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Jim Carry is gay

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 9:53 AM

PIRATENEWS

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"Obiwan Kenobi, you're my only poke?"
-Jim Carrey

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www.PirateNews.orgy/kill-robocops.html

HOW GAY IS TOO GAY? JIM CARREY JUST FOUND OUT



I Love You, Phillip Morris, the Jim Carrey/Ewan McGregor gay comedy that premiered at Sundance has been unable to find a distributor and may be forced to go straight to DVD in the United States.

The film, which is very funny and surprisingly touching, does feature explicit gay sex. Really, really explicit gay sex. Involving Jim Carrey. Cumming in a guy's ass. Yeah, that explicit.

www.chud.com/articles/articles/18584/1/HOW-GAY-IS-TOO-GAY-JIM-CARREY-J
UST-FOUND-OUT/Page1.html




McGregor gay film too risque for cinema

A prison comedy starring Ewan McGregor and Jim Carrey as gay lovers may not be shown in American cinemas because it is considered too risqué.

I Love You Phillip Morris, in which the stars play inmates who find love behind bars, has failed to find a US distributor and is expected to go straight to DVD.

Film industry insiders said the movie, which features a graphic sex scene and frequent references to gay sex, had fallen foul of anti-gay prejudice in America.

Carrey plays Steven Russell, a married policeman from Texas, who comes out of the closet and then becomes a conman to fund his flamboyant gay lifestyle.

He is sent to prison, where he meets and falls in love with Morris, played by McGregor. Following Morris’ release, Russell escapes from prison four times to be reunited with him.

Lewis Tice, director of publicity and marketing, at distributors TLA Releasing, said he believed the graphic homosexual sex depicted in the film had turned off distributors.

“The depiction of the sexual activity was far more than I’ve ever seen in a mainstream film with a mainstream celebrity,” he said. “There’s a graphic sex scene in the first 10 minutes that I was surprised to see.”

www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/scotland/article5908016.ece



That explains a few things, like hanging out with Tom Cruise, and marrying a worn-out porn star. Or dating, whatever.

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"I was actually in Scientology for awhile. That's how I got this glazed look in my eye."
-Jim Carrey



"I'm gay, and proud of it!"
-Jim Carrey


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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 10:03 AM

STORYMARK


The depth of your idiocy never fails to impress me.

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 10:06 AM

PIRATENEWS

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Originally posted by Storymark:
The depth of your idiocy never fails to impress me.


What do you have against gay men having gay sex in gay movies? Or are you for it?

There was something about Carrey that creeped me out. Like mobster Jerry Lewis on acid.

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 10:08 AM

KC5F


I could care less. The forum you're in is "General Discussions - General discussions and comments relating to Firefly."

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 10:10 AM

STORYMARK


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Originally posted by piratenews:
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Originally posted by Storymark:
The depth of your idiocy never fails to impress me.


What do you have against gay men having gay sex in gay movies? Or are you for it?



How you can take my calling you an idiot as a comment on gay sex... well, pretty much proves my point that your a retard.

I have no opinion either way. If the movie looks good, I'll watch it.

It's you I have the problem with.

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 10:11 AM

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Originally posted by KC5F:
I could care less. The forum you're in is "General Discussions - General discussions and comments relating to Firefly."


Oops.

This forum is so gigantic I got lost. Mod can move it.

But Carrey was in Earth Girls Are Easy.

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 10:14 AM

PIRATENEWS

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Originally posted by Storymark:

I have no opinion either way. If the movie looks good, I'll watch it.



Do you often watch gay porn?

Of course, some say all porn is gay porn. And you thought Hugh Hefner was the coolest straight man on Earth.
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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 11:32 AM

RIVERDANCER


Methinks a definition of the word 'acting' is required?

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 11:39 AM

STORYMARK


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Originally posted by piratenews:
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Originally posted by Storymark:

I have no opinion either way. If the movie looks good, I'll watch it.



Do you often watch gay porn?

Of course, some say all porn is gay porn. And you thought Hugh Hefner was the coolest straight man on Earth.



No. But I'm not a frightened little closeted self-hating homophobe like you, so I'm not frightened at the thought of seeing something in a film.

So, let's count: You're a homophobe, An anti-semite, a paranoid half-wit, and now we know you can't distinguish betyween porn and a film which depicts sex in a non graphic way.

You must be very proud of your position as villiage idiot.

Or, to be more succinct - fuck off, degenerate.

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 11:52 AM

PIRATENEWS

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I'm posting a legitimate news story, in legitimate newspapers, about a legitimate movie, on a forum about legitimate movies.

What wrong with that?

Just so happens its a gay porn movie.

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 11:53 AM

PIRATENEWS

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Quote:

Originally posted by RiverDancer:
Methinks a definition of the word 'acting' is required?


Methinks a definition of "explicit" is required.

Unless he used a strap-on. Or his stunt man did.

CGI. That's what it was...

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 11:54 AM

STORYMARK


You retarded assumption that 1) It's porn, and 2) Playing a gay character makes an actor gay is what puts you in the idiot-dipshit category (in this instance - every post you ever make qualifies you in one way or another).

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 11:57 AM

PIRATENEWS

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Originally posted by Storymark:
You retarded assumption that 1) It's porn, and 2) Playing a gay character makes an actor gay is what puts you in the idiot-dipshit category (in this instance - every post you ever make qualifies you in one way or another).


"Explicit" means he actually had a nude stiffy, and stuck it where the sun dont shine. Over and over. For 10 minutes. NOT under the blankets.

Yeah, "acting", that's what it was...

Or he's gay.

Which explains why he dumped or divorced all those hot women.

And the depression.

Quote:

He no longer takes Prozac or an other drug, but instead copes through spirituality. "I rarely drink coffee. I'm very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful."

http://depression.about.com/od/famous/p/jimcarrey.htm



Maybe he was raped by the Catholic church?

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"You had me at 'I'm Gay'."
-Rene Zellwegger, not Mrs Jim Carrey

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 12:07 PM

STORYMARK


No, it means 2 actors wearing modesty patches rubbed against each other - just like every other sex scene in hollywood movies, you moron.

There is no onscreen penetration. The orgasmic moment is amlost certainly just a close-up of Carey making a strange face from behind a dude. The only reason there's any shock is that's it's two well-known male actors. Otherwise, it won't be anything that hasn't been in a mainstream movie before.

Like I said, you can't tell the difference between a sex scene and actual porn. Either your a toddler, or you just have the mental capacity of one.

grow the fuck up, and try to get a clue, you sad, sad little looser.

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 12:15 PM

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Originally posted by Storymark:
No, it means 2 actors wearing modesty patches rubbed against each other - just like every other sex scene in hollywood movies, you moron.


Many of those sex scenes are real, undercover. Only the simulation is simulated. THAT'S normal.

Or don't you know the secret about soap operas?

According to reviews by folks who actually watched it, it's so gay that not even Hollywood will touch it.

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 12:18 PM

STORYMARK


I've read several reviews for it, actually. Not only were they positive - none of them mentioned any graphic sex. Gee, you think that'd come up when reviewing a Jim Carrey movie.

But it didn't - because you are, as usual, full of shit.

It's rated R by the way. Name another "porn" that is.

I can't believe I let myself actually get into an argument with an idiot like you. Shoulda known better, you've never even formed a non-crazy thought.



"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 12:23 PM

ECGORDON

There's no place I can be since I found Serenity.


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Originally posted by piratenews:
"Explicit" means he actually had a nude stiffy, and stuck it where the sun dont shine. Over and over. For 10 minutes. NOT under the blankets.


If you really believe that Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor have sex on camera then you are a bigger idiot than everyone already knows you to be. Explicit is a subjective term. I'll bet that when you were watching "The Wire" when Herc caught the Mayor with his pants down, you thought that was his real hard-on that was shown. NOT!



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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 12:26 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


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Or don't you know the secret about soap operas?



Oh, christ - ANOTHER conspiracy theory!

Okay, what's "the secret" about soap operas? That they're real? They're really just surveillance tapes shot of actual peoples' lives?

Oh, and speaking of christ and gay... he was, you know. Didn't date women, hung out with dudes, loved robes and sandals and oils, had great abs... Jeebus was TOTALLY gay!

Mike

just lying smiling in the dark
shooting stars around your heart
dreams come bouncing in your head
pure and simple everytime
now you're crying in your sleep
i wish you'd never learnt to weep
don't sell the dreams you should be keeping
pure and simple everytime


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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 1:43 PM

PIRATENEWS

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Originally posted by Storymark:
I've read several reviews for it, actually. Not only were they positive - none of them mentioned any graphic sex. Gee, you think that'd come up when reviewing a Jim Carrey movie.

But it didn't - because you are, as usual, full of shit.

It's rated R by the way. Name another "porn" that is.



The "regular reviews" censored the sex acts, as they are paid to do, in order trick suckers to watch it. BRING THE KIDS!

Reviewers may not have even watched it, just read other reviews or a press release.

On G4 network yesterday, G4 Underground showed real people having real sex, no simulation, while making their own porn for profit in their garage, on their motorcycle. That was 9pm EST, 5pm PST. Chick was very obese. Rated N for Nasty.

Jewish porn is a diabolical plot to destroy USA, trying to go mainstream. This gay movie was directed by a gay Jew.

Think of the 2-MILLION sexslaves in USA today, according to CIA, just counting the illegal aliens, not the Cathy O'Briens. Cathy wrote that it took a stungun to make her pose in Hustler, which is common for those girls.

The anoying (gay) "male enhancement" ads on TV are run by a gay Jewish porno kingpin. That junk will kill you.

Even Rupert Murdoch is a porno kingpin, publishing paper porn EVERY DAY. Plus online.
www.thesun.co.uk
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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 1:53 PM

CHRISISALL


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Originally posted by piratenews:
This gay movie was directed by a gay Jew.


Oh, now, since you say THAT....





The laughing Chrisisall

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 7:19 PM

PIRATENEWS

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Originally posted by chrisisall:
Quote:

Originally posted by piratenews:
This gay movie was directed by a gay Jew.


Oh, now, since you say THAT....


That is apparently important to the accredited journalists who interviewed the director, that (1) he is jewish and (2) that he's gay.

The "jew" topic means he's a member of a secretive society, which is important in Hollywood for movie distribution.

The gay is important because it alerts millions of gay customers to go buy the DVD.

It's just marketing.

Note that this movie is so gay it was sent to Trollville. So even FFF wants nobody to watch it. Not even gays.

Even Jim Carrey's producer/writer was sent to prison today for killing his wife. He will soon be gay, if not already.

Quote:

Cosby TV producer gets 26 years in wife's death


A television comedy writer and producer for shows including "Cosby" and "In Living Color" has been sentenced in Indiana to 26 years in prison in the beating death of his wife.

Forty-nine-year-old John James "J.J." Paulsen was sentenced Friday in Hamilton Superior Court on charges of voluntary manslaughter, neglect of a dependent and moving a body from the scene of death.

Prosecutors had dropped a murder charge as part of a plea agreement.

Police say the body of Leanne Serrano-Paulsen was found hidden in the attic of their posh house in Carmel in April 2007. They say the couple's 16-month-old son, Christopher, was found unharmed in a crib.

Police has said Serrano-Paulsen previously called authorities after she was beaten by her husband.

www.wbir.com/news/watercooler/story.aspx?storyid=82557&catid=141


Conjugal visits with Jim Carrey?



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Wednesday, April 15, 2009 10:32 AM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


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The "jew" topic means he's a member of a secretive society



See? I always said you were a Jew! The KKK *IS* a secretive society, right?

Mike

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day...
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Saturday, May 23, 2009 8:58 AM

TESKA


Quote:

Originally posted by Kwicko:
Quote:


Or don't you know the secret about soap operas?



Oh, christ - ANOTHER conspiracy theory!

Okay, what's "the secret" about soap operas? That they're real? They're really just surveillance tapes shot of actual peoples' lives?

Oh, and speaking of christ and gay... he was, you know. Didn't date women, hung out with dudes, loved robes and sandals and oils, had great abs... Jeebus was TOTALLY gay!

Mike

just lying smiling in the dark
shooting stars around your heart
dreams come bouncing in your head
pure and simple everytime
now you're crying in your sleep
i wish you'd never learnt to weep
don't sell the dreams you should be keeping
pure and simple everytime




Mwahahahahah faggggggg, jesus was a faaaagggggg!!!!!!

People who put cutesy political quotes in their signature should be tortured and fed their own family and/or pets.

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