213 things Skippy can't do. by Hardware

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213 things Skippy can't do.

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UPDATED: Friday, July 23, 2004 14:07
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Thursday, July 22, 2004 3:42 PM

Hilarious for ex-military types and those with a twisted sense of humor(or humour for our friends who speak altered English).

www.skippyslist.com/skippylist.html

The more I get to know people the more I like my dogs.

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Thursday, July 22, 2004 4:09 PM

SOUPCATCHER

Okay. I'm not even through the first 100 and already I'm rolling. One of my favorites just for the fact that he actually did it:

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52. Not allowed to yell “Take that Cobra” at the rifle range.

I shaved off my beard for you, devil woman!

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Friday, July 23, 2004 5:30 AM

FREMDFIRMA

Blue food coloring... gotta try that one.

Is it wrong to laugh myself psychotic and consider this a 'to-do' list ?

-frem
diefuxdie

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Friday, July 23, 2004 6:08 AM

DEWSHINE

lol

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Friday, July 23, 2004 8:57 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL

I think my dad may have done some of these during his time. A few of them sound familiar. I'm passing this link on to him.

His stripes were attached with velcro because my mom got sick of sewing them on eveytime they were ripped off.

www.thatweirdgirl.com

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Friday, July 23, 2004 9:40 AM

LIZ

heehee

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Friday, July 23, 2004 11:31 AM

MISGUIDED BY VOICES

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heehee

Okay, I'm not sure if its still polite netiquette, or if all the cool kids have stopped doing it, but

ROTFLMFAO

"I threw up on your bed"

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Friday, July 23, 2004 1:02 PM

STATIC

Spidermonkey and I found this list before our deployment and actually used it as a checklist for OUR deployment. We managed to get about 187 of them and add a few of our own.

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"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

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Friday, July 23, 2004 2:07 PM

QUICKSAND

That's some funny *censored* and I ain't even in the military.

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MAJOR: Do you see these stripes? What does three up and three down signify to you?

ADRIAN CRONAUER: End of an inning?

(from "Good Morning, Vietman." Seemed appropriate)

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