The Geek Hierarchy by DMI

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The Geek Hierarchy

POSTED BY: DMI
UPDATED: Saturday, January 9, 2010 20:48
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Friday, January 8, 2010 8:09 AM

Expired, forgotten, spoiled rotten.

I hope you all enjoy this humorous chart illustrating what groups believe themselves to be the least geeky. Interested to find out where some of you put yourselves
note: I didn't create this, just stumbled on it
-e

I pray for one last landing,
on the globe that gave me birth.
Let me rest my eyes on the fleecy skies
and the cool, green hills of Earth.

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Friday, January 8, 2010 8:13 AM

ECGORDON

There's no place I can be since I found Serenity.

I identify with just two of those blocks, "Science Fiction Literature Fans" and "Science Fiction Television Fans," although I wish I had the talent to be in the top box.

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Friday, January 8, 2010 8:21 AM

DMI

Expired, forgotten, spoiled rotten.

Quote:
Originally posted by ecgordon:
I identify with just two of those blocks, "Science Fiction Literature Fans" and "Science Fiction Television Fans," although I wish I had the talent to be in the top box.

As do I, since I fall primarily into the "Amateur Science Fiction Writer" box. Not to judge, but the term japanimation gets me every time and if you don't think this is funny then I'm sure I can dig up some links to erotic x-files fan fics that'll make you see things differently.
We geeks gotta be able to laugh at ourselves.
-e

I pray for one last landing,
on the globe that gave me birth.
Let me rest my eyes on the fleecy skies
and the cool, green hills of Earth.

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Friday, January 8, 2010 8:44 AM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)

Quote:
Originally posted by ecgordon:
I identify with just two of those blocks, "Science Fiction Literature Fans" and "Science Fiction Television Fans," although I wish I had the talent to be in the top box.

Yup, I'm in those two, plus the "Video Gamers" box.

Mike

Work is the curse of the Drinking Class.
- Oscar Wilde

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Friday, January 8, 2010 10:52 AM

FREMDFIRMA

Hoo lordy, there goeth my reputation as a thug...

Sci-Fi lit, given.

Anime, video games, prettymuch everything on rack three, side order of knowing some really profane stuff in Klingon, but in my defense, I did drive a cab so I can cuss you out in almost ANY language.

I do note that they kind of skipped out on the technical end where geekdom starts to cross the line into mad scientist territory, but let's pretend I have no explicit reason to have noticed that...

And the low end of the chart once again begs the question.
Do catgirls count as furries ?

-F

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Friday, January 8, 2010 11:35 AM

ZEEK

I'd like to see browncoats above trekkies. I feel like trekkies are way nerdier.

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Friday, January 8, 2010 12:15 PM

KAREL

Flying on duct tape and a damaged registry.

I saw something very much like that a number of years ago. I think I might have a link or a copy of it somewhere. Pretty hilarious.

Note: The version posted above is a subset of the one I remember, which was "R rated".

"Whatever is wrong with you is so right for me." -- Marillion.

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Friday, January 8, 2010 2:12 PM

OUT2THEBLACK

Quote:
Originally posted by Fremdfirma:

And the low end of the chart once again begs the question.
Do catgirls count as furries ?

-F

Depends entirely upon the recency of their maintenance in that area...

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Friday, January 8, 2010 2:26 PM

OUT2THEBLACK

Quote:
Originally posted by Zeek:
I'd like to see browncoats above trekkies. I feel like trekkies are way nerdier.

Not to worry , I'm thinkin' we'll rise again...

You're right ,Trekkies are way nerdier...

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Friday, January 8, 2010 2:27 PM

NCBROWNCOAT

Quote:
Originally posted by Zeek:
I'd like to see browncoats above trekkies. I feel like trekkies are way nerdier.

Browncoats are way cooler than Trekkies.

BTW I read Sci Fi and write a tiny bit of fan fiction, but none of it erotic or Mary Sueish.

And if you want to see X-rated fan fic try some of the True Blood Eric/Godric slash (hey, they are both vampires so should it be fang slash?). Definately not my cup of tea.

http://fireflyfaninnc.livejournal.com/

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Friday, January 8, 2010 2:58 PM

RAHLMACLAREN

"Damn yokels, can't even tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it." - Jayne Cobb

Is the Roleplaying Gamer category strictly pen & paper stuff or does Baldur's Gate count?

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Find here the Serenity you seek. -Tara Maclay

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Friday, January 8, 2010 5:46 PM

KAREL

Flying on duct tape and a damaged registry.

Here's the one I remember:

http://www.brunching.com/images/geekchartbig. gif

(copy/paste into browser, remove the space between the . and gif)

Rated somewhere between PG13 and R.

"Whatever is wrong with you is so right for me." -- Marillion.

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Friday, January 8, 2010 6:59 PM

BORIS

I'm a fashion and art loving geek/nerd. I like to combine personality genres.

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Friday, January 8, 2010 7:44 PM

CHRISISALL

Quote:
Originally posted by ncbrowncoat:

Browncoats are way cooler than Trekkies.

No, just cooler in a more Captain-dummy-speak sorta way.
Hehisall

The laughing Chrisisall

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Saturday, January 9, 2010 4:04 AM

GEEZER

Keep the Shiny side up

Quote:
Originally posted by Zeek:
I'd like to see browncoats above trekkies. I feel like trekkies are way nerdier.

I'd think that Browncoats go in the 'science-fiction television fans' box, hence are less geeky.

"Keep the Shiny side up"

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Saturday, January 9, 2010 11:32 AM

TRAVELER

I certainly fit in some of those boxes. I just wonder where you would rate a person who byes a brand new Harley and has it rebuilt with custom everything and spends 10k or more on a paint job.
Just saying there is a little geek in everyone or how many geeks can stand on the tip of a pin because I suspect the Earth has several billion.

http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=28764731
Traveler

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Saturday, January 9, 2010 8:48 PM

JAMERON4EVA

I fit into the "Trekkies", "Video Gamer", Trekkis who speak Klingon", and in the "Fanfic Writers" colums.

So until next time,

"Make it so" and,
"Qa'plagh!"

Oh and i too can curse in a Foreign language.

"Mom, he has her chip. He has her."
John Connor,"Born To Run", TSCC EP 2x22

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