This is the movie thats going to put Serenity to shame! by erellevent

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This is the movie thats going to put Serenity to shame!

POSTED BY: ERELLEVENT
UPDATED: Tuesday, March 21, 2006 13:58
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Friday, March 17, 2006 12:40 PM

Well I have just found the movie that’s going to blow everyone away. I mean there is no way Serenity could hold a candle to it, heck no movie has ever look so badass. I mean how could Serenity become a big hit when Hollywood just keeps pumping out greats like this.

So without any more delay here it is

SNAKES ON A PLANE

http://www.tagworld.com/snakesonaplane

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Friday, March 17, 2006 12:45 PM

MEANGOLDFISH

yeah, i heard about this movie a couple of months ago.

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Friday, March 17, 2006 12:48 PM

COPILOT

Okay if that was just some oscar skit or something funny! If it's a real movie I think I need to remove my eyeballs and bleach them.
AND I WATCH ASYLUM FILMS FOR GOSH SAKES.

An I carried such a torch

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Friday, March 17, 2006 12:49 PM

GRIZWALD

It sounds like a title translated from Japanese by a native Russian speaker.

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They could not take the sky from them -
Our Big Damn Heroes made a film!
I'm gonna see Serenity then
go back the next morning and see it again.
Cuz no one at Fox knew this show had no equal
C'mon Universal, and greenlight the sequel!

Click on my profile for my Annoyingly Long List of Firefly Links.

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Friday, March 17, 2006 12:51 PM

COPILOT

Oh and I forgot the title sucks too!

An I carried such a torch

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Friday, March 17, 2006 12:52 PM

DAVESHAYNE

Is it bad that I can't tell if this is a joke or not?

David

"A lot of people are asking me, you know, what exactly is Firefly? It's a tv show you morons!" - Joss Whedon

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Friday, March 17, 2006 12:56 PM

FWBBROWNCOAT

Wow...from Pulp Fiction...to Snakes on a Plane...I guess since the Boondocks is on hiatus for a few months Sam Jackson needed a few quick bucks

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Friday, March 17, 2006 12:59 PM

ROLAND19

Quote:
Originally posted by FWBBrowncoat:
Wow...from Pulp Fiction...to Snakes on a Plane...I guess since the Boondocks is on hiatus for a few months Sam Jackson needed a few quick bucks.

And now, to use one of Samuel L. Jackson's lines against him...

YES, THEY DESERVE TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!!

There, now I feel a little better.

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Friday, March 17, 2006 1:04 PM

JADEHAND

I've heard of this from a friend of mine. She's really obsessed with horror movies. The chessier the better. Apparently that was a "working title", they wanted to change it, and Sam said they could change it or he wouldn't continue, or some such. Haven't seen anything about it. Slither first though. Aye Captain.

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Friday, March 17, 2006 1:29 PM

AZHEA

You're NOT serious?!?! If you think its better, who am I to say t'otherwise, but I'll reserve judgement until it effects me the way Serenity has.

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Friday, March 17, 2006 1:37 PM

MINIME

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
Is it bad that I can't tell if this is a joke or not?

David

"A lot of people are asking me, you know, what exactly is Firefly? It's a tv show you morons!" - Joss Whedon

I'm with you... so I'm sticking to my theory that our inability to tell if it's a joke is a sad reflection of the movie industry....

Crawling back into my hole of self-delusion in which I am discerning and intelligent...

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Friday, March 17, 2006 1:39 PM

GRIZWALD

Movie itself = not joke (sadly)
Post = joke

____________________________________________________
They could not take the sky from them -
Our Big Damn Heroes made a film!
I'm gonna see Serenity then
go back the next morning and see it again.
Cuz no one at Fox knew this show had no equal
C'mon Universal, and greenlight the sequel!

Click on my profile for my Annoyingly Long List of Firefly Links.

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Friday, March 17, 2006 1:43 PM

ERELLEVENT

Yes my post was a joke. I'm hopeing the movie is a satire that they filmed seriously to make that much more funny, but if it's not then I just lost that much more in faith in Hollywood.

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Friday, March 17, 2006 2:03 PM

COPILOT

Although if Slither didn't star the wonderious Nathen Fillion I'd think it was the worst thing ever. Probably only watch it on DVD while under the influence. But it does star beautiful Mal so I'll be proud to buy my ticket.

An I carried such a torch

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Friday, March 17, 2006 2:26 PM

SIMONWHO

I think there's a place for movies which (obviously) don't take themselves too seriously. And Mr L. Jackson did pretty well in a similar sort of movie, Deep Blue Sea.

Could be genuinely terrible, could be fun in a Deep Rising sort of way.

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Friday, March 17, 2006 3:05 PM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by erellevent:
Yes my post was a joke.

Ok, I got that you were kiding about the whole better than Serenity thing. That was fairly obviously a joke.

I was questioning the existence of the snakes/plane movie thing. And you know what I still think it's a joke. Even if some movie company made this with the intent of actually releasing this as a motion picture it's still a joke. A really stupid joke but still a joke.

David

"A lot of people are asking me, you know, what exactly is Firefly? It's a tv show you morons!" - Joss Whedon

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Friday, March 17, 2006 3:11 PM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by minime:
I'm with you... so I'm sticking to my theory that our inability to tell if it's a joke is a sad reflection of the movie industry....

H. L. Mencken once said, "Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people." He'd've made millions in the movie industry.

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Crawling back into my hole of self-delusion in which I am discerning and intelligent...

"Well you don't lack critical judgement." To quote another rather wise man.

David

"A lot of people are asking me, you know, what exactly is Firefly? It's a tv show you morons!" - Joss Whedon

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Friday, March 17, 2006 3:13 PM

UNREGISTEREDCOMPANION

"GEE! I WONDER WHY BOX OFFICE FIGURES ARE DOWN FOR 2005?!?!?! I AM SO CONFUSED!!!"

That was my imitation of a movie studio executive. Did you like it?

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Friday, March 17, 2006 3:39 PM

ERELLEVENT

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Friday, March 17, 2006 8:12 PM

MINIME

Quote:
Originally posted by grizwald:
Movie itself = not joke (sadly)
Post = joke

____________________________________________________
They could not take the sky from them -
Our Big Damn Heroes made a film!
I'm gonna see Serenity then
go back the next morning and see it again.
Cuz no one at Fox knew this show had no equal
C'mon Universal, and greenlight the sequel!

Click on my profile for my Annoyingly Long List of Firefly Links.

Thanks for the clarification!

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Friday, March 17, 2006 8:17 PM

MINIME

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
Quote:
Originally posted by minime:
I'm with you... so I'm sticking to my theory that our inability to tell if it's a joke is a sad reflection of the movie industry....

H. L. Mencken once said, "Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people." He'd've made millions in the movie industry.

Quote:
Crawling back into my hole of self-delusion in which I am discerning and intelligent...

"Well you don't lack critical judgement." To quote another rather wise man.

David

"A lot of people are asking me, you know, what exactly is Firefly? It's a tv show you morons!" - Joss Whedon

Ta!
I laughed myself silly at the Mencken quote... I'm australian, but it probably applies to our country as well... At the risk of going over old ground and sounding bitter - isn't that the whole problem with our beloved Firefly? We had a bunch of people producing a showed aimed at a thinking audience... morons!

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Friday, March 17, 2006 8:41 PM

ALEX21

SNAKES ON A GOT-DAMN PLANE

PIE!

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Friday, March 17, 2006 9:02 PM

THESOAPBOXER

I love movies that have the entire plot right there in the title.

What's not to love?
Snakes on the ground = good
Planes, sans snakes = good
Snakes on a Plane? = Frickin' amazing, is what!

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Could you please just make it stranger? Just stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?
~Joss Whedon

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Friday, March 17, 2006 10:11 PM

RETROVERTIGO

I don't know if I should be proud or be ashamed that I knew what this thread was going to be about before I clicked on it.

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Friday, March 17, 2006 10:12 PM

DATALESS

I might be one of those cult classics because it is so frakin' horrible it is more funny than any thing on the face of the planet, but then again this could be the hallucinations that I been having since the withdrawal symptoms from Firefly/Serenity.

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Friday, March 17, 2006 10:17 PM

CHRONICTHEHEDGEHOG

I KNEW it was going to be this movie! I (seriously) cannot wait for this movie.

"There are snakes on this motherf*****g plane!"

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Saturday, March 18, 2006 2:44 AM

CITIZEN

I zee ze problem viht hare. Zis Zamuel L. Jackson iz obviously zuffering vrom a very acute caze of zelf hatred. Vy elze vould he chooze to deztroy heez career in zuch a manner.

I prezcribe FireFly too be taken twice daily until thoughts of zelf deztruction are eliminated.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
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Saturday, March 18, 2006 3:42 AM

EMPXENU

This movie will kick serious ass. It features Sammy L. headbutting snakes, Solid Snake (y'know, from Metal Gear Solid) as an assassin wielding a cobra sword and most importantly, SNAKES ON A MOTHER****ING PLANE. It'll sweep the Oscars next year, you'll see.

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Saturday, March 18, 2006 3:52 AM

JONUS

I love Sam Jackson but why would he do a piece of crap like SNAKES ON A FRIKKIN PLANE? The guy's rich so he doesn't have to do bad films anymore. I think he's a work-a-holic and just takes any project that comes his way even if it'll soil his reputation as a bad-ass motherf**ker.

I'm a Jedi.
I'm a Ringer.
I'm a BROWNCOAT.

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Saturday, March 18, 2006 3:57 AM

EMPXENU

Quote:
Originally posted by Jonus:
I love Sam Jackson but why would he do a piece of crap like SNAKES ON A FRIKKIN PLANE?

Because he fell for the name. That's a true story. This is a cult classic in the making and who doesn't like those? It will solidify his reputation, not tarnish it.

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Saturday, March 18, 2006 4:01 AM

JONUS

I love some cult films but this is ridiculous. Ice Cube should be doing this crap, not Sam.

I'm a Jedi.
I'm a Ringer.
I'm a BROWNCOAT.

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Saturday, March 18, 2006 5:48 AM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by minime:
Ta!
I laughed myself silly at the Mencken quote... I'm australian, but it probably applies to our country as well...

Yeah Mencken is the shiznit.

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At the risk of going over old ground and sounding bitter - isn't that the whole problem with our beloved Firefly? We had a bunch of people producing a showed aimed at a thinking audience... morons!

Perhaps. I know that if Fox had mailed me a letter back in the day telling me they were putting on a show for all of the people who had stopped watching television because it was utterly moronic I'd've tuned in. As it is I had to discover the series on my own years later.

David

"A lot of people are asking me, you know, what exactly is Firefly? It's a tv show you morons!" - Joss Whedon

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Saturday, March 18, 2006 6:38 AM

MER

I heard about it some months ago as well as if the title was changed, Sam would be out.

I've never laughed so hard during the trailer.

So umm yea, I think Serenity's in trouble. But at least we can take it seriously...Poor snakes on a plane...they meant to be serious, but it's just an Evil Dead scenerio (it was initially meant to be taken seriously and failed as many of you know).

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Saturday, March 18, 2006 6:20 PM

MINIME

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:

Perhaps. I know that if Fox had mailed me a letter back in the day telling me they were putting on a show for all of the people who had stopped watching television because it was utterly moronic I'd've tuned in. As it is I had to discover the series on my own years later.

David

"A lot of people are asking me, you know, what exactly is Firefly? It's a tv show you morons!" - Joss Whedon

Yeah. But they's still have cancelled it.

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Saturday, March 18, 2006 6:30 PM

JOSSISAGOD

You were obviously kidding, I LOVE Sam Jackson, but this is his first LOW! The trailer SUCKS! This will be the first Sam Jackson movie I wouldn't see even if someone paid ME!

JOSSIS(Most Definitely)AGOD

Edit: Also, the only Sam Jackson movie I haven't seen besides Shaft to date! I haven't found time to rent Shaft yet!

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Saturday, March 18, 2006 6:39 PM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by minime:
Yeah. But they's still have cancelled it.

True. But I'd have seen it when it was on air.

David

"A lot of people are asking me, you know, what exactly is Firefly? It's a tv show you morons!" - Joss Whedon

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Sunday, March 19, 2006 2:21 AM

MINIME

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
Quote:
Originally posted by minime:
Yeah. But they's still have cancelled it.

True. But I'd have seen it when it was on air.

David

"A lot of people are asking me, you know, what exactly is Firefly? It's a tv show you morons!" - Joss Whedon

Tangentially... would that have been a good thing? I guess if more people had seen the thing on the air, we might be in the middle of, what, season 4?
But on the other hand, I'm Aussie, so I saw the DVD before we had a chance for it to be aired here, and I'm personally glad I saw the episodes in order, without the stress of 'when is it going to be on this week?'

Since we seem to be slightly bashing the entertainment industry - what's out there that does qualify as 'intelligent' viewing, in our humble opinions? (Well take Whedonverse for granted.)

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Sunday, March 19, 2006 2:41 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

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Is.. That.. Tricia (Number Six from Battlestar Galactica) Helfer screaming at the camera?! 0.o

........... This movie looks insane.

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Sunday, March 19, 2006 5:41 AM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by minime:
Tangentially... would that have been a good thing?

Well it wouldn't have been to terribly bad. Sure the order was screwed up and they held out on the pilot till the end but still quality television.

Quote:
Since we seem to be slightly bashing the entertainment industry - what's out there that does qualify as 'intelligent' viewing, in our humble opinions? (Well take Whedonverse for granted.)

My Name is Earl has the smart going on and most PBS shows don't go out of their way to insult my intelligence. I've been enjoying In Justice for the way it inverts the Law & Order formula. One of my local independent stations has been on a clasic TV kick lately so I'm getting to see Barney Miller again. That may be it though.

David

"A lot of people are asking me, you know, what exactly is Firefly? It's a tv show you morons!" - Joss Whedon

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Monday, March 20, 2006 8:36 AM

DAYVE

...uh, uh, uh.....duude......thass soooo snakes on a plane....

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Monday, March 20, 2006 1:54 PM

MINIME

Grrr... we Aussies never get any decent American TV until way after it's done in the US! Firefly being a case in point - we didn't get it at all til 2 years later.
I'm a huge fan of Scrubs, personally. I kind of like House but I don't think it's terrifically intelligent TV, I mostly enjoy picking holes in the medical bits.

Minime

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Monday, March 20, 2006 2:08 PM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by minime:
Grrr... we Aussies never get any decent American TV until way after it's done in the US!

As far as I can tell we Americans don't get any Australian TV at all. So at least you're getting something.

David

"A lot of people are asking me, you know, what exactly is Firefly? It's a tv show you morons!" - Joss Whedon

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Monday, March 20, 2006 2:19 PM

MINIME

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
Quote:
Originally posted by minime:
Grrr... we Aussies never get any decent American TV until way after it's done in the US!

As far as I can tell we Americans don't get any Australian TV at all. So at least you're getting something.

David

"A lot of people are asking me, you know, what exactly is Firefly? It's a tv show you morons!" - Joss Whedon

True... actually, the sad thing is that we Aussies don't get heaps of Australian TV either. Part of the problem with Australian TV is that the budgets for the shows are always very very low - like, 10% of what Buffy's was when they started and no one knew who they were. Also, because of lack of international exposure, they aren't real famous, so there's less international peer pressure to watch. We copied your American Idol and America's next top model, though... yay for us.

That said... grrr, I was about to recommend an aussie TV show and I've temporarily forgotten the name of it (a couple of years old, now)...

Irony abounds.

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Monday, March 20, 2006 2:21 PM

20THCENTFOXHATER

i can't help but wonder, IS THIS A JOKE??? Samuel L. Jackson sure has sure gone downhill with this crap.

I just can't understand how major hollywood studios put out utter shite like this, and amazing independent films are passed over. Most big-budget hollywood films nowadays are terrible, and the only reason I go to SOME of them is because there are hardly any small indie theatres here (which are more expensive as well). The best films this year have all been indie's, and at least more notice is being payed to them

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It's so difficult for indie directors to get noticed now, it's pathetic. Nobody will accept my own script because it's been deemed "too political and possibly offensive to some". So myself and my friends are making it ourselves with money out of our own pockets.

Screw you Hollywood!!!

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Monday, March 20, 2006 2:27 PM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by minime:
We copied your American Idol and America's next top model, though... yay for us.

We deserve all of the blame for Next Top Model but Idol is the UKsters fault.

David

"A lot of people are asking me, you know, what exactly is Firefly? It's a tv show you morons!" - Joss Whedon

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Tuesday, March 21, 2006 1:58 PM

MINIME

Oops, sorry.

Frontline was the name of the show I was thinking of, also The Games - both of them were short-lived but very very clever. Can't think of anything that's come close recently.

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