“Wacky Fun’’ by:WatchHowISoar Part: 1 Spoilers-Serenity Based After serenity

It wasn’t long after. At least I don’t think it was. I really don’t know how I got here. “Tell you the truth I don’t know where “here” is!” he yells out from his cage to no in particular. “Great, now I’m talking to my self. Get a hold of your self Wash.’’

Wash looks down and is staring blankly at the floor. He’s in a 12x12 bright silver and white cage. Wash looks up again. “This looks a little too nice to keep prisoners in.’’

He hears foot steps coming toward him. He quickly stands up, a little too fast, because he stumbles over slightly. When he looks to his left he sees two men. He looks down at their name tags, a little surprised they had one. “Crap, not good !” I’m in trouble. The name tag read: Dr. C. Price Alliance.

Zoë’s sitting in Wash’s pilot seat. She’s looking at picture of her and Wash at their wedding. A few minuets later Mal walks in and Zoë hides the picture. “Hey, you ok?” he asked. “Fine, sir. Why do you ask?’’ “I need a reason to ask if my second in commands ok?’’ Zoë smiles. “ no, sir. I’m fine, really.” “ok, still you should get some sleep. We won’t be planet side until…... ” Mal looks down and fiddles with some buttons. The numbers come up on the screen. “6 hours. That gives you more than enough time.” “sounds like a good idea. Maybe I should.’’ Mal walks out. She looks at the photograph again “Maybe I should.”

Back in the cage, Wash again is unconscious and is now beginning to wake. “Oh my god, don’t tell me. There is some thing VERY familiar about this!’’ he sighs. What do they want with me? I mean really. Think, Wash think! What is the last thing I remember……(flash back, Wash is flying Serenity the Reavers are following) Wash, to Mal “It’s ok, I’m a leaf on the wind!’’ “What does that mean!!’’ Wash is turning left and right barely moving out the way of the weapons being fired “I’m gonna have to glide her in.’’ Zoë looks at him “Can you do that?” (present time)

"whoa, weird." then he heard a voice. “I see your remembering. Very good.” Wash turns around to see Dr. Price standing there. “What do you want with me? I mean unless the Alliance has some sudden interest in my fascinating sarcasm, I highly doubt that by the way, I see don’t a reason in the ’verse why I should be here.” Price chuckles “oh, don’t worry you’ll remember soon enough.” Wash looks at him than asked “Remember what?” Price starts to walk away “I’ll give you a hint. Reavers.” Price said.

Then it hit him. (flash back. Wash is trying to glide Serenity in the landing dock on Miranda. Serenity hit’s the ground and slides 80 or 90 feet than turns around to face the entrance. The emergency lights comes on. It’s red. Wash looks relived.) “I’m a leaf on the wind, watch how I----”(a spike from the Reavers ship flies through the window straight through Wash) (present time) Wash looks like he’s seen a ghost, thinking of course, he is one. “I’m dead?”

Mal lands Serenity in what looks to be a deserted camp. Zoë looks at Mal. “Sir, are you sure this is a good place to land?” Mal answers, but is still looking straight a head.“We don’t got no choice in the matter. Now personally I would have pick a better spot. But the person we’re dealing with needs to keep a low profile, that’s why we’re meetin' him here.” Zoë nods. Jayne, and Simon get off. Simon Looks at mal. “I really don’t see why it’s necessary for me to come along.” Mal turns to Simon. “This isn’t one of our normal jobs, things might get little hairy. We may need a doctor. (Mal in to radio) Kaylee keep close look out. Inara you look after River.” (though radio) “ you got it captain. We‘ll be fine.” Mal says to the group. “well, let’s go than.” they walk in the deserted camp. Every one looking tense. They walk in the tent. Everyone’s dead. Mal’s the first one in. “what’s going on here?’’ Simon immediately goes to check the bodies. “looks like some one got here first. Gun shots.” they here a guns lift. They turn around their surrounded. Zoë leans over to Mal. “Friends of yours?”