THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #63 by CunningOrangeToque

The controls on the new microwave Mal had bought for Serenity seemed a tad complicated.

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Thursday, May 24, 2007 12:23 PM

DAVESHAYNE

If you select the red dot on the right it plays this silly song:

Fruchtige oatey Stäbe
Bilden einen Mann aus einer Maus heraus
Fruchtige oatey Stäbe
Bilden Sie Büste aus Ihrer Bluse heraus
Essen Sie sie die ganze Zeit
Lassen Sie sie Ihren Verstand durchbrennen

It's "Eine fruchtiges oatey gute Zeit"

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Thursday, May 24, 2007 12:42 PM

SICKDUDE

*Jayne presses the play button*
Narrator: Welcome to "Extinct Life of Earth-That-Was, Volume 43: Migration Patterns of the Manatee"....
Jayne: Gorramit! Why'd that fool girl have to rip the labels off our movie collection, too?!

"I am your father, Luke. Give in to the Dark Side, you nob!" - Doug McKenzie

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Thursday, May 24, 2007 1:58 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Awwww Gee Guys! (insert "shucks" where applicable) thx for da votes!

Kaylee: Well that new Collectors edition sure is shiny!

or

Wash: Anybody seen Frodo? Got a wave for him.
Zoe: I'll send him the word. Who is it?
Wash: hmmmm... Says here... Some fella named Sauron.

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Thursday, May 24, 2007 5:25 PM

gratz, pdc!
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Ich liebe David, who wrote:
Fruchtige oatey Stäbe
Bilden einen Mann aus einer Maus heraus
Fruchtige oatey Stäbe
Bilden Sie Büste aus Ihrer Bluse heraus
Essen Sie sie die ganze Zeit
Lassen Sie sie Ihren Verstand durchbrennen

It's "Eine fruchtiges oatey gute Zeit"
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JAYNE (looking at controls of Serenity's new washer-dryer with considerable perplexity and annoyance): If I'd wanted learnin' I'd have gone to school.

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OR:

WASH: This goes to eleven.
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Thursday, May 24, 2007 8:28 PM

CHOO1701

Moments later the Cylon Virus struck and shut down all the ships systems.

Wash: told ya we should of got a mac!

and

Wash: so you got the new software preatty cheap huh?

Mal: yep, bargain basement price.

Wash: well thats good, works well ... except for one small problem.

Mal: oh .... whats that?

Wash: NOBODY SPEAKS GERMAN ON THIS SHIP!!!

(it is German right? )

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Friday, May 25, 2007 3:25 PM

MAL: Riverrrrrr! Help us out here. Babelfish
don't put a dent in this and 'Nara can't figure
it out either.
RIVER: All your base are belong to us.
MAL: Hunh!

bun
Frisky Browncoat
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Saturday, May 26, 2007 5:48 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Choo1701:

River, after staring into the datapad for a minute, began to whisper in tongues.
"Ash nazg derbaturlak
Ash nazg gimbatul
Ash nazg thrakatuluk
agh burzum-ishi krimpatul"

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Hissssssssss!

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Saturday, May 26, 2007 1:21 PM

I was thinking about inserting a joke about a one eyed monster here, but I caught myself 'fore I could.

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Sunday, May 27, 2007 10:09 AM

LOL @ Coupi -- you've a problem with Cyclops jokes?
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
~radiohead~

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Sunday, May 27, 2007 10:52 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CaptainCoupi:

The crew were all hooked on series 47 of Heroes.

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Hissssssssss!

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Sunday, May 27, 2007 12:26 PM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Quote:
Originally posted by EmmaRigby:
Quote:
Originally posted by CaptainCoupi:

FOX's latest promotional effort was not much more successful that its previous.

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Sunday, May 27, 2007 1:17 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
LOL @ Coupi -- you've a problem with Cyclops jokes?

Hah, not generally Bun', but there are ladies present so a'm watching my P's and Q's.
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Despite staring for what seemed like an age, Mal just couldn't see where the ship's hamster was in the new cage they had bought her.

Mal: The wheels spinnin', but.....?

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Sunday, May 27, 2007 3:16 PM

Gorramnit, C. C., you now owe me a keyboard!
Hamster...bwah ha ha. That's as bad as the girls who are trying to gag Penguin over on
the gossi board. I've gagged a maggot but never a Penguin.
~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`

Bong! Bong! Turn hard a-port at the end of ten seconds. Turn hard a-port at the end of ten seconds. Your trunk lid is open. Your trunk lid is open. Bong! Bong!

bun
Frisky Browncoat
~Bastards talked to my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Why Bill Pardy?~

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Sunday, May 27, 2007 3:20 PM

DARKJESTER

Jayne: "I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you."

Mal: "Stop sounding like a fong luh computer, Jayne, I'm not letting you back in the ruttin' airlock!"

Jayne: "Open the pod bay doors, Mal."

Mal: "Wha...??"

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

http://www.fireflytalk.com - Big Damn Podcast

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Monday, May 28, 2007 9:09 AM

CHOO1701

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Bong! Bong! Turn hard a-port at the end of ten seconds. Turn hard a-port at the end of ten seconds. Your trunk lid is open. Your trunk lid is open. Bong! Bong!

LOL!!

mwanwhile on the celestrial plan:

Wash: they replaced me with a....a ....TOM TOM!?!?

Book: looks like its the vibrating version too...

Wash:

and (offically)

Jayne was right. The DVD DID get all those preatty lights, although the angels were missing...

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Monday, May 28, 2007 11:55 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Gorramnit, C. C., you now owe me a keyboard!
Hamster...bwah ha ha. That's as bad as the girls who are trying to gag Penguin over on
the gossi board. I've gagged a maggot but never a Penguin.
~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`

Note to self: Christmas present for Bun' = splash proof keyboard.

Someone's tryin' to gag the Mighty Penguin. Poor little guy, hope he B*tch slaps them with a flipper.

Gag a Maggot?!?! I had to look that one up

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Mal: Jayne, Wash, stop playing PONG 2517(TM) and get back to work.

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Monday, May 28, 2007 6:51 PM

Captain Coupi wrote:
Note to self: Christmas present for Bun' = splash proof keyboard.

Someone's tryin' to gag the Mighty Penguin. Poor little guy, hope he B*tch slaps them with a flipper.

Gag a Maggot?!?! I had to look that one up
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Christmas? Too late. Taping plastic from top of
screen out to front edge of keyboard.

Penguin's flippers were another issue when they
got out the handcuffs. Sick little puppies.
Pengy just gets behind his big blue sofa and hides.

Oh, and where can one look up maggot-gagging?
Might be useful one day.
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JAYNE & WASH: Naw, Cap'n, sir. We're playing
Ms. Pac-Man 2515...

bun
Frisky Browncoat
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Monday, May 28, 2007 7:56 PM

MAGHAFFAR

Bwahahahahaha!

DARKJESTER's got MY vote with the 2001 parody.
Might've gone over some of the younguns but
for us geezers [anyone over 40] this one ROCKS!

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Free MP3 uploader (PC) at: www.tonethis.com
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Tuesday, May 29, 2007 12:38 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Christmas? Too late. Taping plastic from top of
screen out to front edge of keyboard.

Penguin's flippers were another issue when they
got out the handcuffs. Sick little puppies.
Pengy just gets behind his big blue sofa and hides.

Oh, and where can one look up maggot-gagging?
Might be useful one day.
~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`

Christmas is too late. Hmmm I could get you a plexiglass bulletproof and waterproof keyboard shield for international 'Hug Your Cat Day' on June 1st.

http://www.holidays.net/dailys.htm

I think I've seen Penguins Blue Couch in some other threads. Very snazzy,

Where to look up 'Gag a Maggott'; www.urbandictionary.com of course.

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The new Companion Guild eye test didn't seem to do anything but give Inara a migraine.

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Tuesday, May 29, 2007 5:03 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Wash: I love this new dashboard interface, but I can't for the life of me turn that (chinese swear words) right turn signal off!

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Wednesday, May 30, 2007 11:40 AM

Jayne: [Opens eyes slowly and goggily and then does a double take] Ah crap, a tunnel with a light at the end of it, I've not ...... you know.... passed beyond?

Mal: Turn the light on ya idjit. You just fell asleep watching a DVD.

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Wednesday, May 30, 2007 7:52 PM

Try as he might, Mal was never able to master Inara's computer screen.
But she couldn't manage Serenity's TV recorder, either.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 2:16 PM

FIZZIX

Wash: "Yeah, Mal, you broke the game. Now not only can you not turn left, the menu shows up over all gameplay."

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May not be smart, and it may not please you, but you're definitely gonna see what I have to say.

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 3:38 PM

RIVER: I was trying to fix your oscilloscope and
it turned into a Pensieve...

bun
Frisky Browncoat
~Bastards sined my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Thursday, May 31, 2007 3:44 PM

PUMAMANREDUX

(Wash) "Black round thing at 12 o'clock"
(Mal) "What the hell is a black round thing??"
(Wash) "All I know is its worse than an orange swirly thing"

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'You leave Earth and anything you forget to bring with you will kill you. Anything you do bring with you which doesn't work properly will kill you. When in doubt, just assume *everything* will kill you.' Nathan Spring, Star Cops

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Friday, June 1, 2007 12:38 PM

The RING 2517: Yet another horror movie series done to death.

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Friday, June 1, 2007 12:55 PM

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA

Saffron finds an even more effective way of disabling Serenity - Changing her default language to German.

Or

Simon - "They had something like this on Earth That Was, they called it the Blue Screen of Death."
Mal - "If I wanted a History Lesson I'd talk to a History Proffesor."
River - "Touche."

"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card

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Friday, June 1, 2007 6:23 PM

MAL: "You are expecting" -- "a boy" -- all right, everyone, was this left on the table by accident or is someone trying to send a message?
(Crickets chirping)

bun
~Bastards knocked up my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Saturday, June 2, 2007 4:18 AM

Snort! Very funny Bun.

Machine: You are six feet tall and 150 Lbs. Your fortune is that you should beware of sharp pointed objects.

Wash: Huh, wonder what that means.

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Saturday, June 2, 2007 6:32 PM

Owie, Capt. Coupi!
(I'v nearly worn out the DVD but still cover my eyes when That Scene approaches)

(wooop, wooop, wooop!)
Achtung! Achtung! Raus! Raus! Raus!
(wooop, wooop, wooop!)

bun
Frisky Browncoat
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Sunday, June 3, 2007 12:31 AM

What scene is that? There's no such scene on my DVD, [Covers ears] LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you, I don't know what you're talking about. LA LA LA LA!
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Mal: Whadda ya mean the picture isn't straight.

Inara: Look, when I put the spirit level on it, it's sloping to the right.

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Sunday, June 3, 2007 4:34 PM

*handing CC a pair of those ugly orange earplugs*
Have it your way, Cap. Heh.
Wanna blindfold?
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Modern fuel pumps can change prices while in use,
corresponding to the market price of oil.
Voice message: "Be advised that the per-gallon
price of your gasoline may differ at the last
gallon from what it was at the first."

bun
Frisky Browncoat
~Bastards gouged my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Monday, June 4, 2007 1:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
*handing CC a pair of those ugly orange earplugs*
Have it your way, Cap. Heh.
Wanna blindfold?
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Hey thanks Bun'. They'll come in really useful when I'm watching non-existant scence where no one at all has to interact in any way with nasty, spikey, harpoony things.

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Commentator: And as you can see sports fans the score is still tied at no runs in the semi-annual Alliance Vs Browncoat Spbaseball game.

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Tuesday, June 5, 2007 7:18 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Mal: You Sank my Battleship!!!
Zoe: Pay up, Sir.

OR

Simon: Amazing! We got the angle for a Total Solar Eclipse.
Wash: (dramatified) Ohhhmmmm... Ohhhmmmmm... Ohhhmmmm... I command thee moon! BRING US LIGHT!!!

OR

Mal: What in the tyen shiao duh is that?
Wash: Apparently, The entire star is covered with what appears to be… uhhhhhh…. *double take* Space Monkeys!?!
Jayne: I ain't goin' nowhere near Monkey territory.

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Tuesday, June 5, 2007 9:26 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by pdcharles:

Oooh some really good ones sincle last I looked!

The crew watched in amazement. As Serenity rotated her view from a vertical to a side on perspective, the small sun peeked out from beneath the newly discovered world, showing it in all its glory. It was a flat disc, supported on the backs of four giant elephants that were standing on the back of a turtle of impossible size, its shell frosted with frozen methane, pitted with meteor craters, and scoured with asteroidal dust.

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Hissssssssss!

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Tuesday, June 5, 2007 12:10 PM

Despite using all the different scan modes, rotating the analysis table and clearing the buffers, when the little red light came on to confirm the analysis complete they could only draw one conclusion.

Wash: Yep, it's a bowling ball.

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Tuesday, June 5, 2007 9:04 PM

CC wrote in part:
Wash: Yep, it's a bowling ball.
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That bowling ball! It's my wife!!

'Scuse me. Irresistible.
Y'all are too good. I've been trying to work
out a way to use the "diamond ring" eclipse
effect and now I can stop, thank you!

Caption on, troops.

bun on the run
~Bastards outdid my turtle~

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Wednesday, June 6, 2007 3:48 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CaptainCoupi:

Although it had seemed like a genius idea after loosing to River for the twelth game in a row, Wash had to admit that using a CD instead of the air-hockey puck wasn't working out too well.

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Hissssssssss!

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Wednesday, June 6, 2007 8:42 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
CC wrote in part:
Wash: Yep, it's a bowling ball.
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That bowling ball! It's my wife!!

'Scuse me. Irresistible.
Y'all are too good. I've been trying to work
out a way to use the "diamond ring" eclipse
effect and now I can stop, thank you!

Ahh Bun'. You're one of the best captioners I know. You'll think of a great one.

Something about bowling balls, wives and my best female freind, (apart from Mrs CC), being due made me think.
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Jayne: Well what is it Doc'? What got my inside so all turned about?

Simon: [Staring at the med' scanners display] Well.... This is just..... Congratulations, you're pregnant.

Jayne: ...... [ Speechless ] .......

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Wednesday, June 6, 2007 2:32 PM

Bwah, CC! And my best to the bulging Mrs. CC!!
If Jayne got preggers his ma would run up a few
things in camo combat maternity and he'd wear
his hat with it.

We shall consider the diamond ring idea well used
and not fool further with it.

Balls, OTOH, have not been exhausted (long may
they wave) and I offer one more, not elegant
but about as far as I can get it without taking
a month off:
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JAYNE: It's just, well, you've been so... indecisive...
MAL: Not to open an old wound, Mister Cobb, but aren't you the genius who thought
microwaving my Magic 8-Ball would speed it up?
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
~Bastards spurred my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Wednesday, June 6, 2007 3:18 PM

JACKEBROWN

Love the 2001 Gag!

Mine-

"Whats the WURST thing that could happen with a German SatNav,Wash?"

or

"Gorram Universal Translators-MUESLI Bars won't work!"

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Wednesday, June 6, 2007 6:11 PM

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA

Mal - "Wait, I know that Easter-Egg. Before you press that, How exactly do you make River Sleep?"

"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card

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Thursday, June 7, 2007 1:21 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
And my best to the bulging Mrs. CC!!

LOL Whoa Bun'. Just to confirm its my best female freind APART from Mrs CC. Technically Mrs CC's best friend. Don't want to start rumours.

We're planning for that later this year but gotta do some travelling first.

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Kaylee: [Looking at a monior attached to a long fibre optic cable] Ewww! Well that's the reason your toilet has been overflowing. Looks like someone flushed an action figure down there.

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Thursday, June 7, 2007 2:56 PM

>Just to confirm its my best female freind APART from Mrs CC.
Correction logged, CC. :;-)
>We're planning for that later this year but >gotta do some travelling first.
So it's the traveling that causes it, 'mmm?
LOL @ yer caption. Wonder if it's a talking action
figure...

yet another caption:
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Upon inspection, the captured Reaver equipment
was discovered to have been participating in
SETI@home.
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
~etc.~
waiting for a launch here locally, window 721-734 PM (US) PDT -- kinda windy...xing fingers...

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Thursday, June 7, 2007 7:00 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

IT'S VOTING TIME!!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark?pollID=1043862&sparkKey=04f60f
7b7255c6dae61f4dde601ab36db0

VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE THREE!

The next Round will be up on Monday. Have fun!

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Friday, June 8, 2007 6:47 AM