THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #65 by CunningOrangeToque

Gratz, COT. May we caption you & Jewel too?

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HENCHPERSON: Trap!
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or

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HENCHPERSON: So -- you guys have met?
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
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Thursday, June 28, 2007 5:59 PM

SHINY

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Gratz, COT. May we caption you & Jewel too?

Allow me:

Jewel: One inch lower, mister, and you'll have to learn to type them shiny captions in a cast...

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I don't need a gorram back-spaceship driver!!!

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Friday, June 29, 2007 6:09 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Gratz to u FLORALBUNNY!

...and I'm jealous COT!!!! ...AND that is freakin' hillarious Shiny!

Niska: Floaty-face, you always bring me
the very best violence.

EDIT: At home, the pic is not as dark and before I could only see the face of Niska's aide. What u say? Its still not funny, LOL!

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Friday, June 29, 2007 4:47 PM

Yeah, Shiny. You've pretty well captured the
COT/Jewel atmosphere.

now for the other image...
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MAL (OS):...and they say people don't look like their pets...
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ohhhh, it's warmish-er than I like here today
and little of any value springs to mind.

bun
somwhat less than Frisky Browncoat

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Friday, June 29, 2007 5:39 PM

Niska: Did I leave the porch light on?

David

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Friday, June 29, 2007 6:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Congrats, Floralbunny! :) You did good!

New entry:

Niska: It looks okay, yes?
Henchman: Don't worry about it, Sir; a scalp like that is, uh, shiny!

Or:

Henchman: Sir, I think Malcolm Reynolds is here.
Niska: Ooo, this is good news. How can you tell?
Henchman: Eh, look around you, Sir: he riddled us with holes!

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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Saturday, June 30, 2007 4:38 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Dalin: Sir, we have indeed found glasses smaller than yours.
Niska: Send a team. The best. Very exciting.

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Saturday, June 30, 2007 4:22 PM

Firefly's casting director suggests that the
Niska actor grow out his hair so he can have
a part as a Shepherd in a future episode.
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HENCHPERSON: It's Mrs. Niska, sir, asking
you to bring home a loaf of bread.

NISKA: How do you know it's Mrs. Niska? Did
she give you the password?

HENCHPERSON: Yes, sir, Mr. Lamby-toes, sir.
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
~all that stuff~

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Saturday, June 30, 2007 10:26 PM

MISSTRESSAHARA

Quote:
Originally posted by pdcharles:

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HENCHMAN: "Your serious, Wash dies?"

NISKA: "Yes, very sad."

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Sunday, July 1, 2007 7:44 AM

FIZZIX

Just for fun:

Niska [singing along]: Captain Jean Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise...

And now for something completely different!

Henchman: Are you okay?
Niska: I can't seem to remember whose ear that is. Down there, on the floor.

And now something even more completely different!

Niska: ... and you glued a piece of paper with a supposedly amusing comment to my cat... why?

None of which are good, but I think they have merits... when I'm... high?

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Sunday, July 1, 2007 12:22 PM

SAB39

Bennet (OS): Go deep. Take everything. Make sure he remembers nothing about Reynolds, or Serenity, or the unfortunate demise of Mr. Crow...

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Sunday, July 1, 2007 12:50 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Dalin: Sir, I just got word from your online girl-friend.
Niska: Yes?
Dalin: She says she's ready to meet the real you now.

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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Sunday, July 1, 2007 3:02 PM

Oh, heck.
My caption for Jewel and COT is
"Do you want to meet the real me now?"
Well, there it is. Anyway.
Heh.
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And for the other contest in this here-now thread:

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HENCHDUDE: You're not sly, are you?
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another:
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NISKA: Tell me I'm pretty
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bun
Frisky Browncoat

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Sunday, July 1, 2007 5:53 PM

MAZAEN

Niska: "I told them Bananas in Pyjamas were coming after River and they have yellow hands, but they didn't listen to me"

PD charles entry is funny.

Quote:
Dalin: Sir, we have indeed found glasses smaller than yours.

That gave me a good chuckle. lol. Good one.

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Sunday, July 1, 2007 11:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by sab39:

Bennet (OS): Go deep. Take everything. Make sure he remembers nothing about Reynolds, or Serenity, or the unfortunate demise of Mr. Crow...

LOL. Good one. :)

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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Monday, July 2, 2007 12:09 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

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NISKA: (Watching 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit?') "I reach the part when Jessica Rabbit finally comes on screen, and ALWAYS INTERRUPTIONS!"

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Monday, July 2, 2007 2:24 PM

I've been waiting for you to kiss me since I
showed you my tools!

bun
Frisky Browncoat

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Monday, July 2, 2007 3:25 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Niska: "Not now Captain Sisko. I told you I will demonstrate Cardacian torture techniques to you later."

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Tuesday, July 3, 2007 9:23 AM

SAB39

Henchman (confused): You mean like backflips through hoops and things?
Niska (nonplussed): What?
Henchman: We're talking about the killer whale, right, sir?
Niska: Never mind.
Henchman (muttering, still baffled): I just don't get why he cares about the works of Shamu...

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Tuesday, July 3, 2007 11:01 AM

Henchman: Sorry sir? You're saying you're surprised at how high our electricity bill is this year?

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Tuesday, July 3, 2007 3:16 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

"Sir, for the last time there is no torture allowed in this wing of the library."

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Tuesday, July 3, 2007 4:45 PM

"You are not the man I met a year ago."

bun
Frisky Browncoat

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Tuesday, July 3, 2007 5:37 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

WOW! COT, you still got this game flyin'! AND you got to meet Jewel! Good day! Now then...

Niska(forlorn): But, I want to stand at door and say "boo"...

OR

Henchman: Sir, the cleaning crew is here.
Niska: Good. They have solid reputation. Tell them Mr. Reynolds is--
Henchman: Sir, it isn't that cleaning crew.
Niska: Oh! Well, tell them to be sure and pick up all the ears of the last cleaning crew...and no floor polish in the halls! Many men fall, not good for reputation.

OR

Stagehand(whispering line): "Are you familiar with the works of SHAN YU?"
Niska: What? Are you starting book club? Just give me line already!

okay, weak...but fun!
Caption on!

BWAH!

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Tuesday, July 3, 2007 5:57 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

ZYRP! Some more just popped into my head!

Henchman: Sir, you rolled double sixes for the third time in a row, you have to go directly to jail.
Niska: Can we not buy off Sheriff? Where is lawyer? Reputation must remain solid so I can collect from train. I think we need man for train job...where is wife's nephew?

OR

Niska: I told you knock on door and wait for "Boo". Now tell Niska, did you see anything?
Henchman: No, sir. I did not see you playing with your Serenity action figures again.
Niska: Good. Reputation is solid.

OR

Niska: I think putting hand there will make it not-so-solid...

BWAH!

TCM

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Wednesday, July 4, 2007 12:20 PM

Niska: You say Crow's reputation is no longer solid?

Henchman: Err, no sir. I said Crow is no longer solid. See that jar full of goo over there.

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Wednesday, July 4, 2007 6:19 PM

CC wrote in part:
Henchman: Err, no sir. I said Crow is no longer solid. See that jar full of goo over there.
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"It's grotesque! Oh, and there's someone in a jar." ??
Just jammin' on your line, CC.

a real-er entry:
HENCHDUDE: It's Mrs. Niska, wanting to know who got into her botox -- what shall I tell her?
NISKA: Well, you can see I haven't been using it.
HENCHDUDE: No, sir. I have.

bun
Frisky Browncoat

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Wednesday, July 4, 2007 6:38 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Niska: You're not Pensky material! ... Oops, wrong series.

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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Thursday, July 5, 2007 12:13 PM

SICKDUDE

Henchman: Sir, we're all out of the strawberry-banana Snapple....

"I am your father, Luke. Give in to the Dark Side, you nob!" - Doug McKenzie

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Thursday, July 5, 2007 4:18 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

(off of Bunny's lead)

Minion: Sir, it's Mrs. Niska on the line.
Niska: Always interruption. What is it this time?
Minion: Well, she wants to know if you are bringing her favorite nephew for dinner.
Niska: Oh, I am getting earful now...

BWAH!

TCM

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Thursday, July 5, 2007 5:45 PM

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA

"She can't be married to you Mr. Niska."
"Why?"
"Because she's married to me Mr. Niska."
"She is not so solid."

"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card

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Thursday, July 5, 2007 6:52 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Henchman: Sir, your ear is missing.
Niska: Hmm?

OR

Guy: Wow. This wax statue seems so lifelike!
Niska: Is it Christmas?

OR

Guy: Yep, I see your problem, ma'am. Seems your Shan Yu circuits are burnt in your PsychoBot 5000.
Mrs. Niska(OS): Is that bad?
Guy: Naw, it's a nothin' part...

OR

Minion: Sir, 1776 called. They want their bifocals back.

OR

Doctor: We...ummm...had a little problem with the stool sample we took from you. It seems--
Niska: Is defecation not solid?

(wow. okay. maybe I need some sleep now...wow.)

BWAH!

TCM

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Thursday, July 5, 2007 7:33 PM

Henchman: "Sir, if you got guests, I can come back later."

OR...

Niska: "Wait. Where is wallet?!"

"Kaylee, find that kid who's takin a dirt nap with Baby Jesus: we need a hood ornament!"

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Thursday, July 5, 2007 7:38 PM

I can't recommend the sushi tonight, sir, really...

bun
Frisky Browncoat

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Friday, July 6, 2007 1:41 PM

[the screams in the background pause for a second]

Niska: What happened to Mr Reynolds 'refund' that I left in the fridge.

Henchman: Refund? There was just a piece of ham in there that I had in my sub at lunch. Was a bit chewy.

Niska: ......

[Henchman runs for the bathroom retching]

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Friday, July 6, 2007 6:14 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Hey everyone!

Voting will be up tomorrow!

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Saturday, July 7, 2007 1:49 AM

BLINDOUTLAW

Henchman: Ah, sir, your in a girl scout meeting

OR

Henchman: Are you sure it will go away?
Niska: Yes, yes just apply the cream every morning around the area and use the liitle comb i gave you

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That was when i found out my pants were on fire, and that's my Courageous story.

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- Jimmy the Blindoutlaw

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Saturday, July 7, 2007 10:09 AM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

TIME TO VOTE!

Vote for your favourite two!

Great round, everyone!

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Saturday, July 7, 2007 12:41 PM

Voted and Bumped

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Saturday, July 7, 2007 2:07 PM

CITIZEN

No sir, I think you look great in the Cuban Heel.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Saturday, July 7, 2007 5:50 PM

Quote COT:

TIME TO VOTE!

Vote for your favourite two!

Great round, everyone!

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done. bumpity-bump.

bun
Frisky Browncoat

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Sunday, July 8, 2007 10:19 AM

Bump to attract voters.

C'mon people vote. I'm only 3 behind. I can win this.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Sunday, July 8, 2007 2:49 PM

Bump again so you can all vote for Dave.
He needs it.

bun
Frisky Browncoat

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Tuesday, July 10, 2007 5:27 PM

HENCHDUDE: We're out of the fun-size individual mini-candy-bars, sir, and there must be three dozen more little kids out there...
NISKA: There must be something we can give them. Are there any ears left in the freezer?
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just offering y'all a little dessert...

now go here
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and vote for dave
and bump

bun
Frisky Browncoat

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Friday, July 13, 2007 8:58 AM

SAB39

voteybumpything

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Friday, July 13, 2007 9:42 AM

There's voting going on right under my nose.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Friday, July 13, 2007 4:40 PM

How ya doing, Dave?

(bumpity-vote)

bun
Frisky Browncoat

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Friday, July 13, 2007 6:53 PM

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Originally posted by FloralBunny:
How ya doing, Dave?

(bumpity-vote)

I'd be doing great if it weren't for that pesky reality situation. As it is I'ma say ok.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Friday, July 13, 2007 8:42 PM