THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #68!! by CunningOrangeToque

Gratz, Emmer. Excellent!

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MAL: At least with this you can't say I shot first. But the hat -- the hat is bad-guy stuff.

bun
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Capt. Mal's birthday is Sept. 20
I planted a cake...
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Wednesday, August 22, 2007 12:47 AM

Iron Chef Shadow impressed the judges with his innovative use of the lightsabre to slice and toast bread at the same time.

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Wednesday, August 22, 2007 1:09 AM

SLYC

Back off! I'll defend my muffins with my life!
OR
Beware the Racing Jedi Chef!

Politics is the showbiz of industry.

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Wednesday, August 22, 2007 6:52 AM

SICKDUDE

"Burn the lamb, Boil the peas,
You can't take this pie from me"

"Your gratuitous jello awaits." - Dr. Helen Magnus, Sanctuary

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Wednesday, August 22, 2007 7:13 AM

DAVESHAYNE

Mal: NO!. I said, 'no' Badger. You can not have my hat. Stay back. I'm warning you.

or

Mal: (In New Melbourne accent) Call that a swhat? This is a swhat!

David

"Looks like we got here just in the nick of time."

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Wednesday, August 22, 2007 8:32 AM

MISSTRESSAHARA

He'll slice your gizzards up.... then serve them in a nice white wine sauce topped with capers and sun dried tomatoes.

Nathan Fillion is.........

DARTH CHEF!

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HEROES IS MY CRACK!

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Wednesday, August 22, 2007 12:09 PM

The Browncoats at Dragon-Con were massing. Nathan's only chance to get home that evening was to don a cunning disguise and try to slip out the back way.

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Wednesday, August 22, 2007 3:07 PM

studmuffin

bun

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Thursday, August 23, 2007 3:58 AM

Operative: I'm impressed that you would come for her yourself. And that you would make it this far, in that outfit.

and from the same scene,

Mal: Dear Buddha, please bring me a chefs hat, and a lightsabre, and...

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Thursday, August 23, 2007 5:19 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Nathan: No, Emeril, I am your father.

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Thursday, August 23, 2007 6:29 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Gratz, Emmer. Excellent!

Wheeeeeeeeeee! Thanks! I'mj so excited! I went away for a week and missed this shiny news until now. Thanks so much!

Although Nathan had accidentally shown up at the wrong sci-fi convention, he soon got into the swing of things!

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Hissssssssss!

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Thursday, August 23, 2007 2:43 PM

"I don't like that name for your pie but I will defend to the death your right to call it that."

bun
Frisky Browncoat
Capt. Mal's birthday is Sep. 20
I planted a cake...
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Thursday, August 23, 2007 2:47 PM

WYTCHCROFT

Quote:
Originally posted by EmmaRigby:
Quote:

Drive was cancelled when the stick shift came off!!

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Thursday, August 23, 2007 3:42 PM

WYTCHCROFT

vump!

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Thursday, August 23, 2007 4:02 PM

PHYRELIGHT

Quote:

Joss may have modeled Mal after Han Solo, but Nathan had another inspiration: Benny, the Jedi Temple head chef.

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I aim to misbehave, but I usually miss!

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Thursday, August 23, 2007 5:53 PM

MAZAEN

This is the technique Nathan Fillion uses to replace fluorescent light tubes. This technique is also listed on the side of the light's packaging and it can be found at Bunnings Warehouse.

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Thursday, August 23, 2007 6:30 PM

"We don't need to show you no steekin' asterisks."
Nathan demonstrates his steroid-free prowess.

bun
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Thursday, August 23, 2007 11:14 PM

Although initially unsure of his new religion, I was happy to convert for my beloved Nathan.

(yes, any excuse to show me being silly too!)

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Friday, August 24, 2007 12:33 AM

CHAPTERANDVERSE

When Firefly did return, this time on the Food Network, there had been some drastic changes to the overall style of the show.

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Friday, August 24, 2007 1:01 AM

MISSTRESSAHARA

NATHAN: Where are those F@x executives? I'll show them cancelled.

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Friday, August 24, 2007 2:05 AM

PHYRELIGHT

Quote:
Originally posted by Misstressahara:

NATHAN: Where are those F@x executives? I'll show them cancelled.

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LOL! Oh, my gosh! This one is officially my favorite!

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Friday, August 24, 2007 10:24 AM

CHOO1701

ooooookkkkkaaaaayyyy...which fangirls head are we stuck in again?

and

the Pillsbury Dough Boy stood no chance...

and

Nathons New show: A one man version of the Count of Monte Cristo !!! now with cunning moustache

and finally....

LOOK! a three headed monkey!

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Friday, August 24, 2007 1:01 PM

Exec: I'm sorry Nathan, we know your new show is critically aclaimed and the fans love it but we're going to have to can........

Buzzzzzz, Hummmmmm {slice} hummmm thud.

Nathan: Sorry, we're you about to say something.

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Friday, August 24, 2007 7:31 PM

Well done, Emma!
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Nathan's taped audition for the part of Anthony Bourdain's younger brother was a flop; the nnnnnnnnnzrp! nnnnnnnnnzrp! sound effects were mistaken for flatulence by the casting director.

bun
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I planted a cake...
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Saturday, August 25, 2007 7:54 AM

SAB39

Quote:
Originally posted by CaptainCoupi:
Operative: I'm impressed that you would come for her yourself. And that you would make it this far, in that outfit.

I love it!

Yodara (OS): An expert swordsman is he, Mal. Trouble with the pillar, you had!

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Saturday, August 25, 2007 8:32 AM

Wash: A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's n......

Mal & Jayne & Zoe: Shut up Wash.

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Saturday, August 25, 2007 5:28 PM

NATHAN: Trust me. I'm a doctor.

bun
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Sunday, August 26, 2007 3:21 PM

Bumping this'n up the board a bit...

1) Paw-porn comes to Benihana

2) "Pull my light-sabre"

3) Nathan demos for Britney a better way to use her brolly against the paparazzi &/or their SUVs.

bun
Frisky Cheesy Frizzy Browncoat...

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Tuesday, August 28, 2007 12:54 PM

Patrons of an LA pole dancing club were surprised to see the new act.

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Tuesday, August 28, 2007 2:40 PM

Heheee, CC!

(In girly voice): You want to know about pain, try wearing a girdle!
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NATHAN: I am a lumberjack and I'm okay...
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I'm not sure if I can believe my ears, but local TV station said about fifteen minutes ago that a
light-sabre was going up on a shuttle mission...

Good thing we got our shiny discs up there first!!

bun
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Tuesday, August 28, 2007 2:43 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Always fashion forward, Nathan shows us what all the fashionable Jedi's will be wearing next season.

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original

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Tuesday, August 28, 2007 3:08 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Fox exec: We love the idea of a reality show about a cook who thinks he's a Jedi Knight! Yeah, folks will watch that. However, we have to cancel Drive to make room.
Nathan: Dowhubbaboutwho?

OR

Photographer: Nathan, buddy, you have to make me believe it.
Nathan: Huh?

OR

Here we see Nathan Fillion trying to explain what it means to be Canadian through interpretive dance.

BWAH!

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Sunday, September 2, 2007 9:10 AM

ASARIAN

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

No wonder Atherton thought this would be a cakewalk!

Or,

Nathan: "I am not as think as you drunk I am!"

Or,

Mal raising the antenna manually, to try and boost the signal, was a good idea; doing it during a lightning storm, not so much.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Sunday, September 2, 2007 11:43 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:

He had the Alex Guiness accent down pat. If only Nathan had not worn his alternative headgear to the audition, The Phantom Menace would have turned out very different.

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Sunday, September 2, 2007 12:15 PM

BROWNCOATCOWBOY

Mal Reynolds, Samurai Pizza Chef

"When you can't run anymore, you crawl...and when you can't crawl...well...you know the rest."

"Wo de ma he ta de feng kuang de wa sheng dou"
Wash (Our Mrs. Reynolds)

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Sunday, September 2, 2007 1:02 PM

In a vastly popular move, Nathan Fillion has replaced Stevan Segal in "Under Siege IV: massacre in space".

"Are you some kind of specially trained Jedi Knight?
No Ma'am, I'm just the Chef."

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Sunday, September 2, 2007 2:02 PM

In the 26th century baseball was still a popular game, althought there had been a few changes in since the 21st century.

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Sunday, September 2, 2007 5:31 PM

It is an extremely rare "factory second" -- the result of an accidental 3-template mix-up in the cloning machine. Thought ordered destroyed immediately, a few of these idiosyncratic action figures were sneaked out by workers and now this one can be yours!

bun
Frisky Browncoat
~all that~

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Monday, September 3, 2007 6:33 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CaptainCoupi:

The Captain was never quite the same after the traumatic operation of extracting the stick from Simon's butt.

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Monday, September 3, 2007 1:23 PM

Despite using all of his acting prowess Nathan couldn't bring a sense of gravitas to his new role.

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Monday, September 3, 2007 5:02 PM

Browncoats want to know why all the gorram ceremonyabout puttin' a freakin' light-sabre aboard a shuttle when we had to smuggle our Big Damn Discs aboard.

(and did it first)

bun
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Tuesday, September 4, 2007 6:21 PM

KAYLEE4SIMON

Nathan finally snapped after playing one to many rounds of Halo and grabbed the closest props to him just in case some pesky blue soldiers attack.

Keep shiny!

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Wednesday, September 5, 2007 10:40 AM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

IT'S VOTING TIME!

Welcome to September folks!
This round you may vote for your favourite THREE captions!

Have fun!

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Wednesday, September 5, 2007 10:43 AM

MSG

but but they're all so funny

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Wednesday, September 5, 2007 1:40 PM

We get to pick three! Shiney........ OK all done.

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Wednesday, September 5, 2007 7:53 PM

1) I'm embarrassing? Who's the dupe on the floor?

2) The Captain defends a fresh batch of Wife Soup.

3) Nathan is caught. Wearing white. After Labor Day!!

What? Hunh? VOTING TIME??? Awww.
Okay. Three choices beat two every time, but why not four?

VOTED. BUMPED.
You will now do the same. Thank you.

bun
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Friday, September 7, 2007 2:14 PM

Never understood the whole white after Labour day thing, probably cause we don't have Labour Day here bump.

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Friday, September 7, 2007 4:43 PM