Kaylee started cussin’ like a sailor and raining blows with both fists on whatever she could connect with, mostly his butt, and kicking like a mule. Jayne kept a death grip around her waist and did his best to maneuver her thrashing so she couldn’t kick him in the gut or balls as he hauled her off to the shower, laughing the whole way.
-- Waited Long Enough Part Nine: Comin’ Clean by hisgoodgirl