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4th of July BBQ

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Thursday, July 5, 2012 8:52 AM

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The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just Powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new guards for their future security — Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. — The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let facts be submitted to a candid world.

He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their Public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative Powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.

He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary Powers.

He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our People, and eat out their substance.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from Punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:

For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:

For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:

For transporting us beyond seas to be tried for pretended offences:

For abolishing the free system of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:

For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the forms of our Governments:

For suspending our own Legislature, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty and perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.

He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these Oppressions we have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have we been wanting in attention to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do.

And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

John Hancock
Button Gwinnett
Lyman Hall
Geo. Walton
Wm. Hooper
Joseph Hewes
John Penn
Edward Rutledge
Thos. Heyward, Junr.
Thomas Lynch, Junr.
Arthur Middleton
Samuel Chase
Wm. Paca
Thos. Stone
Charles Carroll of Carrollton
George Wythe
Richard Henry Lee
Th. Jefferson
Benja. Harrison
Thos. Nelson, Jr.
Francis Lightfoot Lee
Carter Braxton
Robt. Morris
Benjamin Rush
Benja. Franklin
John Morton
Geo. Clymer
Jas. Smith
Geo. Taylor
James Wilson
Geo. Ross
Caesar Rodney
Geo. Read
Tho. Mckean
Wm. Floyd
Phil. Livingston
Frans. Lewis
Lewis Morris
Richd. Stockton
Jno. Witherspoon
Fras. Hopkinson
John Hart
Abra. Clark
Josiah Bartlett
Wm. Whipple
Saml. Adams
John Adams
Robt. Treat Paine
Elbridge Gerry
Step. Hopkins
William Ellery
Roger Sherman
Samuel Huntington
Wm. Williams
Oliver Wolcott
Matthew Thornton

Is that Al Qaeda burning down the White House in 1814? No, it's the British Empire that founded and runs Al Qaeda

The Burning of Washington D.C. in 1814 was an armed conflict during the War of 1812 between the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland and the United States of America. On August 24, 1814, after defeating the Americans at the Battle of Bladensburg, a British force led by Major General Robert Ross occupied Washington, D.C. and set fire to many public buildings. The facilities of the U.S. government, including the White House and U.S. Capitol, were largely destroyed. The British commander's orders to burn only public buildings and strict discipline among the British troops are credited with preserving the city's private buildings. This was the only time since the Revolutionary War that a foreign power captured and occupied the United States capital [because 9/11 was an Inside Job under Operation Northwoods].
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burning_of_Washington

German Nazi Queen Elizabeth Sax Coberg Gotha is a 17x Trillionaire of the 53-nation British Empire, owner of the private foreign "Federal" Reserve Bank that counterfeits all so-called "US dollars" ("Federal" Reserve Notes) out of thin air and steals 100% of federal income tax as payment on the federal govt debt, annexed USA in 2008 via www.SPP.gov, business partner of the Bin Laden family in Carlyle Group military contractors, owner of British Petroleum gets 80% to oil in Alaska for export to Commie China and Japan and all the oil in Iraq is sold to Israel and China for $2/BARREL, Queen of Babylon and Bohemian Gorve presidential retreat and homosexual nudist compound for cannibal snuff kiddie porn in Monte Rio, California. Queen Elizabeth II fronts for the Rothschilds. She is the largest landowner on Earth. She is Head of State of the United Kingdom and of thirty one other states and territories, and is the legal owner of 6,600 million acres of land, one sixth of the Earth's land surface. A conservative estimate of the value of the Crown Temple syndicate's land holding, under the Queen's signature, is £17.6 trillion.
https://www.google.com/search?q=elizabeth+sax+coberg+gotha
http://www.whoownstheworld.com/about-the-book/largest-landowner/

Fine young cannibals in the British royal family ate murdered soldier's brains, British subjects dine on king's severed head
http://fireflyfans.net/mthread.asp?b=18&t=48563&m=845366#84536
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1389142/British-royalty-dined-
human-flesh-dont-worry-300-years-ago.html

Prince Charles Says He’s Related to Dracula
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2011/10/prince-charles-says-hes-
related-to-dracula/

“The genealogy shows that I am descended from Vlad the Impaler."
-Prince CharlesGerman Nazi Queen Elizabeth Sax Coberg Gotha is a 17x Trillionaire of the 53-nation British Empire, owner of the private foreign "Federal" Reserve Bank that counterfeits all so-called "US dollars" ("Federal" Reserve Notes) out of thin air and steals 100% of federal income tax as payment on the federal govt debt, annexed USA in 2008 via www.SPP.gov, business partner of the Bin Laden family in Carlyle Group military contractors, owner of British Petroleum gets 80% to oil in Alaska for export to Commie China and Japan and all the oil in Iraq is sold to Israel and China for $2/BARREL, Queen of Babylon and Bohemian Gorve presidential retreat and homosexual nudist compound for cannibal snuff kiddie porn in Monte Rio, California. Queen Elizabeth II fronts for the Rothschilds. She is the largest landowner on Earth. She is Head of State of the United Kingdom and of thirty one other states and territories, and is the legal owner of 6,600 million acres of land, one sixth of the Earth's land surface. A conservative estimate of the value of the Crown Temple syndicate's land holding, under the Queen's signature, is £17.6 trillion.
https://www.google.com/search?q=elizabeth+sax+coberg+gotha
http://www.whoownstheworld.com/about-the-book/largest-landowner/

Fine young cannibals in the British royal family ate murdered soldier's brains, British subjects dine on king's severed head
http://fireflyfans.net/mthread.asp?b=18&t=48563&m=845366#84536
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1389142/British-royalty-dined-
human-flesh-dont-worry-300-years-ago.html

Prince Charles Says He’s Related to Dracula
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2011/10/prince-charles-says-hes-
related-to-dracula/

Quote:
“The genealogy shows that I am descended from Vlad the Impaler."
-Prince Charles

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Thursday, July 5, 2012 2:37 PM

RIONAEIRE

Beir bua agus beannacht

Thank you PN, the best post I've seen yet from you, the first part anyways. That's a good thing for the 4th.

I have Kathy Bates on speed dial, mwa ha ha ha (in exaggeratedly evil voice)

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya.

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Thursday, July 5, 2012 5:00 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

Quote:

Originally posted by RionaEire:
Thank you PN, the best post I've seen yet from you, the first part anyways. That's a good thing for the 4th.

It's amazing how patriotic people feel when looking at fireworks and listening to TV stars reading of the Declaration of Independence, when a sexy supermodel just happens to wander into the picture.

It only took me 2 hours to shoot the fireworks photo at my house, 2 hours and $180 to shoot the model (not counting new equipment), and 5 hours of editing the photo with a crashing computer. At least it only cost me $15 for fireworks from Commie china.

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Friday, July 6, 2012 9:33 AM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)

It only took 15 seconds for the city of San Diego's entire fireworks show.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/07/06/uk-usa-fireworks-california-
idUSLNE86501020120706

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/trending-now/san-diego-big-bay-boom-firewo
rks-display-goes-174100922.html

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence [sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero

"I've not watched the video either, or am incapable of intellectually dealing with the substance of this thread, so I'll instead act like a juvenile and claim victory..." - Rappy

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Friday, July 6, 2012 10:10 AM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

Quote:
Originally posted by Kwicko:

It only took 15 seconds for the city of San Diego's entire fireworks show.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/07/06/uk-usa-fireworks-california-
idUSLNE86501020120706

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/trending-now/san-diego-big-bay-boom-firewo
rks-display-goes-174100922.html

I think mine looked better, and cost $349,985.00 less. And less scary.

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Friday, July 6, 2012 1:08 PM

FREMDFIRMA

Quote:
Originally posted by Kwicko:
It only took 15 seconds for the city of San Diego's entire fireworks show.

I am a bad, bad man - I laughed so hard when that happened.
Premature ejection, yanno, there's medication for that!

-F

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Monday, July 9, 2012 1:27 PM

RIONAEIRE

Beir bua agus beannacht

Quicko, I felt so disappointed for them.

I have Kathy Bates on speed dial, mwa ha ha ha (in exaggeratedly evil voice)

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya.

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Monday, July 9, 2012 3:35 PM

KWICKO

Hey, it definitely was a helluva show - just not quite in the way they expected!

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