THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #77!! by CunningOrangeToque

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THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #77!!

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UPDATED: Sunday, August 24, 2008 17:53
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Thursday, July 24, 2008 9:15 AM

Hey everyone!

Welcome to Round 77! This has now been going on for just about 3 years...oy...

Anyhow, the winner of Round 76 is...:

ASARIAN!!!:

SIMON: "I, Simon Tam, do now vow and affirm that I take the office of the President of the Twelve Colonies of Kobol, and that I will protect and defe..."

JOSS: Cut! Cut!

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CONGRATULATIONS!!!

And, as always, we trek onwards to the next round! Here's a bit of a change, taking a pic of our Cap'n, but from Dr.Horrible's Sing-along-blog!!!

NATHAN:"HE'S BITING MY HAND!!!!HE'S BITING MY HAND!!THE PAIN!!!THE UNDESCRIBEABLE PAIN!!!"

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ps-For those interested to know, the gun he is holding is one of the Alliance guns used prominently in Ariel, just redressed! Cool, no?

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Saturday, July 26, 2008 4:23 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Go, asarian!!!1!

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Hammer's voice coach couldn't get him past "re."
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
one of a nation of whiners

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Tuesday, July 29, 2008 3:49 AM

RAINSTICK

Quote:

"Look at me! I am Jayne! I have a big gun! I can shoot at stuff...with Vera!"

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Tuesday, July 29, 2008 7:11 AM

EARLYWARNING

C.H.: Ya baby!!!, Who wants to see my "Hammer"?

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Tuesday, July 29, 2008 7:36 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Nathan: Too legit, Too legit to quit... HAY HAAAAYYYY!

Joss: Cap'n... Hammerpants?

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Tuesday, July 29, 2008 7:47 AM

MSB

Quote:

OOOOW That is still my *&(*(%^#@!!! foot you idiot

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Love doesn't make the world go 'round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

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Tuesday, July 29, 2008 11:20 AM

DAVESHAYNE

Stalone decided to take his movie franchise in a bit of a different direction with Hammer Rambo: First Blood - in the Future with Superheroes.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Tuesday, July 29, 2008 11:31 AM

SCATHAC

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:

(Ok, this is my first ever caption game post.)

Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick!

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Tuesday, July 29, 2008 11:59 AM

CANTTAKEMYSKY

Nathan:(sings)We!
Joss:You say "way"
Nathan:Really?
Joss:Yea.
Nathan:Summer!

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Tuesday, July 29, 2008 2:10 PM

ASARIAN

Yay me! :) Thanks, guys; it's been a while.

NATHAN: Hey!! How come MY gun looks like an overpacked pacifier?!

Or,

JOSS: No, Nathan, I'm the Director. You cannot think to thwart my will!
NATHAN: Y'all see the man with the really big gun? Really, it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Tuesday, July 29, 2008 2:59 PM

SAB39

Well, my days of not takin' you seriously are certainly comin' to a middle.

www.fans4writers.com

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Tuesday, July 29, 2008 7:02 PM

FLORALBUNNY

CAPTAIN: All I said was, "Pull my hammer..."

bun
Frisky Browncoat
the truth is out where?

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Tuesday, July 29, 2008 7:14 PM

WYTCHCROFT

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wednesday, July 30, 2008 10:43 AM

RAINSTICK

Quote:

NATHAN: "And then I run down the corridor with my gun screaming like a maniac chasing the stormtroopers right back into their locker-room full of more storm..."
JOSS: "Cut, cut, cut! Nathan, what are you doing?"
NATHAN: "Isn't this for the remake of the original Star Wars? You said I was sort of a smuggler with a rundown ship, and that I was using some secret compartments to hide some fugitives..."
JOSS: "...who were running from the Alliance, yes."
NATHAN: "No, dude, you got it all wrong. The Alliance are the good guys. Who's playing Chewie anyway?"
JOSS: "Oh my god!"

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Wednesday, July 30, 2008 10:54 AM

WYTCHCROFT

Quote:

Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

As Nathan described the size of his hammer...
the stunned looking woman in the background hurriedly took sketches.

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Wednesday, July 30, 2008 1:32 PM

EARLYWARNING

Zooinks!!
Ka--POW
Zowie?

Captain Hammer is repelled by Maxwell Silvers "Hammer"

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Wednesday, July 30, 2008 1:59 PM

WYTCHCROFT

Quote:
Originally posted by Earlywarning:

Captain Hammer is repelled by Maxwell Silvers "Hammer"

SPOILERS!!

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Thursday, July 31, 2008 8:28 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Nathan's claim that he had once been a
singing waiter was doubted by cast and
crew, especially after the demonstration.

bun
Frisky Browncoat

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Saturday, August 2, 2008 8:31 PM

MISSTRESSAHARA

"HEY LAAAAADYYYYYYY!"

or:

"Frankenfurter, it's all over,
Your mission is a failure,
Your lifestyles too extreme
I'm your new commander,
You now are my prisoner,
We return to Transylvania,
Prepare the Transit Beam......."

*~A footer is the closing of an article, not a kinky sex move~*

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Tuesday, August 5, 2008 6:51 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Use of a s-what??

bun
Frisky Browncoat
Free will -- it is a bitch.

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Wednesday, August 6, 2008 4:41 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Joss: You see... when he moves back and forth like that, you aim the water pistol for his mouth.

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Wednesday, August 6, 2008 5:38 PM

FLORALBUNNY

HAMMER: I'll see you at the debates, bitches.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
drilling carefully offshore

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Wednesday, August 6, 2008 5:42 PM

PUMAMANREDUX

"BOW DOWN before my Super Soaker!"

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"We've got movie sign!!!!!"

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Nathan's reimagineering of "Oklahoma" did not go over too well

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'You leave Earth and anything you forget to bring with you will kill you. Anything you do bring with you which doesn't work properly will kill you. When in doubt, just assume *everything* will kill you.' Nathan Spring, Star Cops

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Thursday, August 7, 2008 6:26 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

It's Voting Time!!!

Some great captions this round!

Vote for THREE!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark?pollID=1082073&sparkKey=216a81
2ec174e85019556c6572c4cd8cb0

Have fun!

Hope you all are enjoying summer!!

.....

...the season!!!Geez! You have to wait until the fall lineup comes to get your Summer fix...

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Friday, August 8, 2008 2:02 AM

PUMAMANREDUX

vote for three from seven choices?

k ....

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Friday, August 8, 2008 11:19 AM

RAINSTICK

I'm always wondering who makes the pre-selection when it comes to the votes. I'm not saying they're rigged (anymore than other votes, that is), but is there a secret committee of parliament that decides which captions make it into the vote? Are there any "key members" taking it upon themselves to make our choices easier?
this is not a complaint, it's just a question, all in good humour

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Friday, August 8, 2008 4:35 PM

FLORALBUNNY

If there's a conspiracy of "key" members,
it doesn't include yer friendly neighborhood
bun.
She'd even like more "bumpers" on board.
Heh.

Don't just sit there, reading.
If you haven't voted, give up & just do it.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
In this town you're innocent until you're investigated.

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Saturday, August 9, 2008 4:29 PM

FLORALBUNNY

DON'T TASE ME, BRO' !!1!
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ahoy, friends and friends.
Please vote.
Then bump this thread back to visibility
with a li'l post, okay?

You could even add a "rump" caption, as it were.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
nobody ever pitched a no-hitter in Forbes Field

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Tuesday, August 12, 2008 4:35 PM

FLORALBUNNY

bum
p

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Wednesday, August 13, 2008 2:31 AM

RAINSTICK

If we have gone over to just bumping the thread, why don't we move to voting?

Anyone to second that motion?

EDIT: Oh shit! I confused the thread! We are already voting on this one, aren't we?

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Wednesday, August 13, 2008 3:29 AM

EMMARIGBY

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
You could even add a "rump" caption, as it were.

*Sigh!* I'd love to caption Nathan's rump!

I'll settle for bumping him enthusiastically instead!

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Hissssssssss!

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Wednesday, August 13, 2008 3:30 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Sooooo very very sorry I confoozled the
two caption threadses a few days back.
Life hasn't been the same since, and now
we have Emma offering to tat the Captain's
rump.

VOTE
or
CAPTION
whichever is appropriate in this thread at this time!!

*runs away*

bun
Frisky Browncoat
...and Ralph the Wonder Llama

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Thursday, August 14, 2008 4:15 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Go se! I showed up too late for this one...

Anyway, my non-entries:

Nathan(sings): Now waaaaaaaait a minute...

OR

Nathan: NO ONE CAN DEFEAT CAPTA-AH!-ow ow ow! I pulled a hammy! OW OW! Someone maternal!

OR

Nathan: Look! I am James Browncoat...YOW!
Joss(OS) *facepalms*

OR

Nathan(sings): Weigh!
Joss(OS): Not weigh, WAY...
Nathan: Got it. (sings) Whey!
Joss(OS): it is WAY.
Nathan: Right, sorry. (sings) Wei!
Joss(OS): Nathan, the word is WAY!
Nathan: It's way?
Joss(OS): It's way.
Nathan: No way.
Joss(OS): Way.
Nathan(sings): Waaaaaayyyyyy!

OR

Cap'n Ham-n-cheesy-on-the-outside

Now go vote for folks who got theirs in on time!

BWAH!

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Saturday, August 16, 2008 8:02 PM

FLORALBUNNY

repeating this for your convenience

and a bump

bunp

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Monday, August 18, 2008 7:57 PM

FLORALBUNNY

bun
bumpy
uppy

lend a hand, TCM.
let's keep this puppy bumped so the hordes can vote!

bun
Frisky Browncoat
in this town you're innocent until you're investigated

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Friday, August 22, 2008 7:50 PM

FLORALBUNNY

ump-bay

un-bay

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Sunday, August 24, 2008 5:53 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Has everyone headed off for Denver or something?
Bumpish

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