THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #66 by CunningOrangeToque

Wash (OS): I'm just glad it's on course.
Zoe (OS): It's like throwing a dart, Jayne, and hitting a bulls-eye six thousand miles away. That's my man.
Jayne (OS): Ah hell, it's only an M&M...

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Sunday, July 15, 2007 4:22 PM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:
PDCHARLES!:

'Grats. The best caption won for sure.

Everybody laughed at Simon's impression of the fountains in front of Londinium Cathedral until the one day when he actually spat instead of miming.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Sunday, July 15, 2007 5:54 PM

MISSTRESSAHARA

SIMON: Ahhhh Kaylee wait, not now ahhhhh.... I'm needed in the in...firmary........

sorry, just came to me

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~Peter*Peter*Power>~re-peater~

HEROES IS MY CRACK!

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Sunday, July 15, 2007 7:56 PM

BULLETINTHEBRAINPANSQUISH

Gratz, pdc! A wonderful caption.

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JAYNE had challenged SIMON's ability to sing.
SIMON: Feeeeeeeeeeee-ga-ro!

bun
Frisky Browncoat

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Sunday, July 15, 2007 9:43 PM

ODDSBODSKINS

Well Inara did tell him she covered her teeth with her lips, to the amusement of the rest of the crew, she neglected to mention why.

They may think their sins are original, but for the most part they are petty and repetitive.

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Sunday, July 15, 2007 10:05 PM

SLYC

Suddenly it became clear to the crew that Jayne had cooked supper that night.

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Monday, July 16, 2007 2:00 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by SlyC:

When Mal told Simon he wanted the chrome sucked of his door knob, Simon took it literally.

(Who can tell me which movie that's a nod to?)

OR...

River (OS): "Don't pull faces!"

OR...

Kaylee: "Simon!"
(Simon passes out)
Mal: "What's goin on?"
Kaylee: "Simon was tryin to show me what 'frosted breath' looked like, an he passed out!"
River: "Too much air. Hyperventilated. Such. A. Boob."

OR... substitute 'lemas breathing' for frosted breath from the last one.

"Kaylee, find that kid who's takin a dirt nap with Baby Jesus: we need a hood ornament!"

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Monday, July 16, 2007 3:46 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Misstressahara:
SIMON: Ahhhh Kaylee wait, not now ahhhhh.... I'm needed in the in...firmary........

sorry, just came to me

Pun intended?

Anyone with a mind this far in the gutter gets my vote

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Monday, July 16, 2007 4:05 AM

What happened? He see your face?

Thx guys!!!

River demonstrates abilities other than killing people with her brain.

Or...

Jayne: Now point the water gun at his mouth and his head will explode.
Simon: I'm gonna explode? I don't wanna explode.

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Monday, July 16, 2007 10:38 AM

CHOO1701

Doc Tightpants just didn't really work out

and

Jayne: can you not do that ever again...like...ever....

and

when Companions ask "does my bum look big in this" say no. because they have crossbows. and long pionty arrows. and a preatty good aim..

and

Simon was albsoutly crap at Charades....

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Monday, July 16, 2007 11:12 AM

What happened? He see your face?

Quote:
Originally posted by Choo1701:
Doc Tightpants just didn't really work out

LOL!

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Monday, July 16, 2007 1:22 PM

Simon had agreed to the bikini-waxing without asking for details.
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or

MAL(OS): I'm going to boil it. Jayne, give me the sticky...
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bun
Frisky Browncoat

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Monday, July 16, 2007 2:58 PM

Simon: O, iff ufft ee ot o-ing ad ffeelff ike...

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Monday, July 16, 2007 4:19 PM

LOL, ffab39.
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SIMON: Polar Bear? Wrong shoooooow!!!
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and in the same (e.g. jugular) vein:
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SIMON: Desperate Housewife? Wrong shoooooow!!!
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bun
Frisky Browncoat

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Tuesday, July 17, 2007 8:11 AM

What happened? He see your face?

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Simon had agreed to the bikini-waxing without asking for details.

Simon: KELLY CLARKSON!!!!

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
MAL(OS): I'm going to boil it. Jayne, give me the sticky...

Bwah aha ha aha haa!

Jayne: You take care of me, Simon.
...
You've always taken care of me.

OR

Jayne: What the...?
Mal: Ever seen the movie The Green Mile?
Jayne: Yeah... But, Simon?
Mal: Oh, Oh... Simon. Who Knows?

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Tuesday, July 17, 2007 10:45 AM

CHOO1701

Kaylees Knicker Twister went on the rampage again

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Tuesday, July 17, 2007 12:10 PM

Just as he was starting the second verse of the Ballard of Serenity Simon inhaled a mosquito.

or

Simon instatly regretted having walked into the cargo bay while it was full of Black Market Beagles with a piece of jerkey in his pocket.

or

The blow up doll Jayne had bought for target practice looked disturbingly like a certain member of the crew.

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Tuesday, July 17, 2007 5:51 PM

Sean had originally auditioned for the part of Wash.
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or (if too obscure, I apologize)

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Serenity was about to dock, and nobody aboard had read "The World According to Garp....."

bun
Frisky Browncoat

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Wednesday, July 18, 2007 1:52 AM

JADEHAND

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Charlie Jensen: Is it the frank or the beans?
Ted: I don't know, both I guess.
Warren: [from outside] Franks and Beans! Franks and Beans!

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Wednesday, July 18, 2007 8:36 AM

A scene from Objects in Space the Musical.

In this scene Simon sings of his dismay to find that his sister has now become a ship.

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Wednesday, July 18, 2007 5:11 PM

GREYSTOKE

I know we've been in space for a while but.....No Jayne Nooooooooooooooooooooooo..........

It's All Gravy Baby!

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Thursday, July 19, 2007 6:16 PM

SEAN: Summerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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or

SIMON: I don't think that's what "shindig" means!
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bun
Frisky Browncoat

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Friday, July 20, 2007 9:03 AM

River didn't tell Simon she'd thrown up in his bed again until after he sat down.

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Friday, July 20, 2007 9:15 AM

What happened? He see your face?

Simon realized very quickly that Mudder's Milk and Eggs was not a good combination.

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Friday, July 20, 2007 10:52 AM

DAVESHAYNE

Can't... resist... any... longer....

Dingo: You've got it backward. First is the spanking and then the oral sex.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Friday, July 20, 2007 9:06 PM

SIMON: Ow-ooooooooo-oo...
Nobody cared much for Simon's performance of "The Werewolves of London." Mal made beagle references. Jayne shaved his palms.
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bun
Frisky Browncoat

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Friday, July 20, 2007 9:29 PM

ASARIAN

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Congrats, PDCHARLES, you did good! :) Ok, new entries:

Simon's "This must be what going mad feels like!" face still needed work.

Or,

[music begins playing, the townspeople begin dancing and singing, "He's going to tell, he's going to tell!"]
King of Swamp Castle: Not like that, not like that! No! Stop it! Nooo!

Or,

Nothing quite prepares you for logging onto the Cortex and finding your embarrassingly large stacks of money gone.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Friday, July 20, 2007 10:12 PM

BLINDOUTLAW

Simon makes the mistake of trying on Mal's tight pants

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That was when i found out my pants were on fire, and that's my Courageous story.

[url] http://www.myspace.com/blindoutlaw [/url]

- Jimmy the Blindoutlaw

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Friday, July 20, 2007 11:27 PM

In a surprise victory Simon won the Serenity belching contest.

Wash: Wow, I'll give that one a 9 for volume, a 10 for depth. Plus you can have an extra 5 points for belching the alphabet all at the same time.

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Saturday, July 21, 2007 6:32 PM

SIMON finds out why he was told not to light farts when he was wearing only shorts.
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bun
Frisky Browncoat

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Saturday, July 21, 2007 8:35 PM

CHOO1701

as an april fools prank Jayne and Mal had painted everything in the Infirmary bright baby pink...EVERYTHING!!

and

should of read the intructions first....

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Saturday, July 21, 2007 11:38 PM

No one was surprised at Simons reaction to the news that F*X had commisioned yet another series of Alliance Idol.

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Sunday, July 22, 2007 3:54 AM

What happened? He see your face?

Simon: (thinkin') *GASP* So, THAT is what she wanted batteries for.

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Monday, July 23, 2007 12:32 PM

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA

Kaylee's first time giving a colonoscopy.

"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card

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Wednesday, July 25, 2007 9:42 AM

Jayne was less than impressed with Simon's impression of a man ape thing gone wrong.

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Saturday, July 28, 2007 4:30 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Time for everyone to vote!

Vote for your favourite 2 this time, and the next round will be up on tuesday or wednesday!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark?pollID=1049262&sparkKey=e95df0
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Saturday, July 28, 2007 4:44 PM

DAVESHAYNE

Vote, vote, vote, vote,
vote,
vote, vote.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Sunday, July 29, 2007 11:55 AM