movies ever made! In particular Debbie Foremans query of Val Kilmer in reference to pounding spikes into boards with male appendages.

I LOVE THAT MOVIE!

sorry, went back in time, thought I was 16 again

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 10:40 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by copilot:
Okay why are you guys removing Emma's arms?
Cause I like her arms! Could I have the left one? Pretty pretty please?!?

An I carried such a torch

I don't know. What are you intending to do with it?!

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 10:46 AM

hahahaha 20 year old technology rules!!!1

An I carried such a torch

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 10:48 AM

I need an extra arm for patting myself on the back for being so darn clever and also to reach the space behind the refridgerator where everything seems to wind up

An I carried such a torch

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 10:56 AM

oooh ooooh I need one to hold the hood of the car open when I try to check the oil!

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 10:59 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by embers:
according to Terry Pratchett eagles will grab hold of the box turtle, and drop it from a great height...to crack that shell.

upon the couch and quietly dreaming....
when suddenly i woke up screaming...
i thought of the turtle, safely in his shell, tucked...
but in the case of the eagle....
i guess he's f**ked.....

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 11:00 AM

CITIZEN

Browncoat body part sale! One time only event! Every peice of them must go!

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
And as you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say.

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 11:02 AM

TAYEATRA

Quote:
Originally posted by EmmaRigby:
Quote:
Originally posted by copilot:
I wouldn't sell your shares just yet. I've heard rumors oh a spatula spork merger.

An I carried such a torch

Yes! Our appliances must merge! After all, we're now officially sharing a room this summer!

(Ooops, now I've scared her off!)

I'm back!

I decided I liked spatula's enough to buy the company.
Then I instigated a company merger with spork inc.
Sporks and spatula's have merger (double ended eating appliance), this renders all other cutlery unnecessary.

Abandon all cutlery ye who enter here.

Also... can someone give my room-mates arms back... only, she's supposed to be driving!

*****
Taya
*****
Dark Angel, Firefly, Buffy, Angel, Enterprise, Farscape... anything else you'd like to cancel?

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 11:13 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
I LOVE THAT MOVIE!

It turns 21 this year, not sure when this year, could have already.

I always liked, "I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates when he said, 'I drank what!?'"

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 11:17 AM

TAYEATRA

Ok... this makes the movie older than me- just, which narrows it down substantially.

I still don't know what it is though.

Would someone mind filling in the gap in my inadequate knowledge?

*****
Taya
*****
Dark Angel, Firefly, Buffy, Angel, Enterprise, Farscape... anything else you'd like to cancel?

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 11:27 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by christhecynic:
I once had a god named Random.

i have a ran-dom detector in the basement....

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 11:28 AM

mind the gap....

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 11:31 AM

What'd ya need to know?
Val Kilmer-1985 it's hilarious!

An I carried such a torch

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 11:59 AM

Ohhhh neato body part sell!!!
I'm putting my nose up for auction. Any takers? I've been meaning to replace it anyway.

An I carried such a torch

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 12:08 PM

are you selling your nose to spite your face?

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 12:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by copilot:
Ohhhh neato body part sell!!!
I'm putting my nose up for auction. Any takers? I've been meaning to replace it anyway.

An I carried such a torch

I could donate some of my breasts. I have plenty to go around and don't mind sharing! (That was a lot less dodgy in my head!

)

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 12:11 PM

Nope not just to spite my face. That's just a nice little side effect.

An I carried such a torch

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 12:36 PM

Doesn't that get awfully messy when you have a cold?

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 12:50 PM

All right I'm back to pick up the mayhem where its left off. As to 80s songs here goes
Kars (sp?) w/ Walk like an Eygptian (Last 80s song w/ Japanese reference I can think of)
Tainted Love ---- Well take my love and thats not nearly enough ooh Tainted Love......
Lets see..... Love shack of course
As to the Spork and Spatchual mearger, I ask for 20% share of stock + Ocean front property!!!

Otherwise sounds fine w/ me. Well take it easy ladies and Gents
mata, Ookami yori

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 1:35 PM

Walk like an Egyptian was the Bangles you phillestine!

LOL

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 1:38 PM

Hey what happened to the randomdinity of this thread! (thats the technical term)

I now declare this thread becoming to specific as to meaning so to you I say:

OH TO BE A THREE HORNED FLINK!

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 1:40 PM

Thanks,
Yeah as you can tell I remeber the song better then the band lol

Thanks for correcting me!!!! Well same old same old. Hey I blame it on this cold I'm still trying to kick here.
mata, Ookami yori

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 1:44 PM

Beware the Jub-Jub bird,
And shun, the froomious bandersnatch!

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 1:50 PM

Bandersnatch! Bandersnatch!

I say balderdash and squibbledy pidgit!

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 2:18 PM

NO ANCHOVIES PLEASE!
This is the story of a young couple in Portland, Maine.
While waiting for her husband Don to return home from work, she reaches for
a can of anchovies. As she spreads the tiny fish across a piece of lettuce,
she notices a small note at the bottom of the can. Written on it is a
telephone number. Curious, she dials, and is told, "Don't move, lady, we'll
be right over." Placing the phone back on the hook, she turns to see three
smartly dressed men standing in her kitchen doorway. Before she realizes
what is happening to her, she is rolled tightly in long sheets of cellophane,
transported to an international airport, and placed on a waiting jet-liner.
All this being too much for her to comprehend, she passes out.
Upon awakening, she finds herself in a strange, foreign speaking nation
("Dalas nekcihc dna tihs nekcihc neewteb ecnereffid eht wonk ot suineg a
ekat t'nseod ti."). Alone, fearing her escape impossible, she seeks comfort
in the arms of a confidential agent. With the trace of her kiss still warm
upon his lips, he betrays her to the hands of three scientists who are
engaged in diabolical, avant-garde experiments previously performed only on
insects and other small, meaningless creatures. Using her as their subject,
they are delighted with the results. For the first time, a human being is
transformed into a ("shhh... it's secret").
Meanwhile, back in Portland, Maine...
Her husband Don, now chain-smoking 40 packs of cigarettes a day, sits at a
local bar and has a few beers with the regulars. Bored, everyone's
attention turns to the television set that just hangs from the wall.
("Welcome to Bowling for Dollars"). Suddenly, crazy Al says, "S-say, Don,
there sure is something familiar about that bowling ball." To which a
terrified Don replies, "Oh my God! That bowling ball! It's my wife!"
And the lesson we learn from this story is, next time you place your order,
don't forget to say, "No anchovies please."

J Geils Band

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 3:11 PM

So now I have learned not to trust people who talk about chicken shit in reverse.

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 3:23 PM