THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME ROUND #76! by CunningOrangeToque

Congratubilations, c'n'v!!1!
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SIMON finally loses patience with River's
messy hair.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
Um...how drunk was I last night?

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Wednesday, June 4, 2008 9:27 PM

CHAPTERANDVERSE

Thanks so much everyone!!!

Simon: River! Slow down! What do you mean? You ate a cunning hat and now someone is going to hurt me? Is this a riddle?

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Thursday, June 5, 2008 4:17 PM

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SIMON: This is the last time. The last time with cows!!1!

bun
Frisky Browncoat
lame as usual...

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Thursday, June 5, 2008 4:25 PM

Talk to the hand girlfriend!

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Friday, June 6, 2008 2:41 PM

Ye will not lay a hand on those under the protection of parley.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
pirate!

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Friday, June 6, 2008 2:57 PM

DARKJESTER

Yes, but if you're only using one it would have to be "Jazz Hand".

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

http://www.fireflytalk.com - Big Damn Podcast

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Friday, June 6, 2008 4:44 PM

EARLYWARNING

Not now Kaylee!!! I'm trying to talk to River

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Saturday, June 7, 2008 5:24 PM

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River thought Simon would be pleased by her news
that she'd been chosen to represent Apple Bits in
the media.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
ribcages

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Saturday, June 7, 2008 7:52 PM

Congrats, CHAPTERANDVERSE! Excellent entry!

RIVER: Not bad. And then whisper: "I can see you."

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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Sunday, June 8, 2008 2:10 AM

Okay, two more for the road:

SIMON: "I have been and always shall be your friend. Live long and prosper."

Or,

Simon's visualization of a proctology was eerily vivid.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Sunday, June 8, 2008 3:20 AM

Simon: (singing) Stop in the name of love before you break my heart.

River: (OS) That's your act for the Miss Persephone Pageant talent competition?

Simon: Well you can't judge it until you see the dress.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 4:08 AM

RAINSTICK

Quote:

RIVER (giggles): "You didn't say it right, Simon."
SIMON (sighs): "Okay, River, we play it your way. Simon says 'put the gun down'!"

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 5:29 PM

cute, rainstick...
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SIMON: It's our only hope of fooling them about
your special talents. Now repeat: head, heart,
life...

bun
Frisky Browncoat
...knows things she shouldn't...

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 7:40 AM

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA

Simon: "Zombies? What Zombies?"

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Simon: "Oy Vey!"

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Earlywarning, your quote is hilarious.

"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 11:20 AM

CAPTAINCOUPI

And that was when Thing from the Adams Family attacked...

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 12:18 PM

Five is right out.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Sunday, June 15, 2008 1:46 PM

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Simon tries new meds on River but they only make her feel like cooking something.
SIMON: Chocolate-covered -- what???
RIVER: Nom nom nom nom nom.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
bastards souped my turtle

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Sunday, June 15, 2008 11:30 PM

EMMARIGBY

Quote:
Originally posted by CaptainCoupi:
And that was when Thing from the Adams Family attacked...

My favorite of a great bunch.

All the best ideas have been taken!
My first thought was:

Seconds later it was confirmed. Simon HAD contacted evil hand syndrome.

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Hissssssssss!

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Monday, June 16, 2008 4:52 AM

WAKEUPSOON

SIMON: You stabbed Jayne again? Hi 5!

[center]...OR...[/center]

SIMON: You see this hand? This is the hand that force feeds you laxatives if you ever, EVER purposely walk in to stop me and Kaylee from...erm...having fun(?) again!

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Monday, June 16, 2008 5:33 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Nice entries Wakeup.

SIMON: OK!!! This is the FIFTH time you have gotten into that box naked! Now you're just looking for attention.

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Monday, June 16, 2008 7:06 AM

EARLYWARNING

I'd forgotten I'd already had one here, so heres another.

Simon had seen this old way of communicating with psychologically trouble minds in a wave and decided to try it on River.

"My mind to your mind, My mind to your mind...."

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Tuesday, June 17, 2008 3:16 AM

River timely convinced Simon that his career as ship's mime would be short-lived.

And a bit more cryptic:

River: "Too much time on your hands."

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Tuesday, June 17, 2008 3:54 AM

WYTCHCROFT

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:

"And like - that! - he's gone..."
Simon's dark secret was at last revealed.

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Wednesday, June 18, 2008 7:36 PM

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Simon tried to demonstrate ventriloquism for River but he didn't have a dummy.

bun
Frisky Browncoat

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Thursday, June 19, 2008 2:23 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

Simon: Nanoo nanoo. Wait, I'm not doing it right.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Friday, June 20, 2008 8:32 PM

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No. There are no ants in your keyboard.
Okay, then: there are no ants in my
keyboard and why aren't you using your own?

bun
Frisky Browncoat
tarantulas in hers, yes?

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Monday, June 23, 2008 3:49 PM

SIMON: "I, Simon Tam, do now vow and affirm that I take the office of the President of the Twelve Colonies of Kobol, and that I will protect and defe..."
JOSS: Cut! Cut!

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Tuesday, June 24, 2008 7:42 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
SIMON: "I, Simon Tam, do now vow and affirm that I take the office of the President of the Twelve Colonies of Kobol, and that I will protect and defe..."
JOSS: Cut! Cut!

Love it!

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Tuesday, June 24, 2008 6:54 PM

Yes!!
Can we vote now?

bun
~bun stuff~

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Wednesday, June 25, 2008 1:28 AM

CHAPTERANDVERSE

Love it Asarian!!!

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Thursday, June 26, 2008 11:06 PM

SHINYGOODGUY

It didn't say pull my finger, I said how many

Shiny! Let's be bad guys!

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Friday, June 27, 2008 5:14 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Simon: Fbibblmur daaaah bibblibble gah!
River: Now that's just crazy talk.

OR

Simon: Now, River, before we-
River: I grapple with Kaylee all the time.
Simon: -get staaa...ah. Um. I'll be in my bunk...back in five...

OR

River suddenly discovered her psychic powers could make people catatonic.

BWAH!

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Saturday, June 28, 2008 6:38 PM

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RIVER: Looks like contact dermatitis, probably from
nickel in the railings. Some doctor you
are...

bun
Frisky Browncoat
Free will -- it is a bitch

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Saturday, June 28, 2008 8:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
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RIVER: Looks like contact dermatitis, probably from
nickel in the railings. Some doctor you
are...

LOL @ bun

--
Liara T'Soni: "I don't know what's worse, the Geth or all the sand in my... never mind."

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Sunday, June 29, 2008 5:28 PM

I admit I was inspired by some of the dermatological photos I found on the interwebs while attempting a little self-diagnosis.
Never fear -- I have a doc appointment for Tuesday.
Meanwhile, I am staying away from railings and a lot of other stuff. LOL.
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ETA: Simon tried to teach River the elements of charades.
RIVER: Two words? Hands of blue? Too many. How about Han' Solo?
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
off to try the duct tape browncoat vote again...

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Wednesday, July 2, 2008 7:09 PM

MISSTRESSAHARA

SIMON: River, I will........ always be here for you...... no matter WHAT THE COST Or.... thedangersthatwouldensue KNOW....... that your brother loves you..... and would do ANYTHING.............................***
to keep you safe.

JOSS: That's - good Sean. Can we try a little less Shatner this time?

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DON'T FREAK OUT

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Thursday, July 3, 2008 1:09 AM

CHAPTERANDVERSE

Quote:
SIMON: River, I will........ always be here for you...... no matter WHAT THE COST Or.... thedangersthatwouldensue KNOW....... that your brother loves you..... and would do ANYTHING.............................***
to keep you safe.

JOSS: That's - good Sean. Can we try a little less Shatner this time?

LOL!!!! Hope that makes it to Shatner's next album!

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Friday, July 4, 2008 5:54 PM

LOLOLOL @ Shatner impression

bun
Frisky Browncoat
her hands now on 'roids and may be improving...

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Saturday, July 5, 2008 1:04 PM

SIMON (mildly annoyed): "No more with the crazy glue on my medkit, okay?"

And a faux entry:

SIMON (to COT): Let's vote in 5, shall we? :)

--
Liara T'Soni: "I don't know which is worse, the geth, or all this sand in my... nevermind."

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Saturday, July 5, 2008 1:07 PM

WYTCHCROFT

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:

even in the most intense scenes, Nathan had somehow contrived to get a hand in shot.

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Saturday, July 5, 2008 9:22 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

VOTE TIME!!!

vote for two!

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Sunday, July 6, 2008 12:48 PM

WAKEUPSOON

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Sunday, July 6, 2008 2:56 PM

LEOPARDFLAN

I voted!

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Sunday, July 6, 2008 4:24 PM