Funniest moments in BtVS by Shiny

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Funniest moments in BtVS

POSTED BY: SHINY
UPDATED: Thursday, February 8, 2007 06:33
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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 9:09 AM

Sometimes certain moments in the show make you bust out laughing in the middle of what is otherwise a dark, or even dull episode. I just came across a couple of memorable ones during this week's syndicated eps:

* When everyone thinks Willow is a vampire, Xander holds out a cross at her and when it doesn't work, he looks confused, shakes it like a near-empty spray paint can, and holds it up at her again

* When Buffy can read minds, her reaction to finding out her Mom had sex with Giles and the way she brings it up casually to Giles at the end of the ep

So, what are your most memorable funny moments?

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I don't need a gorram back-spaceship driver!!!

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 9:17 AM

CHRISISALL

Xander's joke about not having to watch Jaws 3D in the episode I saw last night. It wasn't supposed to be a funny moment, but he said it, and I lost it.

Chrisisall

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 9:42 AM

LISSA

the buffybot...
"anya! how is your money?"
"fine, thank you for asking!!"

~lissa, retired spwhore

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 9:47 AM

SIGMANUNKI

Here's a couple:

- Xander's butt-monkey rant.

- When Xander got split in two and was a bad influence on himself.

- "It eats you starting with your bottom"

- During the credits when Xander, Willow and Buffy had to do a scene from a play in the talent show.

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"We're in a giant car heading into a brick wall at 100 miles/hr and everybody's arguing about where they want to sit."
-David Suzuki

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Thursday, May 11, 2006 10:06 AM

CHRISISALL

Xander:
"Who's a little Fear Demon?"
Giles:
"Don't taunt the Fear Demon."
Xander:
"Why? Could it hurt me?"
Giles:
"No. It's...tacky."

Fear me Chrisisall

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Thursday, May 11, 2006 10:10 AM

COPILOT

Basically everything that ever came out of Xanders mouth!
Also I wear the cheese the cheese does not wear me

An I carried such a torch

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Friday, May 12, 2006 9:06 AM

LWAVES

Gotta agree with the Willow being mistaken for a vamp by the rest of the gang.

In Hush the whole scene around Buffy's 'staking' hand motion. The look on everyone's faces is just brilliant and each is different.

Giles referring to Americans as "bloody colonials".

When Giles refers to the fear demon as actual size.

And many many more....

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Friday, May 12, 2006 10:12 AM

CHRISISALL

Spike:
"I brought her lots of pretty dresses, with pretty girls in 'em..."

Twisted Chrisisall

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Friday, May 12, 2006 7:12 PM

SASHASRM

Oh my god. So many!!! That is part of what makes this show so wonderful:

#1: Earshot

When Buffy finds out about sex with Giles
When Giles walks into the tree (#1 hands down)

Yes, the scene when everyone realizes Willow isn't a vampire.

Something Blue: The bathtub scene in the beginning and all the scenes between Buffy and Spike as Giles is going blind. Xander: "Can I be blind too? "

"Randy" speech about being a vampire with a soul in Tabula Rasa

In the midst of the one of the saddest eps ever:
"Xander, you're not real. They get in my mind, make me see things I want.'
"Then why would they make you see me?"
"You're right. Lets get out of here."

When we find out why Giles always cleans his glasses.

Cordy and Wesley's kiss

Band Candy. Just pick a scene with Giles in it.

When Ethan turns Giles into a Fyarl demon.

"You made a bear!"
"I didn't mean to!"
"Undo it! Undo it!"

When Robin Wood tells Faith that he's prettier than her.

And so many more!!!

"I like the quiet."

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Sunday, May 14, 2006 6:42 PM

SHINYYUKARI

Off the top of my head...

After they blow up the Judge and Buffy is fighting Angelus. It then randomly cuts to Oz standing over the Judge's dismembered arm and he just points to it and says, "Arm..."

Or when Xander is trying to get Larry to confess to being a Werewolf but then it turns out Larry is gay. Xander's expression was priceless.

"Well next time you be the bait!"~Andy Hurley
"Okay! Everybody not talking about sex, in here. Everybody else, elsewhere."~Wash
Browncoats are the coolest fans I've ever seen.

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Sunday, May 14, 2006 8:58 PM

FROMTHEDARK

This one always makes me smile, sorry cant remember ep or season, its been a bad day anyways:
Willow, Buffy and Xander are in the bronze and angel walks up there a lil silence before:
"Buffy" ~says angel
"Angel" ~says buffy
"Xander" ~ says Xander

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Wednesday, July 5, 2006 11:49 PM

PEULSAR5

We sniff the air, we don't kiss the dirt.

Season 4 Thanksgiving episode:

Buffy to Riley:

"I'm a great cook. In theory. I've eaten a lot!"

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Thursday, July 6, 2006 3:49 PM

MPHILLIPS

Season six the last episode...Buffy tells Giles all that's happened since he left and Giles reaction..you can't help but laugh along..all that, in what was it, half a season?

mphillips

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Saturday, July 8, 2006 10:31 PM

LAURA17

In Tabula Rasa when they think that Spike is Giles' son
In season 7 when Andrew try to kill the pig and in another episode we see the pig running in the basement.

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 12:14 AM

SERENITYINSCOTLAND

Gotta agree with Sashasrm.
When Spike shouts 'A bear! You made a bear!' and tries to hop away on his chair is just priceless. Thats def the funniest Buffy ep for me, that whole time when Spike wanted to be evil but couldn't cos of the chip and before he became Buffy-whipped was his finest hour. Let's not forget when he emerges from the shadows in Xander's clothes!

Oh yeah and in 'Crush' when Xander says:
"And you should never hurt the feelings of a brutal killer...you know, that's actually some pretty good advice."

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 12:38 AM

SUZFROMOZ

one of my favourites is when alternate universe vamp willow is there, and real willow tries to impersonate her. She puts on the leather corset etc, looks down and says "wow, lookey here" or something like that - surprised to see she actually has cleavage in that outfit.

crossover episode in angel - oz taking the ring of amorryha (sp?) to angel and there brief conversation Doyle says - are they always like that - oz says something lie - no sometimes we are laconic.
And yes, band candy is one of my favourite episodes - giles is hilarious in it.

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 12:51 PM

CHRISISALL

Adam- "I like Helter Skelter."

Chrisisall

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 4:38 PM

ORMAYBEMIDGETS

The first one that came to mind that hasn't been posted yet:

DAWN: Buffy! Buffy! Buffy!

BUFFY: I heard screaming.

DAWN: That was you.

BUFFY: There was a girl.

DAWN: That would be me.

EDIT: Chrisisall just reminded me of it

Spike: Out... for... a... walk. Bitch.

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 11:13 PM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
Xander's joke about not having to watch Jaws 3D in the episode I saw last night. It wasn't supposed to be a funny moment, but he said it, and I lost it.

Chrisisall

Oh Wow! I watched that episode last night too! There were quite a few funny moments in that last series like that and that was the one that jumped to mind when I read this thread!

It's Spooky Chrisisall!!

Also - Robin saying 'Surprise' to Faith just when the tears have started to well up coz you think he's dead in the final ep.

Also - End of Earshot - I agree with everyone that Giles walking into a tree is hilarious!

Also - Giles who's going blind (and more than a little drunk is upstairs when Willow accuses Buffy of not liking the fact that she's in a relationship with Tara and that's the first some of them realise it!) Off screen - "Bloody Hell!"

Also - when Xander - actually EVERYTHING Xander does!!!

Also - In Hush when Anya makes 'sex-gestures' to Xander and they race off to 'do it'!

Also - Anya (on Halloween night, at the Magic Box) "I'm a special kind fo angel, called a 'Charlie'..."

Also - In 'Once More With Feeling' in 'Walk into the Fire' (or something like that) Spike: "First I'll save her then I'll kill her" Willow: "I think this line's mostly filler..."

Also - (ep. late in series 7) - when Willow says, "this could get out of control, and not in a good, my-girlfriend-has-her-tongue-pierced kind of way." then several beats later both Xander and Dawn go "Oh!" (& Dawn adds "tongue pierced, right")

Wait - I'll think of more!!!!

Magdalena x x x

"I love my Captain!"

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Friday, July 14, 2006 9:13 PM

CATTLEORCATALYST

Cordelia: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Oz: We attack the Mayor with hummus.
Cordelia: I stand corrected.
Oz: Just keeping things in perspective.
Cordelia: Thank you.

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Tuesday, July 18, 2006 6:48 PM

WTE

Pretty much everything Oz does (hahahaha, hummus), and same with Xander. Also...

Buffy: Yeah. You just say, 'Hey, I got a thing, you maybe have a thing, maybe we could have a thing.'
Giles: Oh, thank you, Cyrano.

HONKS

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Wednesday, July 19, 2006 6:38 PM

SASHASRM

More scenes:

Yes! When Giles bursts out laughing when Buffy admits she's been sleeping with Spike.

In Hush, the entire scene in the lecture hall when Giles is explaining who the Gentlemen are.

Giles: Don't taunt the fear demon.
Xander: Can he hurt me?
Giles: No, its just tacky.

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 9:38 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Something Blue is such a joy to watch! Xander's reaction to Buffy's engagement is priceless. As is Giles'. And Riley's. Actually, every part of that episode is pure comic genius!

Dopplegangland is also brilliant and is one of my favourites. The library scene where the guys think Willow is a vampire has been mentioned a few times, but I also love Wesley's scream after he's defeated vampWillow (in the lamest way possible) and Cordelia taps him on the shoulder. And Willow pretending to be vampWillow has me in stitches every time. Running her fingers through a girl's hair and getting all tangled, "I'm a bloodsucking fiend! Look at my outfit!" Hee hee hee!

Willow: It's horrible! That's me as a vampire? I'm so evil! And... skanky! And I think I'm kinda gay.
Buffy: Willow, just remember, a vampire's personality has nothing to do with the person it was.
Angel: Well, actually... (gets a look from Buffy)That's a good point.

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Saturday, August 12, 2006 3:25 AM

ELRIC

ya i remember in one episode zander puts a cross up against spike and it doesnt work so he shakes it and trys again

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Friday, August 25, 2006 1:16 PM

MANICDEPRESSIVEMOUSE

Buffy - How've you been?
Amy - Rat. You?
Buffy - Dead.
Amy - Oh

D'Hoffryn - Oh well,if you ever change your mind, here's my talisman, give us a chant.

The Wheelchair fight in the hospital in season 7.

Giles - Stop that, I can here the smacking.

Oz - Our lives are different to other peoples'.

Xander and Harmony's bitch-fight.
Xander and Riley's bitch-fight.

"Oh, big puffy Xander..." - Buffy

"Have you tried looking inside the sofa in hell" - Willow

"Aren't you going to introduce me to your.. Holy God, you're willow" - Buffy

The girls try to impress RJ in "Him".

They're the ones tickling me at the moment.

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Saturday, October 14, 2006 11:08 AM

WINDSTRUCK

In Hush, the projector scene with the sketches/drawings of the gentlemen, Giles was trying to explain.
Buffy's staking motion. And Giles drawing of Buffy! That was hilarious.

In Tabula Rasa, when Spike realizes he is Brittish too and thought to be Giles' son. Also when he thought he was a superhero too. All of their reaction when they opened the door of The Magic Box. Spike's vampire with a soul bit.

A whole lot of Xander scene. He has a really, really amazing comic timing. I have to mention this, is Nick in anyway related to Matthew Perry?? Weird!

Xander in Once More With Feeling, admitting that he had summoned the Demon and asked if he was to become his queen. Hahahahaha!!!

Dracula episode, Xander becomes his servant. The eating spiders and bugs thing and his comment at the end.

In season 7, Buffy and Angel after killing Mal, ah I mean, Caleb. Buffy says Spike has a soul now. Angel's reaction. So funny!

There are so much more!!!

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Saturday, October 14, 2006 1:41 PM

FWBBROWNCOAT

Do not remember the episode, but, when Willow goes to find Giles, and then he's in the bar singing "Behind Blue Eyes"

Everyone just looked show shocked!

During "Once More With Feeling", just as Spike starts singing, the facial expression as he shuts the door, you could almost see the "bloody hell I'm singing too" in his face.

"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all." - Malcolm Reynolds

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Saturday, October 14, 2006 2:17 PM

ARCADIA

In "Hush" when Xander things Spike has eaten Anya, starts beating Spike, sees Anya is alive, and begins to make out with her. Great Stuff.

"I'll Never Tell."

Almost anything Olad and Anya (as Aud) say in "Selfless":

Anya: The rapid reproductive rate of our rabbits... has given me an idea. I can give the excess out to the townspeople, exchanging them not for goods or services, but for goodwill and the sense of accomplishment that stems from selflessly giving of yourself to others.
Olaf: Ha, ha, ha. Sweet Aud. Your logic is insane and happenstance, like that of a troll.

Anya: I don't talk to people much. I mean, I talk to them, but they don't talk to me, except to say that, "your questions are irksome," and, "perhaps you should take your furs and your literal interpretations to the other side of the river."

and, not Anya or Olaf, but still from "Selfless":

D'Hoffryn: It's like someone slaughtered an Abercrombie & Fitch catalogue.

Arcadia (aka Greyfable and/or Katie)
www.stillflying.net -- picking up Firefly were Joss left off. We will hold 'til he gets back.

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Sunday, October 15, 2006 1:36 AM

GROUNDED

Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered: Xander + "Got The Love".

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Sunday, October 15, 2006 3:54 AM

CAPTAINSHINY

When the trio are arguing about the best Bond and...
ANDREW: I like Timothy Dalton!
(Whack!)

Also, Andrew's botched jet pack escape.

And, technically not Buffy, but...
GROO: Would you like me to, at first slowly, and then more rapidly, rub your (Pylean word)?

-Stay Shiny
"The people who made the show, and the people who saw the show, which is roughly the same number of people, fell in love with it, a little bit too much to let it go, too much to lay down arms when when the battle looked pretty much lost. In Hollywood, people like that are called unrealistic, quixotic, obsessive... In my world, they're called Browncoats."
-Joss Whedon

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 6:16 AM

WINDSTRUCK

Jet pack escape was funny!
I never saw it coming.

I thought the wrecking ball hitting Glory was funny! I'm bad!

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 6:41 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

There is no bad here. The wrecking ball hitting Glory was funny! And she deserved it for brain sucking poor Tara!

I've already posted my funniest moments, but I have to mention The Zeppo and Something Blue. Just about every scene in both those episodes is comedy gold!

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Thursday, October 26, 2006 12:29 AM

WINDSTRUCK

Cordelia on the Mayor.

The gang was asking about the Mayor's weaknesses. He 's not fond of germs.

Cordelia says something about a box, with EBOLA VIRUS or just put the name Ebola Virus on the box and chase the Mayor around!

That I think was the funniest Cordy moment in BtVS.

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Wednesday, November 8, 2006 6:07 AM

VAMPCHICK88

xander and his "no one can stop the dark master...bator"

spike when he's trying to throw himself on the stake

willow when she's all "force is good" in bbb and xander freaks out

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Wednesday, November 15, 2006 6:19 AM

WKINGIII

"OK...now wait...you say Ben is Glory...but how is Glory related to Ben...?"

...and on and on and on and on...

- Bill

The opposite of pro is con
That fact is clearly seen
If progress means move forward
Then what does Congress mean?
- Nipsey Russell, RIP

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Wednesday, November 15, 2006 7:05 AM

CYBERSNARK

Which provoked a few very funny moments on the usenet group.

*sigh*
Good times.

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Wednesday, November 15, 2006 8:27 AM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

Quote:
Originally posted by Shiny:
Sometimes certain moments in the show make you bust out laughing in the middle of what is otherwise a dark, or even dull episode. I just came across a couple of memorable ones during this week's syndicated eps:

* When everyone thinks Willow is a vampire, Xander holds out a cross at her and when it doesn't work, he looks confused, shakes it like a near-empty spray paint can, and holds it up at her again

* When Buffy can read minds, her reaction to finding out her Mom had sex with Giles and the way she brings it up casually to Giles at the end of the ep

So, what are your most memorable funny moments?

I JUST saw those eps, and gotta agree.

There's a line by Willow from 'Gingerbread' that , while not the funniest, sticks out to me as being one of the cutest.

Willow: "Mom, I'm not an age group. I'm me. Willow group."

I've always liked Willow, of course, but from viewing the DVDs start -> finish, she's really grown on me. Hell, everyone has, but Willow especially. I love how Joss compared Kaylee to Willow ( both adorable red heads ) as being the heart and soul of their respective shows.

People love a happy ending. So every episode, I will explain once again that I don't like people. And then Mal will shoot someone. Someone we like. And their puppy. - Joss

" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "

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Thursday, November 16, 2006 12:05 PM

THESOMNAMBULIST

"How many of us have lost countless productive hours plagued by unwanted sexual thoughts and feelings."
"Yes!"
"That was a rhetorical question, Mr. Harris, not a poll." -- Mr. Whitmore and Xander

and pretty much anything Xander says...

But for one of the funniest moments then it has to be the Slow Mo inspired fight between Xander and Harmony in Season four!

Inspired.

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Saturday, November 18, 2006 5:44 AM

JWHEDONADDICT

One of countless funny moments in the entire run of the series is from "Once More With Feeling" when just after Spike said he believed he must be immune to the whole musical thing, and he starts singing his feelings to Buffy, the reaction on his face, and then her eye-rolling (STILL cracks me up every time), and also at the end when Sweet is gone and they're all still continuing anyway and Spike realizes what he's doing (singing and raising his arm up like everyone else)he snorts and says "Bugger this" and walks off.

Countless times I would get a memory flash of those two scenes and crack the hell up right in the middle of work.

And of course, the image of Spike bouncing around in that chair in "Pangs" and then falling backwards!

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Saturday, November 18, 2006 6:29 AM

MSG

There are so many funny moments, but I have to say there's one in first season that always gets me. It's after Xander has gone to grab Angel to go help Buffy fight the master and they are walking down the corridor
Xander: Are you looking at my neck?"
Angel:"No"
Xander: "You're looking at my neck. I told you to eat before we left!"

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."- Albright

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Friday, December 15, 2006 2:52 PM

THESOMNAMBULIST

Quote:
Originally posted by Shiny:
Sometimes certain moments in the show make you bust out laughing in the middle of what is otherwise a dark, or even dull episode. I just came across a couple of memorable ones during this week's syndicated eps:

* When everyone thinks Willow is a vampire, Xander holds out a cross at her and when it doesn't work, he looks confused, shakes it like a near-empty spray paint can, and holds it up at her again

* When Buffy can read minds, her reaction to finding out her Mom had sex with Giles and the way she brings it up casually to Giles at the end of the ep

So, what are your most memorable funny moments?

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I don't need a gorram back-spaceship driver!!!

What's so good about BUFFY is that your question has so many inexhaustible answers. Just quickly the thing that had me in fits the first time I caught it was with the Mayor when he was ticking things off his to do list... Well on there was "Become Invincible" and he ticks it off!!! Absolutely priceless - I lost it when I saw that and had to pause the dvd!

Also the episode where Xander creates a spell with Amy to make Cordelia want him and the ol' switcheroo happens and everyone else likes him instead and he darts into the library for cover and piles junk up behind the door. Then Buffy strolls in opening the door the other way. Very subtle and very funny.

Ok I'll be back. :) I'm watching an episode now from season two :D

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Friday, December 15, 2006 3:27 PM

FROMTHEDARK

Quote:
Originally posted by FromtheDark:
This one always makes me smile, sorry cant remember ep or season, its been a bad day anyways:
Willow, Buffy and Xander are in the bronze and angel walks up there a lil silence before:
"Buffy" ~says angel
"Angel" ~says buffy
"Xander" ~ says Xander

hmm i was going to say this is my fav and relised it was me who posted it oops

"Kaylee grab that kid who's dirt napping with baby jesus, we need a hood ornament"

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Sunday, December 17, 2006 10:39 PM

DANNIISUPERNOVA

*That bit in Bad Girls where the Mayor, Mr. Trick and Alan are all talking about their favorite comics.

"I like Cathy!"
*dies*

*In Lovers Walk when Spike and Joyce are talking about Drusilla. "Have you got any of those little marshmellows?" "Let me go check."
I love Joyce and Spike. They're so funny.

*In Crush:

B: Dawn says that Spike has a crush on me.
X: *laughs*
B: Xander, I think it's true!
X:Oh I hope so. It's funnier if it's true!

and "Is this a date?!"

*THE BUFFYBOT!!! Everything that chick says is hysterical.

and from Intervention:
"No. She's a robot. She acts just like that girlfriend bot that Warren guy made. You guys couldn't tell me apart from a robot?!"

and the whole Hokey-Pokey sequence...squeeeeeee!

I could go on and on....

_____

"You know that's gonna fall off."
-----Nathan Fillion (to me while drunk)

How are ships unlike food?
1. If you try it and don't like it, you don't have to do it again.
2. You can have as much as you want, when you want.
3. Cravings can be very specific.
I mean, hello it's not as if there's 'ship police?

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Sunday, December 17, 2006 10:41 PM

DANNIISUPERNOVA

Oh and the 'kissing toast or maybe it was taquitos?'

_____

"You know that's gonna fall off."
-----Nathan Fillion (to me while drunk)

How are ships unlike food?
1. If you try it and don't like it, you don't have to do it again.
2. You can have as much as you want, when you want.
3. Cravings can be very specific.
I mean, hello it's not as if there's 'ship police?

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Sunday, December 17, 2006 10:52 PM

DANNIISUPERNOVA

Oh oh! I just thought of two more!

In Bad Girls when Faith gets pulled away from like, the five guys she's been dancing with and is like "Call me!"

Anya's wedding vows "And who do you think you are anyway, a sea captain?"

_____

"You know that's gonna fall off."
-----Nathan Fillion (to me while drunk)

How are ships unlike food?
1. If you try it and don't like it, you don't have to do it again.
2. You can have as much as you want, when you want.
3. Cravings can be very specific.
I mean, hello it's not as if there's 'ship police?

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Sunday, December 17, 2006 10:57 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK

Funniest moment in Buffy:

When Pee-Wee Herman took 5 minutes to die.

"OOOOHHhhhhhh! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! OoooooooHHHHHh! EEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" - Pee Wee Herman's Dying Words on Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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Friday, December 22, 2006 7:59 AM

CLJOHNSTON108

So many, but here's just a few...

In "Witch," when Buffy's all spellbound & acting goofy...

Buffy: I just got kicked off the team, didn't I?
Xander: I don't think it was your fault.
Buffy: Hmm, I know you don't, that's 'cause you're my friend. You're my Xander-shaped friend! (leans her head on his shoulder) Do you have any idea why I love you so, Xander?
Willow: We gotta to get her to a...
Xander: (stops Willow with a gesture) Let her speak!
Buffy: I'll tell you! You're not like other boys at all.
Xander: Well...
Buffy: You are totally, and completely one of the girls! (to Willow) I'm that comfy with him.
Willow smiles widely.
Xander: That's great.
Buffy: Any other guy who'd give me a bracelet, they'd... wanna date me, and be like a...

In "Never Kill a Boy...", when Buffy, Xander & Owen are talking by the lockers; Owen makes a little joke in line with Buffy's excuse, and Xander makes that great "pity laugh" expression, then when Owen hands Buffy his gold pocket watch, Xander looks piteously at his own Tweety watch.

After Willow accidentally shoots Giles in the butt with the tranquilizer gun, and Giles looks back and says, "Bloody priceless!" before he passes out.

I also loved the times when one character would say, "It's a long story..." and another character would sum things up real well...

Willow: “Oz is a werewolf.”
Buffy: “Long story.”
Oz: “I got bit.”
Buffy: “Apparently not that long.”

Buffy: “Long story.”
Cordelia: “Got hunted.”
Buffy: “Apparently not that long.”

Angel: “It’s kind of a long story.”
Buffy: “You’re new sidekick had a vision, I was in it, you came to Sunnydale?”
Angel: “Okay, maybe not that long.”

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Friday, December 22, 2006 2:12 PM

CHARLIETHEBLOODY

much love for anya, she got some hilarious lines and emma delivered them impeccably. here's a few examples from s7

Anya: For God's sakes, Andrew! You've been in here for 30 minutes. What are you doing?
Andrew: Entertaining and educating.
Anya: Why can't you just masturbate like the rest of us?

Anya: Yup. Many of these girls will die. Slaughterhouse is what it is.
Potential: What?!
Anya: (tenderly) Oh, trying to talk will just kill you sooner.

Anya: So that leaves me and the dungeon master in the north hall?
Andrew: We will defend it with our very lives.
Anya: Yes. We will defend it with his very life.
Xander: And don't be afraid to use him as a human shield.
Anya: Good, yes! Thanks.

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Friday, December 22, 2006 3:24 PM

SWEETSERENDIPITY

All of my favs, so far, have been mentioned. Does anyone know the name of the eps with Giles singing? Other than OMWF.

Deb

http://serendipityagain.com/

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Friday, December 22, 2006 5:25 PM

CHARLIETHEBLOODY

the one where he sings behind blue eyes at the espresso pump is where the wild things are. then there's his exposition song in restless

there's another one where spike walks in on him singing and playing guitar, but I can't remember when that happens...

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