what if JEWEL STAITE HAS DIED !!!!!!!! by AURaptor

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what if JEWEL STAITE HAS DIED !!!!!!!!

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UPDATED: Saturday, August 17, 2013 15:22
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Friday, August 16, 2013 3:38 PM

America loves a winner!

https://twitter.com/JewelStaite

Andrew Elliott ?@the_ells 1h
Sad news: @JewelStaite has been found taking a dirt nap with baby Jesus. Remember all the good times with a commemorative hood ornament.
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Jewel Staite ?@JewelStaite 1h

Ran into someone from high school who wants to have coffee so can we please start an Internet rumor I died before next Wednesday? Thanks

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Friday, August 16, 2013 5:02 PM

WISHIMAY

I know how she feels...Not tooo many people from school I'd wanna hang with either...

I will say I haven't seen anyone I went to school with doing something horrible on the news (not that there aren't any I'm sure, just that I haven't SEEN it myself).

'Course that could be cuz most of 'em had at least the good sense to LEAVE this hell hole....

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Saturday, August 17, 2013 4:29 AM

ECGORDON

There's no place I can be since I found Serenity.

I'm willing to start a rumor that Jewel and I were secretly married and that I am an extremely jealous guy. Then we would have to meet and get our picture out on all the media sites to verify the rumor.

wo men ren ran zai fei xing.

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Saturday, August 17, 2013 6:13 AM

WHOZIT

How about something like...

(Dateline Fresno) Actress Jewel Staite was found dead yesterday morning of a suspected drug over dose. She was found in a pool of her own vomit at the Motel 6 by the cleaning crew. Staite's last role was in the CW Drama "The L.A. Complex" which was so God awful even she didn't watch it. Staite leaves behind a Poddle named Bitchy.

HOW ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!! FUNNY!!! I like dark humor but faking your own death isn't funny, it's a stupid stunt that will back fire.

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Saturday, August 17, 2013 7:46 AM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

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Originally posted by ecgordon:
I'm willing to start a rumor that Jewel and I were secretly married and that I am an extremely jealous guy. Then we would have to meet and get our picture out on all the media sites to verify the rumor.

wo men ren ran zai fei xing.

Oh yeah. Jewel Staite stalked by crazed Firefly fan.

Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured... but not everyone must prove they are a citizen

Resident USA Freedom Fundie

" AU, that was great, LOL!! " - Chrisisall

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Saturday, August 17, 2013 3:22 PM

RAHLMACLAREN

"Damn yokels, can't even tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it." - Jayne Cobb

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Originally posted by ecgordon:
I'm willing to start a rumor that Jewel and I were secretly married and that I am an extremely jealous guy. Then we would have to meet and get our picture out on all the media sites to verify the rumor.

I'd rather support your marriage rumour than a death one.

Congrats ECG, on tying-the-knot with the prettiest TV mechanic in the 'Verse!

Where will the Honeymoon be?

*Ignores the trolls*

Find here the Serenity you seek. -Tara Maclay

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