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Lamest Fortune Cookie Ever
Wednesday, November 17, 2004

My wife actually got this in a fortune cookie. We both cracked up.


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Wednesday, November 17, 2004 2:57 PM

GOJIRO


Only tangentially related to FF, I realize. But I thought it was HI-larious, and just had to share.

Wednesday, November 17, 2004 3:46 PM

QUICKSAND


I saw the subject line, and my brain says to me: "Dude, I bet it will be pretty lame, but after I read it, I'm going to post a comment about the time *I* received a fortune that said, 'You love Chinese Food.'

It's a small, small world.

Oh, and don't forget to add "In Bed" to the end of it.

Wednesday, November 17, 2004 3:57 PM

INEVITABLEBETRAYAL


You know, you're absolutely right. That is the lamest fortune-cookie-fortune ever .

Wednesday, November 17, 2004 8:03 PM

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN


That is hi-larious. And lame. Yeah.

Who doesn't love Chinese food in bed?

Thursday, November 18, 2004 7:40 AM

HELL'S KITTEN


Not so much a "fortune" cookie as an assumption cookie.... Am I the only one who's been growing increasingly more disappointed with the lack of actual fortunes in "fortune-cookies" these days? Or am I thinking about this too much?

Thursday, November 18, 2004 11:09 AM

GOJIRO


I've been pretty disappointed too, HK. Sometimes I could write better fortunes. Like "You'll find love on Flag Day." Oh, wait, that one's taken. D'OH!

Thursday, November 18, 2004 3:59 PM

AURAPTOR


Kinda evident that you'd love Chinese food AFTER you've just finished some. DUH. But it is true, I do love the stuff. Damn near addictive.

Friday, November 19, 2004 6:22 AM

NAKEDANDARTICULATE


quicksand the in bed comment---are you talking about that skit from the wonderful sketch comedy troupe the upright citizens brigade(an old show on comedy central--now on dvd)

Saturday, November 20, 2004 8:55 AM

IRIVER


This would make about the coolest T-sirt ever. I love the coment. It is very sarcastic, and being a Buffy addict and now that i am reading Good Omens (About the funniest book ever written by man) this image finds a special place in my heart. Wow, that was pretty lame. But truly, this is great image. "assumption Cookie" I love it.


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