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Episode III: Revenge of the Pants

POSTED BY: TOMANTA
UPDATED: Monday, August 29, 2005 03:12
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Monday, August 29, 2005 3:12 AM

TOMANTA


In an effort to salvage what fun I can from the Star Wars Prequals, I've decided to revive an ancient tradition started by Tibetan monks over four thousand years ago... replacing words in Star Wars dialogue with the word 'pants' (something I haven't seen in a long, long while). Here are some choice phrases from the new, revised Episode III:

Palpatine: I need your pants, son. I want you to be the eyes, ears, and pants of the Republic.
Anakin: Me? A Master? I'm overwhelmed, sir. But the Council elects its own pants.

Windu: We're on our way to make sure the Chancellor returns emergency powers back to the pants.

Thire: There's no sign of his pants, sir.
Palpatine: Double your search.

(I really like this one :)
Windu: I sense a plot to destroy the pants.
Ki-Adi-Mundi: If he does not give up his emergency powers after the destruction of Grievous, he must be removed from pants.
Windu: The Jedi Council will have to take control of the pants to ensure a peaceful transition
Yoda: Hmm. To a dark place this line of thought will take us. Great care we must take.

Palpatine: Use my pants, I beg you.

Obi-Wan: It's over, Anakin! I have the high pants!
Anakin: You underestimate my pants!

Obi-Wan: He is in great danger.
Amidala: From the pants?
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Yes, in a couple of places I removed speakers to make it more amusing :).

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