Question to God-peeps (kind of PG-13) by chrisisall

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Question to God-peeps (kind of PG-13)

POSTED BY: CHRISISALL
UPDATED: Friday, July 16, 2010 01:14
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Tuesday, July 13, 2010 3:46 PM

If God made everything, and us as well, why do we have the need for the horizontal mambo like, say, sheep or monkeys do?
How is it WE have souls, but OTHER horny creatures don't?
If humans AND chimps both masturbate, doesn't that indicate an erotic sentient awareness that disproves the concept of OUR exclusivity of freedom of choice in the procreative world?
ARE WE NOT ANIMALS????

Or is God a horny uber-sentient in it's own right?

Are we, every f***ing being on Earth, God's infinite porno movie?

The laughing Chrisisall

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Tuesday, July 13, 2010 4:18 PM

FEARTHEBUNNYMAN

Why would souls preclude sex?
Random book rec, btw: The Dawn of Sex. go check it out.

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Tuesday, July 13, 2010 4:21 PM

CHRISISALL

Quote:
Originally posted by fearthebunnyman:
Why would souls preclude sex?

The opposite.
Animals have souls.

Or so I remember from a past life.

(not really)

The laughing Chrisisall

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Tuesday, July 13, 2010 4:23 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

We are made in HIS image.

I wonder which one of us looks exactly like him.

Hmmm.

Ya think, maybe....

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Tuesday, July 13, 2010 10:43 PM

FILLYGIRL

Operative: "Its worse than you know..." Mal: "It usually is."

Animals have souls, they are NOT redeamable though. They do not have the intelligence to understand about the choice we have, of chooseing to believe or not.

The masterbation thing is a rule of man not G*d,...like the marriage rule, mans doing.

Chaplain of the 76th Independant Battalion

Do not bother dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!

...it's worse than you know...Operative
...it usually is.....Mal

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Wednesday, July 14, 2010 4:52 AM

MALACHITE

I'm not understanding the connection between souls and sex. Are you asking two different questions?

As far as "Do animals have souls?", the question is not resolved biblically (if you are looking for a Christian perspective) as there aren't a lot of verses that say one way or the other. One is Ecclesiastes 3:21 in which there is a question posed: "Who knows if the spirit of man rises upward and if the spirit of the animal goes down into the earth?". This seems to imply that animals and humans all have spirits. But it is unwise to make firm, doctrinal statements based on one verse (since the author was using this hypothetical question as an example to make another point -- that humans don't know much).

Humans, like animals, are God's creation (formed from the "dust", hence the name "Adam" means "dirt" in hebrew), but they are a bit different than the other animals because they were "made in his image" (and defining that gets to be a whole other topic altogether, but suffice to say, God's natural form is likely not David Hasselhoff... or Alannis Morisette, for that matter... :) as he is likely not contained by gender or even physical form in his fullest manifestation) and God has given humans a special responsibility to be "stewards" (not conquerers, as is commonly misinterpreted) of the earth. Ideally, there was supposed to be a harmony between man and nature but humans, having a free will, can do what they want...

The question of "is God a perv?" an interesting one. Is a human a perv if they watch two hyenas humping in the zoo? I suppose it depends on their reaction to it. Some things are just natural and can be observed naturally without all of the negative baggage that humans attach to it. That's a start, anyway. Someone else can elaborate if they want.

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Thursday, July 15, 2010 6:28 PM

IREMISST

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
If God made everything, and us as well, why do we have the need for the horizontal mambo like, say, sheep or monkeys do?
How is it WE have souls, but OTHER horny creatures don't?
If humans AND chimps both masturbate, doesn't that indicate an erotic sentient awareness that disproves the concept of OUR exclusivity of freedom of choice in the procreative world?
ARE WE NOT ANIMALS????

Or is God a horny uber-sentient in it's own right?

Are we, every f***ing being on Earth, God's infinite porno movie?

The laughing Chrisisall

question 1: We as humans have to Mambo, or there won't be anyone here to discuss why we mambo...

2.Until proven otherwise... SOUL = NOTHING SPECIAL

3. and 4. YES, let's do it like they do on the discovery channel....

5. Ask him/her/it when you get there...

6. After the first 20 centuries, I'd imagine god would be like "Ugh, after you've seen one guy with double genitalia and 16 nipples(is a real condition) screwing a sheep, you've seen them all."

ps. It's ok, you can come out from under the covers, just find your inner exhibitionist!!!

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Friday, July 16, 2010 1:14 AM

BORIS

Here's what I think: Basically God like all uber evolved folks has a high stimulation threshhold...he/she also has waaaaay too much time on their hands...boredom will lead the uber evolved to do very strange things to amuse themselves....and thats why things on earth are the way they are...just a theory.

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