Gunhand's birthday by Elwoodmom

Man where were you with the foam shoes when I was growing up? That would have been helpful. Hehe.

Thanks Mom.

Now as far as the cake jumping, I was figuring I'd have to do that myownself, have experience with that ya know. But hey I was young and needed the money for...college textbooks, yeah that's the ticket.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 5:00 PM

Didn't you also strip for college textbooks too?? You sure sacrificed youself alot in the name of education!

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 5:02 PM

I know I know. But knowledge is power ya know.

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 5:07 PM

Then it was well worth it! Was the frosting difficult to wash out of your hair??

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 5:09 PM

You know it, back then I had hair almost to my waist! Which is why I then moved on to pudding wrestling, much easier to wash out.

Wait why am I telling all this again?

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 5:13 PM

Hmmmm...I don't recall reading anything about pudding. Have you seen "Old School?" Because the movie kind of reminds me of you!

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 5:14 PM

Yes, yes I have. But I don't do stuff like that anymore.

I'm all growed up and maturelike...

I am I say!

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 5:18 PM

am i allowed into this party? because well, i accidentally sold your gift for uh...textbooks....sorry, gunhand.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 5:19 PM

You sold 'em!

:insertcryingicon:

Oh well I have enough books. And of course you're allowed to be here, don't be silly.

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 5:21 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
Yes, yes I have. But I don't do stuff like that anymore.

I'm all growed up and maturelike...

I am I say!

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

Well, THAT's no fun!

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 5:22 PM

Here, Cageybee, have a foam shoe! What kind of food should we have?

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 5:31 PM

Well if I have any say in the food, I'm thinking BBQ, ribs, steaks, some German potato salad, and lots and lots of cold drinks.

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 5:35 PM

mom, my shoe size is 8.

as for food, i've always wanted to see the world's largest rice krispie bar.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 5:38 PM

As long as it's made outta cocoa crispies I'm fine with that.

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 6:13 PM

can i do a mixture? with the regular and cocoa krispies peacefully cohabitating?

until they're eaten, of course.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 6:17 PM

Yeah the eating part usually takes care of the peaceful cohabitation part.

But sure. It's all good.

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 6:22 PM

ok, so i'm gonna need everyone to donate marshmallows...except gunhand, he's exempt cause its his birthday. the rest of you, i'm waiting! *taps foot and looks at her watch impatiently*

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 6:25 PM

Woohoo, I figured there had to be something good about winding up a year older...I'm exempt from the marshmallow tax!

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 6:35 PM

yeah, but only on your birthday do you have to pay the spanking tax...and NO RUNNING! i had to, and you will too.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 6:36 PM

Bah I can take it.

*eyes his bunker and shifts his feet some*

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 6:49 PM

no, you will take it like a semi-muscular man. *whispers to others on the board to not let gunhand escape....then suddenly realizes she is alone*

crap

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 6:51 PM

Yes ma'am.

*stands still and stuff*

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 6:51 PM

Here's some marshmellows, Cageybee. (don't tell Gunhand about the blisters you got from the spanking tax...he's older than you, and will require more thwacks! It's the law!)

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 7:02 PM

maybe i'll buy him one of those inflatable donuts for his birthday.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 7:03 PM

Bring it on, y'all forget I was in a fraternity and had paddles break on my posterior because I refused to make a peep.

So do your worst ladies.

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 7:16 PM

inflatable donut it is...maybe with sprinkles

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 7:17 PM

Yeah yeah, we'll see...

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 7:22 PM

are you refusing my gift? if so, can i use it? you people with the paddles are vicious. good thing i never joined a fraternity.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Monday, May 31, 2004 5:23 AM

I still like the foam shoe idea, that'll be my gift. I like your gift too, Cageybee. What's everyone else bringing? Don't forget the paddle! It don't matter what sound you make, Gunhand, it's the thwack that counts!

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Monday, May 31, 2004 6:13 PM

*looks at the clock, nods sagely and opens a beer*

Now it's official like.

:cheer:

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Monday, May 31, 2004 7:27 PM

wahoo, i'm the first one here on the acutal day (well, besides gunhand, who i'm sure just usually hangs out here.)

*takes a seat within crawling distance of the keg and ponders her next move*

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Monday, May 31, 2004 9:25 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GUNHAND! Ready to sing, Cageybee? I'm tone-deaf, or so I've been told, but here goes anyway...Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Melvin.....(oops, sorry, didn't mean to let that slip out!) I mean Gunhandddddddddd, happy birthday to you!

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Monday, May 31, 2004 9:26 PM

Can you hear us singing??

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Monday, May 31, 2004 9:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:

wahoo, i'm the first one here on the acutal day (well, besides gunhand, who i'm sure just usually hangs out here.)

*takes a seat within crawling distance of the keg and ponders her next move*

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

Keg?? No keg for you, not til next year! Here, have some...soda or something!

Alcohol is evil, pure evil!

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Monday, May 31, 2004 9:34 PM

Elwoodmom, tosses the first foam shoe...grabs another from her holster, wings it! Scores! Happy birthday!

(Cageybee creeps up from behind...it's an ambush!)

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Monday, May 31, 2004 9:37 PM

FRED1988

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Can you hear us singing??

So that's what my dog suddenly started barking for.

It's tough to find steak around here, but they do some really good chicken wings. This doesn't strike me as a real sushi-appreciatin' group, or I'd bring that.

Happy birthday Gunhand. Many happy returns.

All my life I wanted to be somebody. I guess I should have been more specific.

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Monday, May 31, 2004 10:35 PM

NEROLI

Happy Birthday to you!!!!!
Happy Birthday to you!!!!!
Happy Birthday dear Gunhaaaaaaaaand,
Happy Birthday to you!!!!!

~runs away from Fred's dog~

The Old Broad Monkey

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Monday, May 31, 2004 11:45 PM

Awww thanks guys.

I opened a beer at midnight, started posting here and right as Cageybee said happy birthday to me on AIM...my cable modem went out! Grrrrr! At 12:12 precisely! Now if that ain't creepifying then I dunno what is.

Anyhow I'm planing all sorts of festivities for the day and y'all are invited.

Although I must say...ummm no sushi for me please, bad bad experience with it once upon a time. But that's a long story.

Anyhow I went and raised holy hell with the cable company and they got me all fixed up again now. I do believe I may have frightened them some when I said if it wasn't on before breakfast I was coming down to get me an ear.

But group hug and all that fun stuff.

Thanks guys...well girls mostly, guess that shows who my fans are. But hey, I'm partial to womenfolk so...

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Monday, May 31, 2004 11:47 PM

And yeah that was a fairly excessive use of smileys. And I just don't care.

And maybe later a little...

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Tuesday, June 1, 2004 12:32 AM

FRED1988

Quote:
Originally posted by Neroli:
Happy Birthday to you!!!!!
Happy Birthday to you!!!!!
Happy Birthday dear Gunhaaaaaaaaand,
Happy Birthday to you!!!!!

~runs away from Fred's dog~

The Old Broad Monkey

http://p221.ezboard.com/bfireflyfanficawards

He's a Great (Okay, good. Well, all right.) Pyrenees. What you have most to fear is his drool. I find it in the oddest places.

All my life I wanted to be somebody. I guess I should have been more specific.

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Tuesday, June 1, 2004 1:06 AM

FIREFLYWILDCARD1

Happy B-Day, Gunhand!

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Tuesday, June 1, 2004 1:19 AM

KARENKAY99

Happy Birthday Gunhand!!

Sounds like you know how to treat the birthday right.
We do birthdays weeks around here. But maybe you better stick to birthday days. a week could coz permanent damage the way you party.

Enjoy!!

"They say the snow on the roof is too heavy. They say the ceiling will cave in. His brains are in terrible danger."

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Tuesday, June 1, 2004 5:55 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by fred1988:
Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Can you hear us singing??

So that's what my dog suddenly started barking for.

It's tough to find steak around here, but they do some really good chicken wings. This doesn't strike me as a real sushi-appreciatin' group, or I'd bring that.

Happy birthday Gunhand. Many happy returns.

All my life I wanted to be somebody. I guess I should have been more specific.

You mean the dog wasn't howling?? I must be improving!

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Tuesday, June 1, 2004 5:57 AM

So the cable went out. Bummer! I was wondering why I only heard crickets at 12:20AM, when me and Cageybee sang. I just thought our shrieking scared you off!

Enjoy your day!

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Tuesday, June 1, 2004 9:42 AM

LIZ

just sending another Happy B-day, Gunhand!

On your birthday, this thread dropped below the top ten while KGB's birthday thread (from 5 days ago) was at the top... does that seem right to you?

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Tuesday, June 1, 2004 11:45 AM

NEROLI

Quote:
Originally posted by fred1988:
He's a Great (Okay, good. Well, all right.) Pyrenees. What you have most to fear is his drool. I find it in the oddest places.

All my life I wanted to be somebody. I guess I should have been more specific.

S'all right, I believe it was my singing that set him off.

I think the only dog that enjoys my singing is my own, and that's just cuz she adores her Mommy so much...well, either that or it's so's I'll give her more treats. LOL

The Old Broad Monkey

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Tuesday, June 1, 2004 5:37 PM

*enters the thread in her gunhand birthday celebratory outfit- combat boots, fishnets, a previously stolen hunting kilt, a tshirt of jayne's (wonder where she got that?

), and a plaid veil....and to the tune of "she's a lady" by tom jones, she proceeds to do the 'gunhand birthday dance', which is oddly similar to chris penn learning to dance in "footloose", except there is a leg-twist pole twirl involved (thanks mom), some incorporations of belly-dancing, and this odd knee jerk movement*

Happy Birthday Gunhand! *pulls the 'flashdance' inspired water cord and is drenched....then does several kilt twirls*

thank you to all the 80s movies i watched this weekend to help me create this dance.

gunhand,

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Tuesday, June 1, 2004 5:42 PM

Awww thanks Cageybee!

*claps*

And the 80s are always good for movie inspired dancing, yep yep.

Not that I dance. Well I jig. Big diference.

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Tuesday, June 1, 2004 5:46 PM