THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #90-now is the season of our Mal-content by CunningOrangeToque

Congratulations Bun!

Mal was still working on his Annie Oakley routine. He had the soft cotton dresses thing down but was still having difficulty aiming his gun over his shoulder.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Saturday, October 31, 2009 4:51 AM

Congrats, bun! :)

MAL: 'Now we get to the real questions, about who you are.'
ZOE: You're needed on the bridge, Sir!
MAL: Knock on my door! Knock next time!
ZOE: Yes, Sir!
MAL: Did you see anything?
ZOE: No, Sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.
MAL: GOOD!

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Saturday, October 31, 2009 4:01 PM

Quote:

MAL: Meat for this recipe's gotta be mighty fresh. Somebody take this and find a chicken, or rob the Good Dog stand.

bun

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Sunday, November 1, 2009 4:05 AM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:

Mal, thinking: " If I smacked a little bitty bug with this, would they call me Captain Hammer?"

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Sunday, November 1, 2009 4:28 AM

MUTT999

Mal: "And if one more person asks me if this shirt comes in a men's style...!!"

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Sunday, November 1, 2009 6:43 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Mutt999:
Mal: "And if one more person asks me if this shirt comes in a men's style...!!"

Do you HAVE to make such good entries? :)

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Sunday, November 1, 2009 1:06 PM

The secret behind Mal's famous swiss-cheese-riddled-with-holes caper.

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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Sunday, November 1, 2009 2:31 PM

Not satisfied with the quick draw, Mal uses the reflections off the grip of his gun to aim a trick shot.
"How's about we just show little miss dementificated a thing or two about shootin' without lookin' first.."

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Monday, November 2, 2009 12:42 PM

Quote:

It isn't enough to hold your mouth right -- Mal is about to realize he's forgotten his mnemonic for "which end one holds while delivering a pistol-whipping."

bun

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Tuesday, November 3, 2009 7:23 AM

'Girl in a box' had a vaguely funereal sound to it; but Mal put holes in a crate again, and Saffron's 'bunk' turned out just fine.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Tuesday, November 3, 2009 7:39 AM

ZOE: Remember, Sir... Politely!!

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Tuesday, November 3, 2009 3:57 PM

"Now, to defuse this here bomb I'm gonna shoot through the green wire...or is it the red one..gorram."

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Wednesday, November 4, 2009 2:08 PM

Quote:

MAL: Jus' practicin'-- may need to spin it some day -- skills come in handy -- never know when -- BWAH!

bun
trick or treat

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Thursday, November 5, 2009 8:43 AM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Quote:

"Okay,that's knight to queen four.Check. Take a look at this here pistol 'fore you make your next move!!"

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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Thursday, November 5, 2009 9:12 AM

DRAGO

"Alright, who's the joker who painted a knight chesspiece onto the grip of my gun?"

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Thursday, November 5, 2009 9:12 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by peacekeeper:

"Okay,that's knight to queen four. Check. Take a look at this here pistol 'fore you make your next move!!"

Clever entry! :)

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Friday, November 6, 2009 2:10 PM

RYCE

Mal was about to learn the consequences of sneezing while holding a loaded pistol.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Friday, November 6, 2009 2:39 PM

You put your side arm in
You pull your side arm out
You put your side arm in
And you wave it all about
You do the Hokey Pokey
And you turn yourself about (Bwah)
That's what it's all about

C'mon you all know the words sing along.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Saturday, November 7, 2009 3:59 PM

Awwwwwww, Dave!

bun

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Sunday, November 8, 2009 5:43 AM

Bumping!

Is that all we got?!

Come on people! There must be more funny out there!

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Sunday, November 8, 2009 1:21 PM

boing

buin

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Sunday, November 8, 2009 2:55 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)

All rightie, then - you kids take care; I'm off to a knife fight!

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Sunday, November 8, 2009 2:57 PM

See?

Now THAT'S more like it!

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Sunday, November 8, 2009 11:52 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Keep it up everyone!
Voting up Tuesday night!

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
www.livejournal.com/users/the_zeppo01
Time for some thrilling heroics!
poor_noel2@hotmail.com

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Monday, November 9, 2009 9:03 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Awwwwwww, Dave!

Shucks, tweren't nothin'.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Tuesday, November 10, 2009 10:35 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Jayne: You try puttin' a silencer on that thing?
Mal: Who... Kaylee?

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Tuesday, November 10, 2009 8:31 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Time to vote!!!

Vote for 2!

/\/\/\/\/\

1)MAL: 'Now we get to the real questions, about who you are.'
ZOE: You're needed on the bridge, Sir!
MAL: Knock on my door! Knock next time!
ZOE: Yes, Sir!
MAL: Did you see anything?
ZOE: No, Sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.
MAL: GOOD!

2)MAL: Meat for this recipe's gotta be mighty fresh. Somebody take this and find a chicken, or rob the Good Dog stand

3)Mal: "And if one more person asks me if this shirt comes in a men's style...!!"

4)"Now, to defuse this here bomb I'm gonna shoot through the green wire...or is it the red one..gorram."

5)"Okay,that's knight to queen four.Check. Take a look at this here pistol 'fore you make your next move!!"

6)Jayne: You try puttin' a silencer on that thing?
Mal: Who... Kaylee?

7)You put your side arm in
You pull your side arm out
You put your side arm in
And you wave it all about
You do the Hokey Pokey
And you turn yourself about (Bwah)
That's what it's all about

C'mon you all know the words sing along.

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
www.livejournal.com/users/the_zeppo01
Time for some thrilling heroics!
poor_noel2@hotmail.com

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Wednesday, November 11, 2009 10:22 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

3 & 5

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Friday, November 13, 2009 1:23 PM

bumpy bounce

bun

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Friday, November 13, 2009 3:08 PM

2 and (self servingly) 7

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Saturday, November 14, 2009 8:09 AM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse

Gotta be 3 and I gotta vote for myself 5

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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Sunday, November 15, 2009 5:03 AM

RYCE

4 & 7

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Sunday, November 15, 2009 3:53 PM

2 & 7 i guess...
but three choices mighta been better...

bunny bumper

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Tuesday, November 17, 2009 10:37 AM

bumping this puppy.

bun

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Tuesday, November 17, 2009 4:53 PM

I vote for ALL of them!

(kiss-ass...)

I do love seeing what people come up with.

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Wednesday, November 18, 2009 12:34 PM

heh, stinking rose
Kiss-ass is a great caption!

another vote!

bun
garlic, yum

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Monday, November 23, 2009 8:35 AM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse

bump!!!

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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Tuesday, November 24, 2009 2:02 PM

bump for more votes ::-)

bun

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Wednesday, November 25, 2009 11:23 AM

There's voting going on right under my nose.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Thursday, November 26, 2009 1:10 PM