Is your cat plotting to kill you? by PIRATENEWS

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Is your cat plotting to kill you?

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UPDATED: Friday, March 15, 2013 07:35
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Thursday, March 14, 2013 10:32 AM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

"It's just a matter of when, isn't it?"
-George Takei, Facebook
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Thursday, March 14, 2013 10:43 AM

BYTEMITE

I actually have that calendar.

I have an odd sense of humour.

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Thursday, March 14, 2013 10:48 AM

WHOZIT

IT'S A COOKBOOK!!!

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Thursday, March 14, 2013 12:21 PM

MOOSE

Examine animal.
Is it a cat?
If it is a cat, then yes...it is plotting to kill you.

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Friday, March 15, 2013 6:41 AM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

Quote:
Originally posted by Brenda:
Nah, but take over the world. That's a possiblity.

I agree. Cats spend WAAAAY too much time surveiling TV shows, computer screens and listening to talk radio. They are sandbagging their growing feline intelligence by pretending to bask in sunlight.

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