Brett Ratner derails by OPPYH

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Brett Ratner derails

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POSTED BY: OPPYH
UPDATED: Thursday, November 10, 2011 08:18
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Wednesday, November 9, 2011 8:56 AM

Quotes from a nothing movie director:

1. “I’m a hypochondriac. Before I go all the way, I send the girl to the doctor and check them for everything. My doctor has a test to tell if you’re going to catch something in the future even.” - - Brett Ratner on Lindsay Lohan (The Howard Stern Show)

2. “I said I banged her three times, which wasn’t true... The problem is I made her look like whore." - Brett Ratner on Olivia Munn (The Howard Stern Show)

3. "I have huge balls." - Brett Ratner on his balls (The Howard Stern Show)

4. "I turned 40, and I said, 'Holy s---. I've never gotten a girl pregnant.' And I've been doing this pull-out thing for year and years and years. So I go to a doctor and I said, 'You gotta check my sperm.' He calls me up two days later and says, 'We gotta talk.' .... He said, 'Brett, in 25 years, I've never seen a sperm count like this.' The average load is 40 million sperm, and only 30-40 percent are motile. He said I have 10 times, 480 million sperm, he said, 'If you breathe on a girl, she's going to get pregnant.' ... So now I'm condoms only." - Brett Ratner on never getting a woman pregnant, including longtime ex-girlfriend Rebecca Gayheart (The Howard Stern Show)

5. "I'm probably the best in the world at it" - Brett Ratner on oral sex (The Howard Stern Show)

6. "She was hanging out on my set of ‘After the Sunset,’ I banged her a few times…but I forgot her." - Brett Ratner on Olivia Munn (G4)

7. "When she came and auditioned for me for a TV show, I forgot her, she got pissed off and she made up all these stories about me eating shrimp and masturbating in my trailer. And my shortcomings. She talked about my shortcomings. I get it. She’s bitter.” Brett Ratner on Olivia Munn (G4)

8. "I used to date Olivia Munn.. when she was Lisa. That was the problem. She wasn't Asian back then." - Brett Ratner on Olivia Munn (G4)

9. "Rehearsal? What’s that? Rehearsal’s for fags. Rehearsal. Not much." - Brett Ratner (at a Tower Heist screening)

10. "It was a dumb way of expressing myself. Everyone who knows me knows that I don’t have a prejudiced bone in my body. But as a storyteller I should have been much more thoughtful about the power of language and my choice of words.” - Brett Ratner apologizing for his stance on rehearsal.
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It's scary that people like this are the better part of the film industry these days. No self control, no tact, and absolutely zero talent.

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Wednesday, November 9, 2011 9:37 AM

ZEEK

That explains a lot. I sorta wondered how olivia munn finds work.

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Wednesday, November 9, 2011 10:31 AM

STORYMARK

Did ya not catch the bits where he said he made that up?

(tip: the above statements are not in chronoligical order. Admitting to that lie was one of the final straws for the Oscars. They had already given him a pass on the "rehersals" comment)

"Goram it kid, let's frak this thing and go home! Engage!"

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Wednesday, November 9, 2011 12:39 PM

ZEEK

Quote:
Originally posted by Storymark:
Did ya not catch the bits where he said he made that up?

(tip: the above statements are not in chronoligical order. Admitting to that lie was one of the final straws for the Oscars. They had already given him a pass on the "rehersals" comment)

"Goram it kid, let's frak this thing and go home! Engage!"

"three times" wasn't true just means it could have been more times or fewer times. Zero is a possibility and the context does make it sound like fewer, but zero is not the only possibility.

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Wednesday, November 9, 2011 4:59 PM

BUP

No more running. I aim to misbehave.

I'm thinking it's best if this man stays out of the gene pool entirely. It would also be a good thing if he didn't impart any of his "wisdom" on younger generations either.

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Thursday, November 10, 2011 8:18 AM

OPPYH

Quote:
Originally posted by Zeek:
That explains a lot. I sorta wondered how olivia munn finds work.

Yeah, pretty sure that part was true. After all He has slept with a lot of celebrity divas(including queen bitch herself Mariah Carey) and he just decides to fabricate the fact that he slept with Olivia Munn? Doesn't jive. He strikes me as an complete douche/asshole, but not a liar. He probably made the apology for the sake of Munn.

Also, I will never forget the scathing article written by EGM about her. They were kind enough not to mention her name, but implied exactly who they were writing about. WHile on Attack of the Show she would often sleep with "guests" of AOTS that had a lot of clout, or famous movie directors in order to springboard her career in Hollywood.
It also mentioned that she threw tantrums often, and thought of gamers as "losers".
So the lady I used to love seeing on AOTS now makes me ill.
But I don't mind feeling ill once and again.
Dammit, she has me under her spell.

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