Ahh, Mal... by mysterymeals

You wanna stow it, preacher? We're in some peril here.

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Wednesday, December 19, 2007 4:09 PM

THESHINYDOCTOR

We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so...very...pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.

--Well…my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.

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Wednesday, December 19, 2007 4:24 PM

EVILDINOSAUR

"Get these bodies together, tie 5 or 6 of them to the front of the ship, put book up front and center he's our friend we should honor him. Kaylee go dig up that kid that's taking a dirt nap with baby jesus, we need a hood ornament. Jayne, try not to steal all their shit"

"Haha, mine is an evil laugh."

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Wednesday, December 19, 2007 4:33 PM

JOSSISAGOD

Just so you know, it's "Morbid and Creepifyin'."

That said, "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month."

Fe'nos Tol
JOSSIS(Most Definitely)AGOD

Self appointed Forsaken! Been on the list for a while now!

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature.
"Look at me, I'm STUPID!" The Doctor.

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Wednesday, December 19, 2007 5:34 PM

* River-in-a-box *

Huh.

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Wednesday, December 19, 2007 6:18 PM

MAL4PREZ

Go run your little world...

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hmm-burble-blah, blah-blah-blah, take a left

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Wednesday, December 19, 2007 6:45 PM

ECGORDON

There's no place I can be since I found Serenity.

"Is it Christmas?"

wo men ren ran zai fei xing.

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Wednesday, December 19, 2007 6:55 PM

SAFFRON: If you're done with supper, would you
like me to wash your feet?

*Mal looks to Wash and Zoe (Help me!), then exits*

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Wednesday, December 19, 2007 7:11 PM

Nighttime? We're in space, it's always nighttime.

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Wednesday, December 19, 2007 10:05 PM

FILLYGIRL

Operative: "Its worse than you know..." Mal: "It usually is."

"...yea, but she's our witch."

Chaplain of the 76th Independant Battalion

...it's worse than you know...Operative
...it usually is.....Mal

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Wednesday, December 19, 2007 10:28 PM

FOLLOWMAL

"What happened about me?"

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Thursday, December 20, 2007 3:37 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by PhyreLight:
SAFFRON: If you're done with supper, would you
like me to wash your feet?

*Mal looks to Wash and Zoe (Help me!), then exits*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

*snortwheezsniff*

Man, I forgot about that one...

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Thursday, December 20, 2007 5:20 AM

See the man up there with the big gun? Now I ain't sayin' you weren't easy to find, but it's a bit out of our way, and he didn't want to come, so it's his will you aught to worry about thwarting.

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Thursday, December 20, 2007 5:30 AM

CHRISISALL

Well...ya can't.

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Thursday, December 20, 2007 6:00 AM

I hear a word out of any of you that ain't helping me out or taking your leave, I will shoot you down.

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Thursday, December 20, 2007 6:23 AM

SHINYSEVEN2

You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: if I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.

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Thursday, December 20, 2007 6:29 AM

I love that Mal calls Simon "son" in that quote. Simultaneously condescending and completely appropriate to the situation.

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Thursday, December 20, 2007 6:33 AM

MSB

Been a long time since Patience shot me, and that was due to a perfectly legitimate conflict of interest. I got no grudge.

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Nope, don't use cologne. Women I date think the smell of sawdust is sexy. That's probably why I don't... date many women.- Gibbs
Les mortels meurent. Qu'importe la façon?- LaCroix

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Thursday, December 20, 2007 6:54 AM

PAINTITBLACK

Next time you decide to stab me in the back, have the balls to do it to my face.

Which is a complex, yet strangely clear request.

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Thursday, December 20, 2007 7:17 AM

MONGO

oh i'm going to that special hell

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Thursday, December 20, 2007 8:08 AM

I've seen you without your clothes on, but I never thought I'd see you naked.

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Thursday, December 20, 2007 11:15 AM

Is he okay??

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Thursday, December 20, 2007 11:34 AM

CHAOSSERENITY

Gods, there's just so many. Such as:

"Anyone gets nosy, just, you know, shoot em. . . . Politely."

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This 'distress' wouldn't be takin' place in someone's pants, would it?

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Thursday, December 20, 2007 4:40 PM

SAVEWASH

Now I am learning about scary.

That would make them look all manner of stupid.

"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."

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Thursday, December 20, 2007 5:53 PM

LVS2READ

Y'all gonna be here when I wake up?

"I love my captain."

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Friday, December 21, 2007 2:06 AM

FILLYGIRL

Operative: "Its worse than you know..." Mal: "It usually is."

I can't help it, it really is my favorite:

"We're at the corner of No and Where"

and my other line

"it usually is..."

Chaplain of the 76th Independant Battalion

...it's worse than you know...Operative
...it usually is.....Mal

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Friday, December 21, 2007 2:26 AM

Aww hell, I'm a big fan of all seven.
But right now I'm going with wrath!

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Friday, December 21, 2007 4:17 AM

CHAOSSERENITY

Bwah!

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This 'distress' wouldn't be takin' place in someone's pants, would it?

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Friday, December 21, 2007 6:09 AM

FOLLOWMAL

Quote:
Originally posted by Lvs2read:
Y'all gonna be here when I wake up?

Ok, I know it's silly, but this line in print makes me remember the scene so vividly that I ... well

"There could be tears."

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Friday, December 21, 2007 6:27 AM

KPO

Sometimes you own the libs. Sometimes, the libs own you.

I hate to bring up our imminent arrest during your CRAZY TIME(!), but we gotta move.

Heads should roll

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Friday, December 21, 2007 7:35 AM

LVS2READ

Quote:
Originally posted by FollowMal:
Quote:
Originally posted by Lvs2read:
Y'all gonna be here when I wake up?

Ok, I know it's silly, but this line in print makes me remember the scene so vividly that I ... well

"There could be tears."

I know! *sigh* Such a little moment that says so much.

"I love my captain."

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Friday, December 21, 2007 7:38 AM

JONGSSTRAW

Takes more than a few drinks to render my judgement blurry.

Am I gettin' any prettier?

I wish to hell I never met her.

He'll kill you, he'll kill all of them, and he'll sleep well that night.

( All from Heart of Gold )

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Friday, December 21, 2007 7:58 AM

No I'm not.
I'm a mean old man.

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Saturday, December 22, 2007 2:36 AM

One of you is gonna fall, and die, and I'm not cleaning it up.

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Sunday, December 23, 2007 9:58 PM

FILLYGIRL

Operative: "Its worse than you know..." Mal: "It usually is."

...."the pretty fits".

Chaplain of the 76th Independant Battalion

...it's worse than you know...Operative
...it usually is.....Mal

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Wednesday, December 26, 2007 4:42 PM

FREELANCERTEX

"You wanna meet the real me now?"

"I love the pitter-patter of tiny feet in huge combat boots -- SHUT UP!!"

And my personal favorite...

"Ain't all buttons and charts, little albatross. You know what the first rule of flying is? Love. You can know all the math in the 'Verse, but take a boat in the air you don't love, she'll shake you off just as sure as the turning of worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down, tells ya she's hurtin' 'fore she keels. Makes her home."

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Have you ever wondered why in a dream you can touch a falling sky?
Or fly to the heavens that watch over you?

"I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar."

A man is least himself when he speaks in his own person. Give him a mask and he will show you his true self.

You can't take the sky from me...

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Wednesday, December 26, 2007 5:03 PM

EVILDEAD1971

Quote:
Originally posted by Lvs2read:
Y'all gonna be here when I wake up?

i 2nd that

http://www.boomstick.org

"and everything you hoped would last, just always becomes your past" perfect memory - remy zero

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Wednesday, December 26, 2007 5:39 PM

Da-shiang bao-tza shr duh lah doo-tze. ("The explosive diarrhea of an elephant.")

...Class, Mal. Really.

"I swear, having you guys in my corner is like being friends with Zorro."
-Joss on us fans and our persistent reputation.
Thanks, Joss!

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Wednesday, December 26, 2007 6:21 PM

FLORALBUNNY

"You've got a right to live and try to kill people..."

"Jayne. Go play with your rain-stick."

bun
Frisky Browncoat
Who's Bill Pardy?

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Thursday, December 27, 2007 7:15 PM

Is it bad that what she just said made perfect sense to me?

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Friday, December 28, 2007 2:25 PM

CHAOSSERENITY

Anything that Mal said in 'Trash'

Inara:They were geisha dolls with big heads that wobble.
Mal: Hey, people LOVE those!!!

AND

Mal: Unless it looks like we're stealing your priceless Lassiter, cause that's what we're doing. Don't ask me about the gun, though, cause that's new.

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This 'distress' wouldn't be takin' place in someone's pants, would it?

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Friday, December 28, 2007 2:29 PM

BLACKADDER7

"...if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you."

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Friday, December 28, 2007 6:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Blackadder7:
"...if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you."

Or, anything that Mal says in OMR. For example:

-I'm not a monster!

-I have captain-y stuff I have to do.

-Someone tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back.

-Y'all are making a big deal and I would appreciate it if one person on this boat did not assume I was an evil, lecherous hump.

-Jayne, go play with your rain stick.

And, le peice de resistance...

-I'm gonna go to the special hell.

"I swear, having you guys in my corner is like being friends with Zorro."
-Joss on us fans and our persistent reputation
Thanks, Joss!

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Sunday, December 30, 2007 9:24 AM

RIVERFLAN

Jayne, your mouth is talking. Might wanna look into that.

my other fav quotes by him everyone else said already

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Sunday, December 30, 2007 1:37 PM

FREELANCERTEX

"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle."

"Mercy is the mark of a great man. *stab* So I'm just a good man *stab* well, I'm alright." very mature, Mal.

"Kaylee, what the hell's going on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?"

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Have you ever wondered why in a dream you can touch a falling sky?
Or fly to the heavens that watch over you?

"I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar."

A man is least himself when he speaks in his own person. Give him a mask and he will show you his true self.

You can't take the sky from me...

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Sunday, December 30, 2007 1:57 PM

ASARIAN

"You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens."

"Way it is is the way it is."

"Whoa! Good Bible!"

"Wanna?"

"I don't believe he does."

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Monday, December 31, 2007 9:43 PM

Any friend of Inara's is a strictly buisinesslike relationship of mine.

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Wednesday, January 9, 2008 8:14 PM