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Wednesday, February 19, 2014 12:38 AM

The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at https://www.mediafire.com/two

Rick and Morty is a half-hour animated series about a sociopathic scientist who drags his unintelligent grandson on insanely dangerous adventures across the universe. It is Doctor Who and his companion traveling without a time machine or scruples. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_and_Morty

It is well reviewed. http://www.metacritic.com/tv/rick-morty

Halfway through the first season, Rick and Morty was renewed for Season 2 http://splitsider.com/2014/01/adult-swim-renews-rick-and-morty-for-sea
son-2/

http://video.adultswim.com/rick-and-morty/index.html

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Wednesday, February 19, 2014 1:31 PM

WISHIMAY

Ummm. Yeah. Seven minutes into "Lawnmower Dog" and I'm done.

Between the grating voices, the flailing mouths, repeating the name Morty over and over and OVER, not to mention the complete lack of timing.... and then incest dungeon with kids......

NO.

Just NO.

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Wednesday, February 19, 2014 5:32 PM

SECOND

The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at https://www.mediafire.com/two

Quote:
Originally posted by Wishimay:

NO.

Just NO.

From "Rick's Love Potion No. 9" subtitles www.addic7ed.com/serie/Rick_and_Morty/1/6/Rick_Potion_#9

Morty: [sighing] You're missing the point, Dad. I don't want girls. I want Jessica.

Jerry: Ah, well, I remember feeling that way about a young lady named "your mom," and that's not an urban diss. Your mom was my Jessica. I remember the first time I saw her. I thought --

Rick: " -- I should get her pregnant, and then she'll have to marry me."

Jerry: I beg your pardon, Rick. Inappropriate.

Rick: Sorry, please proceed with your story about banging my daughter in high school. I'm not sure you want to take romantic advice from this guy, Morty. His marriage is hanging from a thread.

Jerry: My marriage is fine, thank you.

Rick: Jerry, it's your house. Whatever you say it is, is how it is, but I think a blind man could see that Beth is looking for the door. I barely have a reason to care, and even I noticed.

Morty: Come on, Rick! Don't talk about my parents like that.

Rick: Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science.

Morty: All right, well, I'm gonna go get dressed for the dance.

Jerry: Yeah, I'm just going to... check on your mom.

Rick: Morty, hand me that screwdriver, huh? I'm almost finished making my ionic defibulizer, Morty. It's gonna be great.

Morty: Hey, listen, Rick. Y-y-you know how you said that, you know, love is a chemical and all that stuff from earlier? Well, I was thinking, you know, w-w could you make some sort of chemical thing happen inside of Jessica's mind, you know, so where she falls in love with me and all that sort of thing?

You know, like, maybe make some sort of love potion or something?

Rick: Morty, that's such a poor use of my time. It's beneath me. Hand me the screwdriver.

Morty: You know what? No, Rick!

I'm not gonna hand you the screwdriver. I-I'm not gonna hand you anything ever again, Rick! I'm always helping you with this and that and the other thing. W-w-w-w-w-what about me, Rick? W-w-w-w-why can't you just help me out once once for once?

Rick: [groans]
You're growing up fast, Morty.
You're growing into a real big thorn straight up into my ass.

[Clears throat]

Listen, this is called oxytocin. I extracted it from a vole. Do you know what a vole is, Morty? You know what a vole is? It's a rodent that mates for life, Morty.
This is the chemical released in a mammal's brain, you know, that makes it fall in love. All right, Morty, I just got to combine it with some of your DNA.

Morty: Oh, well, okay.

[Zipper opens]

Rick: A hair, Morty.

I need one of your hairs. This isn't "Game of Thrones."

Morty: Ow!

Rick: all right, Morty. Whoever you smear this stuff on will fall in love with you, and only you, forever.
Are you happy now, Morty?

Morty: Heck, yeah! Thank you, grandpa Rick.

Hey, there's no... dangers or anything, or side effects, right?

Rick: W-w-w-what am I, a hack? Go nuts, Morty. It's foolproof.

[Morty Exits]

Eh, unless she has the flu.

[ Bedroom, Beth typing on her computer. ]

Jerry: Beth, do y-you still love me?

Beth: Ugh, what kind of question is that?

Jerry: The "yes or no" kind?

[Laughs nervously]

Beth: Jerry, do you want homeless people to have homes?

Jerry: Yes.

Beth: Are you gonna build them?

Jerry: No.

Beth: Then what good was the "yes"?

Jerry: Wait, is loving me the house or the homeless people?

Beth: Loving you is work, Jerry. Hard work, like building a homeless shelter. Nobody wants to say no to doing it, but some people put the work in.
So, what do you say? Do you see me working here? Does this conversation seem tedious to me?

Jerry: Sort of.

Beth: Then I obviously sort of love you, don't I?

The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/folder/1uwh75oa407q8/Firefly

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Sunday, March 2, 2014 10:57 AM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

Never heard of it until now.

Theme seems clearly influenced by Dr Who. Also, old crazy haired scientist = Emmett Brown, and the kid = Marty McFly.

Time travel is direct from the video game 'Portal'

Animation is horrific.

Still, there's some clever writing, but man, some of the voices are too horrific to over come.

Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured... but not everyone must prove they are a citizen

I'm just a red pill guy in a room full of blue pill addicts.

" AU, that was great, LOL!! " - Chrisisall

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Sunday, March 2, 2014 12:38 PM

SECOND

The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at https://www.mediafire.com/two

Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:
but man, some of the voices are too horrific to over come.

Justin Roiland writes Rick and Morty and does the voices for the Rick and Morty characters. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2861424/

He should save his vocal cords, which sound like he's tearing them to shreds, and just write, but his ego is getting in the way, probably because he thinks he is better than Trey Parker & Matt Stone, who write and voice act in South Park, another low animation show.

The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/folder/1uwh75oa407q8/Firefly

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Tuesday, April 29, 2014 8:42 AM

SECOND

The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at https://www.mediafire.com/two

Film Crit Hulk explains why Rick and Morty is so damn good. http://badassdigest.com/2014/04/11/rick-and-morty-is-the-best-show-on-
television/
Some people have expressed that they don't like Rick and Morty because it makes them feel... uncomfortable. Sure, they agree it is often funny, but it puts them in the space where they feel uneasy. And when you ask them to try to articulate what it is that is exactly bothering them, it becomes painfully clear that they are wrestling with the fact that for all the show's underlying humanity, it genuinely fucks with their brain orientation.... And as much as we all just want to come home at night and feel better and rested, sometimes we need more than that. We have to take off the V.R. Alternate reality glasses sometimes. So yeah, it's a show that makes the world feel stranger, but that is what we have to reconcile. We are suddenly at odds with who we are and what we want. We are in a new place where we really don't know how to feel...

And folks... That's what art is supposed to do.

The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/folder/1uwh75oa407q8/Firefly

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