THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #75-Three Quarters of a Century! by CunningOrangeToque

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THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #75-Three Quarters of a Century!

POSTED BY: CUNNINGORANGETOQUE
UPDATED: Wednesday, May 28, 2008 15:48
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Friday, March 28, 2008 8:26 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Hey all!

Round 75! Wow...thanks for sticking with it this entire time! This past round was great fun, with great laughs and many minds in the gutter! (Though im sure nobody really minds...)

Anywhoo, we have a winner to announce for Round 74! And it is....:

ASARIAN!!!

Genuinely confused he stared at the posted grades: "...HUH... I failed the psych-evaluation test."

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Congratulizations!!!

And onto Round 75 we go!

Have fun everyone!

No matter where she tried to hide, the sniper stayed with her with disturbing accuracy.

GO!;p

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Saturday, March 29, 2008 5:28 AM

Is she strong? Listen bud—
She's got radioactive blood.
Can she swing from a thread?
Take a look overhead.
Hey there! There goes the SpiderTam.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Saturday, March 29, 2008 10:45 AM

CHAPTERANDVERSE

Big Gratz Asarian!

Everyone at Thursday's Introduction to Yoga class agreed that the new instructor had unreasonable expectations.

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Saturday, March 29, 2008 5:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by chapterandverse:
Big Gratz Asarian!

Everyone at Thursday's Introduction to Yoga class agreed that the new instructor had unreasonable expectations.

Congratilizations, asarian!!1!

River was convinced she could sneak up on Ceiling Cat

bun
Frisky Browncoat
"Is there blubber?"

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Sunday, March 30, 2008 3:46 AM

Hey, I won one! :) Thanks, guys and gals!

Summer demonstrated that it really takes just one River to change a lightbulb!

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Sunday, March 30, 2008 12:18 PM

FAITHLOVESPURPLE

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:
Congratulizations!!!

And onto Round 75 we go!

Have fun everyone!

Unfortunately for the rest, River was the undisputed champion of Twister: Ceiling Edition.

--Faith

"I can't get it right...get it right...since I met you."

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Monday, March 31, 2008 4:37 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

CONGRATS! Awesome caption!

It wasn't holding on to the sprinkler head that River found caused her discomfort, it was the sprinkler head at the other end causing it.

OR

SIMON(OS): Most people just use the fountain when they are thirsty, River.

BWAH!

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 8:49 AM

What happened? He see your face?

GRATZ Asarian!

Every single caption so far is outstanding. Great work peoples! so now... off the wall and on the ceiling

River's quick reflexes and thinking once again prevented a massive Mogwai multiplication.

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 11:41 AM

Yep, there's shiny captioning going on under my very nose! :)

Operative: Where are you hiding, little girl?

Or,

"Are you really sure that a ceiling can't also be a floor?" -- River (after reading the collective works of M.C. Escher).

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 12:28 PM

Okay, one for the road!

RIVER: Am I becoming a 90 lbs fly? No, I'm becoming something that never existed before. I'm becoming... Riverfly! Don't you think that's worth a Nobel Prize or two?

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 6:17 PM

Quote:

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(carrying on a theme begun elsewhere...)

Our test staff described the location of some
controls as "inconvenient."
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
I don't have a keel to haul you on, so...

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Wednesday, April 2, 2008 6:40 PM

Bumpity
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River decided to try out the gecko-foot fibers
she found in a jar.
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Okay, lame, but where are y'all with your brilliance?

bun
Frisky Browncoat
Haiku is a poem of 17 syllables or is it 12?

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Thursday, April 3, 2008 1:34 AM

CHAPTERANDVERSE

So Joss, what was it about Summer's audition tape that attracted your attention?

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Thursday, April 3, 2008 11:15 AM

RIVER: Fire!... Oops...

Okay, lame, but where are y'all with your brilliance? :)

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Thursday, April 3, 2008 1:35 PM

River plays the part of "Hot Air" in the Academy pageant "Fun With Convection!"

David

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Thursday, April 3, 2008 5:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
River plays the part of "Hot Air" in the Academy pageant "Fun With Convection!"

Is that anything like having the courage of her convection?

*cringe*
Wasn't an entry, only a smart remark.
Going away now...

bun
Frisky Browncoat
..always havin' to scrape her off the ceiling...
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"She can't be convected,
She's got her degree."
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oh, stop me

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Friday, April 4, 2008 5:22 AM

The timeless 'periscope into people's room' trick explained much how come the girl knows things. Things she shouldn't. Things she couldn't.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Friday, April 4, 2008 5:31 AM

OK, I'm new to this but....

Should have peed... before... climbing up here...

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hmm-burble-blah, blah-blah-blah, take a left

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Friday, April 4, 2008 6:40 AM

Valiant as she was, not even River could pull Excalibur out of the ceiling.

/me waves at mal4prez; nice meeting ya here! :)

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Friday, April 4, 2008 3:53 PM

LOL @ M4P & asarian!
M4P where did you get the piccie of Nathan?
And what is he singing?

ennyhoo:
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RIVER: I'd throw up on your bed, but from this
far up it's hard to aim.
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
(and splattery? you've no idea)

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Saturday, April 5, 2008 6:42 PM

Quote:

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RIVER: I'd suggest doing the ceiling in a high-gloss off-white instead of this snot green.

(Only a lame bumper-upper. You can surely do
far better)

bun
Frisky Browncoat
~Wet~Paint~

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Sunday, April 6, 2008 6:21 AM

Quote:

River tried to stay calm despite the three inch wide hairy spider crawling across the ceiling towards her.

Or

Ceiling Tam is watching you fornicate with Kaylee.

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nusquam in ut nusquam

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Sunday, April 6, 2008 12:49 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by CaptainCoupi and now
mangled by the bun:
Quote:

Ceiling Tam is watching you fornicate with Kaylee.

sasquatch in ut sasquatch

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Ewwwww!
Ceiling cat(s) will have revenge(s)
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...and be sure to check 'em all out...
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RIVER: What's so funny and what do you mean I
really don't need to change film in Ceiling Cam?

bun
Frisky Browncoat
April 1 is obsolete, and the Captain's psychotic.

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Sunday, April 6, 2008 3:37 PM

Simon: (OS) Very impressive but that's not how they shot the old Batman series, River. They tilted the camera and had the actors walk across a floor painted like the side of the building.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Sunday, April 6, 2008 5:55 PM

I am invisible, like a bubble, like seran wrap...

OR

River: "It's simply amazing that no one ever looks up to search for people. Don't you think they would notice me up here?!"

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Monday, April 7, 2008 8:12 PM

The crew broke for lunch and everybody thought
someone else had taken Summer down from the
ceiling.
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bumpish

bun
Frisky Browncoat
...fixin' you an egg salad sandwich, Summer...

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Tuesday, April 8, 2008 3:00 AM

CHAPTERANDVERSE

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
The crew broke for lunch and everybody thought
someone else had taken Summer down from the
ceiling.
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bumpish

bun
Frisky Browncoat
...fixin' you an egg salad sandwich, Summer...

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Tuesday, April 8, 2008 4:42 AM

What happened? He see your face?

River: Threepio! Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!!!! *pause* OH, could you also send someone with a ladder to the medical wing please?

OR

Kaylee. Simon. Be Quiet! Trying to get some sleep up here. Sheeeesh.

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Tuesday, April 8, 2008 8:30 AM

Though it looked really impressive on screen, all Joss had done was to get Summer to lie on the floor and then inverted the camera.

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nusquam in ut nusquam

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Tuesday, April 8, 2008 1:07 PM

and a non-entry...

Quote:
Originally posted by CaptainCoupi:

Though it looked really impressive on screen, all Joss had done was to get Summer to lie on the floor and then inverted the camera.

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...and filled her hair with Super-Stiff to get it
to "hang" up.

Kaylee has a line in the pilot, "Now I can't get
down" when she has climbed up to kill the power
to hide from the Alliance. Can't post it in her
voice. ::-(
<*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*>
ETA an entry inspired by news/talk:
Terrified by the sniper fire, the bowling and the
flying snark, River was frozen to the spot.
<*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*>

bun
Frisky Browncoat
Crazy Ivan

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 6:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by CaptainCoupi:

River went up to see if she could catch a glimpse
of the Torch, which seemed to have been abducted.

bun the bumper

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 7:17 PM

River had to find out if it was a Hunter or a Globe Sprinkler Head

***********

Quentin Tarantino directs Summer Glau in Sprinkler Terror

***********

River found out too late that the Alliance puts Super Glue on their Sprinkler Heads

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Thursday, April 10, 2008 1:09 PM

RIVER: Too. Much. Air.
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ETA:
SIMON: Okay, who told River "Pull my sprinkler?"
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bun

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Saturday, April 12, 2008 5:14 PM

Bumping, and...

RIVER wonders if Floo powder will do any good at all.
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bun
Frisky Browncoat

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Sunday, April 13, 2008 8:18 AM

In the D&D LARP River liked playing the Lurker Above best.

David

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Sunday, April 13, 2008 1:09 PM

OPERATIVE: Do you know what your sin is?
RIVER: Well, it's not sloth, pride, envy, lust...
OPERATIVE: It's your altitude. You have a
bad altitude. So come down and take your
stabbing.
RIVER: Can't. It must be the shrooms.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
or the peyote

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Sunday, April 13, 2008 1:50 PM

Hi, jumping in here, hope this is an okay one:

Simon: "River, get down from there"
River: "Can't. There's too many doctors"

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Monday, April 14, 2008 4:44 PM

bumpity-upplety

Go for it, Leopard Flan!!

bun

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Tuesday, April 15, 2008 6:27 AM

Limbo! Ur doin it wrong.

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Thursday, April 17, 2008 7:13 PM

I'm in ur thread, bumping.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
bastards singed my ceiling

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Thursday, April 17, 2008 8:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

River: "Uhhh! Cramp!"

OR

River: "Bad time for 'Number Two'!"

OR

Summer: "Nobody said anything about this when I agreed to this tampon commercial!"

(Apologies for the sexism)

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Tuesday, April 22, 2008 4:19 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Jubel Early: NOW I see why none of the crew grapple with her.

OR

River pondered how long it would be before Mal would return with the adjustable wrench...

OR

River waited patiently for Shepherd Book's hair to return...

OR

While Simon was appreciative of River's enthusiasm, he debated how he should break the news to River about Serenity not needing a "Ninja Dental Assistant"

BWAH!

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Tuesday, April 22, 2008 8:54 PM

humpty bumpty

bun
Frisky Browncoat
bastards singed my turtle

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Wednesday, April 23, 2008 4:16 PM

Book (OS) Who has too much hair now?

David

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Friday, April 25, 2008 10:58 AM

Is it perhaps time for a vote? Or perhaps for a few more entries?

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Friday, April 25, 2008 1:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:

/B]

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Antigravity -- Ur doin it wrong
(hav to let goes)

bun
Frisky Browncoat
bastards singed my turtle
daveshayneforpresident

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Sunday, May 4, 2008 6:29 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

River plotted revenge on whoever the crew member might be who super-glued her to the ceiling while she was sleeping...her money was on Jayne...

BWAH!

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Monday, May 5, 2008 1:30 PM

RIVER: I inhaled the helium you gave me so I could please you by "sounding like Donald Duck" but now you've run away without explaining the next step...

bun
Frisky Browncoat
River falls for another practical joke...
someone will pay.

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Tuesday, May 6, 2008 9:24 AM

okay, can we move to voting maybe?

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Tuesday, May 6, 2008 4:21 PM

*crickets*

bun

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