'The Brooncoat Arms' - Officially open for business! by CosmicFugitive

Aye, tis good when that happens.

*pulls up a rickety barstool*

Cheers, do we have to proove our Englishness?

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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.

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Friday, March 24, 2006 8:44 AM

MATTIE

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a wee haven for Scottish, U.K and International Browncoats alike

Wait, by "International Browncoats" do you mean from any nation, or any nation except the US?
Just asking for some clarification.

Wacky fun!

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Friday, March 24, 2006 8:52 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

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Seryn wrote:
Cheers, do we have to proove our Englishness?

Nope. No need.

Come inside! This place is what you make it.

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Wait, by "International Browncoats" do you mean from any nation, or any nation except the US?
Just asking for some clarification.

Everyone's welcome here! All nationalities, genders and orientations.

There's a games room somewhere, and a swimming pool out back too. This is your haven.

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Friday, March 24, 2006 9:05 AM

Cool, the only way I could think of was start spouting lots of choice swear words and 'jam' Which is never a good way to impress new friends.

Did I hear someone mention a pool?

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Friday, March 24, 2006 2:50 PM

NAVYSEILS

Come in to a real scottish bar trying to prove your englishness may well get you more than a few unpleasant replies, but luckily that won't happen in this place.

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Friday, March 24, 2006 3:00 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

A moderately tall, semi-muscular man with small scar on his chin stomps into the bar. He slumps down on stool and slips his brown coat off of his shoulders. "Gimme a shot of scotch and a milk chaser."

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Saturday, March 25, 2006 1:03 AM

aye, which is why i'd never do it!

but I misread the opening post, missed the 'internationl' bit, which is why I thought I may have had to prove I qualified.

I actually like scottish pubs from what I've heard of them, English pubs are all drinking and desperate attempts at pulling, apparently Scottish pubs (according to rumor and hearsay) are that plus music and arguing.

Two of my favorite pastimes.

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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!

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Saturday, March 25, 2006 3:51 AM

NAVYSEILS

All the ones I go in have music and arguing too, so I guess you heard right. Never the right music for me though, if I was ever to open a pub I'd make sure there was at least a little metallica. Aye the music in the brooncoats bar would be selected by the punters who walk in, not whatever craps floating around the charts at the moment.

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Saturday, March 25, 2006 3:57 AM

Ooh, a browncoat pub! Shiny

*looks around* Nice place. Hey, you have a giant TV screen! And it's playing a really ... weird... ad ... with ... strange ... singing ...

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Saturday, March 25, 2006 4:33 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

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Ooh, a browncoat pub! Shiny

*looks around* Nice place. Hey, you have a giant TV screen! And it's playing a really ... weird... ad ... with ... strange ... singing ...

Welcome DesktopHippie!

Uh.. Yeah.. I think we need to get that fixed.

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Sunday, March 26, 2006 12:21 PM

oh, bit slow today.

Ok, Taking an awful lot of liberties I declare it Happy Hour! With a mix your own cocktails, and a competion for the silliest name.

I submit the 'Put it Down Grandma!'

Blue Curacao
(huge quantities of)White Rum
Fresh mango or orange juice
Lemonade

(surprisingly pleasant, and Bright Green! -we probably unconciously stole the recipie, but hey)

Is anybody watching that Andromeda Strain (?) t.v. program that they are advertising at the moment. It appears to have Jane Asher in it. Just wondering if anyone knows if its any good?

will probably watch it anyway mind.

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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!

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Sunday, March 26, 2006 9:44 PM

way hay i finally found it!

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Sunday, March 26, 2006 9:47 PM

Ah a pool! hope it's heated and indoors especially since were in scotland! Cos i'll have a vodka and coke.

- Mal

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Sunday, March 26, 2006 9:50 PM

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Originally posted by CosmicFugitive:
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Ooh, a browncoat pub! Shiny

*looks around* Nice place. Hey, you have a giant TV screen! And it's playing a really ... weird... ad ... with ... strange ... singing ...

Welcome DesktopHippie!

Uh.. Yeah.. I think we need to get that fixed.

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dont worry ill have a look at it tomorrow
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- Mal

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Sunday, March 26, 2006 9:53 PM

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Originally posted by CosmicFugitive:
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Ooh, a browncoat pub! Shiny

*looks around* Nice place. Hey, you have a giant TV screen! And it's playing a really ... weird... ad ... with ... strange ... singing ...

Welcome DesktopHippie!

Uh.. Yeah.. I think we need to get that fixed.

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- Mal

Dont worry i'll have a look at it tomorrow

- Mal

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Sunday, March 26, 2006 11:10 PM

it's official the giant flat screen has stopped showing the dodgy advert

- Mal

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Sunday, March 26, 2006 11:15 PM

walks over to jukebox and selects you cant take the sky from me

- Mal

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Monday, March 27, 2006 12:15 AM

I'm feeling weirdly violent. And I have a wicked craving for Fruity Oaty Bars. Do they have food here?

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Monday, March 27, 2006 1:34 AM

GROUNDED

I hope you guys are enforcing the smoking ban ;)

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Monday, March 27, 2006 1:49 AM

Well I'm Irish, so we've had a smoking ban in all public places for over a year anyway.

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Monday, March 27, 2006 2:00 AM

WASHSYOUNGERSEXIERBR

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges

This is my kind of establishment!
Beer and firefly are an amzing combination that should be worshiped every year.

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Monday, March 27, 2006 2:04 AM

This really has nothing to do with the thread but ... OH MY GODDESS YOU HAVE THE COOLEST ALIAS EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, a really good choice of names. Now I have Alias envy. *sigh*

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Monday, March 27, 2006 3:46 AM

yes we do have food what can i get you

- Mal

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Monday, March 27, 2006 3:48 AM

also we are enforcing the smoking ban so no fags please in the brooncoat arms!

- Mal

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Monday, March 27, 2006 3:53 AM

SERENITYSLITTLEANGEL

Yay!!! A place for all us Brits to hang out!

Mine'll be a Broon Ale - my home beer.

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20 conversions and counting!!!

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Monday, March 27, 2006 4:01 AM

But non-Brits are welcome too, right? Right? Or do I have to get all fruity oaty again?

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Monday, March 27, 2006 4:04 AM

its cool non-brits are allowed in the brooncoat arms read the first post

- Mal

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Monday, March 27, 2006 4:08 AM

please tell me that you serve London Pride? I am desperately in need of a pint ....

and some peanuts?

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Monday, March 27, 2006 4:09 AM

yes we serve evrything here in the brooncoat arms

- Mal

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Monday, March 27, 2006 4:14 AM

Now that's an offer I can hardly refuse!! (*waggles eye-brows suggestively in terry Thomas-esque manner (although probably more like Sid James, now I come to think of it)*)

The nice thing about this pub is that the thread is active during the day - when all our US cousins are tucked up like baby bunnies in their bunks...

Normally I find my self posting on the barn door after the horse's bolted, so to speak...

Some olives would be nice...

Am trying to get up the courage to go outside after an odd weekend watching the 20 or so hours that make up the O.C. first series - ohhh the drama!!!

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Monday, March 27, 2006 4:16 AM

nice of you too say that! yes this thread is active 24/7!

- Mal

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Monday, March 27, 2006 4:22 AM

*hands zoot some olives!*

- Mal

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Monday, March 27, 2006 4:46 AM

yay! such nice fat green ones, my favourite!!

*munches olives*

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Monday, March 27, 2006 4:49 AM

Ooh! Ooh! Is there karaoke?

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Monday, March 27, 2006 4:52 AM

*Zoot gasps slightly and coughs, spitting out olive stone accidentally stuck in her throat. Stone hits bar and ricochets upwards, taking out one of the tasteful, Celtic light fittings*

Oooooppppss Sorry!!

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Monday, March 27, 2006 4:58 AM

*while giving Zoot the hiemlich manouever*

All right!I was only asking ...

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Monday, March 27, 2006 5:02 AM

sorry, but I cannot be responsible for the systemic and serious physical reaction I have to the word "Karaoke" ... probably because the only difference between me and a singing water buffalo are the horns …

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Monday, March 27, 2006 5:07 AM

No problem. Allthough my dreams of getting the guys to hire Lorne from Angeland read our destinies are turning to ashes. *sigh*

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Monday, March 27, 2006 5:12 AM

How much does he cost? It might be worth snorting like a beast of burden, if I’m gonna get told the future …

Am currently sitting here daydreaming that my performance would be very much akin to Veronica Mars (see Drinking the Kool-Aid season 1, episode 9) although I think my hopes of being in any way that damn cool are severely limited …

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Monday, March 27, 2006 5:19 AM

BTW what were you planning on singing, DTH (I can call you "DTH", can't I?)?

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Monday, March 27, 2006 5:24 AM

Yep, you can call me DTH. As long as it doesn't double as an acronym for something naughty.

What was I planning on singing? "I'm Under your Spell" probably. And anything else from Once More with Feeling that I could get away with. Must pay homage to the supreme Master. Plus I think he gets royalties.

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Monday, March 27, 2006 5:24 AM

Oops

Double post!

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Monday, March 27, 2006 5:37 AM

*Zoot considers dirty acronyms*

Dirty torrid heaving?

Dreadful turd heaps?

Daemon tasting hurts?

We could do the Anya/ Xander duet if you like – then you can take the Anya part and I won’t have to sing as much … though I don't have a penis so verisimilitude could be an issue ....

I know it pretty well since it was all I had in my CD player for about 18 months …

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Monday, March 27, 2006 9:53 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

Whoah.. This place is buzzing!

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Ooh! Ooh! Is there karaoke?

Karaoke sounds cool. Especially a Buffy verse one!

Oh! I just had an idea! Is anyone up for a Firefly pub quiz?

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